In the eyes of everyone, Liu Xun walked on the stage with a smile and a smile, and the other was a fat brother with a fat head and big ears. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Everyone immediately burst into laughter, how could a fat-headed and fat-brained meat mound make a poem that a sharp-edged girl appreciated?

It's just that this other one doesn't drip much, although it doesn't look ugly, but there is no hair on his head, and he looks like a monk who has not been vulgar for a long time.

The sharp tip was not intended by the appearance of the two men, but signaled the two to start composing poems.

She opened her lips and smiled: "In this way, let's start with the two of you, I'll make a question, in this poem, there must be mountains, water, and beauty!"

Everyone agreed, saying that the topic was a good one.

The fat brother arched his hand and said: "In Xia Wu Pinger, today I will write a poem for the sharp girl, please taste it!"

After speaking, he paced on the stage while pretending to tilt his head and sway for a long time.

Then a poem came out of his mouth, and he shook his head and said:

There is a banshee and Li, who lives in Luoshui Mei for a long time. Shuimei peony fang, who will be sent to pick it.

The rhinoceros has bright teeth, and the double moth has green eyebrows. The red face is like a lotus, and the plain skin is like condensation.

It is easy and not self-sustaining. Taste the peerless color, and restore the posture of the city.

As soon as this poem came out, it immediately made the smiles of the spectators in the audience freeze.

They never imagined that such a big fat man could compose such elegant poems.

Even Liu Xunhuan, who read all kinds of poems and songs and wild poems in elementary school, junior high school and high school, was shocked at this moment, this fat man, his appearance is not good, and he can write poetry, which can be called amazing!

Everyone turned their eyes to Liu Xunhuan at this moment, but they were thinking in their hearts, this fat brother wrote such earth-shattering poems, I am afraid that although this son is good-looking, it is difficult to surpass it!

Liu Xunhuan said unhurriedly: "Since the development of poetry, there are many poems and few words, many poems in the old style and few poems in the new style, many poems in plain and straightforward words, and few poems of various rhetoric!"

When everyone listened, most of them showed disdain.

Someone said loudly: "Short-haired boy, just talk about it and don't practice, it's a fart!"

"That's right, who wouldn't, I still want to create a new style of poetry and become famous in literature and history!"

"If there's a fart, let it go, otherwise, get down!"

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Jianjian also looked at Liu Xunhuan with eyes like autumn water at this moment, waiting for him to compose a poem.

Liu Xunhuan arched his hand and said: "I, Liu Xunhuan, will make a new style, if words, and send a poem with various rhetoric to the sharp girl today for you to discuss!"

After speaking, he suddenly turned to the sharp tip, looked at the peerless beauty, his lips squirmed, and slowly began to chant poetry.

Grass, who wouldn't chant poetry, Lao Tzu used to win an award in the obscene poetry competition in the county when he was in high school!

The most is the smile that looks back, and a thousand styles surround the eyebrows.

The cheeks are icy and clean, and the rouge is unstained like Li Mountain;

The cloud temples are soaked in paint, and the green silk is like a waterfall and a hosta.

The slender fingers are fragrant through the bones, and the eyes are like water cutting the heart.

The twilight clouds are tired of flowers, and the courtyard is speechless, leaning on the west building.

You don't see, Luoyang Fandai has no color, and then sing the smoke willow beauty!

After Liu Xunhuan finished reciting, he still felt that the meaning was inexhaustible, but when he saw the pointed exposed fragrant shoulders, he also trembled, like the body of a smoke willow, as if a weak willow was supporting the wind, and he wanted to pounce into Liu Xunhuan's arms at any time.

The spectators didn't speak for a long time, and many of them still haven't woken up from the poems.

After a long time, I don't know who was the first to applaud.

Immediately, the applause was like thunder, and the shouts shook the sky, and they all expressed their respect for Liu Xunhuan, a short-haired man.

The fat brother Wu Pinger suddenly clenched his fists, and then said convincingly: "Brother Liu, as soon as your poem comes out, it can make my Luozhou chant the poetry of the beauty in ruin, I am impressed!"

"Brother Tai's poem, as you said, is not only new, but also uses all kinds of rhetoric, Ping Er I, happy and convinced!"

Liu Xunhuan expressed his modesty and said, "Your poems are also good!"

But he thought in his heart, if it were about real talent and real learning, labor and management would have been completely defeated, but, no matter how you can, how can you compare to the Seven Realms live broadcast system in the consciousness of labor and management, and tens of millions of netizens are working as staff officers for various information checks on labor and management!

The sharp red lips opened lightly, and said with a smile: "The two sons are both great talents, but the poems of Liu Gongzi are even better, today's meeting, here is it, the little woman is here to thank you for your support!"

As soon as this sharp-edged girl spoke, it was even more final.

Those sons and brothers, although they felt that they were still unsatisfied, had to follow the rules of the ninth floor of this Smoke Willow Pavilion and began to leave.

Soon, on the huge ninth floor, only Liu Xunhuan, Jianjian and Xincheng were left.

Sharp and charming eyes like silk, looking at the new city that was still sitting there, he said with a smile: "Liu Gongzi is really a blessing, he came to this Yanliu Pavilion by himself, and there was a pink confidante who came with him, it is really enviable!"

Xincheng was surprised that Jianjian could see that she was a woman, and she said with a displeased face: "I'm not Brother Xunhuan's confidante, I'm his fiancée!"

Liu Xunhuan said with a smile: "Xincheng, you go back first, wash and wash, just wait for your brother!"

Xincheng was ashamed and angry, waving his fist and shouting angrily: "If you talk nonsense again, be careful that I tell my brother and let him punish you!"

"Don't you just want to me off, I'll just go!

Xincheng was about to go downstairs angrily, but Liu Xunhuan's body flashed and suddenly stopped in front of Xincheng.

Xincheng's face suddenly became happy, and she said with a smile: "What, the big radish has changed her mind?"

"It's not that I've changed my mind, but I want to give you something!" Liu Xun smiled and suddenly took out a small gray thing from the fairy bag, but it was the Type 9999 main battle tank that netizens rewarded after teasing Mei Niang in the previous paragraph.

Xincheng looked at this little gray Dongdong, her eyes were also shining, she opened her mouth wide and asked, "What is this?"

"This is a good thing, the instruction manual is here, you go to see it yourself, you take this, put it on the ground, just say: System MM, give me a transformation, it will become the original size!"

Liu Xunhuan handed Xincheng a manual with a green shell, and hurriedly pushed Xincheng downstairs.

Xincheng saw the tank, and she no longer pestered Liu Xunhuan, she had no choice but to follow Liu Xunhuan to this Luozhou this time, originally to ask for missiles and shells, and now, looking at the new thing, she suddenly liked it very much.

Soon, Xincheng came out of the Yanliu Pavilion, and then, she shouted: "System MM, change it for me!"

Suddenly, an incomparably huge Dongdong fell from the sky and smashed in front of Xincheng, stirring up countless bluestone fragments.

Xincheng's eyes suddenly widened, looking at this behemoth, and his eyes lit up.

She quickly opened the manual, because she had already read the "Internet Common Hot Words" many times, and at this moment, it was not difficult to read the modern version of the tank manual.

Soon, Xincheng's body had already gotten into the tank, and amid the exclamations of many people, a behemoth, with two rows of rolling iron wheels, drove in one direction.

People who know a little bit about Luoyang must know that the place where Xincheng went was Luozhou Thorn Mansion.