"So, you slapped all the bird poop eggs on those two imps?" A young man with a horse's face looked at Durag with wide eyes and surprise at the inn. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Durag had changed into his usual outfit at the moment, and his expression was as comfortable as sipping an iced drink in the scorching sun.

The two little bastards burst into tears on the spot. Durag replied excitedly, "I don't think they will be able to explain to their parents tonight, hahahaha!" he said, slapping the inn table as he let out a series of cheap laughs.

The horse-faced young man sitting across from him flattened his mouth in embarrassment, and he exhaled rather helplessly. "You...... It's really the same as before!" In order to prevent Durag from making a big fuss about this topic, the young man hurriedly changed the subject and said, "By the way, how long are you going to live in the city?"

"Let's stay for two weeks. This time it was Durag's turn to sigh.

"It's rare! If we want to enter the Archmage Tower, we have to pay attention to the annual treasure fair. You don't take that place seriously. I remember when I followed the merchant group to the Archmage Tower last year, I saw the black-gold wall, and I almost rolled up my sleeves and dug up a piece. ”

Looking at the horse-faced young man's leisurely appearance, Durag couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. "Thanks for the compliment, those walls are used to absorb magical energy and avoid accidents. If you look at that wall all day and all night, you're going to vomit in less than a month. Seriously, the Archmage Tower is usually a very deserted place, and if you stay for a long time, you will be depressed, and we are not gods, so we have to come out to breathe, right? Anyway, there is still a whole month before the next assessment. Oh, come on, Forde, you remind me of that unfortunate test again. ”

"But I'm interested in knowing that! You need to know how inferior we poor creatures are in the face of real mages. Even if you satisfy the curiosity of mortals such as me, you can tell your old classmates what the assessment is like, right?

Durag coughed. "Do you think that the Magical Ethics Society, which has been passed by the intermediate academy, will take another written exam at the Archmage Tower?"

"So it's a real fight?"

"I can't say that, it should be a kind of mental destruction!" Durag's baby face collapsed suddenly. "Let's put it this way, there was a boring guy who used a specific magic circle to create a mental illusion that specifically attacked the inner weakness of the test taker. You'll have to spend 6 hours in the exam room to pass. ”

"Oh my God, our Flame Wings have a mental weakness?!" Fude called out Durag's nickname in surprise, "I need to record this. Be sure to let Delvin and Orin know about it. He muttered quietly. However, Fude apparently forgot the wise saying "good words don't go out, bad words spread thousands of miles", and completely underestimated Durag's super sensitivity to bad words. By the time he reacted, Durag's baby face was covered in clouds. "Next time you come to the Archmage Tower, see that I don't lock you in the examination room, and then you will be able to spend six hours with your favorite cockroach in your consciousness, oh no, the time of that conscious world is twelve times slower than reality!"

"So terrifying?" said Fudd, "However, you can even calculate the time so clearly, that's a test...... How many times?" saw Durag's face darken and darken, and Verde finally realized that Dulag's angry words might not be a joke anymore. He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I said the wrong thing, I said the wrong thing, you must forgive me." ”

"It depends on how you do next. Durag pretended to be magnanimous.

Fude swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Your clothes, I'll find someone to wash them dry and quiet, and when you put them on, make sure the fragrance is overflowing!"

"Aroma?!" Durag excited.

"Now thank me, and I'll tell them to smoke your clothes with the best mast flowers. ”

"Forde, I think you'd better not come to the Archmage Tower. Durag clattered the joints of his hands.

Fud, who was defeated in an instant, couldn't help but sigh, "I said that your little sense of humor was really eaten clean by the Archmage Tower, how could I play such an old classmate?"

"Huh?"

"Do you have to take that 'Good Mage License'? Actually, it's not bad to stay in Mufa City and be a teacher. Fude persuaded. "There are not many teachers in the junior and intermediate schools who are real mages, and if you come to teach, it is estimated that they will be very popular, and I will follow suit. ”

"I don't think many teachers will fight back with a student playing their own bird droppings, right?" Durag rolled his eyes.

"Well, not a teacher. If you pretend to be a merchant or a traveler or something, as long as you don't reveal that you are a mage, you can travel around without getting into trouble? If you have that kind of intention, I can consult with my family and find you a place in the caravan where you don't have to do any work?"

"Then why don't I become a merchant in the first place?" said Durag, whose dream was not to be an ordinary traveler, but to leave a mark on history like Embrio, Omagal, or Stio in the History of Magic!...... Wait a minute, the latter two mages seem to be famous for their study of dark magic, and you must not be like them.

"Okay, okay! I don't think I can convince you. Fude spread his hands with regret. "Actually, I still want to say that the 'license' is really ...... Funny stuff. I can't imagine what the other person would say when you ask for lodging with that thing, 'Look, here's a good mage!' and it feels as weird as a woman saying to you, 'You're a good person.'" ”

Fude's remarks made Durag frown in confusion. The old classmate sitting opposite him shrugged his shoulders when he saw this, "If you are ready to continue to struggle, don't take my bad words to heart, I'm just afraid that you will be too sharp and waste your youth in vain." ”

At this time, a waiter walked up to the two of them with a plate.

"You've got your special drink!"

Fude nodded, and tossed a few random coins into the waiter's plate.

Durag looked at the cup in his hand, and he noticed that the contents of the cup were so special that he could not make out what mixture of liquids it contained, at least by the light of his eyes and smell.

"How's the most popular cocktail in Mufa City right now? I've got a good treat for you!" Fude smiled and clinked glasses with Durag, then said with a puff of heart, "Anyway, I have to celebrate your next trial." With that, he tilted his head and poured the contents of the cup into his throat in one gulp.

Durag looked at Fude's heroic performance, and couldn't help but have a feeling of swallowing mountains and rivers. He followed the example of Forde and poured a whole glass into his mouth, and the hot liquor poured into his throat in an instant, and then Durag felt a slippery and greasy thing spill into his mouth. Unfortunately, I can't hold back the momentum.

"How's it going? Does it feel like a cosmic explosion?" asked Forde with a smile.

Durag swallowed hard. "What's that?"

"Oysters! Didn't I mention this is a new oyster drink that has just become popular recently?"

"Oysters, you say?!" Durag repeated.

"That's right!"

"Gross!"