Chapter 53: The Elves of Snow Fox Village
Snow Fox Valley, Snow Fox Village. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
On a cloud above Snow Fox Village, Liu Wentian is leisurely enjoying the scenery.
My grass, this clouds and fog, but the scenery is better than driving a bomber, because it is open-topped!
soaring through the clouds, I realized that Jiang Shan of the Tang Dynasty was so arrogant, attracting countless heroes...... It's really full of green trees, mountains and rivers depend on each other, beautiful!
Liu Xunhuan was enjoying the unique beauty, and Sun Monkey suddenly grinned: "It's here, look below!"
But I saw that under the clouds was a small village, and unlike other wooden-walled and mud-tile villages, there was a snow-white fox made of unknown materials on the eaves of every house in this village!
Sure enough, it was Snow Fox Village, Liu Xunhuan wondered, is this village engaged in Snow Fox worship?
Sun Wukong let the white clouds fall and put away the clouds, Liu Xunhuan and Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng fell steadily to the ground, as if the clouds were gone, and people's feet naturally fell to the ground.
Liu Xunhuan said with great envy: "Brother Monkey, this somersault cloud is too powerful, stronger than my bomber, teach me Ming'er?"
"......" Sun Wukong scratched the monkey's head and said with a smile: "My grandson wants to teach you, but it's a pity that my master once asked me to swear that my ability is not allowed to tell others who taught me, nor to teach anyone!"
"You also know that when my old grandson was framed in the Heavenly Palace, and when he was beheaded in the Heavenly Court, he never violated this oath!"
Liu Xunhuan is right to think about it, this Sun Monkey, if you want to talk about righteousness and credibility, it is really unparalleled in the Seven Realms!
It's just that others don't know, but I know that your grandson monkey's teacher is not the Bodhi ancestor, hehehe, in the eyes of labor and management, there is no password in the Seven Realms!
He suddenly pulled Sun Monkey to the side, and whispered in his furry ear: "Bodhi is not a tree, and the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where is the dust......"
"Whew...... Huh?" Sun Monkey looked stunned, looked at Liu Xunhuan's eyes, stayed for a long time, and said in his heart This mortal is really amazing, you know this?
Zhu Bajie looked at the two of them and roared: "Brother Monkey, Brother Liu, you two are so affectionate, you want to be a base!"
"Fuck your sister!" Liu Xunhuan was speechless for a moment, but found that this was not right, let's not talk about whether Zhu Bajie has a sister, even if there is, it is not a pig!
"Hahaha, the old pig wood has a sister!" Zhu Bajie laughed.
"Then I'll kill your Chang'e!" Liu Xunhuan said hatefully: "You said that you are obviously a pig in the Seven Realms, why do you have to learn human language, and you are also learning the language of the world in my hometown." ”
"You know Mu knows, you learn Internet buzzwords, and Sister Feng learns to walk as a model!"
Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "Sister Feng is also a woman, hey, hey!"
"Who is Sister Feng?" Sha Wujing was stunned and asked suspiciously.
"Hahaha...... Wait until you mess with me more about the Seven Realms Live Broadcast System, and you'll understand!" Zhu Bajie finally found more superiority since he entered the Seven Realms Live Broadcast System as the first batch of Immortal Realms, and said angrily.
"Let's go, let's see with my grandson, what's so strange about this Snow Fox Village!"
Sun Wukong shook his monkey brain and took the lead towards the entrance of Snow Fox Village.
Several people entered Snow Fox Village, but found that there was a little girl in red standing there at the entrance of the village, as if waiting for someone.
Her skin is extremely fair, with two good-looking braids, and although she is not very old, there is a natural charm in the corners of her eyes.
Sun Wukong looked at the child with a straight waist and said with a smile: "Child, what are you doing here?"
The little girl blinked her eyes, her pink face was very cute, and she said in a milky voice: "Mother said that there is a guest here today!"
"Huh?" Sun Wukong smiled: "This is strange. What else did your mom say?"
The little girl looked at the three of them, then at Liu Xunhuan, and said with a smile: "My mother said that there will be three ugly people in the world today, and there will be one of the best-looking men in the world!"
"Woo woo......" Zhu Bajie suddenly felt interesting, he held up a loose big pork belly, and asked with a smile: "Haha, child, is your mother good-looking?"
The little girl's eyes widened, and she snorted coldly: "Hmph, my mother is the best-looking girl in the world!"
"Your mother, girl?" Liu Xunhuan was immediately amused by the little girl, and he asked with a smile, "Then how many children does your mother have?"
The little girl blinked her eyes and was stunned for a while, and then said with an adult look: "What children, all the children in this village are my mother's children!"
"Dwarf oil, laughing old pigs! Then take us to meet your mother, the world's largest dollar bank!"
Zhu Bajie stretched out his pig hand and was about to pat the little girl's buttocks, but the little girl deftly dodged it.
"Hmph, mom said, you guys, that pig's head is the most colorful, ask me to be careful!" The little girl thrust her waist and said angrily: "Fortunately, I was prepared, otherwise I would have been taken advantage of by a pig and lost my life!"
After speaking, as soon as she turned around, she led the four of them towards the village.
"What's your name?" Liu Xunhuan asked softly as he watched the little girl shake her pigtails, which was really cute.
The little girl smiled and said, "My name is Xiaoxue, you can also call me the best-looking Xiaoxue!"
"I actually prefer to be called by my last name!"
Liu Xunhuan felt very funny, and said with a smile: "The best-looking Xiaoxue, there are no men in your village, right?"
"Hey, how do you know that there are no men in our village!" Xiao Xue blinked her eyes and asked curiously, "Can you pinch it?"
Liu Xunhuan said in his heart, I can't pinch it, if there is a man in this village, why do all the children call a woman mother, and the exit is closed to what the mother says.
This shows that in this little girl's heart, the mother is the only and most important existence.
"Look, here we are, this is my mother's house!"
The little girl suddenly pointed to the tallest wooden house in the village in front of her, and said with a grin.
After saying that, her body quickly flashed, and she disappeared.
Liu Xunhuan looked up and found that the wooden house seemed to be no different from other materials except for a larger snow-white fox on the roof.
It's just that, for some reason, he always feels a weirdness that makes him look strange.
This strangeness is not uncomfortable, but it can be clearly felt.
Sun Wukong scratched his head and said: "I see, this snow fox village is a fox demon village, the little girl's mother, eighty percent is the biggest fox demon!"
"It's ridiculous that Xue Rengui is still a Tang God General, and he actually lived in the monster village for a night without noticing it!"
Liu Xunhuan asked, "Brother Monkey, let me ask you, if his mother is really a monster, will you beat her to death with a stick?"