At Nie Kai's strong request, Song Xiaoxue finally took him through the discharge procedures. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

During the final examination, the doctor expressed shock at the speed of Nie Kai's recovery, and his chest was pierced by three tentacles, leaving a bloody hole as thick as three fingers. Although he luckily did not hurt his heart, the lobe of his lung was pierced firmly, and his life was dying, but he didn't expect his vitality to be so strong, not only did he not die, but in just two weeks, the wound healed.

Nie Kai joked that this was because he was cheap, and Song Xiaoxue was too lazy to talk to him, but in view of the fact that Nie Kai had just been discharged from the hospital, he decided to send Nie Kai back to the dormitory. Nie Kai was even happier, singing and walking all the way, making Song Xiaoxue think that he was escorting a severely mentally ill patient.

Located on a sandbar at the mouth of the Yangtze River, the Yog Psychiatric Rehabilitation Center is a vast area and the dormitories have been built to be extraordinarily spacious. Nie Kai lived in a three-bedroom luxury apartment, and with him were Mr. Yang and the fat man. Inside the apartment, the balcony, living room, bathroom, kitchen are all available, and even the floor is high-end solid wood flooring.

Nie Kai, who was accustomed to living in a four-person dormitory, was completely impressed by the luxury of the apartment when he walked into the dormitory for the first time. He thought that it might be okay to stay in this neurotic hospital and be tortured by these madmen. And when he heard that Song Xiaoxue, He Qian and other beauties also lived in this building, his last hesitation was also eliminated. "The peony flower is dead, and it is also romantic to be a ghost. Nie Kai joked with himself. Nie Kai is such a person, the more difficult times in his life, the more inexplicable optimism will emerge.

Nie's key turned half a circle in the keyhole, the door opened, and in the spacious dormitory, you were greeted by a glass coffee table full of garbage, a dirty leather sofa, and a dusty hardwood floor. Nie Kai felt that he had made a mistake, so he retreated and looked at the house number. 402, yes, was indeed his dormitory, but it seemed a little different from what he expected.

"What are you doing, don't you know your dormitory?" Song Xiaoxue saw Nie Kai's strange behavior, patted him on the shoulder, and said puzzledly.

"It's not. Nie Kai was suddenly a little embarrassed, he squirmed and said, "Xiaoxue, you better not go in." ”

"Why?" Song Xiaoxue protested.

"It's a boys' dormitory, you know. Nie Kai tried to convince Song Xiaoxue.

"Cut, I've been to this dormitory more times than you, so there's nothing you can't enter. Song Xiaoxue didn't care about Nie Kai's words, she pushed Nie Kai away and walked in. However, after only two seconds, she came out again, "Is this where people live?" she shouted with her nose pinched.

"What person, what person?" As if in response to Song Xiaoxue's words, a humanoid creature sat up from the mountain of miscellaneous items on the sofa like a corpse.

Nie Kai and Song Xiaoxue's eyes widened, it turned out to be a fat man, this guy had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, as if he had been fighting all night.

"Fatty, what are you doing? You don't need makeup to act in ghost movies like this. Nie Kai teased him.

"Go and go, don't talk cool, it's all your garbage game. Fat brother, I entangled with the four famous catchers in the Black Forest last night, and finally saved enough 20,000 souls, but on the way to buy the key, I accidentally cut the NPC that struck iron, I didn't expect that old guy to hold a grudge so much, he kept chasing me and fighting, and he was so ruthless that I was about to be vomited by him. ”

"You beat the Fist Emperor of the Immortal Sect?" Nie Kai's eyes widened, and then he suddenly laughed, laughing all the way down the table. Of course Nie Kai knew what the fat man was talking about, it was a difficult realistic action game called "Dark Souls". Speaking of which, this game was recommended to fat people by Nie Kai a few weeks ago. When the guy was killed by the first boss for the 18th time, he angrily smashed his gamepad and said he would never touch this garbage game again. Unexpectedly, after a few weeks, he actually picked up this game again, and also played all the way to the undead parish, it seems that he seems to have awakened some incredible attributes.

Dark Souls is known for its difficulty, but it's not only about the monsters' AI, but also in some very unusual designs. For example, in this game, NPCs must not be beaten because they are designed to be extremely careful. To put it simply, once you cut down an NPC, even if you are not careful, then this NPC will definitely retaliate and hunt you down until you are old, unless you kill him, but some NPCs just can't kill him, so there is only one solution left, which is to find a specific NPC to atone for your sins.

And among the dozens of careful-eyed NPCs, there is one guy that all players don't want to offend, and that is the blacksmith of the undead parish. This NPC is normally an old man with a dozen irons, responsible for helping players upgrade their equipment, but once you offend him, then he will immediately turn into a boxer, and a set of combo punches will make you ********. Therefore, all players who have learned the fist of this NPC will call him the King of Fighters.

"The fat man actually beat the King of Fighters?" Nie Kai lay on the ground, laughing so hard that his stomach hurt. He thought that if he didn't tell the fat man how to atone for his sins, the fat man with that sutra might be beaten by the King of Fighters a few more nighters.

The fat man was obviously dissatisfied with Nie Kai's gloating performance, but it was Song Xiaoxue who was even more angry than the fat man. She hadn't played the game called Dark Souls at all, so she heard the conversation between the fat man and Nie Kai in a foggy and inexplicable way, and she had a feeling of being regarded as an idiot by others.

Nie Kai was still on the ground, and it seemed that if he ignored his words, he would probably laugh until the wound cracked open and he died of blood loss. Song Xiaoxue couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Nie Kai's ear, lifted him off the ground, and threw him onto the sofa.

"Have you laughed enough?" Song Xiaoxue raised her eyebrows.

"Enough, enough, enough. Nie Kai was taken aback, he curled up in the sofa, covered his ears, and said in a loud voice.

"Look at your bear-like look!" the fat man couldn't help himself this time, and he laughed.

With a pop, Song Xiaoxue pulled out a bright short knife.

The fat man and Nie Kai were both stunned, "Xiaoxue, calm down, calm down!" After a short silence, they hugged each other and shouted eagerly.

"Cut, I'm very calm. Song Xiaoxue gently stroked Xue Liang's blade, "However, I don't have the time to listen to your nonsense, I only know that this room is so dirty that mushrooms are about to grow!" I'll give you 20 minutes, if after 20 minutes, this place is still like this, then, then ......" Song Xiaoxue suddenly grabbed a cushion and threw it in the air, and then the knife fell in her hand, the poor cushion immediately burst open, snow-white cotton wool flew all over the sky, and she said coldly: "Then your fate will be the same as this cushion!"

With the sound of inhalation, Song Xiaoxue walked out angrily, leaving behind two puppets buried by cotton wool.

"She's kidding, isn't she?" Finally, Nie Kai asked sneeringly, he reached out to get off the cotton wool that blocked his eyes, and as a result, his forehead was actually sweaty.

"I don't know if she's joking or not, but I certainly don't want to joke with my life, I remember the last time she was angry, she broke Mr Young's arm. The fat man swallowed, and then he jumped up, "Hurry up, go get the garbage bag! I'm going to call the boss back." ”

"Oh, oh, oh. Nie Kai was startled, and hurriedly agreed to run to get the garbage bag. So next, a race against time was set off in the dormitory, and just when Nie Kai was busy collecting the snack bags on the coffee table, Mr. Yang finally rushed back, his face was red, and he actually looked like he had just drunk wine.

"What are you doing, I'm drinking with a beautiful woman, why are you in a hurry to call me back," Mr. Yang said indignantly, apparently not yet confused. Nie Kai remembered that Mr. Yang was actually an amateur bartender, and he usually had nothing to do, so he went to work in a nearby bar and picked up girls, there were more than a dozen small bars near this hospital, and Mr. Yang had been to them all, and he was at home in them.

"Boss, Xiaoxue is here! Seeing that there is no cotton wool on the ground, Xiaoxue said, if this room is still so messy after 20 minutes, then your fate will be the same as that cushion!" Nie Kai looked at the fat man's appearance and suddenly wanted to laugh a little, he thought that the fat man was probably really frightened, he felt that a person as experienced as Mr Yang should not be threatened by a little girl. Unexpectedly, Mr. Yang's eyes straightened after listening to the fat man's words.

"What? Why didn't you say it earlier?" he shouted, "quick, go and call the professor too, he has his share in this garbage." ”

So the bald professor was also called, and the number of cleaning people increased to four, and they put away the garbage on the coffee table, sorted out the clutter on the sofa, and finally cleaned the floor. Just when Nie Kai was about to throw out the garbage, the lock on the door rang, and there was the key to this room, except for everyone present, only Song Xiaoxue was left, and everyone looked at each other and realized that Xiaoxue had killed!

Nie Kai immediately threw down the garbage and hid behind the door, the professor rushed into the bathroom and locked the door, the fat man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly rolled under the sofa, and suddenly only Mr Yang was left in the room, Mr Yang looked back and forth, and knelt down with a plop. "Heroine spare her life!" he cried out with tears in his eyes.

"What are you doing? Acting in a sketch, you guys?" Song Xiaoxue finally pushed the door in, and she seemed to be startled by the situation in front of her.

Mr. Yang raised his head tremblingly, and then, he shouted with relief: "Come out, everyone, Xiaoxue didn't bring a knife!"