Chapter 57: Tricks

On the way to ride, Ding Yuanyang breathed in the cold air and immediately felt a lot of energy, especially after passing through the section of the road that was about to bloom purple flame flowers, smelling the bursts of rich aroma in the air, I felt that the ride was still very good, and there were so many beautiful scenery to enjoy along the way. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, his euphoria did not last long, and before he was halfway through the ride, he felt that his feet were as heavy as lead, and his breathing was already disordered.

But he didn't want to stop to rest, the little girl behind him hugged his waist, her head was on his back little by little, and she seemed to be dozing off.

secretly cheered himself up, even for the sake of this girl who got up early with him, he couldn't give up easily.

Finally, when it was almost eight o'clock, Ding Yuanyang rode the car to school tiredly, and now he feels tired and vomiting.

Yu Xiaorou was already awake at this time, and she didn't forget to hit Ding Yuanyang: "Wow, it took two hours, Brother Yuanyang, did you go the wrong way when I was asleep." ”

"Go buy me a bottle of water, I'm going to die of exhaustion. Ding Yuanyang said weakly as he pushed the cart, walking on the ground with both feet a little disobedient.

"Okay, you go straight to the classroom and wait for me. The little girl agreed, and ran like a bird cheerfully.

Ding Yuanyang gritted his teeth and persevered, and finally walked to the classroom before the class bell rang, but after glancing around, he felt a little helpless, and there were only six people sitting below, plus Yu Xiaorou.

How to teach this class, I didn't expect it to be such an embarrassing situation in the first lecture, he thought about it while picking up the bottle of mineral water on the podium and took a few sips.

Yesterday's middle-aged woman's class, the whole class should have arrived, and today, I didn't buy my counselor's class, I really saw that I was young and easy to bully, although I didn't want to care about this group of people, but I also wanted them to understand that they were not so weak and bulliable.

Thinking of this, Ding Yuanyang immediately made a gesture and quietly called Yu Xiaorou out.

"What's the matter? I'm worried that no one is listening? I knew this was going to be the case. Yu Xiaorou said as she looked curiously at what Ding Yuanyang wrote on the paper.

Ding Yuanyang handed her the things he had written, and said, "You help me buy these things back, and I will take care of these people." ”

"That's all, what's the use of buying it?" Yu Xiaorou opened the piece of paper again suspiciously, looked at these unfamiliar scientific names on it, and suddenly realized: "Do you want to poison them?"

Ding Yuanyang looked at her speechlessly: "You are poisoned, come and clean it up?" Go quickly, don't be verbose, remember to polish each one into powder and pack it separately." ”

The things he had written were the tricks that Professor Yang had used to clean them up, and they were now coming in handy.

An hour later, the little girl came back with a few bags of powder, and Ding Yuanyang mixed two of them, and applied a little to Yu Xiaorou's own person, while the other powders were all mixed together.

The little girl couldn't understand what he was doing, so she asked, "What's the use of mixing these plant powders together?"

"You'll find out later. Ding Yuanyang smiled gloomily, even if he didn't use his divine power, he could still clean up this group of problem students.

At this time, less than half of the people in the classroom came, Ding Yuanyang walked up to the stage, cleared his throat and said: "You call the classmates you can notify, if it is not within half an hour, then I will deduct one point from him, and if anyone's three points are deducted, don't think about getting a graduation certificate here." ”

As he spoke, he sprinkled the powder into every corner of the classroom, and the others watched his strange movements, some snorted and continued to do their own thing, while others picked up the phone to inform others.

Su Xiao also walked into the classroom at this time, came straight to Yu Xiaorou, pulled a bench and sat opposite her, and then threw a deck of playing cards in his hand on the table with a "snap": "Let's play this today." ”

"But I'm not short of money, and the boss won't let me gamble anymore. Yu Xiaorou pointed to Ding Yuanyang on the podium.

"No, it's not gambling, it's just a game, and if you lose, you put a note on your face. Su Xiao still didn't give up and wanted to use poker to get rid of his shame.

Yu Xiaorou thought about it, and was idle anyway, so she reluctantly agreed: "Okay, but I won't play after class." ”

"Good. Su Xiao took out the cards and washed them fluently, and the action was professional at first glance.

Ding Yuanyang didn't care about the two of them playing cards, sitting on the podium and looking out, looking at the time, playing with the roster in his hand, like a prompting judge, looking at the people who came one after another, to tick one name after another.

After seeing that the time was up, he directly closed the door, walked back to the podium and said, "Okay, now let's start class, Su Xiao and Yu Xiaorou, you two don't play." ”

Hearing his voice, Su Xiao threw away all the cards in her hand with a sigh of relief, at this time, her face had been covered with notes by Yu Xiaorou, except for a pair of eyes exposed, when she turned her face, Ding Yuanyang almost didn't hold back when she saw it.

Fortunately, he held back this smile in time, and stood on the podium with a serious expression, although the current group of people came, but no one listened to his lecture at all, and they all sat below like an uncle to play with other things, only the little girl stared at him with round eyes, pretending to have a very serious expression.

"Snap" slapped the lectern, Ding Yuanyang cleared his throat and said: "Next, I will randomly check your notes at any time, and if you draw those who don't take notes, there will be corresponding punishments." ”

The others just looked up indifferently, didn't take what he said seriously, and then buried their heads in their own business, while Ding Yuanyang shook his head slightly and talked to himself.

At this time, there was a fragrance in the classroom, and at first some people were curious about the source of this fragrance, but slowly found that it came from Ding Yuanyang in the corner, and the powder was emitted.

But after a while, except for the little girl who had applied the antidote in advance, the whole class gradually developed itchy skin, which was not very serious, like hair scratching the skin, but it was uncomfortable to hold back.

Everyone scratched from time to time, and finally someone couldn't sit still, stood up and reported, "Teacher, I have contracted a skin disease, and now I have to take leave to see a doctor." ”

The others heard him say this, and at the same time echoed it. Seeing that these people wanted to leave, Ding Yuanyang said leisurely: "You don't have an infectious disease, but you have a slight phytoneurotoxin, and I happen to have an antidote here." ”

The others looked at him in disbelief, and the boy who stood up at first obviously didn't believe it: "Whether it's sick or poisonous, you just need to go to the hospital to find out." "I also took a little powder with me when I left, thinking that it would be used for laboratory tests later.

Ding Yuanyang smiled, looked at the others and said: "I can't find anything wrong with the itchy powder I configured, if I can find out, how dare I tell you that this is poison." The recipe he used was accidentally discovered by Yang Ye when he was alive, but before a paper on these was published, the old man died early.

The powder sprinkled on the corner of the wall, if used alone, only has the effect of repelling mosquitoes and concentrating, but if it is mixed with the aroma of the powder on his hand, it will produce trace toxins, but the most amazing thing is that as long as the powder in Ding Yuanyang's hand is dipped in a little and applied to the person, the symptoms of poisoning can be immediately relieved.

"Who else is going to see a doctor? I'll only deduct one point if I go. Ding Yuanyang glanced at the people present, and he firmly grasped the weakness of this group of people.

From yesterday, everyone was able to get together, and it was clear that these people came to class lazily just for their graduation certificates, and they were not afraid that they would not come if they were a threat to this, but this was only the first step to achieve the goal, he not only wanted the students to sign in, but also let them study well.

After seeing that no one was leaving, Ding Yuanyang said with a serious expression: "Now, whoever completes the notes well, I will give the antidote to whomever I want." ”

After he finished speaking, the students present let out a burst of boos, but they had no choice but to obediently put down their phones and take notes.