Chapter 254: Golden Horn and Silver Horn
Hearing this inquiry, Su Yi was slightly stunned: This Pan Jinlian didn't even know him?
According to the direction of the normal plot, Pan Jinlian hooked up with Ximenqing after she met Wu Song, but at this moment, Pan Jinlian didn't know Wu Song, could it be that the man who was knocked unconscious by Xia Ziyu was actually not Ximenqing?
Su Yi immediately denied this speculation, just now he clearly heard Pan Jinlian call this man "Ximen Daguanren", and since the three same options appeared before, it means that the person played by Su Yi is Wu Song, and it cannot be someone else, so this possibility was immediately ruled out. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The only remaining possibility is that this plot must be messed up!
After all, in this world, the characters of "Water Margin" can be involved in the story of "Journey to the East", and in terms of Princess Yuhan's brain, Su Yi feels that the possibility of the chronological order of the plot being disrupted is really not impossible.
Let's get this farce out of the way.
Su Yi immediately straightened his posture and said with a serious expression: "I am Wu Song, the head of YG County! I am passing by here with troops on patrol today, and I can hear the noise in the house, tell me quickly, what are you making trouble about?"
Hearing the word "Dutou", Pan Jinlian's expression was a little frightened, and Xia Ziyu instantly played, leaning back and forth with a smile.
"Hahaha, what are you doing here? What Wu Song, you're not Su ......"
Before the words fell, Xia Ziyu was suddenly stunned, and cast his gaze on the empty mid-air, Su Yi understood that the former had received a multiple-choice question.
Seeing the two options in front of him, the corners of Xia Ziyu's mouth twitched, and his face immediately sank.
"That ......" Xia Ziyu scratched the back of his head, suddenly covered his stomach, rolled on the ground, and cried out in pain, "Ouch, my stomach hurt......s so much!
Before he could say anything, Xia Ziyu's voice stopped abruptly, and it seemed that he was "a life".
Su Yi rolled her eyes, how could this "Wu Dalang" be poisoned by Pan Jinlian in front of him? This plot is simply messy!
"It turns out that you are Da Lang's younger brother Wu Song?" Pan Jinlian said with a look of surprise, "Oh my God, my little uncle is so tall and mighty, heroic and extraordinary, and Da Lang is simply the same heaven and one underground! Come in, sister-in-law, I will pour you a pot of wine to drink." ”
"No, you should ...... your family first"
Your father-in-law has died in front of you, how can you still have the heart to hook up with other men? It stands to reason that you should first bury your father-in-law and then confess your guilt--Su Yi wanted to say this, but he glanced at Xia Ziyu who fell to the ground, and suddenly became a little interested, wanting to see how the plot would develop next.
So Su Yi simply left "Wu Dalang" and Ximen Qing, as well as "Sha Wujing" who was waiting outside the house, and drank with Pan Jinlian.
"Uncle, you live in the Yamen, why don't you just move back in! If not, wouldn't it make people laugh at Da Lang and my sister-in-law, and I don't know anything!"
"No, Wu Dalang doesn't care about other people's ridicule anymore......" Su Yi glanced at Xia Ziyu who was "poisoned" again.
"Why don't you want to move back? Ah, is there a woman outside?" Pan Jinlian looked nervous.
"'I' don't have a woman in this world......"
"No, that's good! Do you know, sister-in-law, I married your brother, and I suffered a lot of anger, how good it would be if there was a mighty man like you in the family!"
Su Yi was choked, Wu Dalang in the novel may be a bad seed, but Wu Dalang played by Xia Ziyu is extremely violent.
Before Su Yi could answer, Pan Jinlian spoke again.
"Don't you come back to live, do you dislike my sister-in-law, I'm a broken flower and a willow?" Pan Jinlian was extremely aggrieved.
The corners of Su Yi's mouth twitched, how could this Pan Jinlian persuade Wu Song to go home, this is obviously to seduce other men in front of the father-in-law who is not cold and in front of another lover!
Su Yi was about to open her mouth to answer, when two options suddenly appeared in front of her.
My sister-in-law is affectionate, what should I do?
One: Refuse and warn.
Two: Enter your sister-in-law's stomach and take a banana fan.
"The word 'into the stomach' is too evil! How can Pan Jinlian have a banana fan in her stomach! She is not the princess of the iron fan!" Su Yi exclaimed in her heart, almost breaking the cup in anger.
As a decent gentleman, of course Su Yi has to choose one.
But after the second option, a few words surfaced: must save Tang Seng!
These six words shone with golden light, rushing out of the brilliance, with endless allure, attracting Su Yi's attention.
Su Yi then remembered that his purpose was to save Tang Seng.
"Damn, this plot is even more chaotic than the highway during the holidays!" Su Yi had no choice but to choose the second option.
"Sister-in-law, it's okay if you want me to come home and live, you open your mouth...... Yes, grow up a little more...... I'm drilling!"
Su Yi immediately used Sun Wukong's seventy-two transformation ability to turn into a small worm and burrow into Pan Jinlian's abdomen.
After entering the abdomen, Su Yi immediately began to look for the so-called banana fan.
But at this moment, Pan Jinlian's body turned into a white bone!
"Hahahaha! You monkey head has been tricked! Now you are in the body of the old lady, there is no way to escape, obediently be refined by me!"
Pan Jinlian ...... No, to be precise, it was the white bone spirit who looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
At this time, Han Xiuzhu broke into the door and shouted angrily: "Demon!
"Damn Sha Wujing, you're not dead yet!" The white bone spirit was furious, and immediately pounced on Han Xiuzhu with his teeth and claws.
Subsequently, Han Xiuzhu and the White Bone Spirit started a big battle.
"What the hell is going on?!Although the atmosphere between Pan Jinlian and the White Bone Spirit is very similar, but the plot changes too quickly, it's just a mess, and my brain can't keep up with the ...... at all."
Su Yi, who turned into a small worm, scurried around in the body of the white bone spirit, although the skeleton of the white bone spirit was ventilated everywhere, but it was very strange that Su Yi couldn't fly out, as if there was a special force between the gaps of these bones.
Just when Su Yi was at a loss, the "Wu Dalang" who was poisoned to the ground suddenly jumped up, and took out a nail rake out of nowhere, and hit the white bone spirit with it!
"Senior Brother Sha, I'm here to help you!, you slut, see that I don't avenge your previous revenge on the water-based poplar flower!" Xia Ziyu yelled.
Su Yi rolled her eyes in her heart, Xia Ziyu actually played Zhu Bajie!
Although the body shape and appearance are not similar at all, in terms of Xia Ziyu's amorous character, he is indeed the best candidate to play Zhu Bajie.
Although the white bone spirit is strong, under the joint attack of Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, he still has the upper hand.
"Ouch! Don't fight, don't fight, I'll admit defeat! Don't you just want a banana fan? I'll give it to you, just give it to you!"
The White Bone Spirit immediately released Su Yi, then threw a wormwood over, and then turned into a gust of wind and fled from the window.
Su Yi fixed her eyes and looked at it, wasn't this the wormwood that Princess Yuhan gave her in the last test?
After being released, Su Yi turned back into a human form, and before she could react, the wormwood smashed into Ximenqing's face.
Ximenqing, who had been beaten by Xia Ziyu and had a blue nose and swollen face, immediately jumped up, held the wormwood in his hand, and said: "Wukong, you are really naughty, I told you not to throw things around, it's not right to throw things around! Look at you throwing away this precious banana fan like this? The banana fan is a treasure, littering will pollute the environment, what should I do if I hit the children? Even if I don't hit the children, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants!"
Su Yi was slightly stunned, why did this Ximen Qing suddenly pretend to be Tang Seng?
Moreover, this Tang Seng is not the mediocre and stubborn Tang Seng in "Journey to the East", but the nonsense Tang Seng in "Journey to the West"?
What made Su Yi feel most incredible was that he had never told Princess Yuhan the story of "Journey to the West", could it be that she made it up herself?
Because of the super development of the plot, Han Xiuzhu and Xia Ziyu were confused and looked at each other.
"Su ...... Senior brother, what the hell is going on? Our goal should be to save Tang Xuanzang, right? Now that he is standing in front of us with a good look, he should be regarded as having completed the test, why hasn't he been sent out of this world yet?" Han Xiuzhu asked in a low voice.
"I don't know, with Princess Yuhan's cloud-shaking personality, it's not a strange thing to change the conditions temporarily...... I suspect that it may be necessary to defeat the Bone Spirits in order to pass this test. Su Yi said.
"That's without further ado, let's chase after it! This slut escaped so fast, when I catch her, I must 'teach her a lesson'!" Xia Ziyu said angrily.
"Well, we should bring the banana fan, maybe it will be of great use. ”
Su Yi said, and reached out to take the mugwort leaf in the hand of "Tang Seng".
Tang Seng grabbed Ai Ye tightly and said, "What are you doing?"
"Let it go. ”
"Oh, you want it, you just want to make it clear, I'll give it to you if you want, of course I won't give it to you if you want it, it's impossible for you to say you don't want it to give it to you, you say you don't want me but you want to give it to you, everyone be reasonable! Now I'll count three times, you can make it clear if you want to ......."
"Die!" Su Yi picked up the golden hoop stick in his hand and knocked Tang Seng away.
At this moment, Su Yi can finally understand the troubles of Sun Wukong in "Journey to the West".
Su Yi retrieved Ai Ye from Tang Seng, who didn't know life and death, the corners of Han Xiuzhu's mouth twitched, and said, "We obviously escorted Tang Xuanzang to the East China Sea to preach, senior brother, you actually beat him to death......
"No, he is not Tang Xuanzang, but Ximen Qing, of course I, as Wu Song, will kill him. Su Yi said righteously.
Xia Ziyu nodded in approval, and went up to make up for Ximenqing, although this is an illusion, but this damn Ximenqing dared to cuckold him, it was an unforgivable sin!
Out of the house is the endless wilderness, the surrounding county town is gone, sure enough, it is an illusion of the white bone spirit, the three of them have no time to doubt, and immediately set off to chase the direction of the white bone spirit's escape.
On the way, Su Yi explained the origin of this illusion for the two, and Han Xiuzhu and Xia Ziyu suddenly realized that all this was Su Yi's sin!
Later, the trio ran into two barbarians at the entrance to a large mountain.
The two barbarians were dressed in gold armor and silver armor respectively, and when they saw Su Yi, they looked surprised.
"Hahaha! This test can really bump into Su Yi!" the golden barbarian laughed.
"Awesome, wonderful! If you can kill Su Yi here, his real body will also die, hehehe, I want His Majesty's bounty from the Great Khan!"
"Brother Golden Horn, you can't take the credit alone!"
"Don't worry, Yinjiao, Su Yi's body is half of each of us!"
The two barbarians approached with a smile, and Su Yi and the three of them looked vigilant: the former was also a contestant who had been tested and entered the world of novels!
If it were two ordinary barbarian ten-captains, Su Yi and the three of them would still have the confidence to deal with it, but with the large number of beast patterns all over the bodies of these two barbarians, it was obvious that they were at least the bloodline of the royal family, and their combat effectiveness would be very strong;
Although Su Yi plays the Monkey King here, these two barbarians are obviously playing their respective roles, and Su Yi still can't figure out their abilities.
The white bone spirit was obviously hiding in this mountain, but looking at the posture of these two barbarians, it was obviously impossible to let Su Yi go.
This road is not passable, and a major war is inevitable.
"You two, report your name, I, Su Yi, will not kill the unknown!" Su Yi said loudly.
"I'm going to talk big, and you're going to be able to beat us!" the golden barbarian chirped, "Su Yi, I'll let you die to understand! The two of us are the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn! Although I don't know why I am in the same test with you, but no matter what, you will be crushed by us! Face death!"
"Golden Horn, Silver Horn, Could it be the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King of Pingdingshan?" Su Yi muttered.
But Xia Ziyu's expression was slightly stunned, and he muttered: "Oops, why are these two guys!"
"Do you know them?" asked Su Yi.
"Well, last year, when I was admitted to the general examination, I entered the ancient battlefield of Hexi, and I saw them in the battle for Lintao, when the human race lost, the battle line was crushed by the barbarians, and nearly a hundred sons died, half of whom died in the hands of these two brothers! Don't look at the two of them as just ten captains at the moment, but in terms of the degree of ruthlessness, I'm afraid that even the old Khan thief can't compare to them; when you see these two guys, it's best to take a detour, this is the experience I learned in the ancient battlefield of Hexi, if it wasn't for my caution everywhere at that time, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to return to the mainland from the ancient battlefield. ”
Xia Ziyu's face was solemn, Su Yi's heart was awe-inspiring, she didn't expect the former, who had always been belligerent and brave, to say such a thing.
It seems that the terrifying impression that these two barbarians brought to Xia Ziyu is indeed very profound.
"Do you want to avenge those hundred or so comrades?" asked Su Yi.
"Of course I do, but I'm not stupid enough to hit the tip of their sword, these two guys are real royal blood, they are the biological sons of a certain Shan Yu, and their combat power is comparable to that of Hellergin, to be honest, we may not be able to fight them, the best option is to run away immediately, although I am belligerent, but I am not stupid, and if I want to enjoy the battle, I must live first. Xia Ziyu said. (To be continued.) )