Chapter 13 Lao Tzu has a big sausage

There are all kinds of people in the Shrek Seven Monsters, the handsome ones are Tang San, the beautiful ones are Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, the obscene ones are Oscar and Ma Hongjun, and the mighty ones are Dai Mubai. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

After Tang San finished introducing them, Dongfang Mi immediately beckoned everyone to sit down.

The maid of the restaurant immediately served the wine and food, Dongfang Mi sat on the main seat, Qin Yu was on the left side, and the Shrek Seven Monsters were on the other side.

The entire ninth floor was wrapped up in a small house, but no one bothered, Dongfang Miao poured a glass of wine, raised it and said: "Everyone can get together here, it is also fate, the one on my side is the third son of the prince of Qin, called Qin Yu." ”

Qin Yu stood up, raised his wine glass, and said with a smile: "I respect you." ”

Tang San and the others immediately stood up, raised their wine glasses, and drank them with a smile.

Dongfang Mi also drank a cup of wine, and said happily: "You are all talents, I have long heard Tang San say that you have long had the heart to make friends, but the time is not right." When I see you today, it can be regarded as the fulfillment of one of my wishes, and this palace respects you. ”

Dai Mubai, the eldest of the Shrek Seven Monsters, stood up and said with a smile: "The name of the thirteenth princess can be said to be thunderous to a few of us, and I have long wanted to meet the princess to see how beautiful the princess who is known as the color of the country is. ”

Dongfang Mi pursed his lips and smiled, accepted this compliment, and looked outside, it was still early: "Everyone can eat something first, and when the moonlight is a little darker and the lantern festival begins, how about I take everyone to see Bai Xin'er, who is called the White Family?"

Bai Xin'er, as soon as she heard this name, the most excited among the Shrek Seven Monsters was Ma Hongjun, whose fat little face was full of excitement: "Bai family, can the princess enter the white family's jade boat?"

Bai Xin'er's jade boat is not for anyone to go up, there must be an invitation, otherwise even if you are the prime minister, you will not be able to enter.

The last time the white family arrived, the image that the appearance brought to everyone was extremely profound, and everyone who saw it said that this was the most charming woman in the world, and a look could hook off a man's soul.

So Ma Hongjun is looking forward to it, his martial soul is flawed, he needs to put out the fire often, women are indispensable, he has slept with the women in the hook bar, slept with some women, but he has not slept with the world's famous 'everyone'.

Seeing Ma Hongjun like this, the corners of Tang San's mouth twitched, and he suppressed Ma Hongjun with his backhand, and said with a burdenful smile: "He was joking." ”

Ma Hongjun's private affairs are clear to several people, and he is out of sight and out of mind on weekdays, but at this moment, he still feels ashamed in front of the thirteenth princess.

Dongfang Mi waved her hand, of course she knew the problem of Ma Hongjun's body, the mutated martial spirit, or the phoenix, she was born with a very strong fire, and she had to put out the fire every few days, so she didn't care at all: "After we finish eating, it is estimated that the jade boat of the Bai family will be opened, and when the time comes, you can follow me in, you can meet a lot of young masters, find out in advance, after all, the next court will hold a 'young talent competition', you can also understand it in advance." ”

Ma Hongjun immediately smiled: "Thank you, princess, I'll go in with you." ”

Ma Hongjun said this, and the rest of the people had no choice but to nod their heads and agree to follow Dongfang to take a look.

Qin Yu also had no opinion, after all, he had been away from the Great Yong Dynasty for so long, and he didn't know how powerful the masters of the younger generation here were, so it would be good to have a chance to see it.

A dinner for both guests and hosts, everyone talked and laughed, all of them were young people, and they were quickly released.

Even Oscar performed an act of turning into a sausage on the spot, completely suppressing Dongfang Mi and Qin Yu.

The voice of 'Lao Tzu has a little sausage' is matched with Oscar's lewd expression, squinted peach blossom eyes, and a face full of stubble, no matter how you look at it, it looks like an extremely obscene middle-aged uncle tempting his little sister.

Dongfang Mi was speechless on the spot, and Qin Yu raised his wine glass in a daze.

Tang San and the others didn't know what to say when they saw this scene, so they immediately joined forces to suppress Oscar, and then apologized with a weak smile.

Dongfang Mi shook his head, and said to Oscar with a very burdened look: "Don't perform this on the surface of children in the future, you will be killed." ”

Oscar turned embarrassed and put the small sausage in his mouth and chewed it.

Dongfang Mi immediately collapsed, closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it again.

Tang San said with a smile: "When we first met Oscar, we were also scared, and then we were able to ignore it after a long period of running-in. ”

Xiao Wu also said: "Don't look at this is very obscene, but when you are fighting, this is the life-saving thing, the effect is very good, with a few sausages, the opponent will definitely not be able to kill you." ”

Qin Yu waved his hand and said with an interested expression: "When I was a child, I heard about martial soul cultivation, it is completely different from the Immortal Dao, the division of labor is clear, and the food department is nothing more than some normal martial souls, like him, I have seen it for the first time, and it is still full of magic." ”

Oscar immediately said: "Because I am not common, it is precious, with me, you can be invincible when you fight, do you want to have a few." ”

Qin Yu thought about it, and actually nodded in agreement: "Okay." ”

Dongfang Mi looked at it in shock, so heavy?

Tang San and the others also looked at it in surprise.

Ma Hongjun has been eating, and immediately squirted out when he heard the words: "The first time you saw this guy, you dared to eat his little sausage?"

Dai Mubai was also surprised: "It took us a week to adapt to it, and then we slowly accepted it, you are so strong." ”

Qin Yu said indifferently: "I'm the person who likes to try different things the most, since this is so amazing what you said, and I also have injuries on my body, let's try it and see the effect." ”

Oscar was surprised: "Are you hurt?"

Qin Yu nodded: "I was injured, but it is not in the way, and I need to recuperate for more than half a month." ”

Oscar immediately clasped his hands together and chanted the incantation: "Lao Tzu has a big sausage." ”

'Poof'

A large sausage jumped out of Oscar's hand, Oscar immediately took it and handed it to Qin Yu, a pair of peach blossom eyes blinked: "Take it, this is a good thing, it is really good for your injury." ”

Dongfang Mi looked at it speechlessly, the big sausage seemed to be very similar to something in a man, she got goosebumps when she looked at it, it seemed that after becoming a woman, her heart had completely become a woman, and she was no longer suitable for such dirty topics and scenes.

Qin Yu was stunned, looking at the big sausage that was several times larger than the small sausage, this was the same as something from the **** post-man.

This...... The impact is ten times greater than that of a small sausage.

Qin Yu was really hard to talk about for a while.

Dongfang Mi said: "Eat it and see, it should be helpful for your injury." ”

She wouldn't eat it, but she wanted to see what Qin Yu's expression was when she ate it. (To be continued.) )