Twenty years ago, Zhou Yan, the eldest son of the Zhou family, came to the world, causing the four ancient war swords above the sword domain to tremble, shocking the world.

Twenty years later, Zhou Yan broke the three tribulations with his sword, opened the divine treasure, and became the first genius of the sword domain.

And half a month ago, there was embarrassing news - Zhou Yanxiu was completely wasted, and the buried sword was hidden.

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Shake the light of the kingdom of God, the sword domain, Qingzhou, Zhoufu.

"Yan'er, you are too conceited, what kind of place is that Nightmare Demon Cave, you dare to break into it alone?

Zhou Yuanxiong, the head of the Zhou family, had a haggard face, his eyes were full of remorse, and he sighed: "Why didn't I stop you at that time." ”

Because you can't stop your three-legged cat's kung fu...

Zhou Yan smiled secretly in his heart, sitting in the rocking chair leisurely, how could he be a little worried.

He was originally a college student who died in a car accident, but he happened to travel to the "Zhou Yan" of this world.

In fact, this "Zhou Yan" did not cultivate at all, but went directly into the devil and died.

For half a month, Zhou Yan has also experienced disappointment and entanglement, but he finally digested all of this.

Given that this is a fantasy world, full of crises and killings, after Zhou Yan thought about it, he made the wisest decision - bury the sword and go into hiding.

Only by cutting off the cause and effect of the rivers and lakes can we enjoy the beautiful life of luxury, laziness, and erosion.

"It's come to this, dad, don't be too sad. ”

Zhou Yan comforted him painlessly, and began to eat the snacks in front of him again.

This snack is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with just the right amount of sweetness, and the taste is simply so good that it explodes.

"Bang!"

Zhou Yuanxiong knocked the table down directly and yelled: "Yan'er! Don't pretend to be free and easy! I know you're very uncomfortable, but don't overeat to vent." ”

Looking at the snacks on the ground, Zhou Yan looked confused.

I'm special... I really like to eat well!

Such a good snack is wasted like this, and this dad is too loser.

Or... Pick it up and keep eating?

Zhou Yan was eager to try, but he was embarrassed for the sake of face.

And Zhou Yuanxiong's hand had already pressed Zhou Yan's shoulder, and he gasped and said, "Yan'er, don't give up! Let's start all over again, with your qualifications, you will definitely be able to rise again." ”

Depend on... I just want to live the life of retiring at the age of 20, and you want me to start all over again?

Every day the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, walking the dog and teasing the birds, and flirting with the little maidservant, isn't it fragrant these days?

Zhou Yan pretended to be in pain, shook his head and said: "The foundation of my martial arts has been destroyed, my state of mind is broken, and forcibly cultivating will only go mad." ”

For this reason, old man, you won't let me go to penance again, right?

"I have a way!"

Zhou Yuanxiong's words made Zhou Yan's expression stiffen suddenly.

"Let's go find the North Shake family, the North Shake Mingyue has a marriage contract with you, and I will definitely help. ”

Zhou Yuanxiong seemed to have found a life-saving straw, and said excitedly: "The Bei Shao family has a deep heritage, and must know the Great Heavenly Master of the Bright Dan Dao, please come and treat you." ”

"Uh..."

Zhou Yan scratched his head and coughed dryly: "That... Daddy, the divorce letter was delivered three days ago..."

"What!"

Zhou Yuanxiong jumped up directly, his eyes widened, and his beard was shaking.

He said in a trembling voice: "Divorced? You are crazy! The North Shaking Bright Moon is amazingly beautiful, and is known as the Pearl of the Sword Domain, but you don't even marry!"

Of course Zhou Yan knows this, but there are more beautiful women, why do you want to marry a red face?

She is almost the dream lover of the young man of the Sword Domain, if I marry her, how can there be any pure days.

From time to time, he was assassinated in a wave, and he was killed one day, how to realize the plan of eating and waiting for death?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yan sighed slowly: "Dad, I used to be a genius on the first day of the Sword Domain, but now I'm not a fart, how can I marry me again." ”

"Taking the initiative to withdraw from the marriage, we can still save face for our Zhou family, and if there are any difficulties in the future, people may be able to help them out of morality. ”

"If we're too uninteresting, we won't get any good. ”

Zhou Yuanxiong's face turned pale, as if he was about to collapse, and those who didn't know thought that he was the one who lost his cultivation.

"The Zhou family has risen because of you, and I am afraid that it will also decline because of you, in the past half a month, a large number of families have cut off relations with us, and they no longer have business dealings. ”

"Even that old man Yang dared to point fingers in front of me, and even said that you were a waste. ”

Speaking of this, Zhou Yuanxiong sighed bitterly: "Yan'er, is it... Are you willing?"

What's so bad about being waste? Eating and waiting to die is the real chic.

Zhou Yan smiled and said, "Dad, peace is a blessing, what are those false names fighting for? You know, how many things in ancient and modern times are all laughed at." ”

Zhou Yan is complacent, this state of mind is afraid that only a person like Lao Tzu who has died once will really understand, right?

It's just that the next moment, he seemed to remember something, and quickly covered his mouth.

But it was too late, and a stream of holy white light suddenly poured out of his body, stirring through the room, causing the flowers and plants to sway, and the beams of the house to roar.

Zhou Yan secretly said badly, damn, what kind of text did Lao Tzu drag well, something happened again.

Zhou Yuanxiong, on the other hand, opened his mouth wide, looked around, his face gradually turned red, and he almost couldn't believe his eyes.

"Talent is out of the body, flowers and plants are fragrant, and the aftermath is lingering... This..."

He suddenly turned his head to look at Zhou Yan and shouted, "Yan'er!

Zhou Yan's heart gradually sank, it's over, it must not be quiet now.

Zhou Yuanxiong was like being beaten with chicken blood, dancing with his hands, and said in a trembling voice: "My son... You even have a talent for Wendao! Great! Although you can't cultivate the Bright Martial Dao, you can cultivate the Bright Wendao and become a Wendao saint!"

"Yan'er! We're not afraid! The path of martial arts is broken, and a new way is coming!"

I'm already scared, I don't want to study, I just want to eat and wait to die, why is it so difficult.

Why did you understand the first day of shooting? This kind of high-risk occupation, Lao Tzu did not do it.

Making a fortune in a muffled voice is the right thing to do.

Zhou Yuanxiong was out of control, and hurriedly said: "Wait a few days to go to the Taixue Palace to study, let's come step by step, with my son's talent, I will definitely be able to rise again and get ahead." ”

Zhou Yan can't wait to give himself a big mouth now.

In my previous life, as a college student, I majored in ancient literature, and I was familiar with poetry and songs.

In the past half a month, my mental journey has been complicated, and I often have various exclamations and say some classic poems.

Every time he said it, there was a lot of movement, a moment of saint appearance, and a moment of vision of heaven and earth.

Combined with the memory of the previous "Zhou Yan", I knew that there was a so-called bright and civilized way in this world, in the final analysis, it was to read and become holy, so saying this kind of awesome sentence would make the saint react.

Wow, are these Wendao saints all dirt buns, haven't you seen anything in the world, and this kind of words can also make you react?

Are you really sensitive?

Zhou Yuanxiong left with excitement in his heart, saying that he wanted to quickly find a relationship and get Zhou Yan into the Taixue Palace.

And Zhou Yan secretly warned himself that he must pay attention to what he says in the future, get rid of the genius problem of Chengzhang, and strive to be a gentleman.

But ah... I'm curious, is this world so useful?

He swallowed his saliva, but in the end he couldn't hold back his curiosity, and said softly: "Kill one person in ten steps, don't stay for a thousand miles, go to the clothes after the incident, and hide your merit and fame." ”

As soon as the words fell, a violent wind suddenly rose, and one after another fierce sword qi rose out of nowhere, shooting wildly in all directions.

The killing intent increased sharply, the sword qi cut off the pillars and beams, and the house was crumbling.

"Mom!"

Zhou Yan got up and ran.

After the loud bang, a voice came from outside: "Oh no, sir, our house has collapsed." ”

"There must be an assassin! Someone come quickly! Protect the eldest young master!"

Figures flew over one after another, and saw Zhou Yan with a dusty face next to the ruins.

"Light... Tap,, Lao Tzu's leg is broken. ”

Zhou Yan screamed in pain.