At this moment, Liu Xunhuan was extremely embarrassed, the wings of his helicopter had been crippled by Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, and his body was pinched in his big hands by Sun Wukong's bigger body. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

What makes him most painful is that this dead monkey, not pinching other places, but carrying his JJ on the swing, if it weren't for his own thing, it is estimated that it would have broken and fallen down long ago!

After playing for a while, Sun Wukong pinched him with his palm and grinned at him with his uneven monkey teeth.

In front of this Monkey King, without modern weapons, Liu Xunhuan felt like an ant, and he could let himself die 108,000 times with a single thought!

"Woo woo, bitter live broadcast, that mortal who wants to reward me with my secret weapon, where is it cool to go, ahhhh!!h

"Don't you have a green cannon barrel, don't you have a big pink bird, how can you not be arrogant?"

Sun Wukong seemed to feel that the conversation between Liu Xunhuan and Zhu Bajie just now was very interesting, and he also used this popular Internet slang.

"My grandson asked you, now do you know how powerful my grandson is?"

Sun Wukong looked at the young man like an ant, his heart was violent, and he asked majestically.

"Awesome ......"

Liu Xunhuan said two words, and coughed violently because he was pinched too tightly.

"Hahaha, it's good to know how powerful my grandson is! When I bring you to the master, you have caused such a big disaster, it is estimated that they will divide your five horses into corpses, woo, so miserable!"

Sun Wukong suddenly became proud, and he wanted to bring Liu Xunhuan back.

"Woo, I haven't ...... yet Finished!"

Liu Xunhuan shouted: "You dead monkey, can you loosen up a little and let me finish speaking, you pinch it so tightly, you are blind when you strangle this baby!"

"Hmph, can you escape from the palm of my hand?"

Sun Wukong let go of Liu Xunhuan and placed him on his huge palm.

He remembered many, many years ago, Buddha Rulai was playing with himself in the palm of his hand, and since then, he especially likes to play with people like this, but he can't play with monsters like this, you get bigger, he gets bigger, but for this mortal, hehe, he played with it without discussion!

"Awesome...... Fart!"

Liu Xunhuan finally finished speaking, and Sun Wukong's eyes suddenly burst into flames, and he was about to pinch this mortal to explode.

"You dead monkey, do you even have the courage to listen to my explanation, do you feel inferior in your heart, and don't dare to listen to the truth, bad words, and the truth?"

Liu Xunhuan has no other skills, when an otaku has the ability to read books and chase dramas, it is a bargain, and when he is the most powerful, he can watch six episodes in a row without going to the toilet and drinking water!

From childhood to adulthood, he has watched the TV series version of Journey to the West countless times, from the 82 CCTV version to the 93 Hong Kong TVB version...... Until the New Century version, and after reading the book Journey to the West no less than three times, I had a good grasp of Sun Wukong's character.

This monkey is a child with strong self-esteem and easy to be excited, hehehe......

Sun Wukong's pupils contracted, and he said contemplatively: "Who said it, my old grandson dares to do anything, let alone listen to the truth, bad words, and the truth?"

He couldn't help laughing and said loudly: "Then you promise not to beat me when I speak!"

"Hey, you little kid, do you dare to tell me the conditions?" Sun Wukong rarely had someone play with him like this, nodded and said, "Don't worry, I won't beat you!"

Liu Xunhuan smiled evilly, and said in his heart that it was okay now!

"But ......"

Hearing Sun Wukong say a but, Liu Xunhuan was suddenly frightened, but saw Sun Wukong grinning evilly: "If what you say is unreasonable, nonsense is not fun, interesting and untrue, I will beat you to death with a stick!"

"It's a lot of pressure!"

Liu Xunhuan has a lot of stories about Sun Wukong in his mind, and he is ready to pull them out in one go to see what the situation is.

He smiled and said, "Okay, then you have to finish my words before you can judge!"

Seeing Sun Wukong nodding, Liu Xun was bold and said loudly: "It's completely true that you say you're a great fart!" Because you are the most failed, worst, and most demonic monster in this world!"

"What?" Sun Wukong roared angrily, startling Liu Xunhuan, he suddenly covered his eyes and didn't dare to look at the face of the big monkey, and said loudly: "I have always known that Sun Wukong counts when he speaks, and he will never be unreasonable, you won't go back on your word and take what you promised just now as a fart, right?"

"Of course not, hehe!"

Sun Wukong also seemed to realize that he had overreacted, his face pretended to be calm, but he was still angry in his heart, he gritted his teeth and said: "You'd better say something reasonable!

"This world is divided into the seven worlds of immortals, Buddhas, demons, demons and demons, people have people's way of living, demons have demons of life, immortals have immortals of life, and you, people live like people, monkeys are not like monkeys, demons are not like demons, fairies are not like immortals, there is no grid at all!"

"You are a monkey demon, but you have to wear human clothes to learn to be a man, and if you want to be a man, you will do it well, but you have laid down the underworld to change life and death, and the heavenly palace has been sealed as an immortal!"

"Now, it's even more unlikely, and I've actually fallen from a Monkey King to a nanny, a bodyguard, and a flower child! I only do four things every day, leading horses, asking for food, selling cuteness, and being a bodyguard to kill the same kind!"

Liu Xunhuan said a lot of words, so that Sun Wukong was stunned, constantly scratching his head, squeezing his eyes, opening his mouth, and constantly making surprised and unconvinced sounds in his mouth.

"Huh?" "Huh?" "Oh?" "......Oh?"

When he heard that he would only do four things a day, Sun Wukong suddenly became angry and shouted: "My old grandson is fighting demons every day to protect his master, and he goes to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, how did such a great thing fall? How did it become these four things in your eyes? Be careful that I go to Heaven to sue you for confusion!"

"Hahaha......" Unexpectedly, Liu Xunhuan laughed.

He pointed at Sun Wukong and said: "Look, you still say that you are not degenerate, the former Monkey King is so majestic, where will you say that the heavenly court will sue you, what kind of dragon kings of the South China Sea and various seas will only say it!"

"Think about it, on the way to learn the scriptures, are you doing things like leading horses, asking for food, selling cuteness, and being a bodyguard to mutilate the same kind?"

Liu Xunhuan's heart suddenly moved, in order to force his character higher, he actually learned Tang Seng to speak.

"Oh, Wukong, I'm hungry for the teacher, you go and order food!"

"Wukong, save me!"

"Wukong, you should tie the horse to the tree and get rid of that monster so that you can eliminate the harm for the people!"

......

Sun Wukong suddenly went crazy, thought about it, and found that it was really like that, he led the white dragon horse to Tang Seng every day, and helped Tang Seng, a mortal, to ask for food every day, and sold all kinds of cute expressions every day......