May is the season of life. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Central Plains, a certain city.

The weather was sunny, half past eight in the evening.

Hou Ruifeng drove an electric tricycle on a potholed dirt road in the countryside.

"Ding Dong"

The sound of a text message appears.

At this time, there was no one in front and behind, so Hou Ruifeng parked the car in the middle of the road to check the information.

――Manager Huang: "Little monkey, when you go to work tomorrow, remember to buy 41 good-looking boxes from the market and bring them to the company, and then pack the watermelons, I will be ready when I arrive in the morning, don't be late." ”

"I'll wipe it! ”

24-year-old Hou Ruifeng scolded, he was an assistant manager who was called around like a nanny every day, and he had to do all the trivial things, like this time the office Fu Li is to send watermelons, but the manager who picked the door didn't want people to send it over, which would increase the price a lot, so he found an electric tricycle for Hou Ruifeng to go to the countryside to pull.

It wasn't a big deal, but the van in the company wouldn't let him drive, so he gave him a broken three-wheeler.

And the said good conversion has been missing for a long time, it's been three months, and it will be automatically turned positive soon!

"Life is a tragedy, a tragedy. ”

He sighed, put his phone in his pocket, and prepared to continue the drive back to the city.

"Ding Dong"

Another prompt appeared.

He was about to hurry to open it casually, and suddenly "I wipe" a sound, only to see that the mobile phone screen was occupied by a dilapidated mecha-like picture, the background is the sky full of stars, it looks very emotional, and in the middle are two big words - "Release", giving people a delicate impression of mobile games.

However, Hou Ruifeng has not had time to play games at all recently, and he has not downloaded it, which was secretly downloaded.

"It's just a traffic sneak away, what's the use of the background can't even defend against this?"

He set up a firewall, so he was afraid that he would automatically download a bunch of software unconsciously.

"Damn, there's not even an option to uninstall, it's amazing......"

If you want to delete the game, you can't bring up the background, and it's useless to press the back button, so he has to click Release on the screen to see if he can enter the game and delete it.

"Bang"

As soon as the finger touched and released, the mobile phone suddenly erupted with a gust of air, blowing him from the car to the side of the road a few meters away, and several rays of light flashed in the airflow.

Fortunately, this is a dirt road, and there are weeds as a buffer on the side of the road, so it does not hurt my muscles and bones, but I still have a pain in my body and my mind is a little dizzy.

Hou Ruifeng didn't care about looking at the car, and looked at his hands in horror.

"My phone exploded, my hand won't be blown off, will it?"

At this time.

Far away in time and space.

Luoyang.

In the brightly lit study.

An old man twisted his body, sighed, put down the instructions in his hand, and was about to instruct the eunuchs outside to prepare potions and pills for him.

Suddenly.

"Smack. "Plop. ”

A phone landed on his head and then fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"Who?

The old man was startled, and quickly flashed behind the table, and a middle-aged eunuch outside heard the sound and hurriedly ran over, stood in front of the table, and asked softly with worried eyes, "Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

"You ......" The old man's heart was beating rapidly, his face was flushed, and the eunuch who was watching was extremely worried.

He was about to give the order to arrest the assassin, but he saw a trace of reflection on the ground, which was a reflection of the mobile phone that was more crystal than crystal under the light of the candle, which made him stunned, his eyes flickered a few times, and then he found that there was no other reaction from the eunuch outside and in front of him, he paused and said, "Take out yesterday's recital." ”

The eunuch's position couldn't see the mobile phone on the ground, so he could only glance at the old man worriedly, and went to the side to tidy up with a "promise".

When the eunuch returned to the outer room, the old man carefully picked up the mobile phone and put it on the table to check it carefully, not knowing where this small crystal box with smooth shape came from.

South.

Chengdu.

A young man in a yellow robe was looking at the book in his hand in a daze, and a mobile phone fell on his head, smashing him awake.

"Who!"

The young man staggered in fright, and almost fell off the stool.

He widened his eyes and scanned the room, there was no one else in the half-sized room except him, he had already kicked everyone out, and the room was silent at this time, which made him feel a little cold, it couldn't be something unclean, right?

The young man touched his head and stood up to get out of here, when he suddenly stepped on an object, and when he looked down, he saw a sleek mobile phone lying on the ground.

"What is this?"

He picked up his phone and looked at it, this item was very beautiful, like the most beautiful jade, but it felt like a jade explosion.

But where did this come from? He looked up at the roof, and there was nothing on it.

Orient.

Jianye.

"Smack"

An old man, who was already asleep, was suddenly woken up by a mobile phone, which frightened him and shouted for the eunuchs and guards to come in and arrest the assassin.

"Your Majesty, the guards have found this thing. ”

A eunuch came to the old man with a mobile phone, he had changed rooms at this time, and was surrounded by heavy guards and eunuchs in the house, very safe.

However, the old man did not approach the mobile phone, but asked sharply: "What about the assassin, have you been arrested?"

"Back to Your Majesty, no trace of the Assassin has been found. The eunuch said cautiously, afraid of being angered.

"Check, you must find out, I've never seen this thing before, how could it suddenly fall on my head. This reminded him of all kinds of weird secret techniques, the old man's face changed drastically, and he took a deep breath, "Go and recruit Zhang Shangxian and Master Jing Yuan into the palace again." ”

"No!"

Earth.

In the grass.

The dizzy Hou Ruifeng checked his hands, there was no bleeding or fractures, put his heart down, and then ruthlessly, "Rub! I must make a big news tomorrow, and a certain brand of mobile phone suddenly exploded ......"

Before he could finish speaking, he paused, for he noticed a tall figure next to the car, blurred from the edge of the light.

He stood up and shouted, "Fellow, you just saw ...... It's now. ”

After standing up, he noticed that the person on the side of the car was too tall, a head taller than him, he was 183 centimeters, which was already very tall, and the person next to the car was more than two meters, right?

"Drop"

"The host has been locked, please command it. ”

As soon as Hou Ruifeng's hesitant words fell, an electronic sound came from the side of the car.

Host?

Command?

Surprised, Hou Ruifeng walked over slowly.

"It's ...... Robots?"

I saw a metal robot covered in gray and scars all over his body standing on the side of the car, blending into the night, turning his head with Hou Ruifeng's figure, waiting for orders.

Hou Ruifeng's personality has always been very aggressive, and he has been bombarded by novels and TV on the Internet for more than ten years, and he is not afraid of this kind of thing at all......

Are you going to rise?

A robot cheat appeared?

He walked up to the robot, controlled his excitement and asked, "I'm the host?"

"Yes. ”

"You're going to listen to me in the future?"

"After you can't connect to the Chrono Channel, you, as the first intelligent creature to come into contact with you, meet the first priority, and will be given temporary command rights, and will not be canceled until the connection is re-established. ”

"Are you a robot? Are you a species?"

"I am a robot in the broad sense of the word, and I only carry simple operational intelligence, which does not conform to the robot in the narrow sense. ”

"Insufficient information...... Can't answer. ”

Looking at the serious answer of the robot in front of him, Hou Ruifeng cracked his mouth and laughed.

"Haha...... Uncle is going to make a fortune! Uncle will resign tomorrow, no! Resign now, Uncle won't do anything! Oh, the phone seems to have blown up, and you can't make calls. ”

“......”

The robot looked at the excited host in front of him to scan and analyze, and then said: "Please calm down, your heart is beating too fast, a little hypoxia, please take a big breath." ”

"I can't calm down......"

A moment later.

The heartbeat finally slowed down.

He was about to inquire in detail, when a faint light suddenly appeared in the distance, which startled him that there was a car approaching, and Hou Ruifeng immediately said anxiously: "Can you hide? You are too big now, you will be discovered." ”

"Yes. ”

The robot's body began to deform with the answer, shrinking like a Transformer, and finally turning into a gray-colored metal trunk.

Hou Ruifeng stepped forward and picked up the box, feeling that it was only a hundred pounds, not as heavy as he imagined.

Put the metal box on top of the car, and put it together with the watermelon, the straw under the watermelon was very thick, it was not injured in the explosion, it was all intact, and he still paid for some watermelons.

Then he began to look for fragments of the mobile phone, the mobile phone was broken, and he only hoped that the phone card was not damaged, although he was the only one in the family, but there were many relatives' phones, and it was troublesome to lose them.

The robot saw the host's behavior, scanned the target, and said: "The phone is 2 meters in front of the host, the screen has been shattered, and the circuit board has been damaged in four places, and it cannot be started." ”

When he returned to his phone, the vehicle in the distance was already approaching, and he whispered to the box that the robot had turned into: "Don't talk when there are people, and I can't answer until I ask you." ”

"Adjustment of the auxiliary mechanism, it has been determined. ”

The vehicle approaching slowly was a van, tattered, and a middle-aged man with a tired face poked his head out and asked, "Little brother, why are you parked in the middle of the road?"

"I'm sorry, Lu Taikeng turned my phone upside down, so I'll get out of the way. ”

Hou Ruifeng started the car and got aside, the road here is a two-way street, and his position is too good for the other party to pass.

"That's really unlucky, I was also bumpy some time ago to repair the car, and I don't know when this road will be repaired, and the road will be repaired and it won't matter here. The van driver complained a few words and drove away slowly.

The surroundings became silent, and Hou Ruifeng vigilantly guarded against someone appearing, and asked in a low voice, "What's your name?"

“￥%......&&%￥#......”

The robot said a long line of code and went on.

"Stop!"

Hou Ruifeng immediately shouted to stop, "You will be called Big Monkey in the future, my nickname is Little Monkey, and you are Big Monkey." ”

"Code name adjustment, confirmed. ”

"Big Monkey, what are your abilities?"

"Judging ......"

"After the self-examination, the big monkey now only has the most basic ability to communicate in time and space......"

"Please note that the monkey has less than 0.01% energy and will fall into a deep sleep after 2 hours and 23 minutes. ”

Falling asleep with low energy?

Hearing the big monkey's reminder, Hou Ruifeng hurriedly asked, "What kind of energy do you need?"

"Yes, please ask the host to replenish the energy of the monkey to more than 10%, so that the function can be gradually unlocked. ”

Hou Ruifeng breathed a sigh of relief, this time is completely enough, it only takes him an hour to return to the company, and he has already thought about the location of the charging - the company now has a warehouse that has not been rented out, and the power has not been cut off in it.

"The electricity bill should be my overtime pay for these three months. Hou Ruifeng said viciously.

"By the way, what is the ability to connect with space and space, and can I contact aliens?"

As he spoke, his eyes narrowed, and he remembered the protagonist of the novel who relied on alien smuggling to build a super company or kingdom, enough to buy the galaxy directly.

"The three secondary space-time connectors have been released, and it is up to the host to decide whether to contact or not. After speaking, the big monkey peeled off a piece of metal from his body, floated in front of Hou Ruifeng, and then turned into a very thin large-screen mobile phone.

"This thing really looks like a mobile phone, can I insert a card?"

"This is generated based on the host's mobile phone, which is completely in line with the host's habits. The big monkey said in an electronic voice with a glance, "The main contact is fully functional, and it can analyze the function of the calling card." ”

That is, you can insert a card.

Hou Ruifeng picked up the liaison and looked at it, and found that it was one, without holes.

"Big monkey, how do you put the phone card?"

"Attach the card to the back. ”

"The host gets the contact permissions, and the host can be activated with a fingerprint. ”

"The liaison has been optimized to conform to the host's operating habits. ”

"Ask the host to confirm the fingerprint. ”

After the contact device sucks in the phone card, it lights up, and an interface for selecting fingerprints appears, which is the same as the entry interface of the mobile phone.

The difference is that the fingerprint has been scanned, and he does not need to enter it slowly, just need to be sure.

Are you sure.

The screen returns to the home page, and a chat group has been opened, with only three dim avatars and his own.

"Cao Fu, Liu Ding, Sun Qing?"