Chapter 996: The Beauty's Clothes Were Stolen
Phantom Cloud's body shook violently, this was the first time the king had called him son. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
That's right, after all, no matter how important Su Mad is to him, he is not the king's son after all, and Phantom Cloud is the king's son!
"Father is old, this throne will be yours sooner or later, your brothers and brothers are not talented, some means are unfortunately not used in the right way, they are just some literati, they can only make a fuss on the pen, and when it comes to the critical moment, it is just the meat on the chopping block you said. ”
"But you're different, you now have at least one-third of the soldiers and horses of our Great Fire Country, and there are many people with high cultivation, plus the black-clothed national teacher also supports you, so you don't need to do anything at all, just wait honestly. ”
Phantom Cloud was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that the king had already thought of letting him inherit the throne!
If he can inherit the throne, Phantom Cloud is almost satisfied, but today Su Mad really embarrassed him, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, but he still didn't show it in front of the king, and immediately stated that he would definitely behave in the future.
Here, the king and Phantom Cloud talked about the relationship between father and son, while on the other hand, Su Mad took Kaloulou to his so-called mansion and talked to Kaloulou about his physical affairs.
"Haha, your house seems to be much better than the one that His Majesty has given me, and it seems that your position in the love must be extraordinary. ”
"Hmph, it's just a pawn of others. Su laughed at himself.
Kaloulou was not stupid, his eyes flashed, and he said with a smile: "Indeed, after all, you are not Phantom Cloud, he is the son of the king, but Su Mad, you are a chess piece that he doesn't dare to provoke and dare not throw, and such a chess piece is rare." ”
Su laughed wildly and stopped talking about these unhappy things with Kaloulou.
The two entered the room, and someone immediately came to greet them, and at the same time, Su Mad and Kaloulou walked to the door, and before they could enter, they heard a girl roaring loudly from inside, as if she was reprimanding something.
As soon as Su Mad entered, he found that Liu Xiang'er was discussing with a group of 'sisters' with great interest the way to run a family.
And there were male waiters all around, almost standing pitifully there as if they were assigned tasks, Su Mad thought to himself that you are too bad, you actually oppressed our male compatriots, and without saying a word, you went up directly to administer justice.
"What's the matter? I just went out, and you turned the house upside down?"
"Su Mad are you back so soon?" Liu Xiang'er asked with wide eyes and surprise, not answering Su Mad at all.
"If I don't come back, I'm afraid this family will become a feminist society. Su Mad joked, because under Liu Xiang'er's 'hegemony', those female waiters obviously became young grandmothers, and the male waiters were used as dogs.
After patting her head, Liu Xiang'er knew that Su Mad had misunderstood, so she immediately explained.
"It's not like this, we have a theft here!" Liu Xiang'er said loudly, Su Yan was slightly surprised, thinking that such a well-protected place would also attract thieves?
"Xiaohong's underwear was stolen, I came to find out the murderer, it's really perverted, this kind of person stays in our house, how can our female compatriots rest assured?" Liu Xiang'er shouted menacingly, and Su Mad understood why a group of male compatriots were the same as criminals.
"Ahem, then you can't treat our male compatriots like this, it's too undignified. ”
"Then what do you have to do?" asked Liu Xiang'er.
"Let's search it directly, I think it's more convenient. Su Mad said directly, Liu Xiang'er was instantly depressed, she just persuaded the thief to take the initiative to stand up and implement ideological education, but Su Mad is good, search people directly, I really don't know who doesn't respect the 'male compatriots'.
To be honest, Su Mad still attaches great importance to this kind of thing, because it is too dirty at this time, and it is very likely to develop into a potential threat.
"What's the matter, if you stand up and admit it now, I won't punish you, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless. Su asked in a cold voice, and the male waiters were scared for a while, but still no one stood up.
"Hmph, it's really not a coffin and you don't shed tears, and you don't give up until the Yellow River!" Liu Xiang'er roared loudly, roaring very domineeringly, rolling up her sleeves and wanting to go up to search her body, Su Mad patted her little buttocks and said: "Stupid, do you think people have stolen things and put them in their pockets?
Liu Xiang'er felt that her buttocks were about to be slapped into eight petals, and she screamed in pain in an instant and chased after Su Mad to take revenge, and the attendants around her were all laughed at, and Kaloulou stood in place and petrified.
Thinking about his mother, what is the situation in Su Mad's family?
"Su Mad, come over here. Kaloulou suddenly beckoned to Su Mad at this time, and at this time those waiters noticed this small pudding of more than one meter.
Su Mad stopped Liu Xiang'er, stretched out his hand and carried her up, laughed and walked back and said, "Solve this crazy girl, wait until I finish dealing with this matter, and then I will heal you, don't worry." ”
"No, Su Mad, I'm not asking you to heal me, I want to tell you that my sense of smell is very sensitive, and if you want to find something missing, I can help you. ”
"Ah, Su Mad do you still have such a powerful friend?" Liu Xiang'er stopped messing around, her eyes widened instantly, and after a while, she found that she was still lying on Su Maan's shoulder, so she made a fuss again.
Those waiters couldn't help it, and their stomachs hurt from laughing.
Where does Liu Xiang'er look like a housekeeper? Almost like Su Mad's daughter, Kaloulou had never encountered this situation when he was in the Heavenly Dao Temple before, and his head was big when he ascended.
"Okay, since Kaloulou has a way, it's easy to do, you dead girl just came to my house to bully our male compatriots, and you have to search your body? ”
As she spoke, Sue slapped her ass again.
Liu Xiang'er was slapped and yelled again, and shouted that it was obviously you who said that you wanted to search your body.
Cold sweat broke out on Kaloulou's forehead, and his forehead was covered with black lines......
This is the situation in the home of Su Mad whom he admires, originally Kaloulou thought that he would find all kinds of practice rooms as soon as he came in.
Putting Liu Xiang'er down, Su Mad asked casually, "Which girl lost her underwear?"
"It's Xiaohong, that's it. Liu Xiang'er suddenly remembered that Su Mad didn't know who Xiaohong was, and although she wanted to take revenge after being put down by Su Mad , she still decided to use the method of 'it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years'.
Xiaohong was very shy, and she didn't dare to look up at Su Mad when she was pulled out by Liu Xiang'er, a domineering woman.
Ka Loulou nodded, walked over slowly, raised his head slightly, his nose was just a little above Xiaohong's waist, sniffed for a while, and finally nodded: "It's okay." ”
"Is this okay?" Liu Xiang'er asked in shock, Xiaohong was also very curious, her underwear was worn inside, could it be that Kaloulou could smell the ...... 'smell' inside?
Thinking of this, Xiao Hong's face turned even redder, and Liu Xiang'er didn't seem to notice this at all, and immediately asked Kaloulou to find out who the real murderer was.
Su Mad couldn't help but patted Kaloulou on the shoulder, and said with emotion: "Dude, I really didn't know you had such a rebellious skill, but you have to be cautious, otherwise you may be chased and beaten for a few streets." ”
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in women. Kaloulou said indifferently, and instantly countless strange eyes looked over, Liu Xianger was even more strange, she didn't look at Kaloulou, but looked at Su Mad instead!
"Dead girl, what do you want!" Su made a gesture to slap Liu Xiang'er's ass again, but Liu Xiang'er immediately ran away and mixed in with the waitress.
"I don't think I'm of the same race as you, so I don't feel it. Kaloulou scratched his head and explained, everyone suddenly laughed, this Kaloulou really didn't seem to be of the same race as them.
"Alright, now you can go find the robber. ”
Kaloulou responded, first smelled Su Mad, and found that there was no problem, so he walked towards the male waiters.
"I'll go, you're too disappointed in Kaloulou to doubt me?"
"Hehe, treat everyone equally, that's convincing. Ka Loulou said with a smile, and has begun to investigate one by one.
Xiaohong waited a little nervously, and at the same time didn't know how to face the robber, after all, she was very familiar with these male waiters, if this matter was exposed......
"No, I don't. Kaloulou shook his head helplessly, he thought for the first time that he had smelled it wrong, but he tried again, but it still didn't.
"Of course, they won't take it with them, maybe they're hiding it in their room. Liu Xiang'er regained her words and said proudly, but Ka Loulou shook her head: "Impossible, there is no cultivation here, and it is impossible to hide that smell, so as long as I have touched those clothes, the smell will not be eliminated in a short time, I can detect it, but I am very curious...... None of them are the people we are looking for. ”
Hiss......
The waitresses were horrified, could it be that there was a hidden man hidden in this house?
"Hmph, they didn't steal it, who is it? It must be that your nose is not good, forget it, let's search one by one." Liu Xiang'er said domineeringly, but Su Mad waved his hand to stop it: "Don't make a mess, I still believe in Kaloulou's ability, and besides, you think it's a man who steals clothes, or maybe you women did it yourself." ”
"What? We women did it ourselves?"
"Yes, look at you as a man, maybe there is too much male hormone secretion, so ......" Su said with a wicked smile and staring at Liu Xiang'er, this girl instantly felt that she was going to be looked at, and quickly covered her body, and said angrily; "Okay, you let him try, I want to see if he can't find anything else to say." ”
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