Chapter 90: I Want a Magic Weapon Called Ecstasy Brocade
Taishang Laojun shook his head and said, "Although you have broken through the peak of the Star Shifting Realm of the human world and have the cultivation of earth immortals, you are only the lowest level of earth immortals! Compared to the earth immortals behind those exercises, it is not a level at all!"
"If it was five or six hundred years ago, maybe you would still have a chance to get a small peach, but now, it is absolutely impossible!"
Liu Xunhuan asked depressedly, "Why is this?"
The barefoot immortal said: "Because more than five hundred years ago, Sun Monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and brought his monkey monkey Sun to harm too many peaches, and since then, there are few peaches that ripen every year!"
Liu Xunhuan suddenly wanted to say 10,000 grass mud horses, I am grass, can this still have anything to do with Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace?
He suddenly remembered that in Journey to the West, there is indeed such a paragraph!
Taishang Laojun sighed and said: "Do you know why Laojun and I are anxious about the breaking of this gossip furnace, it is because the time for the peach to bear fruit and ripen is too long, if my Laojun is no longer diligent in alchemy, in a few years, I am afraid that Laojun and I may not be able to get a peach!"
"It's a day, it turns out that this Queen Mother's peach fruit is so important to the Seven Realms!
Liu Xunhuan muttered and said, "Taijun, don't talk about this, you can tell me, I helped you repair this broken boiler, how can you reward me?"
Taishang Laojun muttered: "I said before, whoever repairs my gossip furnace, I will give him fifty elixirs!"
"In this way, how about I send you ten more pieces?"
Liu Xunhuan waved his hand and said with a smile: "If the elixir can't improve the divine root, what do you want to do so much, you might as well send me a magic weapon to play with!"
Taishang Laojun ate his beard and said, "What magic weapon do you want?"
Liu Xunhuan suddenly said a word in Taishang Laojun's ear mysteriously, which suddenly made Laojun's expression become puzzled. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He looked at Liu Xunhuan suspiciously, and said with a smile: "After all, he is a mortal, he actually wants this kind of treasure!
Lei Gonghu asked suspiciously: "Laojun, this Liu anchor, what do you want is Shenma Dongdong?"
Taishang Laojun said secretly: "This, the heavenly opportunity cannot be revealed, and the taste of the anchor Liu is naturally extremely high!"
Liu Xunhuan suddenly felt that this Taishang Laojun was really interesting, and he asked him for an ecstasy brocade weapon that could make the beauties of the Seven Realms throw themselves into their arms, and he was able to keep it secret for himself.
Hehe, the ecstasy brocade is in hand, aren't those goddesses such as the nine fairies of Chang'e still lining up to come to the bowl of labor and management?
Not far away, I saw a fairy boy who should serve in the palace to pass on the message of the Jade Emperor: Please anchor Liu to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall quickly!
Liu Xunhuan's eyes suddenly widened, this Jade Emperor actually knew his existence and came to summon himself, it seems that the Jade Emperor's concern for himself in the Seven Realms live broadcast system is true!
Taishang Laojun stroked his palm and smiled: "This is very good, Jade Emperor, but I have been looking forward to you for a long time, you should go quickly!"
Liu Xunhuan didn't dare, stared at Taishang Laojun's small eyes and asked, "By the way, fifty elixirs, and that ecstasy brocade, when can you give it to me?"
Taishang Laojun muttered: "Don't worry, because the gossip furnace has broken a hole, which affects the time for the next pot of pills to be baked, I'm afraid I won't be able to have the pills until seventy-seven and forty-nine days later!"
"As for the ecstasy brocade, you go to the Jade Emperor first, I have this pot of elixir materials, so I will go to the goddess of desire Xi and ask for one for you!"
Liu Xunhuan gave up, said goodbye to the gods and immortals one by one, and followed the boy to serve.
On the way, Liu Xunhuan asked with a smile, "Little brother, what do you call it?"
The boy replied softly: "Anchor Yuliu, His Majesty the Jade Emperor used to call me less than, but now, he changed my name to otaku!"
"Otaku?" Liu Xunhuan heard the name, and was immediately shocked not to want it, and laughed, this Jade Emperor, could it be that he still understands the Internet language of the 21st century?
"I wonder why Anchor Ryu is laughing?" the otaku asked suspiciously, apparently unaware of the situation.
Liu Xunhuan finally couldn't hold back a laugh and asked softly: "Otaku, tell me, Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, what kind of person is you?"
"The little one doesn't dare to talk about His Majesty the Jade Emperor!" The otaku was obviously very loyal to the Jade Emperor and didn't dare to talk about it at all.
Liu Xunhuan smiled: "Actually, if you don't say it, I also know what the situation of the Jade Emperor is, isn't he just an old child who doesn't dare to let go in front of the queen mother except for being a coquettish fart?"
When the otaku heard Liu Xunhuan say this, it felt extremely appropriate to think about it, and he said with a smile: "It seems that although Anchor Liu has never been to Heavenly Court, he still understands His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"
Liu Xunhuan saw that although this little fairy boy didn't dare to say it, he dared to agree with his words, so he continued: "What is this, I also know that your majesty the Jade Emperor wants to flirt with Chang'e every day, but you don't dare to go, because you are afraid of violating the rules of heaven and shaking his throne!"
The otaku's eyes widened, and the fox asked, "Heavenly Court doesn't know much about this matter, how can you know?"
He knew that in order to maintain the authority and rules of the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor not only did not touch Chang'e himself, but also tried his best not to let other men touch her.
Liu Xunhuan smiled and said: "Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, it's really interesting, you don't touch Chang'e, but because Wu Gang wants to have a tryst with Chang'e, you punish him for cutting down the osmanthus tree that can never be seen, so that Zhu Bajie, who peeked at Chang'e's bath, directly degraded the mortal dust from Marshal Tianpeng to become a pig, and also suffered from learning scriptures from the west......"
Liu Xunhuan talked a lot about the things of the heavenly court, and these things mainly came from the legends he had heard in the Journey to the West, the Fengshen Bang, the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and the wild history of various gods, which made the otaku stunned.
The otaku couldn't help but worship Liu Xunhuan, how could this mortal know so many things in the divine realm, what he knew but other immortals didn't know, he knew, he didn't know, he actually said the truth.
When Liu Xunhuan told Xiantong that the dust whisk in his hand could actually be broadcast live, it made the otaku admire him so much.
The boy finally couldn't help it, and said: "Anchor Liu, you know so much, or you should be my teacher, otherwise His Majesty the Jade Emperor will always tell me that children are not suitable ......."
"Yes, but there is one condition!" Liu Xunhuan said with a smile in his heart.
"You say!" the otaku said impatiently when he heard that there was a play.
"You can also go into the Seven Realms Live Broadcast System to watch my live broadcast now, and in the future, you will quietly tell me the whereabouts of the Jade Emperor through this Seven Realms Live Broadcast System!" Liu Xun said happily.
I'm grass, to be able to put an eyeliner next to the Lord of the Seven Realms, this is even more than FB or I!