Chapter 280: A Sad Joke About 'A Great Cleaner'
"Anyway, that's the way it is, please be friends with me!" In the cave where the bonfire flickered, an energy body phantom knelt in front of Cesar, full of sincerity and pleading.
After being introduced by the 'Marsh Maggot', Cesar finally figured out what happened. This is a tragic story with twists and turns, and for most of the day, Cesar feels that it should start with Ali Baba.
In a certain mountain range on the mainland of Zhongzhou, there lives a tribe of kobolds. Because they had to eat ore when they were growing up, kobolds were naturally good at burrowing, and both men and women, young and old, could burrow hundreds of meters into the ground to find ore for food.
Because it is necessary to 'eat minerals', the backward kobold clans generally worship the gods of the 'minerals'. These 'gods' are not the real gods who rely on the veins of the world, but the characters of their ancient myths that have been passed down from generation to generation. Over time, the associated void gods were born.
Kobolds aside, within the veins of the world on the planet Ceylon, there was originally a void god who called himself the 'Jewel Goddess'. At some point in ancient history, several races such as humans and elves had a gem craze, and legends related to gemstones continued to increase. After the death of intelligent beings, the soul molecules that carry the information of gems are devoured, forming a 'gem goddess' with a beautiful appearance and a hot body.
The gem craze subsided, history moved on, the topic of the 'gem goddess' decreased, the believers who believed in her gradually disappeared, and the imaginary god could no longer communicate with the present world, so he was imprisoned in the veins of the world.
Regardless of the gods of Ceylon, there are sub-gods and true gods. or a void god, they don't need any 'power of faith'. Once an imaginary god is born, it will not die unless it encounters an accident, but if it loses its followers, it will be cut off from the present world, and you can only stay in the vein of the world to spend time.
In the days when the 'Jewel Goddess' was locked up in the veins of the world, the kobold tribe of Middle-earth began to multiply, and the 'kobold culture' slowly appeared. All kinds of 'mineral gods' stories, shaped by different tribes, after. in the veins of the world. A large number of new imaginary gods of the mineral system with different functions have appeared.
In this process, the gem goddess also began to pay attention to the kobolds, and took the initiative to devour the kobolds' souls, as a god believed in by the kobolds. Once again, believers were obtained. And made a connection with the present world.
In the process of devouring the 'kobold soul molecule'. The gem goddess was inevitably assimilated by the 'kobhead culture'. The hot body remains, but the pretty face becomes the head of a canine. Although it is a little regrettable, I finally got in touch with the present world again. You don't have to be alone in the veins of the world.
In that era when the number of kobolds was skyrocketing, different kobold tribes had different void gods. Some of the void gods are powerful, and some are weak. Over the next 100 years, the kobolds multiplied and grew rapidly, and then the 'First Kobold Tribal Leaders' Internal Cultural Exchange Symposium began.
The leaders of the various tribes took out their own information on the virtual gods and began to discuss with each other, hoping to create the strongest virtual gods in line with the principle of seeking common ground while reserving differences, ending the chaotic belief system, and benefiting all ethnic groups. This is the 'kobold faith unification event'!
The conference was held every ten years until the thirteenth session, and hundreds of void gods were eliminated all the way to the last seven. In the end, the ancient gem goddess, with her abundant divine power, powerful heritage, and fair and just god-making principles, finally stood out, devoured other competitors, and became the common belief of all kobolds, 'kobold gem goddess'!
Since then, the kobaur goddess has continued to devour soul molecules and has become a powerful void god!
In today's modern times, the kobold goddess is also one of the very active virtual gods in the veins of the world. But what does this story have to do with the 'Marsh Maggot'?
Looking back at history, the legend of the swamp maggot appeared in the ancient period even earlier. But the legend about it is purely a joke.
Before the development of the Church of Heavenly Damnation, the 'universal answering machine' stored within the World Vein network was sought after by countless gods, powerful people, and demon giants. At that time, the 'universal answering machine' was already a well-known top-level secret treasure, and the major gods were competing for the opportunity to ask questions.
After that, a boring person made up a boring story. Say: The 'universal clicker' has a servant who is in charge of cleaning, and his name is 'Marsh Maggot'.
What exactly is a universal answering machine? No one knows, everyone only knows that it can answer questions, but they have never seen its form, let alone how it works. So the question is, does the answering machine really have a servant? The answer is obviously no! But no one can make sense.
Over time, the maggot became a joke, and then as time went on, the maggot went from a joke to a real thing, and many people swore that there was such a thing as a 'maggot', but what exactly was it?
Rumors turned into jokes, jokes turned into legends, and legends turned into myths...... This joke has been sung by countless intelligent beings, and when it was still in the ancient era, the god of the swamp maggot was born as a 'void life', and then he has been staying in the vein of the world and cannot get out. No way, although its name is widely spread, it is a joke in itself, even if it becomes a myth, it is still a joke.
People can believe in gods, they can believe in demons, they can believe in any monster that has power and can bring strength to themselves, but they will not believe in a 'cleaner' with a weak flat tire.
In short, since its birth, the marsh maggot has been staying in the vein of the world and living a lonely life. It committed suicide more than once, but the cleaner's story was so powerful that it was resurrected again and again, but still no one knew about its existence.
And after the rise of the Church of Damnation, which took over the unwarranted 'swamp leaping maggot' and began to take care of the 'universal answering machine' full-time, the swamp leaping maggot was thrown into the toilet bowl and couldn't remember it anymore!
This sad story lasted a long time ago, when a group of mushroom people accidentally heard the story of the 'cleaner' and were in awe of the greatness of the 'universal answering machine', mistaking the cleaner 'Marsh Maggot-sama' for being great. And then, the maggots, who had been suppressed into a comic comparison, finally came into contact with this divine realm, and cherished these 'low IQ' believers very much.
The story has developed to this point, and everything has become beautiful. But three days ago, gang after group of strangers broke into this divine domain.
In the past, strangers broke in, and they either died or left, and they didn't hurt Lord Maggot. But this time it was different, the believer of the 'kobold' who was thriving in the vein of the world network was also killed!
What's even more odious is that the kobold actually helped his own believer, the mushroom man. A statue of the 'Goddess of Dog-headed Gemstones' was also built. He is much more handsome than his own 'god statue'! Damn, why can he carve it so lifelike?
Comparing them to each other, the swamp maggot is not as good as the dog man goddess, and this is not only seen by itself. Even the mushroom people who don't have much intelligence can see it! The mushroom people are divided into two factions internally. Seventy percent of the 'new generation' is biased towards the powerful dog-headed goddess, and thirty percent of the old, weak, sick and disabled are biased towards themselves.
His own situation is precarious, let it develop. When these old mushrooms die, this divine domain will become the territory of the 'kobold goddess', and she will roll back to the vein of the world and live a never-ending closed life.
Having seen the colorful present world, where did the maggot leave willingly? So it pondered and meditated, and finally fixed its eyes on Cesar, who was playing with flies. Aren't flies just maggots? I'm a maggot! We have such a close relationship, can you please believe in it? I really can't bear to be in this world!
"Lord Cesara, please be friends with me! Believe in me!" said the maggot on his knees in front of Cesar, pleading.
Cesar has seen the sub-gods, his father is a very powerful and domineering kind, the jellyfish king's body hair tentacles are also shocking, although the penguin principal is a bit cheating, but the coyote in the Whitehall forest is still good-looking. Ever since listening to the introduction of the proboscis horse, Cesar has always had high expectations for the mysterious void god. But this thing in front of me is really a bad thing!
"Don't!" After hesitating for a long time, Cesar finally said what he thought from the bottom of his heart.
"No, why refuse me, Cesar, be friends with me!" the maggot, who was a void god, suddenly hugged Cesar's thigh and cried.
Faced with a terrifying bomb whose whole body is composed of divine power and whose total energy far exceeds that of himself by a thousand times, although this bomb is a joke, and it will never hurt himself, and even ask for himself, but Cesara really doesn't dare to act rashly!
"Let go, mud and go! I won't be friends with you!, let alone faith!" said Cesar lightly, but with great pride in his heart. Even if you are a void god, what can you do? Go back to the veins of the world and become a dead house!
"Why, why?" the swamp maggot with two spikes at both ends of its head looked up, it had been lonely for hundreds of millions of years, and it had no expression, but from its voice, it could still hear grief and unwillingness.
"I have faith. I believe, it's sweet Ellie!" Cesar took out a purse from his jacket pocket, flipped through the photos of Elsa, Dorothy and Camilla, and finally revealed the fourth photo, the art of the weakest sub-god in history, 'Eljie'.
"Look at how beautiful and lovely she is, and she's sweet all over! Look at you, maggot, or cleaner, aren't you ashamed?" said Cesar.
"Don't abandon me, Cesar! you are my favorite believer!" the maggot clung to Cesar's thigh and cried aloud.
"Alright, let go, as an ancient void god, be dignified. Also, you fancy me, but I don't like you. It's ugly, it's a bad name, it's still a waste, don't waste my time. If I am heard that I believe in 'Lord Cleaner Maggot!', I will not be laughed to death? Let go! Do you hear? Don't you because you are a god, I will not dare to beat you!" Cesar frantically shook his legs, and he was no longer afraid of the true face of the maggot, and began to smoke the other party's big-eared melon seeds.
"Stop, stop, please, Cesar, don't beat me! Listen to me, I'm not a waste! I'm an ancient powerful void god, I can give you special powers!"
"Well, what power, tell me what's the use, don't let me down!" asked Cesar, who stopped suddenly.
"I've been staying in this god's domain, and I know a lot of secrets! I can be a leader to help you avoid danger and sneak attack the lone dinosaur. The maggot recommended himself.
"My magic flies can do it, you better die!" said Cesar, and began to fight again.
"Don't fight! Don't fight! I'm a void god, and I have special abilities! The kobold goddess can accept gem sacrifices and randomly select organs for believers to set goals, and I'm not weak! I'm a 10,000-year-old cleaning servant of the 'Universal Answering Machine', and my special ability is to accept sacrifices and summon the 'Universal Answering Machine' to answer questions for believers!" The Swamp Maggot looked up proudly and was slapped in the face by Cesar, who couldn't hold his hand......
"Shrimp?universal answering machine?!" Cesar admits that he was shocked! maggots can't be disguised! This thing still has this murderous ability?!(To be continued......
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Cesar was self-righteous, however, the swamp maggot had already seen through it. It's all a conspiracy......