Chapter 49: Mahjong Magic Hand

Qin Yan searched for a long time and couldn't find out where the fake eye had gone, so he could only put the buckled eyeball back and prepare to give it to Ah Cai as a gift tomorrow. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After returning to the house and sleeping for a while, after waking up and finishing eating, Niu Niu actually wanted Qin Yan to give Bibi Bear to him, and then asked him to give it to Ah Cai, he said: "I said Xiao Leng, no matter how you say that I am your brother." If you give me Bibi Bear, I can help you see what people think of you, what do you say?"

Qin Yan directly refused: "Get out, go aside, Bibi Bear was drawn by me, you have the ability to buy one yourself." ”

"Why are you like this? Obviously the goddess I saw first, why do you want to rob me?" Niu Niu said.

"Who robbed you from it? Did you give it to someone before? How can I not keep my word?" Qin Yan said.

"Ho, you say this easily, you do what people say, I think you like people to take the initiative to find it, right?" Niu Niu asked rhetorically.

Qin Yan was very annoyed with Niu Niu and talked about these things, and said: "How do you like to think about it, this Bibi will be given to you, you go and give it to your goddess, and see if people take care of you." ”

When Niu Niu heard Qin Yan agree, a smile bloomed on his face, and he said, "That's right! Our Three Musketeers have always been united, so I'll see people's attitudes for you." ”

Qin Yan watched Niu Niu excitedly take the bibi bear and leave, and muttered, "Hmph, the toad wants to eat swan meat." ”

The two came to Shi Yijian's house by car, during which Niu Niu asked Qin Yan to wait in the back to see what Ah Cai thought of him, and he couldn't help but ridicule his own eyes again, while Qin Yan looked at each other coldly, waiting in his heart to see his jokes.

When he arrived at the door of Shi Yijian's house, Qin Yan saw that his house was very tall, and the entire layout was like a church in the West, estimated to be more than ten meters high from the ground to the top.

Niu Niu took the Bibi Bear, walked in front of Qin Yan, smiled lewdly, and said, "Don't talk after I knock on the door later, I'll give her this Bibi Bear." ”

"Okay, I'll see how people will scold you!" Qin Yan mocked.

"Hmph, I'll let you know what a heartthrob is!" Niu Niu glanced at Qin Yan and pressed the doorbell.

After a while, Susan's voice came from inside: "Here it is, here it is." ”

She opened the door and saw Niu Niu, whose hair was dyed yellow, and then looked at the Bibi Bear in his hand, and said, "It's you! Wait, I'll go and inform Ah Cai." ”

Niu Niu thanked him, saw Susan go back, turned his head and glanced at Qin Yan with proud eyes.

Qin Yan smiled in his heart: "I'll see how you make a fool of yourself later!" At the same time, he walked behind the door, so that Ah Cai couldn't see him when he came out.

After a while, the door was opened again, Ah Cai walked out, Niu Niu hugged Bibi Bear in front of his face, making Ah Cai think it was Qin Yan, she said excitedly: "You are finally here, I know that you will definitely send it to me." ”

But who knew that at this time, Niu Niu put down Bibi Bear, showed a lewd smile, and said: "Goddess, I came to see you, can you invite me to eat a Portuguese egg tart?"

Ah Cai was not happy at that time, and said coldly: "Okay, you wait." Then he walked back, took out an egg tart and handed it to Niu Niu.

"Bang!" the door was mercilessly shut.

"Woo woo woo ~ woo woo woo ~ I have hinted very clearly, she really gave me a Portuguese egg tart! Cousin, what do you say? Cousin, you tell me!" Niu Niu said with a crying face while holding the egg tart.

"I can only help you get here!" Qin Yan shrugged, expressing helplessness.

"I think she just likes you, and if she doesn't like you, she'll like me. So from now on, you have to be as nasty as you are, as obscene as you want, and as obscene as you want, so that she will shift her liking for me. Niu Niu analyzed seriously.

"You've watched too many Korean dramas, haven't you?" Qin Yan looked at him suspiciously, he didn't expect Niu Niu's brain hole to be so big.

"How good is the Korean drama, well, hello, there is Smecta, Smecta ~~" Niu Niu dragged up Korean there.

Qin Yan rolled his eyes, he was really speechless for him.

At this time, Shi Yijian didn't know when he came, he came from behind Niu Niu and said to the two of them: "What are you doing here? ”

"Ah Cai told me to finish eating the egg tarts and leave. Niu Niu said.

"What about you?" Shi Yijian turned to Qin Yan.

"I'm here for you, master......"

"Stop!" Shi Yijian stopped Qin Yan from continuing, pulled him over, and whispered to him: "Good nephew, don't hide it, I only knew how to make money in my early years, and my wife died young, so I didn't have time to take care of my daughter, she has a little ...... It's a little silly!"

"Silly?"

"Really, crazy to jump up and down in the house all day. You know I don't have much time to take care of her, and you also say that our family is a world friend, right? and you want to learn from me, so how about spending more time with her in the future?"

Qin Yan nodded and said, "No problem." ”

He secretly rejoiced in his heart, it turned out that Shi Yijian had always wanted Xiao Leng to be his son-in-law, and now it would be much easier to complete the task of gaining Ah Cai's favor.

Then Shi Yijian turned to Niu Niu again, and he said, "Nephew, do you like to dye your hair?"

"yes, I think it's pretty handsome. Niu Niu said with a smile.

"Tell you, it's not good to dye too much. According to the American Medical Journal, phenylenediamine from hair dyeing will damage our hair follicles, and it will also harm our balls and balls, killing sperm!" Shi Yijian said in horror.

"Spermicide, what happens if a woman uses it?" asked Niu Niu.

"If a woman has used it, it will be more serious, and it will kill eggs!" Shi Yijian said, then pressed the fingerprint code door lock and said, "Come in and sit." ”

The three of them walked in, and Qin Yan saw Ah Cai hanging in Weiya, holding snacks in his hand, constantly wandering in the air, looking very comfortable.

"I don't know how many times a day I'm going to go crazy?" Shi Yijian said helplessly.

"I look so cute!" Niu Niu said.

At this time, a pit bull ran from the side, and ran over, Shi Yijian saw it, shook its head happily, and said: "Churchill~~"

Ah Cai also came down from Weiya at this time, and several people walked over, Shi Yijian said: "Darling, how can you do this and not let people enter the house?"

"Dad, this person doesn't even have his pants chained up, how can I let him in?" Ah Cai said as he looked at Niu Niu dissatisfiedly.

Niu Niu looked at his trouser chain, and sure enough, he didn't pull it up, and said in surprise: "This really needs to be pulled?"

Qin Yan covered his mouth vigorously so that he didn't let himself laugh.

He looked at the room, thought it was magnificent, and asked, "Brother Jian, it's rare for people to make rooms so high now." ”

"It used to be a Portuguese library, so I renovated it and came to visit it. Brother Jian walked in.

Qin Yan was about to follow in, but Ah Cai stopped him and said, "Alas, be careful, there are a lot of mechanisms in this house." ”

Qin Yan just wanted to answer, but Niu Niu said to him, causing Ah Cai to be puzzled.

He thought about it, grimaced at Niu Niu, and said, "Eat, you! Apologize to Ah Cai, you don't pull the trouser chain when you wear pants, how will you see people in the future?"

Niu Niu's eyes widened, as if he was surprised, and Ah Cai pursed his lips and smiled, seeing Qin Yan's heart fluttering for a while.

Xiaomei came with a prompt tone: "Ah Cai's opinion of you is +10, and the progress is now 50/100." ”

Qin Yan was secretly happy in his heart, while Niu Niu was about to cry aggrieved.

The two walked inside, Shi Yijian had already set up the mahjong on the mahjong table, and said, "Nephew, come here, I'll see how capable you are." Darling, you come over too. ”

The four of them sat down, Shi Yijian put a handful of dice, and said, "Thirteen, I'll be a banker." ”

Now start to take their respective cards. After taking them separately, Qin Yan looked at his cards and felt that they were not bad, while Ah Cai looked at Niu Niu.

Niu Niu looked at his cards and said "yo", as if his cards were very good, moved his cards, and put the order.

Shi Yijian said while stacking cards: "This mahjong game contains a lot of Chinese philosophy, you must learn to lose before you can learn to win." Then he took out a card, "Ninety thousand!"

Niu Niu looked at his cards, his eyes widened like a cow, "Wow!" and turned the cards in his hand upside down.

Qin Yan said, "What are you yelling about?"

"Wow! I'm rich!" Niu Niu jumped up like crazy.

Qin Yan looked at his cards, which were "80,000, 80,000, 80,000, 70,000, 60,000, 60,000, 50,000, 50,000, 40,000, 40,000, 30,000, 30,000, 20,000, 10,000, 10,000, 10,000."

Shi Yijian said earnestly to Qin Yan: "Look at it, he is happy to be like this." The muscles of the whole body are uncoordinated, and they are babbling gibberish. ”

Niu Niu went crazy and jumped there and shouted: "Wang Jing is the best director, I love Wang Jing, I wish you never lose weight until you are 90 years old!"

Qin Yan felt as if he was a little confused, how did this Wang Jing come to the movie?

"Brother Niu, come and have a look. Shi Yijian said.

"Well, what are you looking at?" Niu Niu said with a lewd smile on his face.

"Bluff!"

"Impossible!"

Shi Yijian smiled and said: "If you are a general, you will listen to 258, if you are a general, if you are a general, you will listen to 147, and if you are a general, you will listen to 147, and if you are 360,000 you will listen to both ends, but only 90,000 will not be confused!

Niu Niu was completely stunned at this time, as if he was the most miserable person in the world, and said: "Ah!! bluff!" and then fell to the ground.

The two of them left him alone. Shi Yijian continued to teach Qin Yan while coding cards: "If you want to worship me as a teacher, I won't teach you how to win, I will only teach you how to be a person." ”

Casually present the cards in his hand to Qin Yan to see, east, west, middle, hair, and whiteboard, with two north winds at the end.

"I'll only teach you how to be human. Shi Yijian put down the cards in his hand and continued to code cards.

Qin Yan continued to listen to him: "Many young people want to touch a dragon by themselves when they sit down, and if they can eat cards, they are lucky, why?

Qin Yan shook his head, Shi Yijian smiled, and said, "If you want to make a big name, you can't do it, and you will lose it all in minutes." ”

Brother Jian handed Qin Yan the cards that were re-horsed, which were two, three, forty thousand, four, five, six, seven, eight, and nine cakes, three two, three eighty thousand, and two south winds.

Qin Yan was stunned, Shi Yijian didn't take cards from other decks at all just now!

Shi Yijian took the card down again, "in fact, the most important thing to play cards is paste", he took out the leftmost one, from right to left to continue to draw cards, "fart paste is better than no paste", the cards in his hand knocked heavily on the table, "you are pulling a few Zhuang, this fart paste can become a big card." "Pack the cards, pick them up and present them to Qin Yan.

Qin Yan was completely stunned, all those cards just now turned red!

Shi Yijian's title of "magic hand" really deserves his name!