Chapter 14 Mortar Bombardment of Zhu Bajie

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At the same time, Liu Xunhuan also heard a pig roar: "Woo, howl, live broadcast, my old pig is here!

Liu Xunhuan said badly, the monkey old pig brother is here!

Just listening to Zhu Bajie's voice, could it be that the vest [Marshal Tianpeng of the God Realm] in the comment area is really Zhu Bajie?

Sun Wukong looked at the Tang cavalry who fell to the ground, and then looked at Cheng Yanjin, the god general who was still majestic when he left the Wangjing Tower, and shook his head.

He scratched his head and smiled: "It seems that this monster is not shallow, if my grandson wants to hurt so many people at once, he has to make the stick infinite, or turn Mao Mao into countless clones to do it!"

He estimated that the monster was in the red tent, and suddenly shouted: "Monster, don't you get out of here quickly! Aren't you afraid that my old grandson will poke your cloak into his 108,000 rotten holes?"

Liu Xunhuan lazily came out of the tent, but saw that the three difficult brothers and sisters who followed Tang Seng to learn the scriptures came, and suddenly felt that the three people played on TV were still quite different from the real people.

He laughed and said: "Ah, it's the Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng and the Rolling Shutter Lord, why don't you hurry up and meet your old lover, hand over the public grain, and come here to do something?"

Sun Wukong scratched his thinning hair and grinned: "Know a few of us, know that I am ...... Qi, Monkey King, even if you have a little eyesight, why don't you quickly tie your hands and jump on the nine-toothed nail rake of the stinky old pig and wait for it to fall?"

Liu Xunhuan listened to Sun Wukong's speech in a low tone, he bit the words "Qi" and "You" very hard, and dragged the words "pig" and "listen" in "old pig" for a long time, which sounded very funny.

He held back his mouth and smiled: "Brother Monkey, don't catch your monkey hair, there is no hair, it is better to catch a bird!"

"Huh?" Sun Wukong was stunned, this demon actually dared to say nothing, Brother Monkey is also called by you? Look at me if I don't teach you!

Before Sun Wukong could speak, Liu Xunhuan was no longer talking to him, but talking to Zhu Bajie.

"Zhu Bajie, you already look like a pig's head, and you are still pretending to be the Marshal of the Heavenly Peng of the God Realm in the live broadcast system, do you think that if you change your vest, you can change the fact that you are a pig's head?"

"Whew, this is what Taishang Laojun allowed me to use that vest!"

Zhu Bajie stretched out the pig's head and said with a face: "Pig's feet, can you let me take a look at that delicate little lady first, let's fight again!"

Liu Xunhuan deliberately laughed: "It's not good!"

And Sun Wukong shook Zhu Bajie's ass with a stick and shouted: "Old pig, don't forget, the master is not here now, you dare to tell sex jokes secretly with people like before, see if I don't beat you!"

"Wow, Brother Monkey, I won't go to see the little lady......"

Zhu Bajie looked aggrieved, looked at the red tent with his eyes, and actually used the method of seeing through his eyes, but he didn't see anything.

He rolled his eyes and complained: "It's a dog, who made this cloak this special thing, you get out of the old pig, the old pig must not use the nine-tooth nail rake to nail you JJ!"

He said angrily: "The quality is also good, there is wood, I haven't seen the old pig! It's better to watch the live broadcast just now!"

Sun Wukong immediately gritted his teeth and shouted: "Don't care about looking at women, hurry up and catch this little hairy child with me, and go back to the Jinglou to restore the master's life!"

After speaking, he picked up the golden stick and was about to wave it at Liu Xunhuan.

"Wait......"

Liu Xunhuan stretched out a hand and said disdainfully: "I thought that Sun Dasheng was so heroic, it turned out that he was the same as those impotent Tang Iron Riders, who would only bully more and bully less, if you have the ability, you will come one by one, see if I don't beat you flat!"

"Ahh............h I, Monkey King, how can I compare it with those mortals?

"Brother Monkey, why should I go first, if you want to go up, Senior Brother Sha will go first!"

Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujing, who actually sat down by the lake, took off his shoes and played in the water, and opened his pig's mouth to say dissatisfied.

"Who told you that you are most afraid of the great brother's awesomeness, especially when the master is not there. ā€

Sha Wujing said with a smile while playing in the water: "You dare to say that you are not afraid, if you are not afraid, you will also come to play with me, come! This water is cooler than the water of the Liusha River, and I haven't played in Laosha for many years!"

Zhu Bajie was speechless, looked at the golden golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand, and complained twice.

He shouted at Liu Xunhuan: "Pig's foot, can I discuss something with you, and when you set off the cannon, can you not blow up the birds of the Yin family?"

"Otherwise, when the Yin family returns to Gao Laozhuang, they won't be able to explain it to their daughter-in-law!"

Liu Xunhuan looked at Zhu Bajie's cute expression, and said with a smile: "Okay, I promise you!"

Zhu Bajie put his mind at ease, he suddenly picked up the nine-toothed nail rake and attacked Liu Xunhuan.

"Look at the cannon! Shoot you into ripe pork!"

Liu Xunhuan pressed heavily on the mortar.

"Boom ......"

Suddenly, a cannonball bombarded Zhu Bajie directly, hitting Zhu Bajie's fat body squarely.

"Whew...... Whew......"

Zhu Bajie's body flew out and quickly fell into the Seoul Lake, causing a splash with the smell of pigs.

"I'm so ugly, this whole pond of lake water has been polluted by you! I'm not afraid that the Yin family will levy an ecological destruction tax on you!"

"Huh?" Sun Wukong found that Zhu Bajie was defeated in seconds, and his eyes were stunned, this guy is not a monster, but that artifact is powerful! He turned to Monk Sha and shouted: "Senior Brother Sha, you are on top!"

Sha Wujing got up slowly, picked up the demon scepter, and suddenly asked, "Hey, that pig's foot, are you a monster?"

He also secretly approached Zhu Bajie's nine-tooth nail rake just now to watch the live broadcast, and felt that this pig's foot did not look like a monster.

Liu Xunhuan suddenly felt amused, and said with a smile: "I'm not a monster, I'm a mortal!

"Oh, got it!"

Sha Wujing suddenly put down the demon scepter, and muttered to himself: "My demon scepter is used to subdue demons, and for mortals, my old sand has always only been barehanded!"

"Oops, I just remembered that every time it's the senior brother who is acting as a hero, I haven't fought for a long time, I have to loosen my muscles first, so as not to have sudden cramps!"

After speaking, he gestured on the spot, and he was really loosening, and he didn't take a step forward for a long time.

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and said with big monkey eyes: "He said that he was a mortal, and you believed it?"

"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"

Sha Wujing said while doing a squatting motion.

"Ahh......hh I'm so angry! I'll come by myself!"

Sun Wukong waited for a while, but Sha Seng hadn't moved yet, he really couldn't stand it, so he suddenly jumped into the air and hit Liu Xunhuan is stick.

"It's long overdue to go on by yourself, obviously this result every time, we have to do a foreplay first, alas, dead monkeys don't have a long memory!"

Zhu Bajie recovered from the bombardment of the cannonballs at this moment, floating on the lake and muttering.