Chapter 25: Instant Explosion
In the face of Ye Wuji's kind reminder, Wu Fengming and the others were disdainful. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In their minds, this kind of trick was a little too low-end, and Ye Wuji looked down on himself too much. It's easy to say, the three of them are also from the top three Confucian sects in Tianshui Kingdom, is this Ye Wuji fooling himself as a three-year-old child?
The little fur beast smiled contemptuously: "What tricks can I play when you are you, just you little sea coward who has been floating on the sea all year round, can you still know what is a real thing and a fake?"
He gently stroked the sword in his hand, and his head was about to rise to the sky, revealing a spontaneous sense of superiority: "This sword, but uncle, I spent a lot of dragon coins to buy it from the Hongyan Workshop, you idiot, don't inquire first, it is produced by the Hongyan Workshop, can there be fakes?"
“......”
Sure enough, it was a counterfeit made by Nahong Yan's workshop. Produced by Hongyan Workshop, can there be fakes?
Then there's no real thing, right......
Ye Wuji opened his mouth and was extremely embarrassed. Looking at the other party's face full of superiority and vows, Ye Wouji finally understood what it meant to be "unspeakable" and "indestructible", as well as a life experience that he had summed up after traveling all over the world: You can never save a fool.
Ye Wuji sighed heavily: "In these years, the hearts of the people are really not ancient, even the saint disciples are so ignorant. I would like to remind you one last sentence, the things produced by Hongyan Workshop will explode, and when the time comes, your whole family will explode, don't blame me for not telling you. ”
Vincent Bai frowned and asked, "Will it explode?"
Ye Wuji shook his head and said: "Yes, it's very powerful, that Hongyan Workshop is famous in our northwest region, and it can't be mixed up, these stupid talents are still a treasure - I always think that it is more appropriate for Hongyan Workshop to change its career to make spiritual power bombs. ”
I didn't hear the key question of the little beast, I only heard the word "Xiucai", and said angrily: "Uncle is from the last Confucian imperial examination, you are Xiucai, your whole family is Xiucai!"
Ye Wuji glanced at the copycat version of "Old Virgin's Iocy Fury" in his hand, and shook his head again - the aura of that sword had changed, and it was the precursor to the explosion.
If you don't throw the sword away, these people will have to finish playing.
"Your son also said: 'Do your best, obey the destiny of heaven,'" Ye Wuji issued a final warning: "Believe it or not, it's about to explode - Brother Bai, Laifu, let's find a place to hide first-Damn, whoever demolished this store, there is no place to find cover, then let's hide away and let them blow up their own." ”
"Huh?" Bai Wensen was also a little unconvinced, couldn't this be Ye Wuji's trickery?" Really, is it fake?"
Ye Wuji said: "Listen to me, I'll do things, don't worry." ”
Frank said solemnly: "Although I don't feel at ease about you doing things, I decided to listen to you this time." ”
Looking at Ye Wuji hiding in the corner, Wu Fengming suddenly laughed: "Haha, dying and struggling, you are very good at acting." ”
Dongcheng Wei Rusheng also laughed, as if he had heard a very funny joke: "This idiot, I can't make up a story that is reliable, Xiao Shou'er's Extreme North Ice Dragon Sword is a cold attribute, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if it is a fake, it is impossible to explode, it is stupid!"
With a thud, the little fur beast casually threw the sword in his hand, and then fell to the floor with great agility.
He did sense that something was wrong.
"Hey, Xiao Shou'er, what are you doing," Wu Fengming was puzzled, "Don't be brainwashed by that maniac, how can this sword explode." ”
The little leather beast lay on the ground, clutched its head, and ignored him.
In the next moment, there was a "jump!" sound.
This time it was really penetrating and resounding through the mountains.
The "Arctic Ice Dragon Sword" produced by the Hongyan Workshop exploded. In the past, when Ye Wuji was in the Shenwu Sect, when he had nothing to do and was extremely bored, he would often go to the Sword House to watch the sect refining elder refining the Xuan soldiers. Of course, under normal circumstances, he has always been bored in Shenwumen, practicing his body, refining qi, going to Tianjian Mountain to wander around, fighting junglers, sleeping with Huang Lei at night, and doing embarrassing things. To sum up, it is to live a life of eating, sleeping, and beating Doudou, and going to the Sword House to observe the disciples of the sect refining under the command of the old virgin has become his greatest pleasure.
Ye Wuji had thought that his ease in dismantling weapons was probably related to those days of observing and refining Xuan Bing. After all, knowing how steel is made, and then studying how to break down steel, no matter what, should be mastered.
And in those boring days, in addition to seeing the meticulous professionalism of the old virgin refining Xuan Bing, and the whining and screaming of the disciples of the sect refining being whipped by the old virgin's leather whip, Ye Wuji had also seen the explosion of the cottage Xuan soldiers bought back by the elder of the sect refinement.
Generally speaking, when studying the copycat Xuanbing, certain protective measures will be taken to prevent those poor sect refining disciples from being harmed. They would erect high walls, put on protective gear, and then, led by the old virgin, they would go to an open field and dismantle the imitation step by step.
And those knockoffs are likely to catch fire or even explode during the period.
Among those explosion scenes full of joy, there was one that Ye Wuji remembered the most and the most powerful explosion.
That time was also an ice-type weapon, a frost warhammer.
Ye Wuji remembered that the explosion was very noisy, and the head of the mountain next door, Huang Tian, who was holding a meeting in the council hall, and all the elders were shocked to check what was going on.
Ye Wuji's observation position was not close to the scene, and he was not affected by anything, and he saw them flying in spirit beasts from a distance, and then heard their curses.
"It's Lao Jiu again, it's blowing up again!"
"Well, scare Lao Tzu!"
"Let's go and see, this movement is so big, don't do anything, my grandson is learning to refine soldiers with him!"
"My granddaughter also learns from him, and I blame your grandson!
"That's my grandson with me, attractive! You can blame me for this? If you want to blame it, blame it! Being handsome is really a sin, hum! Why, fourth junior sister, do you regret not marrying me back then?"
"Hmph, I just marry Lao Jiu, and I won't marry you!"
"Cut, you thought about it, Ren Lao Jiu can't even look down on Princess Tianxiang of Yulan Kingdom, and she is still a child, can she marry you?"
"Say it again?"
"What if you say that?"
"Gotcha...... I say everybody...... Stop making noise, go check it out!"
When the spirit beasts of the head and several elders landed, they floated down one after another, and the fog of the explosion gradually dissipated, and Ye Wuji saw the scene clearly.
The scene was a mess, and the high wall used for protection was blown to pieces. The dozen or so sect refining disciples didn't have any major incidents. Behind Elder Zong Lian, they squatted in a vertical row, each shivering, not knowing whether they were frightened by the explosion or frozen by the cold.
That scene was like an eagle catching a chicken.
Elder Zong Lian stood in front of him with his arms outstretched, his burly figure standing on the ground like a sculpture - he was frozen from head to toe.
An elder first taught his grandson a lesson, and strictly forbade him not to learn to refine soldiers from Elder Zong Lian in the future. Then with a smile on his face, he circled around the Sect Refining Elder who was frozen into an ice sculpture three times, and reached out and knocked on it. "Bang-Bang-Bang!"
"Oops...... Lao Jiu, your posture is a bit domineering-" He beckoned to the Huang Da Master and the other elders who were checking on the injuries of the disciples, "Ah Tian, come and take a look, is it okay to stand Lao Jiu outside the mountain gate?" ”
Before Huang Tian could answer him, his whole person was kicked away by another elder.
Then the female elder immediately threw herself on the ice cube and said eagerly: "Ninth brother, are you okay?
The elder who had said cool things earlier stood up with his waist bent on his back, and said angrily, "Ouch, you kicked me to death - a pair of dogs and a man!" Then he saw Ye Wuji laughing under a big yellow flower tree in the distance. "Stinky boy, what are you laughing at? Come here, I promise not to kill you!"
Ye Wuji hurriedly ran away, and the elder followed closely behind.
Ye Wuji guessed that his powerful physique might have been cultivated in those days.
There were many times when Ye Wuji would miss those boring and fun days in Tianjian Mountain.
And now, what Ye Wuji has to do is to deal with the explosion in front of him.
The Demon Sealing Ring in Ye Wuji's hand flashed with black light, and the Jiuyang Ugin Frying Pan was held in his hand again.
He was like that sect refining elder and stood in the way. Of course, he was not prepared to open his arms and carry it with his flesh. Ye Wuji's current physical strength may be better than that of the Sect Refining Elder back then, but he doesn't want to be frozen into ice cubes. Back then, Elder Zong Lian relied on the high-level of the Shenwu Sect to safely thaw from the state of ice cubes, no matter what, being a human shield was a very risky thing.
Ye Wuji let Bai Wensen release his battle spirit and used a thunderbolt to be the first layer of defense. Then he said something in his mouth, and the Sanskrit sound rose again, and the Vajra reflector was stimulated for the second time! The golden protective shield constituted the second layer of defense.
The frying pan made by Jiuyang Ugin should be able to offset the shock wave of the cold explosion in terms of attributes.
Frank's first instinct when he hid behind was to open the portal and escape, but he just wanted to cast a spell. The shock wave, or cold wave, came over me.
Two people and one dog, all of them are scared.
After all, they had already seen the fate of Wu Fengming and the others. The bald heads were the first to be unlucky, some were pierced through the chest by sharp ice picks, some were cut in two by thin ice chips, and they howled when they saw that they no longer existed in the lower half of their bodies, and the common thing was that they were all frozen into ice.
Only Wu Fengming and the three of them, Haoran Zhengqi and protecting their bodies, were completely frozen into three sculpture-like ice cubes, lifelike.
The three friends only felt that the temperature around them dropped below freezing in an instant, and after this moment, the noodle restaurant was shiny and bright, and it really became an ice cave.
In the end, Ye Wuji, Bai Wensen, and Frank, except for a layer of hoarfrost on their faces, were unharmed. They all let out a long sigh of relief.
Ye Wuji also ignored the mask-like hoarfrost on his face, and stretched out his hand to point into the distance.
"See, I didn't lie to you, it exploded in an instant, and the three kills were completed!"