Chapter Forty-Eight: The Monkey Man Is Drunk
Anderson asked several questions in a row, but the monkey man didn't know anything, it seems that these monkey people have been guarding one acre and three points of land for a long time, and Anderson simply didn't ask. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The descent was easier than the uphill, and the monkeys pushed and shoved, and soon reached the bottom of the mountain, and Anderson found the hidden car and gave all the wine to the monkeys, who danced and drank the bottles, completely forgetting to take them to the mountain.
It wasn't long before they were drunk and snoring, and Anderson reluctantly picked up a case of wine and went to exchange hostages alone, and after walking a few steps, it occurred to him that he would have a headache if the monkeymen woke up and drove away or broke the car, so he tied them all up, drove the car somewhere else, and when he felt safe, he went up the hill again.
When the monkey man on the mountain saw that he hadn't come back for so long, he thought he had been deceived, so he scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry.
"I think that human must have escaped, let's kill them all. The monkey people said angrily.
"Wait another five minutes, and kill them before they come in five minutes. The other monkey people suggested.
All the monkey people agreed.
Several people pinched their sweats, hoping that Anderson would come soon.
Time ticks and ticks, and it's only five minutes away.
"Damn, I ran away, brothers, slaughtered them. A monkey man roared.
The monkeys immediately jumped over and raised their fists to strike.
"Slow!"
In the nick of time, Anderson finally arrived, sweating and carrying a case of beer.
When the monkeys saw that he was the only one, they suspected that there was fraud and asked, "What about our brothers?"
"All drunk. Anderson put a case of beer on the place and shook it off in sweat.
"Hmph, did you kill them?" asked one of the monkey men, suspicious.
"Where do I have that ability, you are just like a monster, and I will die if you move your fingers. Anderson flattered.
The monkeys are very useful: "That's right. ”
A monkey-man jumps around and takes apart a case of beer, dividing two bottles each.
"Can we go?" asked Anderson, seeing that they had already gotten their beer.
"Get out of here, get out of here!" the monkey men waved impatiently.
"No, the man can go, and the woman stays. A monkey man said suddenly.
"That's not what it was supposed to be. Arthur said angrily when he saw that the monkey man did not keep his promise.
"It was the beginning, it is now, and now you want women. The monkey man didn't give up, and laughed wickedly.
"Bah, do you want the old lady to give you a little monkey?" Alice scolded, spitting out a mouthful of saliva.
"Little monkeys, no, no, monkey people are not the same kind as humans, how can they be incest?" said the other monkey man, "we want to see you dance, with good wine, so that life can be refreshing." ”
"That's right, refreshing, refreshing!" the other monkey-men chimed in.
"Dance, I will, or I'll show you a hand?" Anderson said.
"Damn, what kind of dance are you dancing with a dead man, if you don't get out quickly, I'll take you as a drink. The monkey people refused.
"How long do they have to jump? We're still on our way. Arthur asked.
"Jump to death!" the monkeys said in unison.
When Arthur heard this, he was about to raise his gun, but Kate's eyes were quick and he immediately pressed it down.
"It's okay, you go first, and we'll be there. Kate whispered.
"Then you have a good time, we'll have a meeting later. Anderson said.
"Who wants to meet you later, don't let us meet you again, touch once, hit once!" the monkey man replied disdainfully.
So Arthur and Anderson could only go to the top of the mountain with a little unease
"I ...... I can't dance, what should I do?" Adina said anxiously and helplessly.
"It's okay, just these monsters, where do they know how to appreciate what to dance, just fiddle with a few times. Kate smiled.
"Then we're going to make a fool of ourselves. Kate said to the monkeys.
The monkeys open their bottles and get ready to enjoy.
The three women had barely danced when the monkeys shouted to stop.
"What kind of nonsense are you guys, be serious, be serious. "We're going to watch ballet. The monkeys reprimanded.
"Have you ever seen a ballet?" Alice wondered.
"I've seen it, I'll dance. The monkey screamed, jumped out, and danced the ballet alone.
Several women were amazed, its level was much higher than their own.
After skipping a few laps, the monkey bends down and closes its arms.
Kate picked up the wine from its place and said coquettishly, "This monkey brother is really good at dancing, come, I'll feed you." ”
The monkey man snatched the wine bottle with his right hand, took Kate into his arms with his left hand, raised his right hand high, and after a few "grunts", the wine bottle had bottomed out, and the monkeys jumped and clapped their hands when they saw this.
The monkey-man poured a bottle of wine, his face turned red, and he staggered back to his position, and as soon as he poured back, he began to snore.
"This monkey brother is really bad at drinking, everyone here, whoever can not pour two bottles, I will dance for it, this dance is everyone's favorite pole dance!" Kate smiled charmingly at the monkey people.
"Pole dancing? What's that? We haven't heard of this thing yet. "As soon as you hear the name, it's very high-end. "It's definitely better than ballet. "Although I didn't see it, a few monkey people were still looking forward to it.
Immediately afterwards, several monkeys began to cheer, and in the blink of an eye, only one was left to sit still, and his mind was full of imagination of pole dancing.
Kate tiptoed over and said softly, "If you want me to say, you should be the Monkey King, come, drink this bottle again, and I'll show you right away." ”
Kate wanted to pour the wine in her hand into it, but the monkey man hurriedly pushed it away, "No, no, I'll be drunk if I drink it again." ”
"So you're no different from them. "Kate deliberately provoked it.
"Hmph, I'm ...... I'm better than these guys, wine...... Bring the wine. "When the monkey man heard it, he was excited.
It snatched the wine from Kate's hand and began to pour it into its mouth, only to take two sips before it fell to the ground with a loud snoring sound.
Kate picked up a bottle of wine herself, drank it all in a few clicks, smashed the bottle to the ground, kicked the monkey man violently, and said with disdain: "Hmph, I hate people who have a bad amount of alcohol the most, let alone monkey people." ”
Alice laughed, picked up a few beers, opened one for herself, and kept the rest for the two who left first.
Adina looked happy for the rest of her life.
The three of them packed up their things and drove up the mountain, and after walking for a while, they ran into Arthur and Anderson, who were going down.