Chapter 1 The Most Powerful System of the Seven Realms
"See Wu Meiniang all exposed in the bath, about it?"
Liu Xunhuan was naked, looking at the "appointment" and "no appointment" that appeared on the screen, and scolded and scolded: "Nima's live broadcast system is high enough! I have been a virgin for nineteen years, and I can still make an appointment!"
He slammed down the confirmation button of "About"!
DUANG!
"The Seven Realms Live Broadcast System has been confirmed successfully, and the host has entered the live broadcast location!"
An incomparably sweet and pleasant female voice suddenly appeared in Liu Xunhuan's mind, startling him. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
He found himself no longer in his dormitory, but in a splendid palace with a level of luxury that surpassed any palace seen on TV.
What's going on with Nima? I'm dreaming, right?
"Host, this is not a dream, you are doing a live broadcast of the Seven Realms, the Three Domains of Heaven and Earth, the Immortals, Demons, Demons, Ghosts, Buddhas, and the Seven Realms can be watched by the audience!"
"I'm grass, I still have a live broadcast system in my head?
"The Tang Dynasty's Yeting Palace! The host's random live broadcast theme is: Cultivate to the ninth order of the stargazing realm, and overthrow Wu Meiniang to make Xiaoyin!"
"Really?"
Liu Xunhuan directly filtered out the first half of the sentence and focused on the second half of the sentence, his eyes suddenly lit up, and through a carved door, a woman with snow-white skin was naked and was bathing intently.
"Damn, don't care, let's take a look first!"
Liu Xunhuan gently pushed open the carved door, and was happy in her heart, this woman's body was hidden in the mist, her skin was snow-white, and her curves were full, judging from the back, she was definitely a diva-level beauty!
Damn, I've been a virgin for 19 years, but I didn't expect it to be cool in my dreams!
A force suddenly threw itself down, and the woman was drowned in the water before she could scream.
The woman struggled, finally putting her head out of the water, ready to scream.
But when she saw a handsome face with water droplets, she suddenly changed her mind.
Her eyes were discharged, and she smiled coquettishly in an extremely soft voice: "Come on, people won't resist!"
"Holy, so smooth?"
Liu Xunhuan's hand touched a trace of softness and smoothness, and his heart was secretly refreshed, and he wanted to learn the bathroom scene in the AV movie.
"Khan, host, please don't surrender your identity, don't you want to find Wu Meiniang if you make Xiaoyin?"
The system was a little embarrassed, and quickly reminded.
"She's not...... Wu Meiniang?"
Liu Xunhuan looked at the delicate and seductive face and asked indifferently.
"How can Wu Meiniang's breasts be so flat? It's just a coquettish girl, don't you even let go of a flat-chested 10,000-person ride?"
The system said speechlessly.
Liu Xunhuan looked at it intently, and sure enough, this woman looks like a fox, and her breasts are indeed flat, Nima is also too sorry for the Tang Dynasty's slogan of fat as beauty!
Especially when he heard the three words of 10,000 people riding, Liu Xunhuan was sweaty, and quickly let go of the fox woman.
, I almost wasted the virgin essence on a 10,000-person rider, it's too cheating!
Liu Xunhuan was in a very unhappy mood, and held his mouth and shouted: "What are you doing here, where is Wu Meiniang?"
"Yo, you are an unclean man, and you dare to shout when you break into the harem? Do you know that as long as I shout, your head will fall to the ground?"
The woman's foxy eyes stared at the incomparably large tent under his crotch, and said with a coquettish smile: "In this harem, you can't see a real man for ten days and a half, hehe, if you obey me, maybe this girl will be happy, and you can really think of a way to let you peek at Mei Niang's vixen bathing......"
"Bang, I'm a virgin, I swear to die!"
Liu Xun shouted for joy and fled as if flying.
"Come on, there's an assassin!"
As the woman shouted, Liu Xunhuan was quickly tied up by three palace guards.
"I'm grass, grass mud horse, let go of me!"
Feeling the pain in his body and the bitter reality of not being able to wake up, Liu Xunhuan realized that what the system had just said seemed to be true.
"Nima, this is really not a dream!"
The three guards directly ignored his shouts, and one of the guards sneered: "Xuanzang monk took three apprentices to the west to learn scriptures, and he will return tomorrow, and the whole Chang'an is celebrating, but because of this villain, I will be thrown into prison first!"
Liu Xunhuan was dragged away, and immediately panicked, and roared in his mouth: "Get out of the system, I'm going to change to other live broadcast themes!"
"No! The system is locked, and you can't exit until the live broadcast task is completed, and you can't do other live broadcasts!"
What kind of rhythm is this, could it be that labor and management have really crossed over? This will die! Woo woo woo......
Liu Xunhuan suddenly looked bitter, and finally understood that he had traveled to the Tang Dynasty, and it happened to be at the time when Tang Seng came back with Sun Monkey to learn scriptures!
"It's just, how could I be the anchor of the Seven Realms live broadcast system on this ghost day?"
He remembered that he was still playing interactive live broadcast in the dormitory before to obscenate "Wu Meiniang", which tendon was wrong, and he actually crossed over?
He quickly absorbed the information of this body that had crossed over, and suddenly his heart collapsed, and he wanted to say 10,000 words of grass and mud horses!
The main name is Li Yongxue, and he is the widow of the founding general Li Junxian who fell into the people.
It's just that Liu Xunhuan can't catch up with the second generation of officials and the second generation of generals, because Li Junxian has been beheaded by Taizong at this time on trumped-up charges such as "the heroine Wuwang has the world".
It can be said that he is now the only surviving seedling of the Li Junxian family!
Not long ago, Li Yongxue learned his identity and wanted to avenge his father, so he got a palace uniform and sneaked into the deep palace out of nowhere, but was chased and killed by the guards, and hit his head on a pillar in a panic and fainted!
This also gave Liu Xunhuan, a hard-pressed young man in the 21st century, an opportunity to directly occupy this tragic body.
Thrown into the prison, Liu Xunhuan found a looming screen in his mind, in which 53 people were watching his live broadcast.
I'm grass, there are so few people, and they're all mortal signs!
Hey, there are two of them that are the logos of the god realm, [God Realm Jade Sullen Brother] and [God Realm Yu Meng Xiao Fresh Meat]?
Isn't it the Seven Realms live broadcast system, why didn't you see Chang'e's Seven Fairies Nie Xiaoqian and Bai Suzhen watching their live broadcasts?
These mortals are commenting through voice and text.
[Mortals love to watch movies]: Poof, which crew is this, and Xuanzang monk with three apprentices! Is this the rhythm of "Journey to the West" (speechless expression)
[Mortal 5577]: Is this plot too bloody, I traveled to the harem and wanted to peek at Wu Meiniang taking a bath, but I only touched the fart ditch of a slave and was arrested! It's really boring! Looking forward to the follow-up and Wu Meiniang to make Xiaoyin......
[Mortals and you he]: Huh? No, the postquel to Journey to the West, what did you do with Wu Meiniang? But the theme is good, knock down Wu Meiniang to make Xiaoyin, uh, I like it! Compared with the era when Xuanzang returned from learning scriptures, Wu Meiniang may still be a virgin at this time (three smirking expressions)
Isn't this a live broadcast room, how did you put on a movie? Could it be the new legend of Wu Meiniang? But don't say it, it's really much better than those five-cent special effects!
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[Please prepare tissues, otherwise you will pee with a smile, don't blame the live broadcast for not reminding!]