Could it be the legendary big man who hides in the girls' dormitory to spy on beautiful women?

I was surprised, and walked into the dormitory management house in confusion, causing a few girls passing by the first floor to scream, and casually removed the underwear and underwear on the balcony and threw it over, the fragrance was overflowing, it was really cool. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The old man stood up, looked me up and down, and said in a playful tone: "Young man, how is it, did you see it in the grove that day?"

What?

My mouth opened, and I immediately remembered, damn, it was this bad old man who reported it to the police, saying that the night before the murder in the woods, the four people in our dormitory witnessed everything.

I was about to fight with him, but the old man ignored me, turned his head and said to the principal in disgust: "I said, surnamed Gao, that thing in the old dormitory building has not been done yet, you are bothering me again, hurry up, Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, there is no spare time!"

This Nima is domineering enough.

The old man's saliva was flying all over the sky, and he pointed at me and smashed his mouth: "Oh, don't say I'm not responsible, this kid sent you, those trivial things, find him to solve them!"

Not only was I confused, but the principal couldn't understand it.

The old man grabbed a handful of melon seed shells and threw them at me, and scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, don't pretend to be stupid in front of me, hit you on the first day you enter this school, and I will see your grandfather! ”

, I really didn't see it, this sloppy dormitory manager is actually a hidden master?

"So, uncle, how do you see that I can spell?"

Frankly speaking, I will be nervous to death, for fear that this old man will find out that my senior sister is possessing me.

The old man glared at me with disdain, as if he were looking at an idiot. "Yang energy is abundant, that is a good omen! But he can open the ghost eyes anytime and anywhere, and not be allowed to enter the body by yin energy, such a person is either sealed by the Heavenly Master Master, or he is a powerful ghost and evil spirit, otherwise he ......"

I don't have the breath of a seal on my body, and I'm a living person, so I don't have to guess to know that I'm a celestial master with yin and yang spells!

I smiled and said: "Uncle, let you laugh, it's my senior sister who is powerful, known as the first female demon in the Three Realms, up to the fairy world to kill demons, down to the underworld to beat a group of ghosts, my spells are all learned from her." “

After speaking, I asked my senior sister for credit in my heart: "Senior sister, come and kiss you?" I praised you as unprecedented, unprecedented, unparalleled in the world." “

It's hateful, the senior sister just lazily replied with one word: "Get out!"

The old man smiled even more, grinned and showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and said impatiently to the principal: "Gao Gangcang, all the areas of the grove are blocked, don't let people in anymore, you can still hold on." If there is another death, the ghost qi will explode, and then tens of thousands of people in the entire Shangjing University will all have to die. This kid will help you take care of it in the future, just listen to him!"

Hearing this, Principal Gao breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a sense of relief.

He bowed and thanked me one after another, and gave me a business card in great surprise as he left.

"Hey, these bastards who got into the eyes of money! I suggested that the school be relocated a few decades ago, and I didn't listen to Lao Tzu because the land in the city was expensive!

The old man blew his nose and glared, scolding while snorting melon seeds.

I'm speechless, this uncle is really old and coquettish, and he has a good temperament!

I probably understood what he meant, it seemed to be about the previous murder in the grove. The uncle also said that he suggested that the school move decades ago, why is this?

It's a pity that the uncle just didn't tell me, picked up a cigarette, squinted his eyes and said: "Boy, don't worry about it, tell me honestly, as a member of Beijing University, as a mage man, do you have the obligation to protect the safety of your alma mater?"

The uncle said impassionedly, rubbing, not being a wedding host is a waste, even I listened to it with passion, and raised my chin: "Of course, men, you have to be hard and responsible!"

Enough seeds!

Uncle laughed, I was empty all of a sudden, how could I feel like I had jumped into the pit?

However, the uncle didn't seem interested in continuing this topic, but just reminded me that there are many archives of events in the past hundred years in the library of Beijing University, and I hope I can have time to take a look.

Accepted a duty to guard the school for no reason, the baby was hard in his heart, and chatted with the old man for a few words, and when he was about to leave, the old man suddenly shouted coldly: "Boy, don't touch the old dormitory building in the back mountain, far away, there is a lot of evil!"

The old dormitory building in the back mountain?

I've been here for so long, but I didn't know there were two places.

Back to the dormitory, the three pig roommates were in full swing to open the three blacks, what a shame for my brother, I was abused by the opposite spring, standing in the spring I didn't dare to go out, nest!

I was depressed, and suddenly I saw me, and immediately pounced on me with my fat and gave me a bear hug.

"Brother Hai, fortunately, you're fine! I heard someone say today that Zhou Youming said that he wanted you to spend the rest of your life in a prison cell? I and that pair of also went separately to find out the family relationship to see if we could rescue you? I didn't expect you to come back. ”

I was stunned, hum, when you find someone, the daylily is cold, or the goddess of Xinya is reliable, hehe!

However, with my Taoist skills, those weak chicken policemen don't dare to do anything to me.

Yaguang and Mingxiong, the two, also came over excitedly at this time, and they were going to pull me to have a big meal to catch the wind and wash the dust, but as soon as they got close and smelled the smell of my body, they quickly covered their noses and hid aside in disgust.

"Hey~ Brother Hai, you stink, don't get close to people......" Then she stuck her throat and pretended to be a sissy, disgusting me.

day, during the day, the walking corpse and the corpse were lame together, and the smell of corpses has not dissipated yet.

I kicked the two of them, whistled, and happily went into the bathroom to take a shower.

"Senior sister, help, I'm going to die!" stripped naked, I had an idea, and I screamed secretly in my heart.

My sister loves me so much, I don't believe that she is still in her body and refuses to come out.

Really!

A burst of red light flashed, and the senior sister hurriedly rushed out, her face was anxious, and she blinked her beautiful eyes and quickly glanced around: "Where is the mother's leg, who dares to mutilate the old lady's little junior brother?"

I was so moved that I shouted with love: "Senior sister, here." ”

Yes!

Stupid!

The expected scream rang out, and I treacherously straightened up and laughed.

In the next second, my senior sister's pretty face was as white as jade, and she saw my naked flesh up close, as well as the majestic one hanging from the lower half of my body......

"Gu Hai, I'm going to kill you!"