"You grandchildren, Lao Tzu will never invite you to visit the Great China brothel again......"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Wu Song, your mother. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Ah......h

Ximenqing shouted, Wu Song's iron fist fell again, and the fist hit the flesh, as if he had been loosened, and he screamed again.

"Emperor, save me. ”

"Emperor, Wu Song beat me, help me. ”

Suddenly, Ximenqing's eyes lit up, as if he had seen a savior, and he shouted excitedly.

"Birdman!"

"The emperor didn't have time to come to you. ”

"Give me my stuff back. ”

Wu Song roared angrily, stepped on Ximenqing's chest, grabbed his clothes, and punched him twice.

"Uh-huh. ”

At this moment, a dry cough sounded from behind.

Wu Song's heroic face trembled, and the raised fist suddenly stopped in the air.

Grass!

The Emperor is really here.

"See the Great. ”

Hurriedly turned his head and called out respectfully.

"See the Great. ”

Other Water Margin heroes and sluts who watched the excitement all had stern expressions and saw one after another.

"No need to be polite. ”

Xu Zhimo's face was majestic, and when he saw that it was Wu Song beating Ximenqing, he was actually happy in his heart, so he stepped forward to take a look, and shouted: "Damn, Wu Song, you are too ruthless." I saw that Ximen Qingdu was about to be beaten into a pig's head, and his front teeth were all knocked off.

"It's all your own people, why are you so aggressive?"

Xu Zhimo frowned, although he also knew that Wu Song and Ximen Qing were born rivals, but he was still curious why Wu Song beat him.

Wu Song looked indignant: "Emperor, it was this birdman who begged for the fight." ”

"Oh?"

Xu Zhimo looked curious.

"This birdman stole my sister-in-law. ”

Wu Song gritted his teeth, glared at Ximenqing angrily, and clenched his tiger fist again.

"Stealing your sister-in-law?"

Xu Zhimo screamed, and both eyeballs almost flew out.

What's going on?

"Emperor, don't listen to his nonsense. ”

Ximenqing was not convinced, got up from the ground, and shouted: "She was originally my old friend, how can she be called stealing? ”

"Birdman. ”

"your grandma's fart. ”

Wu Songhu's body was shocked, he was furious, he couldn't help but be impulsive, and wanted to rush up again.

"Brother, angry. ”

Lu Zhishen, who was on the side, hurriedly grabbed him and said in a low voice: "If you want to fight, you will also fight when the emperor leaves." ”

"Your sister-in-law, isn't it Pan Jinlian? ”

Xu Zhimo was confused.

"Emperor, have you forgotten? My sister-in-law ......?"

Wu Song's heroic face suddenly turned red, and he was a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "It's the one you gave me last time." ”

"Huh??"

Xu Zhimo was stunned for three seconds.

"I poof......"

Suddenly, Xu Zhimo directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

The last time he gave Wu Song, wasn't it a Pan Jinlian version of an inflatable doll.

It turned out that Wu Song and Ximenqing fought for an inflatable doll.

Say!

For an inflatable doll, he can even hit his head and break the bloodstream.

Xu Zhimo was also speechless, he could only cry and laugh, feeling that the whole person was drunk.

Looking at Wu Song and Ximen Qing with a life-and-death look, and thinking of the introduction of Pan Jinlian's inflatable doll obtained from doing tasks in the Water Margin World, Xu Zhimo couldn't help but laugh at once.

Pan Jinlian Inflatable Doll: The system is specially made and can recruit Wu Song. This is definitely a magical prop, a prop full of temptation, it is the beloved thing of Wu Song and Ximenqing, and it has a fatal attraction to both of them, and she must not be allowed to appear in front of them at the same time, otherwise it will cause the two to fight and bleed......

Sure enough, it was said by the system.

Ximenqing's goods are really obscene and undisciplined, so he took advantage of Wu Song's inattention, climbed into his window, and stole his Pan Jinlian version of the inflatable doll.

At this moment, Xu Zhimo wanted to be serious very much, and he wanted to maintain the majesty of the emperor very much, but he really couldn't help it......

"Hahaha......"

Xu Zhimo laughed wildly.

Wu Song, the hero of the tiger fight, for the sake of an inflatable doll, beat Ximenqing to death, if this matter is spread, I will take it......

"The Great. ”

"What's so funny about that. ”

Wu Song and Ximen Qing were not happy, they were completely fascinated by Pan Jinlian's inflatable doll, and they felt that it was normal.

"Ximenqing, this is your mistake. ”

"Wu Song's inflatable doll, without his permission, you can steal it like this?"

Looking at the two teasers, Xu Zhimo couldn't stop laughing in his heart, pretended to be serious, and began to solve the matter, and said seriously: "If you want, you discuss it with him, for example, you use one, three, five, he uses two, four, six, and you share the ...... on Sunday."

"I don't promise, I will never share it with him!"

"I didn't say yes either, this was originally my lover. ”

Wu Song and Ximen Qing shouted together in disbelief.

"Said ......"

The corners of Xu Zhimo's mouth twitched a few times, and in his heart, he was about to laugh and cry.

"System, Pan Jinlian inflatable dolls, can you make two for me? Otherwise, my heroes will kill each other. ”

But the matter had to be resolved, and after a burst of wild music, Xu Zhimo could only ask for help from the system.

"Yes. ”

The system replied: "100 burning coins apiece." ”

"I'm grass. ”

Xu Zhimo's heart trembled, and he shouted in his throat: "100 burning coins apiece, you rob it." "100 burning coins, that's 1 million gold coins, 10 billion yuan!

10 billion yuan to buy an inflatable doll, what are you kidding?

However, the system is so capricious: "The real thing, the child is not deceived, 100 burning coins, no two prices!"

"Said ......"

The corners of Xu Zhimo's mouth trembled, and he looked at Wu Song and Ximen Qing who were glaring at each other, as soon as he left, he would definitely have to work hard again, there was no way, he could only grit his teeth: "Damn, buy one." ”

"Ding!"

"Hint, you have consumed 100 Burning Coins. ”

"Congratulations, you have obtained a special 'Pan Jinlian Inflatable Doll' made by the system. ”

As if he had slaughtered Xu Zhimo, the system reacted very quickly, and there was immediately an inflatable doll in Xu Zhimo's warehouse.

“......”

Xu Zhimo was speechless for a while, but his heart was dripping blood, creating evil!

"Wu Song, I'll give you a new one, don't fight Ximenqing. ”

Xu Zhimo took out Pan Jinlian's inflatable doll, gave it to Wu Song, and glanced at Ximenqing again: "The one before is yours." ”

"Emperor Xie!"

"Long live the Emperor, long live!"

Suddenly, Wu Song and Ximenqing both looked happy, happy like children, and thanked them with satisfaction.

"I'll ......"

Xu Zhimo's entire worldview collapsed again.

"Chirp~"

At this moment, a sharp and loud crane cry sounded in the sky, and the sound pierced through the layers of atmosphere and the sea of clouds, and reached the ears of Xu Zhimo and others in the Great China City. (To be continued.) )