Chapter 7: Him or She?
Wu Haosheng thought in his heart, but came to the torch and asked Red Whisker and Yumo, "Do you have anything to eat?"
"Yes, yes, this is the master left by the snake fairy for you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Saying that, Yu Mo took out a roast rabbit from behind him, and was a little wary of Red Whisker in the process of handing it to Wu Haosheng, as if he was afraid that he would rob it.
Wu Haosheng took the roast rabbit in Yumo's hand, and the stuffy head was eaten, the rabbit skin was roasted and crispy, and the oil and water in it flowed out with Wu Haosheng's bite, although there were no condiments, but the meat aroma of the rabbit meat itself was permeated in Wu Haosheng's mouth, Wu Haosheng couldn't help but sigh that this blue-eyed swallowing python was really sincere and well-taken care of himself.
This made the red whiskers and Yu Mo on the side drool, and the red whiskers also whispered to Yu Mo: "I told you that we will eat first, and it will be good to leave him a leg." ”
In less than five minutes, the rabbit had been half eaten by Wu Haosheng, he was really hungry and panicked, but now he was full, he saw that the eyes of the two demons in front of him were green, and he couldn't help but want to tease the two goods.
"Ahem, do you want to eat this thing?" said Wu Haosheng deliberately shook in front of the two demons.
Because of their perennial cultivation in the mountains, Chishu and Yumo have not yet entered the world, and they don't know that people's hearts are sinister, so they nodded very uprightly.
"Then let's do it, as long as you finish what I said, I'll give it to you, Yumo will come first, and you will carry me around. Wu Haosheng hit Yumo's idea early in the morning.
"Huh?" Yu Mo understood what Wu Haosheng meant, this is to ride himself.
"Why don't you like it. If you don't like me, you can give it to the red beard. As he spoke, he moved the rabbit meat to the front of the red whisker and shook it back and forth.
"Willingly. Yu Mo immediately shouted anxiously. On the other side, Red Whisker just stretched out his mouth and wanted to bite the fragrant rabbit meat in front of him, but Wu Haosheng immediately took it back in front of him.
"Glad, let's go. Saying that, Wu Haosheng was very stinky, and he stepped on Yumo's body shamelessly.
"Hurry up, fly quickly, I'll feed you while you fly. As soon as he got on the back of the bird, Wu Haosheng was not polite at all, and immediately urged it to take off, completely treating Yumo as a mount, of course, this was a matter of time in Wu Haosheng's heart.
"Quack. Although Yu Mo was unwilling, he had no choice, he was already under the hands of a man, and he flew to the sky by fanning his wings.
"Hurry up, left, left, right, right, right. Wu Haosheng sat on Yumo's body, happy to death, but Yumo was depressed to death, he really wanted to get this goods off his body immediately, and prayed in his heart, thunder and wind. Hack this thing to death, blow it away.
"Hmm, I feel like someone is cursing me. Wu Haosheng felt Yu Mo's mental fluctuations, and Yu Mo could only sigh weakly, not daring to have any more evil thoughts.
After flying for half an hour, Wu Haosheng willingly got off Yumo's body, tore off a rabbit leg and threw it to Yumo, but he kept beating Yumo in his heart.
Yu Mo was full of goosebumps when Wu Haosheng saw it, and he felt that he was about to lose his hair.
After teasing Yumo, Wu Haosheng turned his target to Red Whisker again, and handed the little rabbit meat left in his hand to Red Whisker, "Do you still want it?"
Redbeard looked at the rabbit meat, his index finger moved, his saliva flowed, and his head straightened. "Do you want me to be a camel?" "Redbeard was ready to transform.
"Hey, don't, don't. Akasu has something to say, don't transform at every turn. Wu Haosheng hurriedly stopped the red beard, and Wu Haosheng was still very resistant to the body of the red beard.
"Then what do you want me for?" said Redbeard, a little dazed.
"No, I haven't heard you call me master, you call your master to listen, and I'll give you food. ”
"Lord Master. Redbeard's mouth cried out a little vaguely, and it seemed that he knew that he was reluctant.
Of course, Wu Haosheng has a way to deal with such a situation: "Ah, what are you talking about? My ears are not good, you should be louder." ”
"The hosts. Redbeard screamed again.
"I can't hear it, I still can't hear it. Wu Haosheng continued to pretend garlic.
"The hosts. Red Whiskers directly raised his head to the sky and shouted, "Hey, I heard it now, but your screaming is too emotionless, come again." In this way, the red whiskers screamed hundreds of times, and in the end they were already on fire, and Wu Haosheng threw the rabbit meat in his hand to him.
Red Whisker was made angry by Wu Haosheng, and conjured up a huge centipede mouth that swallowed the remaining rabbit meat in one bite, and the bones were not spit out, which really scared Wu Haosheng, it seems that it would be better to provoke him less in the future.
Of course, Wu Haosheng is still very satisfied with what he has done, and what he wants is that they are angry.
But he immediately sensed that something was wrong, and he noticed the satisfied smiles on the faces of the two demons.
"Is it necessary to be happy like this just to eat rabbit meat?" Wu Haosheng felt that these two demons were too easy to satisfy.
"Master, this is no ordinary rabbit meat. Yu Mo smiled meaningfully.
Wu Haosheng suddenly felt as if he was not fixing them, but they were correcting themselves in reverse.
"Then what kind of meat is this??" Wu Haosheng changed from satisfaction to stunned.
"This is the meat of the demon king, the rabbit spirit that has been cultivated in this mountain for many years, and its flesh and bones are invaded with demonic power. People who eat their flesh can get twice the result with half the effort. Akasu explained.
"I'll go, I'll tell you how a rabbit meat can cause you to react so much. Wu Haosheng only then knew the truth, and he was really too clever to calculate Qingqing's life.
"What about this rabbit spirit's demon pill?" Wu Haosheng immediately thought that the monsters had demon pills, and these two demons wouldn't swallow them privately.
"The demon pill was swallowed by the snake immortal himself, and in order to restore his spiritual power, he also said that he would not leave it to you, because he was afraid that you would rely too much on external forces. Yu Mo said to Wu Haosheng very seriously.
Through mental fluctuations, Wu Haosheng knew that he was not lying, "Hey, forget it, then sleep, you stand guard for me." Wu Haosheng felt that he was stealing chickens and rice at the moment, and he was very unhappy in his heart.
He came to Lin Chenxi's side, at this moment Lin Chenxi's body had been covered with animal skins and some haystacks, which Yumo helped to make, forming a natural bed, looking at his ruddy face and even breathing, Wu Haosheng also knew that his brother was fine. Then he lay down beside him, and the tiredness of the day hit him in an instant, pulling him to sleep.
In his sleep, Wu Haosheng seemed to smell the body fragrance coming from Lin Chenxi's body, which was as refreshing as an orchid, making people feel very comfortable and comfortable.
The next morning, a high-decibel shout woke Wu Haosheng from his sleep, and the birds and beasts in the forest were so frightened by this cry that they fluttered their wings and flew away.
Wu Haosheng opened his eyes in a daze, and found that his hand was on Lin Chenxi's chest, and he subconsciously pinched it, well, just as Wu Haosheng felt the softness of Lin Chenxi's chest, he had already kicked off the bed made of animal skins and haystacks.
"Ouch. Wu Haosheng felt a churning in his abdomen: "Brother Chenxi, what kind of nerves do you have early in the morning." ”
Hearing Wu Haosheng's movements, Red Whiskers and Yumo, who were originally guarding the side, also rushed over, after all, the soul flame was swallowed by Wu Haosheng, and if something happened to Wu Haosheng, they wouldn't be able to live.
"What happened to the master?" Yu Mo said a little dazedly, because there was no one else here except Lin Chenxi and Wu Haosheng.
As soon as Lin Chenxi saw Yumo and Red Beard, he immediately rolled over from the bed, and touched his waist with his hand, wanting to take autumn water. only to find that his Qiushui Sword was missing.
"Brother Chenxi, are you looking for this again?" Wu Haosheng took out the Qiushui Sword, and he had been keeping it by his side yesterday.
"Give it to me. Lin Chenxi stretched out his hand to Wu Haosheng while being wary of Yumo and Red Beard.
"Wow. Wu Haosheng handed the Qiushui Sword to Lin Chenxi, but he didn't tell Lin Chenxi that he had already accepted the Yumo and Red Whiskers, not only that, but he also handed Yumo and Red Whiskers a look that you look at.
This is because Wu Haosheng thought that he was actually put together by these two goods last night, this is good, let Lin Chenxi help him to spread his anger, the eyes he passed to Yumo and Red Whiskers were telling them to fight back or not, otherwise their brother would be injured, and they would not be able to eat and walk around.
Yu Mo and Chi Xu secretly complained in their hearts, how could they be the master of such a pit teammate, and at this moment, Lin Chenxi had already attacked with a sword in his hand.
Yumo and Red Whisker couldn't fight, and they didn't dare to catch the Qiushui Sword, after all, this was a spiritual weapon, and they could only be driven away in all directions.
And Wu Haosheng, the initiator, was looking at the scene in front of him with satisfaction at the moment.
"Master, tell the mistress to stop, we can't bear it. Yumo screamed
"Master?" Lin Chenxi noticed that it was boring, these two demons did not confront him head-on like before, but blindly dodged, according to the reason, it shouldn't be, when he turned around and saw Wu Haosheng with a wicked smile, he suddenly seemed to understand something, although he was a little unsure.
"Hey, what did you bastard do to them?" Lin Chenxi had stopped chasing at this moment and walked towards Wu Haosheng instead.
"Ahem, this, since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy, saying that the wind and clouds will meet that day, lightning and thunder... Wu Haosheng began to pull the calf with Lin Chenxi.
"Boom", a brain meltdown knocked on Wu Haosheng's head.
"Not a word of truth. Lin Chenxi felt a little lost, it seems that people don't regard themselves as their own people at all.
Wu Haosheng noticed the change in Lin Chenxi's mood, and immediately put away his hippie smile, and told Lin Chenxi all the events of the day, but Wu Haosheng got another brain meltdown.
"Hey, Brother Chenxi, what I'm saying now is true, why are you still beating me, the trust between people. Wu Haosheng felt a little aggrieved, and he didn't joke with him if he knew it.
At this moment, Yumo and Red Beard, who were chased by Lin Chenxi, also returned here.
"Explain to me Brother Chenxi what I encountered yesterday, if you don't explain it clearly, you don't have any good fruit to eat. Wu Haosheng felt speechless at the moment, and was a little anxious, seeing Yumo and Red Whisker come back has never been so cordial as now.
Under the pressure of Wu Haosheng, the two demons could only honestly talk to Lin Chenxi about yesterday's events, and it was as Wu Haosheng said later.
Lin Chenxi cast an apologetic look at Wu Haosheng, knowing that he hadn't lied to himself, the slight loss in his heart was also suddenly enlightened, and even he felt a little strange.
"Brother Chenxi, what do you think this is?" Wu Haosheng handed something in front of him.
"This is the seven-colored vine, do you want to give it to me?" Lin Chenxi's eyes lit up when he saw the thing in front of him, this was what he had come out to look for.
"What do you mean by giving or not giving, what is mine is yours, we are good brothers who live and die together. Wu Haosheng handed the seven-colored vine to Lin Chenxi very casually, it was not the same thing at all, Lin Chenxi was full of emotion, but the red beard on the side felt a little painful.
"Well, in that case, I also want to confess one thing to you. Lin Chenxi was ready to tell Wu Haosheng the secret he had buried.
"What's the matter?" Wu Haosheng felt some curiosity.
"Just look at it, I'll play a trick for you. As he spoke, Lin Chenxi took out the silver needle he carried with him and stabbed it in his face.
Just when Wu Haosheng thought that his brother was overexcited and caused an overreaction, a magical scene happened, and Lin Chenxi's facial contours were actually changing.
After a while, Lin Chenxi has completely changed her appearance, no longer the handsome boy, but a young and beautiful girl, and then Lin Chenxi took off a lock of black hair fluttering in the wind, slender phoenix eyebrows, a pair of eyes hidden like watery tenderness, exquisite nose, pink delicacy slightly drunk, dripping cherry-like red lips, flawless melon seed face is shy and affectionate, although she is dressed in sackcloth, she can't hide her fresh and refined temperament, like a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world above the nine heavens.
At this moment, not only Wu Haosheng was stunned, but even the two monsters were immersed in Lin Chenxi's beauty.
The first moment Wu Haosheng reacted, he looked at his hand, and at the moment he grabbed it out of thin air, remembered what happened in the morning and muttered quietly: "It seems that I don't have to wash my hands for a while." ”
This made Lin Chenxi's face hot, and he glanced at Wu Haosheng: "Hooligans." ”
The two monsters didn't know the real relationship between Wu Haosheng and Lin Chenxi, and added on the side: "The housemother is so beautiful." ”
At this moment, Lin Chenxi wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in: "Phew, who is your housewife." ”
The two demons also said very uprightly: "You." ”
"You ... Lin Chenxi picked up the Qiushui Sword in his hand and slashed at them, but the two demons reacted quickly and ran away as soon as they slipped away, and while running, there was a master mother in his mouth who was long and a master mother who was short, and the angry Lin Chenxi stomped his feet.
But Wu Haosheng was smiling and watching Lin Chenxi and them fighting, he never felt lonely in this life.