Liu Xunhuan nodded, a little disappointed in his heart, it turned out that this Jade Emperor wanted to let labor and management help him go to Chang'e, and he thought he was letting himself go!

, that fairy Chang'e, you must not let go, it's just that this rival in love is too powerful!

"That fairy Chang'e, she is the first beauty in the divine realm, she is cold and lonely by nature, if you want to soak her, I'm afraid it's not easy, right?"

Liu Xunhuan used these words to test the level of pickle girls in the god realm. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"If it's not difficult, how can I have such a headache?" The Jade Emperor smiled: "Besides, I am the master of the Seven Realms, if it is an ordinary woman, labor and management are interested, if you want to soak it, you also want to soak the most beautiful and difficult woman in the Seven Realms!"

Liu Xunhuan thought so, his heart and labor were not the masters of the Seven Realms, and he still wanted to be the most powerful woman in the Seven Realms, this Jade Emperor was the Ninety-Five of the Seven Realms, and it would be unreasonable not to think so!

Liu Xunhuan groaned: "So, how can I help you if you want me?"

The Jade Emperor smiled: "This is easy, I have written a lot of love poems, you help me transfer them to Chang'e, melt her heart little by little, and when her iceberg melts, I will go out again, then it will be nine out of ten!"

Liu Xunhuan suddenly felt aggrieved, and said a little dissatisfied: "Speaking of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, this matter of Hongyan Legend, you can get a god realm spirit bird to do it, why let me do it, it's too wasteful of talents, isn't it?"

The Jade Emperor said solemnly: "This heavenly court has strict rules, which spirit bird belongs to whom, which palace has passed on what words to whom, and thousands of eyes are staring at it!"

remembered that he summoned Chang'e last time, but the boy was stopped by Wu Gang in Guanghan Palace, and finally hyped it up to the Queen Mother, and the Jade Emperor was on fire in his heart.

He thought about it and felt that this Liu Xunhuan was undoubtedly the best candidate, because since the first day of this kid's live broadcast, he asked him to approach Chang'e under the banner of flirting with his sister, and almost no one would suspect the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor stared at Liu Xunhuan with soft eyes, and said, "As long as you help me do this, I will directly seal a Heavenly Court official to do it for you!"

"What official, wouldn't it be Bi Ma Wen again?" Liu Xunhuan said with a mocking expression.

"No, that big monkey, how can I compare with you!" The Jade Emperor smiled: "I must give you a marshal of the Heavenly Court!"

Liu Xunhuan was energetic when he heard it, this marshal who commanded the heavenly soldiers and generals, Dora Feng!

When the time comes, I will train all of them into a flirtatious team through modern pickling techniques, and they will definitely be invincible for seven times!

"This can be had!" Liu Xun said with a smile: "However, what I need most now is not to be an official, but to want a peach!"

The Jade Emperor looked at this mortal and muttered in his heart, this thing is not stupid, he actually knows that there are many officials in the Heavenly Court, but Pan Tao is the most scarce treasure in the Seven Realms today!

He said with a sad face: "Oh, you don't know, the ripeness of peaches is not as good as a year now, and the right to divide peaches is firmly in the hands of my mother!"

Seeing Liu Xunhuan's look of disbelief, he hurriedly said: "Don't you know, five hundred years ago, every time you divided peaches, it was no problem for labor and management to ask for dozens......

"But since the big splash monkey killed the big peach, even I, the master of the Seven Realms, can only divide into a small one......"

Liu Xunhuan listened to a spirit, what the Jade Emperor said was consistent with what Taishang Laojun said, and he finally understood why the big monkey had such a bad reputation in the Three Realms of Immortals and Buddhas.

Although every time he goes, those immortals and Buddhas on the surface call him the Great Sage, but in his heart he actually hates him so much, because he has moved the milk of the Three Realms of Immortals and Buddhas!

Liu Xunhuan suddenly remembered something and asked, "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, there is a question that has been hidden in my heart for many years, can you answer it for me?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Haha, there are very few things that labor and management don't know about the matter of these seven sessions! However, whether I can answer you or not, it depends on what the question is!"

Liu Xunhuan asked: "I heard that the golden cicada was eaten by the people of the Buddha realm themselves, is it true?"

This is a big doubt in Liu Xunhuan's heart when he watched Journey to the West, saying that Jin Chanzi is Rulai's second apprentice, how could he be eaten?

The only explanation is that you can live forever by eating golden cicadas! And since Sun Wukong made trouble in the heavenly palace and harmed the peach, not only many immortals on the earth have not been given the peach, but the people in the Buddha realm are no exception.

In these seven realms, the way of immortality is the way of eternal life, those immortals, after becoming gods and immortals, there will be a great catastrophe in less than 500 years, and if you can't avoid it, your flesh and blood will be separated.

If the immortals want not to die, they can only ask for the east that can continue their lives, where are the peaches, the fruits of life and the golden cicadas, or the meat of Tang monks.

Therefore, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor's mother and son, who control Pan Tao in the Heavenly Court, can sit firmly as the master of the Seven Realms, and the Zhenyuanzi Great Immortal on the earth can become the ancestor of the Earth Immortals.

When the Jade Emperor heard this question, he was shocked and asked, "Where did you hear about such a ridiculous thing?"

Liu Xunhuan smiled weirdly: "Seeing is not necessarily believing, having pictures and truths is not necessarily true, but some ridiculous things may be true......"

"What's more, this thing is true, although you live in heaven, don't lie to me, a mortal!"

Seeing that Liu Xunhuan was sure, the Jade Emperor said in a deep voice: "Oh, fortunately, I asked Lao Jun to turn off the live broadcast system, otherwise, this big rebellious problem will ruin the harmony of the three worlds of immortals and Buddhas!"

He pulled Liu Xunhuan and said mysteriously: "I told you, don't spread the word anymore, the golden cicada was indeed eaten by the Buddhas in the Buddha realm who couldn't share the peach, and they escaped the catastrophe for five hundred years!"

Liu Xunhuan nodded and sighed softly: "Oh, if that's the case, it's no wonder that Rulai and Guanyin are so enthusiastic about letting Tang Seng learn scriptures and become Buddhas, they are in the Buddha world, and they feel guilty about this golden cicada!"

Seeing that the Jade Emperor looked a little nervous, as if he was afraid that he would ask Lei Ren's question again, he suddenly sneered and said: "Okay, I won't ask you questions, where is the love poem you wrote, and hand it over to me, and I will help you pass it on to Chang'e!"

"Interesting!" the Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly a golden silk cloth appeared in his hand, with red characters written on it, which looked like it was written by the imperial pen.

Liu Xunhuan took it and almost laughed out loud. But see it says:

You ask me how much I love you,

I love you a little,

My love is true,

My love is true,

The moon where you live represents my heart

......

In the 21st century, this kind of love poetry has long been outdated and outdated!

Seeing Liu Xunhuan's expression, the Jade Emperor asked suspiciously: "Isn't this love poem written badly?"

Liu Xunhuan smiled and said: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, you are very good at dominating the Seven Realms, but when it comes to this love poem of picking up girls and flirting with girls, you are far behind, I will make a love poem for you to listen to......"