Chapter 100: The Birth of 'Cat Poop No. 1'
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Under the gaze of Cesar with a nima-cheeked face, Camilla began to realize herself.
Take the chubby, fluffy white and fluffy cute hamster carcass out of the washing machine. Camilla lifted it to her nose, sniffed it slightly, and then nodded intoxicatedly, as if pleased with the strawberry-scented laundry detergent.
Setting aside the dehydrated corpse, the cat took out a small basin and poured two large buckets of cherry juice into it. In a short time, the basin was filled with crimson juice. Adding expensive additives such as golden honey, cell viability solidifiers, and mitochondrial burning agents, the cats sprinkled a handful of secret antiseptic powders, and finally prepared a pot of fragrant potions, and finally threw the hamster carcass into it, ignoring it.
Smelling the scent of the best drink, Cesar swallowed his saliva and stared at Camilla. Is this guy making the undead? Or is he cooking dinner? It's, where did she learn this? Could it be that she made up the whole set of dark dishes in "Zhonghua Ichiban"?
Ignoring Cesar, who was caught in a fantasy, Camilla carried out the follow-up operation seriously. The corpse was soaked in juice and couldn't handle it, and she turned her attention to the pile of entrails. Prepare a set of the most basic visceral enhancement liquid, and Camilla offal is put into it in different categories. Of course, things like the stomach, large intestine, and small intestine must be cleaned up in advance to ensure that the poop is gone!
After soaking the internal organs, Meow Mi took the brain, and then took out a set of kitchen utensils. First, put the brain into the automatic medicine machine, and then start the program, so that the medicine pestle will hit the brain without hesitation. Smash it into a puddle of mud. While 'pounding the brain' on the machine, Camilla also according to her hobbies. Keep cutting the flesh with a knife and pounding it together in a pot, such as apples, strawberries, bananas......
In a word. After a while, the lump of brain sauce became a lot more lovely against the background of the jam, colorful and appetizing, and the smell of blood was also masked by the fruity aroma. At least, Cesar didn't feel sick.
Taking out the brain jam and putting it in the container, Camilla turned back to the cherry juice and took out the cute hamster. After a long period of soaking, the special juice that had been concocted had invaded the interior of the corpse. Instead of moisture, the slightly stiff hamster became ruddy, shiny and full of elasticity.
Seeing this, Cesar, who felt more and more that Camilla had turned into a cook, finally couldn't help but speak: "Camilla, what are you doing?
"Hmph, superficial human beings, ordinary means can only create ordinary undead, I am using some wonderful methods to mutate the undead. What is mutation? It's about making the undead different, full of the personality of the maker! It's all your favorite food, and I didn't choose them to label you!" Camilla said with a frown.
"Ah, I was wrong!" said Cesar with tears in his eyes. Just because those are my favorite foods. That's why I don't want to see you spoil them.
Placing the hamster carcass on the table, Camilla mysteriously chanted a spell and jumped up and down from time to time. It's like a dancing god. At the end of the sacred prayer ceremony, the hamster's corpse exuded a rich and sweet fruity aroma. It's drooling.
After finishing this, Camilla opened her mouth to explain: "The general zombie making process. It only takes two steps to dehydrate and dry and set, but the zombies made in that way will inevitably be stiff and sluggish. Mine is different with the addition of a 'sweet ritual'! dehydrated and then soaked in a special honey juice to replace the water. Well, there are a lot of options for juice, cherry juice is on sale today, and next time you can exchange it for apple juice. In fact, after this special juice reacts with golden honey, it will form a kind of fruit viscose in the cells, which can greatly improve the toughness of the cells, so that the zombies are no longer stiff and sluggish, but become stronger and more elastic, and can also achieve the purpose of antiseptic. In addition, the rich fragrance can make people appetizing, ah no, make people feel good! ”
"Oh!" Cesar suddenly realized, I see, through the guò special treatment, the taste of the ingredients is even better, right?
The cherry juice is discarded, and Camilla receives water in a basin, then pours in half a bag of 'magic lactic acid bacteria' for making bread, stirs well, and throws the hamster into it to ferment.
"Uh...... Are you going to make bread?" asked Cesar, twitching his eyes as he did so.
"No! Lactic acid bacteria have been modified in the real yàn chamber, they do not ferment, they only slightly improve the muscle structure of the corpse. When the transformation is complete, the corpse's muscular potential will be 100% unleashed!" Camilla cocked her thumb and smiled triumphantly at Cesar.
"You go on...... By the way, explain it to me. Seeing these unrecognizable methods of undeadness, Cesar always had the illusion of entering the kitchen by mistake. Camilla didn't explain it well, he would definitely misunderstand something.
"Okay, I'm going to deal with the entrails!"
Camilla gladly agreed, then removed the entrails from the fortified liquid, threw them into a meat grinder, and began to stir. While stirring, Camilla continued to sprinkle spices and explained, "The undead of my zuò are different from the traditional ones, they don't need a complete visceral system, just enough magic spices to mix the meat puree." The more precious the spice and the more fragrant the taste, the greater the potential for offal puree!"
"Just say it when you make minced meat!" replied Cesar with a sad face.
"Nonsense! How could it be minced meat?" Camilla was furious, and continued, "I have other ingredients here!"
With that, Camilla broke a few more eggs, mixed butter, sugar, and coloring, and stirred out a pot of brightly colored and fragrant meat filling.
"Are you really going to make pies, pour these into the corpse, sew them up, and put them in the pot?" asked Cesar, shamelessly.
"Oh, don't talk nonsense! watch it well!" Camilla cried out unhappily, and then put the pot of spiced meat in the roaster and began to heat it up......
The corpse is fermented in lactic acid bacteria, the minced meats are heated in the roaster, and Camilla returns to the brain jam to begin the follow-up. Pour the brain jam into a basin and add boiling water, pudding powder, plenty of spices, and candy. Start stirring non-stop......
"Cesar!" Camilla, who was next to the blender, said suddenly.
"What's wrong?"
"Would you like to give me a bottle of soul syrup? I think this undead will be very successful, with soul syrup. It can even gain souls!" Camilla said with a solemn expression.
"Forget it, for the sake of your first use of 'ability'. I'll give you a bottle!" Cesar spread out his palm, condensed a sugar cube, and threw it to Camilla's side.
Soul syrup is thrown into a viscous mixture, and the brain jam slowly becomes clear, eventually becoming a colorful, translucent, textured viscous liquid. After pouring the liquid into a brain model, Camilla dropped the model into cold water and began to cool it down, counting the time.
"What's going on here?" asked Cesar, who was already numb.
Well, you can think of it as a bio-light brain, a quantum computer with far more performance. Crush the brains of an undead creature. The disadvantage is that it is easy to be damaged. Camilla raised her thumb again and smiled at Cesar. "Ahh
With a scream, Camilla took out the hamster blood, and then mixed juice, cream, ground coffee, wine, and blood honey to create a bottle of dark red liquid that was a hundred times more murderous than Bloody Mary.
"Your hamster is transformed!" said Camilla as she made her blood drink, pointing to the hamster that had been doubled by yeast.
"Ahh The volume is twice as large, and all the fat is converted into muscle, which can be called the Stallone of the hamster world, and it is absolutely no problem to beat ten of them!" Camilla boasted.
"Where did you learn these strange words?Hurry up, what's next?" Cesar, who was gradually attracted to Camilla, wanted to know what was next.
Put down the hamster Stallone. Camilla went to the roaster and took out a lump of dry solids that had been roasted black.
Look at the black lump. Cesar coaxed: "Tsk, it's baked." It's a failure!"
"Hmph, stupid mortal!" Camilla glanced at Cesar and ground it into powder by placing the black lump in the grinder.
While the machine was running, Camilla dragged the hamster Stallone to the test bench, poured a tube of molten amber into it along the small hole of the hamster's skull, and kept shaking its head so that the amber melt flowed evenly throughout the inside of the skull, forming a small sealed space.
"As I said earlier, although the brain pudding is elastic, it is easily damaged, and ordinary impact cannot destroy it, but if it breaks the skull and injures the pudding itself, it will be completely scrapped. So, I chose gold amber, which is harder than diamonds, to create a secure shield inside the skull. There is an amber seal, which not only protects the brain pudding, but also ensures that the pudding does not deteriorate. Camilla boasted.
"You're invincible!" said Cesar in admiration.
"Hmph, the next step is very important, look at it! The previous qiē, you can participate in the future, or even complete it independently, only this step, I must come!" Camilla said solemnly.
With that, she jumped off the test bench, took out a small basin, and then added milk and all kinds of sweets, and finally Camilla opened her mouth and spat out a pile of white cloth products, silk fabrics, socks, underwear, and trousers......
"Hmm, isn't this my sister's little white suspender?Camilla!You stole it all?!Damn, you're the culprit!You know, Doroku always thought I was the underwear thief!You scumbag, pay me for your innocence!" Seeing the long-stolen underwear and pants, Cesar scolded.
"Cut, do you think Dorothy is really angry?
Camilla gave Cesar a blank look, then opened her mouth wide and let out a puff of aroma. This is a special essence that she has condensed in her body after drinking perfume for a long time, the Death Spice, a fragrance that transforms the cloth into the Death Shroud.
After sucking in enough death spices, the little inner and small suspender soaked in milk were finally transformed into a shroud, and reacted with the oxidative epoxy of the milk to be bleached, and finally torn into wisps by Carmilla and set aside.
And at this moment, the amber inside the skull has also condensed, and the black hard lump in the crusher has also been ground into powder, and the qiē material is ready, and finally the last step has arrived.
With a black technology needle will ' Colorful brain pudding' is completely injected into the skull, sealing the gap between the skull with the remaining amber, mixing a large amount of gold sand and fruity hard candy with the internal organs, spices and black powder, and pouring all of them into the empty belly to ensure that there are no gaps, injecting all the plasma drink mixed with blood nectar into the blood vessels, and then using Cesar's secret technique of death to stitch the corpse to correct the bones of the whole body; the last step, wrapping the cute and cute hamster with a milk perfume shroud, making it into a white mummy, and using red jam to draw the trademark of the cat and flies on the shroud, a delicious secret private hamster is formed!
Of course, this is not the most complete mummy, because it is still raw and inedible! In order to raise all of its attributes to the highest level, and all parts of the body become one, one more step is needed.
If it is an ordinary undead, you only need to use blood honey to make it grow again and repair a slight dark wound, but all parts of this mummy are too advanced, and a bottle of blood honey can no longer make up for it, so there is this last step. As if entering a furnace, a qiē crack melts and becomes a flawless body again.
"Come out, end the big oven!" Camilla shouted, summoning a giant oven.
Coated with honey, gummies, spices, olive oil, and mint leaves, Camilla closed the lid excitedly and turned it to the highest heat. As long as it is baked like this, all the crevices, cracks, and dark wounds will be repaired by the dissolved syrup......
While barbecuing, Camilla also took the time to draw out the technique of resuscitating the dead. Because she is a mummy, she seems to have been born with a mutated mummy template, and with just a few scribbles, a resuscitation technique that perfectly fits the hamster is formed. If Camilla has a talent, it is 'mummification-making' and 'mummification painting'......
Seeing Camilla's delicate drawing of the perfect technique, Cesar, who often calculates for a week to get the 7o% correct technique, has a suicidal impulse. It's so unfair to make a mutated mummy like a cook, and then draw the perfect resurrection technique casually! Speaking of which, Ceylon Big 6 is never fair......
Half an hour later, a fragrant and sweet mummy was baked! the smell of fruit, honey, candy, milk, roast meat...... This thing shouldn't be a hamster mummy, but a fairy chicken!
Punching the trademark resurrection technique into the mummy, the tasty hamster dressed in bandages jumped up with a carp, and then gave Camilla a Nazi military salute, and said, "Cat No. 1, I've seen Camilla!
...... (To be continued!)
ps: Celebrating 100 chapters, the birth of 'Cat No. 1'! 4,000-word chapter, full of love. Thank you to 'Wandering in the Sea of Books', 'Lazy Ying Long', 'qii1inn', 'Angel 5714o9', 'Frost Weaver', ahhh In addition, I would like to thank 'Angel 574o9' and 'One hundred and eight pack abs' for the tips, as well as the evaluation votes for 'Living Alone'. The world is really full of good and lewd!