Chapter 50 Xue Rengui and the old pig sand monk who splashed monkeys
"Hahaha......"
In front of Xue's mansion, the crowd burst into laughter. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The goalkeeper looked at Yan Lide, the secretary of the Ministry of Works, and said with a respectful expression: "Tell Lord Shangshu, the person who went in just now is the person who my family Xue Shen will see by name today! Naturally, they are not among them! What cats and dogs, we will not let them in!"
These words not only answered Yan Lide's question just now, but also indirectly returned his insult to the Divine General's Mansion unceremoniously!
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Yan Lide was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time, and suddenly waved his sleeves, and said hatefully: "Okay! Divine General's Mansion, invite the old man to come in the future, and the old man will never take a step! Xue Rengui, I will make you look good in the future! Hmph!"
After saying that, he got into the sedan chair and took the people away angrily.
Liu Xunhuan, led by a maid who had been waiting there for a long time, walked slowly towards the depths of the Xue Mansion, this was the second time he had come to the Xue Mansion.
It's just the first time he came and went in a hurry, and he didn't have time to appreciate it, this time, he found that this Xue Mansion was worthy of being a god general's mansion, and it was full of a kind of soldier's ability and heroism.
What Liu Xunhuan couldn't stand the most was that in the small courtyard of the guest hall, there was a halberd made of brass and two bows and arrows, and the bow was still on the string.
It's a day, is this to entertain guests or to have a Hongmen banquet, so murderous!
Liu Xunhuan entered the guest hall, but found that he was not the only one here, Xue Rengui saw him, hurriedly greeted him, took his hand and said: "Brother Yi, you are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
Liu Xunhuan looked at Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng who were not sitting next to Xue Rengui, and suddenly felt very strange, how did these three people get mixed up with Xue Rengui?
"Haha, Brother Xue, you have to thank me, you don't have to make a big show, don't you look for a few beauties, find so many shemales to come over, you want me to pee, right?"
Liu Xunhuan and Xue Rengui were imprisoned together, and because Liu Xunhuan cleared Xue Rengui's grievances, the two had long been called brothers, and they spoke very casually.
"Woo ......" Sun Monkey suddenly grinned and said angrily: "Huh...... I haven't seen you for a few days, you kid, you have been appreciated by the Tang King, and your tail is up to the sky!
"Hey, hey......" Liu Xunhuan suddenly grabbed Sun Monkey's shoulder, pulled him to the side, and whispered: Hairy Monkey, let's talk about it, it's okay to fight in the future, and you are not allowed to play other people's JJ!"
Liu Xunhuan said hatefully: "I am different from you, you jumped out of the stone, you don't have to think about the issue of inheritance, I have to think about it, otherwise I am afraid that there will be women playing with me in the future!"
"Hey, hey......" Sun Wukong grinned: "It depends on whether you are honest or not, under normal circumstances, my grandson will never touch your JJ!"
"No, nothing works!" Liu Xunhuan said angrily: "This is about a man's dignity!"
"Do you understand what the dignity of a man is?" Liu Xunhuan said numbly: "Hmph, you are not a person, let alone a man, you don't understand! When you get to at least two big beauties, come to me again, and I will tell you what is called the dignity of a man!"
"Huh......"
"Uh......"
Sun Wukong was stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart, how does this have anything to do with the dignity of men?
"Woo, anchor, you're here, I miss you, old pig!"
Liu Xunhuan returned to the middle of the guest hall, but was entangled by Zhu Bajie again.
He arched the big pig's head, affectionately took Liu Xunhuan's hand, grinned a pig's head and said: "Your live broadcast is even more awesome than the Bull Demon King!
Liu Xunhuan glanced at Zhu Bajie, and shouted with an ambiguous expression: "Day, you are the most colorful pig in the world, I'm afraid that if you don't see how labor and management tease your sister, you won't be able to masturbate!"
Zhu Bajie has been in the Seven Realms live broadcast system for many days, so he naturally knows the meaning of this, he scratched his head, which had no pig hair, and said with a wry smile: "Woo, I hate it, you just know it, why do you still say it......"
Sha Seng looked at Liu Xunhuan, and suddenly said strangely: "Anchor, you are really good at playing, cool, right?"
"Huh?" Liu Xunhuan glanced at Sha Seng up and down, and asked, "Could it be that you have also joined the Seven Realms Live Broadcast System?"
"Hey, hey......" The sand monk laughed, revealing his white teeth.
He smiled honestly: "The three of us, but we have all joined! Yesterday, the master was still pestering me, asking me to help him add it! It's just that he has been able to use the magic weapon, and said that when he goes to work, he will ask for a magic weapon from Rulai so that he can join the live broadcast system!"
"Could it be that this system is open?" Liu Xunhuan was suddenly excited, and hurriedly urged his divine sense, but found that there were indeed many more extraordinary people in the live broadcast system.
The live broadcast system has one more rule for entering the system, to the effect that in addition to being open to mortals, the live broadcast system of the Seven Realms is now officially open to the gods, immortals, and the underworld.
The Three Realms of the Immortals and the Underworld, if the mana is enough, you can use your own magic weapon as a tool to open the live broadcast system to watch the live broadcast, such as Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed nail rake, and Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick.
Liu Xunhuan said in his heart, mortals in this future world can use computers to enter, but mortals in the Tang Dynasty probably can't enter, right?
But he can't take care of these now, what he cares about most is whether the big MMs of Chang'e, Nine Fairies, and He Xiangu in the fairy world have been added!
After aiming at it for a while, he couldn't help but be a little disappointed, it's a day, all these people he cares about have been added!
Sha Wujing shook his hand in front of Liu Xunhuan's eyes and asked, "Alas, you are stunned, more people watch your live broadcast, isn't it?"
Liu Xunhuan came back to his senses, looked at Zhu Bajie, and smiled mysteriously: "Zhu Bajie, who do you want to join this system the most?"
Zhu Bajie's heart moved, and he said: "Then you don't need to say, Chang'e!"
Liu Xunhuan asked, "Then why did she add Mu You?"
Zhu Bajie suddenly woke up like a dream, he patted his pig's head, and suddenly hugged Liu Xunhuan and turned in a circle.
Liu Xunhuan suddenly smelled a pig smell, his heart was disgusted, and he shouted: "It's a day, stinky pig, quickly put down the labor and management! Labor and management are not Chang'e!"
Zhu Bajie put him down embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "Why did I think of it, although this live broadcast system is open to the three realms of immortals and underworlds, it needs to be invited by someone who enters!"
"Hehe, I'll invite Chang'e to go!"
After speaking, he suddenly activated his mana, but saw that on the nine nail rakes of the nine-toothed nail rake, a transparent illusory screen quickly appeared.
His thick hands were pounded for a while, and with a smile, he officially sent an invitation to Fairy Chang'e to join the Seven Realms live broadcast system.