87.Chapter 87 : The toad wants to eat swan meat
After Xu Zhimo laughed secretly in his heart, he put away the mirror and walked towards Haimeng Villa with a swagger, no, he should have walked towards Haimeng Villa with frustration. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Wu Dalang walks, Xu Zhimo has always thought it is quite funny, it is difficult to imitate, and now he finally deeply understands that walking like this, he really can't grind his crotch!
"Stop!"
"What are you here for?"
Outside the gate of Haimeng Villa, there were two disciples standing, and there was a tall and majestic man, like a fierce man with an iron tower.
Seeing Xu Zhimo coming, the two disciples guarding the door stopped him.
Xu Zhimo grinned with an ugly face that couldn't be uglier anymore and smiled: "Isn't there some kind of draft here, I'm here to participate in the audition?"
"Draft?"
"Auditions?"
The two gatekeepers looked surprised.
"It's the pride of the sky, Nalan Bingxue's competition to recruit relatives. Xu Zhimo touched the thick and black mole hair on his face with his hand.
"You're here to participate in a martial arts competition?"
The two gatekeepers had their mouths open, their eyes almost fell to the ground, and after being stunned for a few seconds, they laughed together.
"Just because you look like this, and you still want to come to Miss Nalan's competition to recruit relatives? hahaha, happy to kill me, hahaha......"
"It's so funny, I finally know what a toad wants to eat swan meat today, hahaha......"
Xu Zhimo smiled: "What? Who said that toads can't eat swan meat, it's not a secret, Lao Tzu is a toad who specializes in eating swan meat." ”
"Hahaha......"
The two gatekeeper disciples laughed again, and then their eyes widened and their expressions turned fierce.
"Ugly, deliberately causing trouble, don't you, you want to be famous, don't you? You don't want to see what kind of place this is?"
"Get out of here!"
Xu Zhimo was still smiling: "I haven't married a wife yet, and I'm young and vigorous and haven't been sick, why can't I come to the competition to recruit relatives?"
One of the gatekeepers laughed evilly: "Okay, do you have an invitation?"
"Nope. ”
Xu Zhimo answered simply and directly.
"There is no invitation, and there is no fame in the rivers and lakes, if you want to enter this door, you must first pass the test of Senior Brother Nalan Ba. The disciple smiled evilly, and stretched out his hand to the big man standing in the middle of the gate.
"Get out!"
Nalan Ba glanced at Xu Zhimo, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and looked at the top of Xu Zhimo's head with his eyelids.
Nalan Ba, the master of Zixuan City, the 8th order of the Martial King!
Xu Zhimo swept it with his 'eyes like a torch', and sneered: "Trash!" The fist suddenly ignited a flame, and the 'boom' punch smashed out.
"Ahh
Nalan Ba, who was like an iron tower, screamed, and his majestic body flew out directly, hitting the stone lion in front of the door, and knocking the stone lion out again.
Falling to the ground, Nalan Ba held his crotch with both hands, screaming in pain, and his burly and stout body rolled all over the ground.
"I'll ......"
Xu Zhimo also had three black lines on his forehead, he was actually not so despicable and obscene, he originally wanted to smash Nalan Ba's chest with one punch, but he forgot his current height and smashed Nalan Ba's crotch with one punch.
This punch directly blew up Nalan Ba's balls.
"Can I go in now?"
Xu Zhimo returned to smiling again, looking at the two gatekeeper disciples, but there was a murderous aura in his eyes.
The two disciples were dumbfounded, completely dumbfounded.
Nalan Ba is the big brother in their hearts, but he didn't expect to be smashed by this little man with a punch, it's really unseemly.
"Boom!"
Seeing that the two of them didn't speak, Xu Zhimo didn't bother to talk to them, and as soon as his body moved, the person had flashed into the gate, and at the same time, his hands froze, and two balls of 'bloodthirsty swallowing flames' hit the bodies of the two gatekeepers.
The dumbfounded expressions of the two gatekeepers had not yet recovered, their bodies had already burned from the inside out, their faces had just shown a terrifying panic, and they opened their mouths to scream, but there were flames in their mouths, and soon, they turned into two clouds of extinguished black smoke.
The two disciples guarding the door disappeared out of thin air.
Xu Zhimo entered the villa, walked directly to the lively and noisy place, and entered a red maple forest with beautiful scenery and pleasant atmosphere, and soon, a brilliant wide ring appeared in his eyes.
In front of the ring, there were people of different shapes and weapons, most of them young people.
In addition, there are more than a dozen tall guest chairs on both sides of the ring, all of which are sitting on people, and there are people waiting on the left and right, all of whom are arrogant.
In the square of the ring, there were three dragon pattern chairs, and Nalan Lie, who was majestic and domineering, sat proudly in the middle, and Haitao and Mengchen of Haimeng Villa were on the side.
But the most popular thing is a girl standing on a jade pillar on the right side of the ring.
The girl Fanghua is in her twenty-eighth year, delicate and amazing, such as waterfall long hair, slender waist and jade legs, wearing a stunning fiery red tights and long skirt, the concave and convex delicate body is wrapped in the dress, and the moving curves are fully revealed. She stood proudly on the jade pillar, slightly looking up with a beautiful little face, the posture of the proud girl of the sky was undoubted, she was tied with a white jade ribbon around her waist, her hair was flying in the wind, and the silk was fluttering......
If you want to describe the beauty of the girl, you can use flowers as appearance, moon as gods, jade as bones, ice and snow as skin, and autumn water as posture.
The girl who is so beautiful that it is suffocating is the heroine of this competition, Nalan Bingxue.
At this moment, Nalan Bingxue is the focus of all the men in the audience, and she is in the spotlight, and countless pairs of fiery, envious, greedy, expectant or humble eyes that dare not offend her are all gathered on her body.
Nalan Bingxue stood proudly on the jade pillar of the dragon and phoenix phase plate, a pair of brilliant and beautiful eyes looking for it in the crowd, her eyebrows were lightly brushed, and her jade face was slightly tense, as if she had not found the person she wanted to see.
Xu Zhimo blended into the crowd, looked up at Nalan Bingxue, smiled coldly, and went to observe the others.
Liu Feiyang, Yang Wuji, Xiahou Bufan, Huangfu Thunder, Dongfang Haojie, Ximen Hengdao, Nangong Invincible, Dugu Gale ......
The names are more and more cool than the other, the Liu and Yang families and the strongest young talents in the six major families are here, but there are still a few people on the VIP chairs, Xu Zhimo doesn't know them, but the strong aura exuded by them is far above the young talents of the ten major families in the 180,000-mile continent.
It seems that there are more bosses who can explode equipment today than imagined, Xu Zhimo couldn't help but be curious, knowing that the handsome might not take care of him, he deliberately found the ugliest person in the crowd and patted him on the thigh: "Friend, hello." ”
The man was looking up at Nalan Bingxue and drooling wildly, his clothes were all over the place, and when he saw someone looking for him, he reluctantly withdrew his gaze, looked down at Xu Zhimo, and suddenly opened his eyebrows and began to introduce himself happily: "Hello, I don't know what advice I have when I go down to Chenghe, I don't know what to advise?" An ugly person saw a person who was uglier than him in the crowd of handsome and handsome, that feeling, the sense of superiority increased greatly, and his heart was excited, beyond words.