Chapter 7: His Majesty's Anger
[Mortal hahaha": Upstairs is correct, I drove to that place once, the scenery is beautiful, the place is quiet, and it is the most suitable field style! It is said that there was a place in the Tang Dynasty......
[Mortal 4678]: Agree upstairs
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[Mortal love]: Agree upstairs, however, I don't read much, is this name Fumei Lou, or Fumei Lou (three grinning expressions)
That's a good name!
Liu Xunhuan no longer hesitated, quickly identified the direction through the angle of the sun, and drove the helicopter to the northwest. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
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Chang'an City, Wangjing Tower.
Li Shimin, the Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, with his ministers and concubines who had been on the stage, was here to welcome Xuanzang's master and apprentice back from learning scriptures.
Xuanzang Tang Seng was very proud in his heart, although he was the reincarnation of the tenth golden cicada, but before he was crowned by the Buddha, he was still just a mortal.
Taizong, who can be the supreme in the world, is so courteous, especially in order to welcome them, he has specially built a watchtower, and there are only mortals from all over the world!
After more than ten years, Taizong Li Shimin saw his own royal brother, who was also a dragon-faced Dayue.
He held Tang Seng's hand and said with emotion: "The royal brother has worked hard for 19 years, walked 108,000 miles, and experienced 81 difficulties to retrieve the Western Meridian for my Tang Dynasty, which can be described as a merit higher than the sky......"
"Your Majesty, something is wrong, there is a monster with a green cylinder magic weapon, blasted open the Xuanwu Gate, broke into the Yeting Palace, and used a big pink bird to kidnap the martial arts!"
Tang Seng listened to Taizong's comments, and enjoyed it in his heart, but was unexpectedly interrupted by a royal forest general.
Taizong raised his eyebrows and shouted, "What? Who is so bold that he actually bombarded my Xuanwu Gate? and dared to break into the harem and kidnap my martial talents?"
This Xuanwu Sect has an extraordinary significance for Taizong, how can he not be angry, not to mention, that martial talent is completely different from ordinary talents!
His Majesty Taizong was certainly furious, but few people found that Li Zhi, the crown prince behind Li Shimin, had a black line on his face at the moment.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was terrified to the extreme, and said with hatred in his heart: Who doesn't have long eyes, he actually dares to kidnap Mei Niang, he doesn't know that Mei Niang has His Royal Highness covered? When this palace ascends the throne, he will definitely divide his five horses into corpses and then break the corpse into ten thousand pieces......
The Imperial Forest General knelt on the ground and cried: "Yes, Your Majesty, that man is so powerful, when he left, he drove a big bird, no one could stop him, and seeing the big bird flying over Chang'an City, it was useless for the soldiers to shoot arrows!
"Could it be that person, is that person a monster?" Tang Seng said in a deep voice: "Brother Huang, don't worry, my three apprentices are highly skilled, and let them subdue this demon back!"
Taizong waved his hand and said slowly: "Hey, this can't be done! The imperial brother and apprentice have worked hard all the way, how can this little thing make you hard!"
"Cheng Shenjiang, quickly tie up that traitor, I want to see who kind of person dares to bombard my Tang Dynasty's Xuanwu Gate!"
Cheng Biting Jin's body, which was not much thinner than Zhu Bajie, quickly stood up and replied loudly: "Yes, Your Majesty, Weichen is going!"
After speaking, he quickly took the soldiers and horses and rode away.
The crowd suddenly exploded, and there was a heated discussion.
It's just that Zhu Bajie, who was sitting next to Sun Wukong, didn't even raise his head for such things.
His sharp pig mouth muttered: "My old pig has known about this for a long time, with this live broadcast, who still listens to their noise!"
He was holding his nine-toothed nail rake at the moment, and his eyes were shaking his head and relishing it.
When the nearby princes and ministers saw it, they all believed the rumors they had heard, and the three apprentices that Xuanzang later accepted were indeed all mentally ill!
Let's look at the hairy monkey first, standing or not, sitting or not. The hairy sand monk sat like a log without even blinking his eyes.
And this Zhu Bajie was smirking directly there, staring at the empty broken hoe nail with pig eyes, and drooling.
But how did they know that Zhu Bajie was using a trick!
His nine-tooth nail rake is infinitely useful, and at this moment, the nine-tooth nail has become a transparent mirror-like Dongdong, which is actually the live broadcast of Liu Xunhuan and Wu Meiniang in Hancheng Lake.
He looked at Wu Meiniang's plump cleavage groove on the screen, his face was saliva, and he quickly learned the funny words and phrases in the comment area, and left a message: "Hurry up, hurry up and arch up, arch this little cabbage, otherwise my old pig will pee......"
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Liu Xunhuan was driving the helicopter to the northwest with peace of mind, unprepared, and broke out a sentence charmingly: "Handsome...... Pot, the dog belt is a god horse!"
"Handsome pot?"
Liu Xunhuan couldn't believe his ears, but found that Wu Mei had closed the book, and it seemed that she had finished reading it, and she was directly learning and using it.
He opened his mouth wide and asked, "Are you done?"
Wu Mei stroked the book and said with a smile: "This book is quite interesting, I always read books quickly!"
I'm grass, this book is at least more than 60 pages, right, after reading it?
Liu Xunhuan was suddenly stunned by Wu Mei's demonic learning ability, this demon, no wonder she can be the empress!
With this perverted ability to read and comprehend, even if she was born in the 21st century in China, she will definitely be able to be admitted to the Qingbei Zhejiang Dynasty and become a pillar of the country "talent", ah no, "talent"!
Wu Mei saw Liu Xunhuan frowning, and asked with wide eyes, "Liu Lang, is it wrong for the Yin family to say that it is wrong?"
"I'm grass, beauty, you're right!"
Liu Xunhuan's heart blossomed, and he pursed his lips and smiled: "It's good to talk like this, this is called talking about people!"
"Don't swear!" Wu Mei remembered the meaning of "I grass" in the book, and her face turned red.
Liu Xunhuan touched his forehead and smiled embarrassedly: "Hey, hey, okay, don't swear in front of Wu Mei!"
"Liu Lang, you haven't told the Yin family yet, what does the dog belt mean!"
Wu Mei seemed to be a little coquettish, she was a very curious woman, and asked again at this moment.
Liu Xun suddenly found that he didn't know the meaning of this word, could it be new?
"Well, that's what a dog leash is...... Isn't there an explanation above?"
Wu Mei pouted and said, "Mu You, the word on it is so strange, the Yin family can't understand it!"
After speaking, she opened the entry "dog leash" and handed it to Liu Xunhuan.
The explanation given above is that "dog leash" is a homonym for "godie"!
Liu Xunhuan glanced at it, and then understood, it's over, no wonder Mei Niang can't understand it, this is explained in English!
"Oh, this dog leash means to die!"
Wu Mei nodded, suddenly turned her head to stare at Liu Xunhuan, and chuckled: "Liu Lang, you are too talented, you have wood, you know all this kind of perverted words, the Yin family admires you!!"
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Liu Xunhuan looked at Wu Mei, who was wearing talented clothes and holding ancient costumes and sideburns, and suddenly found it very funny.
Not long after, Liu Xunhuan found an incomparably beautiful lake at the foot of the helicopter.
The lake is lined with green trees, lush, and a classical pavilion that is not too tall stands there, thinking that this is the Fumei Building of Hancheng Lake that Xi'an netizens said, and he began to land.
Because it was the first time to land, the helicopter body was bumped, so Wu Mei grabbed Liu Xunhuan's clothes tightly with one hand, but after a few bumps, she finally landed safely!