"Brother mosquito demon, my grandson will go first, the matter between you and the third princess, my grandson will definitely help you do it, and I will definitely help you make cooked rice into fried rice. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The monkey is curious and anxious, Sun Wukong is wearing Bi Ma Wen's official uniform, and after a few turns, the monkey ran out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall in a hurry, but Xu Zhimo's 'business', he didn't forget.

"There's no urgency about this, Brother Monkey doesn't have to take it to heart, you just go chic. ”

Xu Zhimo's lips trembled, and his heart was also sweating, Brother Monkey followed him for a few days, grew up, and even knew how to use idioms, or made it up himself, cooked rice was baked into fried rice, said!

The fried rice is hairy, he has never fried rice with the third princess at all!

"Great Sage, what's the matter?"

At this time, Marshal Tianpeng ran in front of Xu Zhimo, his expression changed suddenly, his face was enthusiastic, his eyes were smiling and smiling, and he had a flattering face.

Xu Zhimo sweated again in his heart, this goods, at a glance, there is something to be done!

Seeing Marshal Tianpeng's obscene face, as if he was a little afraid of himself, Xu Zhimo was happy in his heart, and looked at him with the 'Heavenly Law Eye', and then, his heart was shocked again, Ciao, his strength is stronger than Tai Bai Xing, only second only to Erlang God and Nezha, if this thing is really fighting, it will be a fierce general!

Xu Zhimo scolded first: "Damn, the Jade Emperor's turtle grandson ran away before he could make it clear." ”

“......”

Marshal Tianpeng's face trembled, he glanced left and right, and when he saw that there was no one, he raised his big finger and praised: "Great Sage, there is a kind, Tianpeng admires!"

He has a kind of and still needs to be told?

Xu Zhimo glanced at Marshal Tianpeng, and asked aggressively, "Tell me, Yaochi Immortal Monarch, what are you doing?"

Marshal Tianpeng's expression perked up: "Responsible for guarding Yaochi, this is the beauty that all the male immortals in Heavenly Court dream of." With a look of envy, he waved his hands again: "Congratulations." ”

"How to American?"

Xu Zhimo was also interested, and smiled: "Let's hear it." ”

"Brother, it seems that you don't know yet. ”

Marshal Tianpeng seemed to talk about his favorite topic, and he also smiled: "Yao Pond is on the top of the extreme south, the scenery is beautiful, it is a jasper fairy water hot spring, the water of Yao Pond is extremely magical, bathing in the pool, can make youth immortal, can stay beautiful forever." So, the fairies of the Heavenly Palace, where do they go to the hot springs every day......"

"You see that the fairies in the Heavenly Palace are so beautiful that they don't want to, and their skin is so tender that they can drip water, and that's because they go to Yaochi to bathe every day. ”

Speaking of this, Marshal Tianpeng was about to drool again.

Xu Zhimo seemed to understand a little, no wonder when he heard that he was the immortal monarch of Yaochi, a group of male gods and male immortals looked envious, jealous and hateful, many female fairies blushed, and suddenly, he was also happy, and said with a bad smile: "It's so magical, soaking in a hot spring in Yaochi is equivalent to putting a leaf mask on the whole body." ”

"A leaf mask, what's it?"

Marshal Tianpeng was stunned for a moment, but he didn't take it to heart, and said enviously: "Therefore, guarding Yaochi means guarding all the female fairies in Heavenly Court, protecting their privacy, and being their best male girlfriend." ”

"Aha, such a sacred profession. ”

Xu Zhimo laughed, now he completely understands, Yaochi Immortal Monarch, to put it bluntly, it is for the fairies in the sky to see the bathhouse!

No wonder Marshal Tianpeng and Wu Gang are single dogs who are so envious that their mouths are drooling.

Oh my God, what a lewd and obscene profession this must be!

Xu Zhimo is the Emperor of China, the Great Sage of the Day, a seven-foot hot-blooded man, and a male girlfriend, that will definitely not be possible.

The Jade Emperor sent him to do this work, obviously with ulterior motives, wanting to make him fall, make him addicted, corrupt him, confuse him, give him the opportunity to soak in the fairy, so that he can forget the third princess......

Hahaha, Xu Zhimo couldn't be happier.

Who came up with this crazy idea, Xu Zhimo definitely took a big red envelope and carried a pig's head on his back this year to pay him a New Year's greeting.

Seeing Xu Zhimo's face smiling, Marshal Tianpeng was even more envious, as if he had met a fellow practitioner, he rubbed Xu Zhimo with his shoulder, raised his eyebrows, and narrowed his eyes in confusion: "Dude, when you become an immortal monarch in Yaochi, you can get close to the fairies in the Heavenly Palace every day, Gaga, as the saying goes, the moon is the first to get the moon near the water, and then, hehe......"

"Ahh......h

"Ah~"

chanted a poem, chanted and groaned, saliva flowed down again, looking like a pig brother, how obscene and obscene.

"I poof......"

Xu Zhimo, who was happy, trembled his old face, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Marshal Tianpeng, this thing, it's really enough to *** to the bones, talking and talking, and chanting poetry, and chanting silver poems!

Before Marshal Tianpeng turned into a pig, he was originally suave and talented, and it was really so!

"Get out!"

"Am I that kind of person?"

Xu Zhimo said justly and shamelessly: "I am a great sage, but I am a righteous man and a gentleman. "Glancing at Marshal Tianpeng, the great sage, brother, buddy, this thing keeps changing his name when he chats, but it will really get closer, and the speed of climbing up the pole is too fast.

Xu Zhimo didn't plan to be friends with him, this thing was going to kill the fragments of the Tyrant Haotian Golden Que.

"Of course the Great Sage is not that kind of person. ”

Marshal Tianpeng remembered that Xu Zhimo made a big fuss about the Heavenly Palace for the third princess, and hurriedly turned straight again, and stammered: "Actually, I don't like Erlang God very much, I put on a stinky face all day long, show off my power everywhere, and shout that I am the number one god of war in the heavenly realm wherever I go, not to mention how annoying it is, hehe, Great Sage, about you and the third princess, I Tianpeng absolutely supports you." ”

"Climb~"

Xu Zhimo's old face darkened, and as soon as he mentioned the third princess, he was heartwarming and scolded: "Roll the calf, I want you to support an egg." After asking, he didn't want to be bird, and left the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with a swagger.

Out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Xu Zhimo changed his body, changed into his Yaochi Xianjun costume, tied a Xiushi scarf on his head, wore a slim white robe, and carried a row of small flowers at the bottom of the robe, holding a folding fan in his hand, opening the fan, and painting a bewitching peach blossom on it......

Transformed into an elegant and chic handsome man, like the king of Lanling, the romantic Tang Bohu.

Pure people look as handsome as they are.

Lewd people seem to be as sassy as they are.

"Quack Quack ......"

Xu Zhimo himself couldn't help but laugh twice, it was too sassy, and then flew in the direction of Yaochi with a 'whoosh'. (To be continued.) )