"Jade Emperor, you dominate the beings of the Six Realms, hehe, this video, I think you should be able to, right?"

Xu Zhimo smiled, took out a mobile phone from the system, and at the same time felt a fluke in his heart, entering the 'future day trip', and the remaining burning coins and gold coins were eaten up by the pit father's system, fortunately, this mobile phone was bought when he used to use the magic weapon of destruction 'Happy Camp' and 'I am a singer', at that time, in order to shoot the spectacular scene of the enemy's collective headshot and throat explosion. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Emperor, you are really just like you now, still so naughty and funny. ”

The Jade Emperor shook his head helplessly, with a slight move of his hand, Xu Zhimo's mobile phone flew into his hand, and said with a smile: "Emperor, you start, I'm ready." Picked up his mobile phone and prepared to record a video for Xu Zhimo.

"Haha. ”

Xu Zhimo was amused and laughed: "Jade Emperor, you really know how to shoot videos." ”

"That's a must. ”

The Jade Emperor smiled: "Emperor, don't you know, you in this space have given all the heroes an Apple 99s, and everyone has downloaded QQ3000 and WeChat 3000." ”

"I'll go, that's it!"

"I see!"

"I'm grass, Apple 99s!qq3000!WeChat3000!"

Xu Zhimo felt a strong curiosity in his heart, and really wanted to know how arrogant he is now, the heroes are equipped with mobile phones, and there are QQ and WeChat between each other.

It's a pity that he only has one day to travel.

"Quack, Thunder Heavenly Venerable......"

Xu Zhimo walked in front of Thunder Tianzun, loosened his muscles and bones, and squeezed his fist, making a crackling sound of bone joints.

"Big, big brother, beg to kill, don't, don't fix me. ”

Crazy Thunder Tianzun didn't understand what Xu Zhimo and the Jade Emperor were talking about, he still thought that Xu Zhimo in front of him was the super hanging Xu Zhimo of this time and space, and thought that Xu Zhimo was going to think of some extremely evil trick to fix him, so he knelt in front of Xu Zhimo with both hands on the ground, and his whole body began to tremble like chaff again.

"Smack!"

Looking at the Wild Thunder Tianzun kneeling at his feet, Xu Zhimo waved his hand and gave a loud slap, and shouted: "Who is your eldest brother? ”

"Daddy!"

Crazy Thunder Tianzun didn't even think about it, so he shouted: "Don't fix me, please don't fix me." "The great god who is in charge of a star field has no temper at all in front of Xu Zhimo, he has been exploded n times, and he has long lost his backbone and dignity.

"I'm grass, so cheerful, it seems that you think you're taking advantage of me. ”

"Smack. ”

Xu Zhimo slapped the back of his backhand again and shouted: "Call grandpa." ”

“......”

It was also wrong to promise too quickly, Crazy Thunder Tianzun wanted to cry without tears, and he was too aggrieved in his heart, so he only waited for three seconds first, and shouted: "Grandpa." ”

"I'm grass, I dare to hesitate, it seems that you are not convinced. ”

"Smack!"

Xu Zhimo slapped him again and shouted: "Call the ancestor." ”

"Wow......"

It was not good to promise too quickly, and it was not okay to deliberately hesitate, Thunder Tianzun's heart collapsed for a while, and he shouted: "Ancestor, ancestor, you are my ancestor." ”

"I'll ......"

"Let you scream once, and you dare to scream three times. ”

"It's so shameless. ”

"I lost my temper, I couldn't stand it, I couldn't stand it. ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Xu Zhimo held the ears of Thunder Tianzun with his left hand, scraped the right face with the palm of his right hand, and scraped the left face with the back of his hand, 'Papapa', opened the bow left and right, and began to slap his face frantically, and slapped hundreds of ears in one go.

"Dad. ”

"Grandpa. ”

"Ancestors. ”

......

"Wow Wow ......"

His face was beaten so loudly that he felt bitter and aggrieved, he was abused too much by Xu Zhimo, and his arrogance had long since disappeared, and he cried like a child, crying and screaming.

"The Emperor is so skillful. ”

The Jade Emperor was wrapped in a golden dragon, wearing an imperial robe, holding a mobile phone in his hand, and kept shooting from different angles.

Xu Zhimo abused people, and the Jade Emperor helped him record a video, this face was absolutely bigger than the sky, which made him feel crazy in his heart, and he fanned faster and fiercer.

"Dad. ”

"Grandpa. ”

"Ancestors. ”

......

It seems that he has been used to abuse, and the Wild Thunder Tianzun screamed even more violently, and every time Xu Zhimo scraped his ear, he cooperated and shouted.

"Damn!"

"Why are you so thick-skinned!"

"I'm really convinced. ”

After a burst of fandom, Xu Zhimo stopped and looked at Thunder Tianzun's face, and couldn't help but be taken aback.

turned out to be the same as before the fight, the purple and blue on his face were all left by the strongmen such as Sun Wukong, Erlang God, and Nezha, and the wild beating he just made didn't leave a single palm print on the face of Thunder Tianzun.

This is the difference in strength.

Xu Zhi's realm of the Martial God of the Heavens, and the Wild Thunder Heavenly Venerable of this time and space has surpassed the Nirvana realm, and the Jade Emperor on the side is a stronger immortal and immortal realm.

The distance between each other is very different.

"Hey, hey. ”

Looking at the face of Crazy Thunder Tianzun, Xu Zhimo laughed evilly again, he had just learned a set of peerless martial arts, I don't know if it would have any effect on this strongman who exceeded him by more than 150?

"Unrecognizable feet!"

Xu Zhimo screamed violently, supported the ground with one hand, his body was empty, and his feet kicked wildly in the face of Crazy Thunder Tianzun.

"Bang ......"

Gathered his feet, stood up straight, and looked at the face of the Wild Thunder Tianzun again.

"Holy. ”

"Holy. ”

Xu Zhimo's expression was extremely exaggerated, and he was so frightened that he held his face with his hands like a ghost movie and screamed exaggeratedly.

"Holy. ”

The majestic Jade Emperor on the side couldn't help but burst into a foul language, so frightened that his phone almost fell to the ground.

After being kicked by Xu Zhimo for a while, the appearance of Crazy Thunder Tianzun was so ugly that he couldn't depict the details at all, and could only be described as 'disgusting' and 'scary'.

The otherworldly version is unrecognizable, and it is ten times more 'powerful' than Stephen Chow's version!

Once tested, Xu Zhimo came to the result that this set of magical martial arts, although it has no damage effect, can ignore the suppression of strength, as long as it can hit the face.

Zhou Xingxing's unique stunt is really extraordinary!

"It's ugly, it's disgusting!"

"If you are asked to act in a horror movie, my country's big horror film will definitely be shortlisted for the Oscar. ”

Xu Zhimo was terrified for a while, this shot can definitely drive away evil spirits, and hurriedly shouted: "Jade Emperor, come and take a close-up." ”

“......”

The Jade Emperor was also speechless for a while, but he didn't expect his master to be so funny before, and said with a wry smile: "Yes, Emperor." He really ran closer and took a close-up of a close-up shot of Thunder Tianzun's face.

"Daddy, kill me. ”

"Grandpa, stop torturing me. ”

Although Thunder Tianzun couldn't see his face, he could feel that his face had completely become deformed, and he wept bitterly and kept wailing: "Ancestor, please give me a good time......