Chapter 128: Skeleton Soldiers
Du Chen was once madly obsessed with an old stand-alone game "Heroes 3", which was a game produced in the early 21st century, Du Chen did not complain about his poor picture quality, no surround sound sound, and did not care that this game could not use VR, but the strategic thinking of "Heroes Invincible 3" fascinated him, and he could often be locked in a room for a whole day. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
In "Heroes of Might and Magic 3", Du Chen's favorite thing is the undead creature-skeleton soldier.
"This skeleton is exactly like in the game, hahaha. Du Chen said with a smile. At the beginning of the 20th century, the game engine was immature, and the skeleton soldiers in "Heroes of Might and Magic 3" were swaying when they walked, just like the one in front of them.
The white skeleton couldn't walk steadily, looking at the bones about to fall apart, holding a rusty sword, chopping in three steps, bending down in five steps, like a machine, only these two movements.
"Cut the monsters, cut the monsters!" The skeleton soldier's movements were very cute, and he kept repeating this sentence on his lips, Du Chen stood on tiptoe, moved his spiritual power, and walked over silently.
"Slash youkai, slash youkai. The skeleton soldier's voice was very small, and Du Chen only heard a louder voice after he walked in.
Du Chen covered his mouth, this skeleton soldier is too funny, he looks like this and has to cut down monsters, he looks more monsters than monsters, and he is afraid that he can't cut monsters when he looks weak, and he will be cut down by himself.
If ordinary people encounter skeleton soldiers, they will either go around or be defeated, but Du Chen is different, he hid behind the skeleton and stretched out his left hand.
Bang! Bang!
He tapped the skeleton three times on the left shoulder, and the skeleton froze, and looked at the back of his left hand in a cute mechanical way. But Du Chen had already hid to his right hand, and bang, bang, bang, banged three times.
The skeleton soldier turned his head to look to the right again, Du Chen held his lips, and he really wanted to laugh.
"You skeleton soldier is so cute," Du Chen retracted his legs and jumped in front of the skeleton soldier from the front, and the skeleton soldier was so frightened that his bones were about to fall apart.
"Cut the monsters, come and cut the monsters, there are monsters here!" The skeleton soldier finally stopped using the mechanics, and took a dozen steps back in one breath, rubbing a line on the ground.
"Oh my God, earth, I saw the monster, come and cut the monster, the monster is going to eat people, %¥#@#¥%!" The skeleton soldier undulated his sternum, looking really frightened by Du Chen, and he couldn't hear anything he said clearly.
"Eh, big brother, don't scream, be a man and do things, talk and fart to be reasonable, okay, you are yelling and cutting monsters, what does it have to do with me, I am not a monster. Du Chen said.
"No, no, you're a monster, don't try to lie to me, the last time I met that monster, I almost died, don't bully me a bone, a skeleton without eyes. I'm telling you, I can still see your face....." The skeleton soldier stretched the word "like" for "appearance" very long, and then rubbed it again, and moved sideways to Du Chen's eyes.
The skeleton soldier shook a skull and glanced up and down, "Well, well, it's a human!"
"Sure enough, I was originally human. Du Chen despised it. "I didn't call someone to cut you, even if you were lucky, you still shouted to cut the monster, who are you cutting, cut me!"
"Didn't I cut you, and I haven't seen anything alive in a long time, so of course I should be a little excited to see you, so that I can show a warm welcome to you. The skeleton soldier was about to become a shield with a thick skin, and said shamelessly.
"Cut, do we know each other, I don't need your welcome. Du Chen squinted his eyes, he was curious to inquire about the skeleton soldier, this skeleton soldier had no ill will towards humans.
"Look at my man with bones, can you tell a lie?" the skeleton soldier also knew that his big words were pale and weak, and let out a lewd laugh to cover it up.
"A handful of bones is not serious. Du Chen laughed, "I think you have a bit of fun as a skeleton soldier, or you can be my little brother, follow me, and I will take you out of Gujian Mountain." ”
"Don't. The skeleton soldier refused without hesitation, "I'm going to stay here, what a man has to do, can't give up, I'm going to cut down monsters." ”
"Hahahaha," Du Chen burst into tears and laughed, he wanted to hear the skeleton soldier say a serious reason, but he actually cut the monster.
"What feelings do you have for cutting monsters, I just said, with your fragile appearance, you can't even cut down low-level monsters, and if you say anything about cutting monsters, you will be beaten into a skeleton. Du Chen came to a conclusion.
"Cutting monsters is my life's pursuit, man, you have to endure loneliness silently, human beings, you go, leave me alone. The skeleton soldier said indignantly.
"Also man, do you have something under your crotch?" Du Chen felt that this skeleton soldier was most likely a second-year teenager, and said that men should endure loneliness silently, "If you have anything to cut down the monster, you can also tell me, and I will help you cut it down" Du Chen stood in front of the skeleton soldier, full of confidence, he was determined to subdue this skeleton monster.
"Are you sure?" the skeleton monster suddenly felt a warm heart, and a cool breeze was blowing under his crotch, although he had no heart, his crotch was always ventilated.
"In this boundless night, the eternal night continues, you are like a hope in the night, if you really help me cut down the monsters, I will take you to a place where you can touch the core of the small world of Gujian Mountain. Seeing that Du Chen wanted to help him, the entire skeleton was crystal clear.
(To be continued)
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