Question 3: I'm underage, what are you doing?
"This product can be eaten better than you!! I raise it, what if it thinks I'm crunchy one day?!!" Chestnut hugged the branch like a sloth, and shouted hard at Ji Mo, "Do you still have a sandwich biscuit in your brain?!The earth city is so dangerous, I can't take it out of this town, it is estimated that its heart, liver, spleen, kidney, and intestines have been cut for eighteen rounds!!I am a person who can't see blood, are you willing to let me see this kind of thing?!"
"Huh, are you in a hurry?" Yan Mo tilted his head slightly, smiled warmly at the chestnut, and said, "I'm joking with you, animals that have kissed the hand of nature will not be easily controlled by human men," As he spoke, he lowered his head and whispered a few words in the furry ear on the left side of the black bear, the black bear, who was as honest as a little brother seeing a big brother, suddenly fell down, and very friendly After letting Ji Mo's feet fall steadily to the ground, he raised his body and gently touched Ji Mo's left hand with the tip of his nose, as if saying goodbye to him. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"No...... Are you talking to your brother in your own dialect??"
Chestnut hugged the big branch and said speechlessly as he looked at what had just happened.
"No, it's just the bear language I once learned from a master, the meaning of 'goodbye'. ”
Ji Mo touched the small nose ball of the black bear and smiled at the chestnut.
"Bear...... Language...... Good bye...... Please continue to tell it to go home and lie down on the straw mat to enjoy the coolness! See you next time, goodbye to you, don't pull me, thank you. ’
If the chestnut hadn't hugged the trunk of the tree, he would have wanted to cover his face with one hand.
"I'm sorry that I will only say 'goodbye' in the bear language," Ji Mo patted the black bear's forehead with a slight smile before continuing to say seriously to the chestnut in a more solemn tone: "There is another sentence, 'We are good friends'." ”
The three words "good friend" in Bing Mo's words were said very solemnly, as if he had said a declaration that could not be refuted, and the black bear seemed to hear the three words "good friend" in Mandarin clearly, nodded to Bing Mo, nodded to the chestnut, and then turned around and slowly left with his tongue in his mouth.
"Hey, I'm going to learn this skill!!"
If the chestnut hadn't hugged the trunk, he really wanted to applaud Ji Mo chirp.
"You...... Are you sure?" Sticky Mo asked her with a mischievous wink, feigned seriousness.
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"Well, yes, but talking to different animals requires different special speaking frequencies, and first of all, you have to use your strength to subdue its anger, so that it can first aim its ears at us and listen to us clearly, well, when you can make infrasound waves from your mouth, let's talk about it." ”
"Sub-...... Sonic ......" chestnut raised his hand and asked, "Infrasonic won't, microwave okay, right?"
"Microwave?"
"Well, yes microwave," Chestnut said speechlessly, "if I could microwave, I would have roasted them with corn on the cob in my mouth and didn't need to buy a microwave." ”
"Hey, then you're so powerful," Ji Mo smiled at her and couldn't help but smile, "Then I will follow you in the future, so that I can not worry about eating in the future." ”
"......" Chestnut couldn't bear to look directly at this foodie's foodie, and hurriedly raised his palm to stop: "Don't mind, don't mind, don't follow me, I just scrapped the skill of microwave, microwave is not there, Weibo is still there." ”
Ji Mo smiled slightly, and after finishing this microwave joke, he walked under the tree that Chestnut was holding tightly, and after looking at it curiously for a while, he spit out a sentence that Chestnut wanted to go down and beat him immediately:
"Hey...... Aren't you tired of hugging the tree in this position?"
Isn't that nonsense?!!
I'm so idle that my legs hurt, climbing trees and playing, boy?!!
You have nothing to do at home, hold the roof beams for ten minutes, try to fall!!
Ji Mo looked at her blushing little face, and didn't bear to tease her, and directly climbed to her side in two seconds and one meter in the chestnut's speechless and surprised eyes, and even when he climbed, not a single leaf or branch around him was shaken by him, not like a chestnut, her movement of climbing the tree scared away a group of birds around her.
In this way, Ji Mo sat firmly on the branch adjacent to the branch where she was sitting, and then continued to wink at the chestnut with an innocent baby and look at her.
"Brother...... What do you want to do? Are you here to save me, brother?" Chestnut hugged the tree trunk with a blushing face, and said with a squeaky smile.
"Close your eyes and let go. Ji Mo said to her very innocently and calmly.
"Ah?!?!! on this tree?!! close your eyes and let go, don't you have to worry about dying?!!" Chestnut shouted to Ji Mo.
"Listen to me, quickly! The branch is about to break!!" said Ji Mo quickly and loudly at the chestnut without hesitation and calm.
In fact, as soon as Ji Mo said the word "broken", Chestnut was desperate to hear the click of the branch she was holding by the bear, and then she felt desperate that the branch she was holding was empty-
Soul fade, can't you say three seconds earlier?!!
When people are dying, you only say important things, do you want to move ghosts?!!
Do you want to make the florist cry when the person is leaving, and you say that the rose is real?!!
Chestnut still closed his eyes.
After all, no matter how beautiful a girl is, it's still weird and scary to keep her eyes open when she hangs up.
Don't say goodbye to your parents, aunts and grandparents, your girl is going to die at the hands of a man.
Now there is no need to fail the subject, no postgraduate examination, no public examination, no blind date, no red envelope.
When you think about it, it's like......
Then her sister doesn't want to die!!!!
The chestnut branch was caught.
Immediately after, a pair of strong palms tightly grasped the chestnut's hand.
But Chestnut clearly knew that he was still falling.
Soon the other pair also grabbed him tightly.
But in less than a second, Chestnut felt a blush that something was wrong.
Chestnut bear hugging a branch.
Someone had just finished holding her.
Soul faint doesn't need to be anonymous to this person at all, it must be that honest-looking Ji Mo who is ready to take advantage of her!!
It's impossible to be rubbed with oil by a handsome guy when you're dying!!
Chestnut gritted his teeth, and hit Ji Mo's chest with his back elbow fiercely, Ji Mo bit his lip lightly, this little pain did not make him snort even a little, but his body quickly set up a landing posture between the lightning and flint, and steadily changed the posture of his hand in the air, and a princess successfully stood on the ground after hugging the chestnut. The height of five meters still made him stumble a little when he landed, but he quickly leaned over and took a few steps backwards to cushion the power of the hard top, and then quickly blushed slightly and put the chestnut on the ground steadily.
Of course, Chestnut knew that he was not dead.
But the key question is here, it's very embarrassing, chestnuts suddenly figured out a thing just now, that is, people clearly jumped down with him, if he held her to rub oil, wouldn't it be equivalent to dying with her? ?
In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can straighten out a lot of things just now, after all, the road is your own obsession, the bear is your own, the tree is climbed by yourself, and she picks which branch she picks, in fact, people have always been the role of helping her, which is good, when life and death are at stake, I also smashed someone's chest and elbow, how can I say thank you to others? ?
Why don't you still be like a sloth, holding a branch and pretending to die......
"Get up, Chestnut classmate," Ji Mo said softly beside Chestnut, "Actually, I don't want to say too much, to explain to you that I'm not a bad person, just now I didn't joke too much with you, and I was really embarrassed to make you frightened." ”
"No, no, no," Chestnut quickly sat up, got rid of the posture of playing dead, wiped the messy bangs in front of him, blushed and lowered his head and explained to Ji Mo: "It's me who is not good, I doubt you everywhere, in fact, I know that you are not a bad person, I'm sorry that I have been joking all the time." ”
"Huh?" Ji Mo blinked, turned to Sunshine and smiled: "Hey, Chestnut-san, then we have all done something bad, that is, we are even, so no one should say bad things about themselves again, okay?"
Chestnut's face turned even redder, I didn't expect this foodie to be quite good at giving people down the stairs, but Chestnut is a girl who likes and hates clearly, she stood up and pounced on her clothes slightly, and waved her hand generously and said: "Anyway, I think I want to repay you once, so next time I will definitely find a good opportunity to repay ......"
Chestnut suddenly stopped what he wanted to finish.
Because she obviously felt that the scene was quiet again.
"You're down early. ”
Ji Mo looked behind the chestnut and once again said this special reminder to the chestnut in a very calm tone.
Chestnuts were stunned.
She was so frightened that she felt that the summer around her had instantly turned into winter.
His sister isn't going to be a blind bear again?!!
Am I the legendary "bear girl"Hey!!
And it's always in such a horrible place behind me for the woolly bear!!
"100% behind the back of the bear girl"?!!
Although the name of the bear blind is because it is nearsightedness of nearly 1,000 degrees or more, if you want to kill a frightened chestnut, the black bear can have a bear paw even with its eyes closed.
"Lie down on your back!!!" shouted Momo neatly.
"Okay!!" The chestnut soldier immediately looked like a child in military training, and quickly reflexively and lay down on his back when he heard the instructor's order, but she hadn't seen what was behind her, and Ji Mo actually grabbed a piece of ground directly from the bottom of his feet and draped it on himself, and a few seconds later, Chestnut was surprised to realize that this piece of "turf" about one meter wide and two meters high was actually a super fine, high camouflage cloth that imitated the turf! The little sand and even the little grass roots are very finely depicted, it's just like the real thing!!God, how long has the chestnut been here hasn't found such a piece of camouflage cloth under her feet, what a superb textile painting technique it must be, in order to achieve such a delicate and realistic super camouflage cloth!!
But before the chestnut could finish her amazement, she was stunned to find that Ji Mo was wearing this camouflage cloth, and quickly pounced on her!!
Oh my!!
What's going on?!!
I'm underage, what are you doing!!!
And in this position, he was lying on top of me!!!
And made me lie on my back and lie on top of me in this position!!
There is only a shallow air between my left ear and your right ear!!
But soon, the super camouflage cloth outside could be faintly seen from the inside through this piece, and the focus of Chestnut's consciousness was immediately attracted by the place not far to the left, that is, very close to the side of Ji Mo, because there were several continuous crisp sounds of metal hitting the ground, accompanied by flashes of light, which made Chestnut's ears numb for a while.
No matter how stupid the chestnut is, he can see it clearly, and know what the light of the row of dust is.
That's all ...... Bullet.