"Brother Mosquito Demon, my grandson's hair, who do you want him to become, just think of what that person looks like in your heart, say 'change', and then blow on the hair......"

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"Brother Monkey, I know ......"

Xu Zhimo laughed, and the whole person disappeared from Sun Wukong's field of vision.

"Whoa. ”

"How do you know that?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head and muttered to himself: "Oh, my old grandson forgot, the mosquito demon brother only needs to pinch his fingers and count, and he will naturally know." ”

......

Now that the monkey fur is in hand, it's time to take action.

Who's going to get it first?

Hehe, Marshal Tianpeng's obscene goods are better pitted......

......

The heavenly realm is also divided into day and night.

At night, the rest of the Heavenly Palace was darkened, but the Guanghan Palace became bright, like a conspicuous cursor, which could be seen everywhere.

Outside the Guanghan Palace, there is an ancient big osmanthus tree, which is said to be born to protect the Guanghan fairy, if anyone can cut this big osmanthus tree, then they can get the favor of the Guanghan fairy Chang'e.

However, this osmanthus tree, born of absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, contains magical power, can heal itself, every time you cut an axe, the axe together, the wound of the tree will heal immediately, and it will always be cut.

For many years, countless heavenly gods and generals have tried to cut down trees, Yang Jian failed, Marshal Tianpeng failed, Tota Heavenly King failed, and Wude Xingjun failed...... , the Jade Emperor came quietly, but also failed......

Only Wu Gang has not given up.

"Click, click, click......"

In the dead of night, Chang'e's ultimate brain-dead fan, the god Wu Gang, began to cut down trees again.

Now.

Xu Zhimo also appeared outside the Guanghan Palace.

"Quack. ”

Xu Zhimo's eyes flashed with a treacherous light, a wicked smile appeared on his face, and he did not immediately step into the range of Guanghan Palace, but hid in a corner and took out a monkey hair first.

"Make me a pig!"

"Change!"

Xu Zhimo thought about Zhu Bajie's appearance in his heart, and took the monkey hair and blew it on his mouth: "Whew." ”

"Poof!"

The monkey hair disappeared, and after a burst of light, a person with a pig's head appeared in front of Xu Zhimo.

"See the host. ”

Zhu Bajie smirked at Xu Zhimo.

"Hahaha. ”

"Oh yes, it's amazing. ”

Xu Zhimo was happy for a while, and suddenly his face turned black again, damn it, I forgot it again, I said, I made a mistake, Zhu Bajie has a hairy use, and waved his hand: "Give me a disappearance." ”

"Poof!"

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie disappeared out of thin air, and a monkey hair was wasted.

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

Xu Zhimo laughed a few more times, and Brother Monkey gave him a handful of hair, some of which were not lacking, and he immediately took out another one.

"Make me Marshal of the Canopy!"

"Change!"

Xu Zhimo thought about the appearance of Marshal Tianpeng in his heart, and blew on the monkey hair again: "Whew." ”

"Poof!"

The monkey hair turned into a burst of light, and a heavenly general who was exactly the same as Marshal Tianpeng appeared in front of Xu Zhimo.

"See the host. ”

Marshal Fake Tianpeng smiled at Xu Zhimo again.

"Hmm. ”

"Haha, it's enjoyable. ”

Xu Zhimo was happy in his heart, and he used his mind to control the false marshal Tianpeng: "Slap yourself." ”

"Smack. ”

Marshal False Canopy did not hesitate to slap himself, hard and ruthlessly.

Xu Zhimo's thought moved again: "Take off your clothes and pants." ”

"It's a lot of noise. ”

The false canopy marshal took off his clothes and pants after three strokes and five divisions, and took them off fine.

"Hahaha. ”

"Interesting. ”

Xu Zhimo was happy in his heart, this fake was completely under his control, except that his strength was very low, it felt like a doppelganger of him, what the fake was going to do, in terms of thinking, it was no different from doing it himself.

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

"I'm going to play yin, you, stay here for me first, ready to play at any time. ”

After some experiments, Xu Zhimo laughed a few more times, and then swaggered into the Guanghan Palace.

"Click, click, click......"

Wu Gang was bare-chested, revealing a strong muscle, sweating, and cutting down trees hard, imagining that the goddess would be moved by his persistence.

"Ah, it turned out to be the god Wu Gang. ”

"Cut down trees. ”

Xu Zhimo also came to the big osmanthus tree, smiling brightly, just right, Wu Gang can be a witness and an eyewitness.

"The Great Sage of the Day!"

Seeing Xu Zhimo appear, Wu Gang was taken aback: "Tian...... Yaochi Xianjun, what are you doing here?" The instinctive look was stunned, and I was a little scared.

Every god thought that he couldn't beat Xu Zhimo, but in fact, he was higher than Xu Zhimo's combat effectiveness.

Xu Zhimo looked at the osmanthus tree, then at Wu Gang, and deliberately chatted with him: "Is this tree really so difficult to cut?" showed a curious look, rubbed his hands, and then pulled his hands from his waist, dragged out the chainsaw, and pretended to be here to cut down the tree.

"yes. ”

When Wu Gang saw Xu Zhimo's actions, his vigilance was relaxed, and he smiled: "Every time you cut an axe, together with the axe, the wounds of the tree will heal immediately, and you will not stop cutting at all." The policeman took a breath with his axe, and now, he thought he understood Xu Zhimo's intention.

It turned out that Xu Zhimo, like all the immortals who came here, wanted to get the favor of Fairy Chang'e, so he came to try his luck and see if he could cut down the osmanthus tree.

Fairy Chang'e, in the sky and on the ground, that man doesn't want to get it, this day is the great sage, and naturally it is not excluded.

At the same time, Wu Gang despised Xu Zhimo in his heart: Damn, yesterday I was still making trouble in the Heavenly Palace for Erlang God's wife, the third princess, so that the whole heavenly court knew that you and the third princess were in love with the sea, and as a result, today you went to Guanghan Palace to cut down trees!

Obscene, smelly and shameless.

Hmph, he's still the most single-minded.

"Great Sage, what kind of artifact are you?"

However, looking at the chainsaw in Xu Zhimo's hand, Wu Gang was taken aback again: "Looking at the appearance, it seems to be very suitable for cutting trees." ”

"That's a must. ”

Xu Zhimo casually bragged about it: "This is called a chainsaw, and it is a tree-cutting artifact that I have traveled all over the world and specially searched." ”

"I see. ”

Wu Gang nodded, and said with a gloating smile: "I think the Great Sage has worked in vain, and it is impossible to cut this tree off." "He has been cutting here for many years, he knows the magic of the big osmanthus tree, he has seen many gods with different divine weapons to cut down the tree, as a result, no matter what artifact he has, anyway, he keeps cutting this osmanthus tree.

At the same time, Wu Gang began to despise again: Damn, didn't you say that you love Erlang God's wife and third princess the most, have you loved them for a thousand years, why did you go all over the world to find a tree cutting artifact in order to soak Chang'e?

Stinky and shameless, I've never seen such a brazen person!

Hmph, he's still the most single-minded.

(To be continued.) )