Chapter 21: Three Wastes Dream
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Qin Xiao crossed Erlang's legs, ate Qing'er's peeled lotus canopies, and listened to Luo Buqi's serious report. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
According to the young master's orders, his subordinates threw the four corpses of the Wushuang Hou family, plus the thirteen bodies of the Gou family, on the moat together, and then released the water to wash them to the riverbank. Everything is unaware......"
"Will this be useful?" Qing'er wondered, "Anyone with a little bit of brains will doubt the truth of the matter." Wushuang Hou has the strength to kill these thirteen people?"
"Hey, hey, hey...... You don't understand that. If the Gu family doesn't have the strength, our Qin family will have the strength? We don't need the Gu family to believe it, as long as the Gu family suspects and makes the Gu family panic, it's enough. Wushuang Hou must have been tossed a lot at this moment. He shouldn't have the energy to target our Qin family again for the time being. We need this buffer time now!"
As he was talking, Du Erkang and Pan Sanwei rushed in, and when they saw Qin Xiao, they couldn't help but say something, and dragged them out. Du Erkang was full of wine, and muttered: "Let's go, I haven't been to the natural residence for a few days, I heard that there is a new chef there, and his skills are top-notch...... Damn, the birds are fading out of Lao Tzu's mouth. Let's not get drunk today, let's get drunk and rest!"
Pan San couldn't help but nod, dragging Qin Xiao's other arm, staggering, also drunk.
"Exactly...... That, that Sikong Xin...... This time, we must watch closely, and we must not be preempted. ”
Qin Xiao didn't say a word, put his arm on the shoulders of the two, and walked towards the door.
Luo Buqi smiled very manly, looked like he understood in seconds, and strode away. Qing'er frowned and snorted coldly: "Man, there is no good thing!"
The three wastes of the imperial capital swaggered all the way through the market, provoking the sideways eyes of passers-by. The three wastes didn't care at all, and they staggered happily, knocking down a few stalls and scaring away how many women from good families were scared......
Two teams of beauties lined up at the entrance of the natural residence as usual to welcome them. Seeing the three wastes stumbling over, the beauties hurriedly greeted them and carried the three wastes upstairs.
Aunt Qing saw Qin Xiao from a distance, the corners of her mouth were crooked, and her heart was drumming. Why is this scourge coming again? Last time, I almost destroyed the building to the Word Refining Guild. Fortunately, the person behind Miss Sikong came forward, so that the danger was turned into a disaster, and there was no danger.
She quickly regained her professional smile and strode towards the three wastes.
Anyway, these three guys can't be guilty. Besides, the three wastes have never been stingy with silver. This is also an important reason why they like girls.
Aunt Qing smiled and beckoned the three wastes to take a seat. Command the little guy to let the new chef get a few good dishes as soon as possible. No matter how busy the cook is, be sure to put the three sons' drinks and food in front.
Du Erkang looked at Aunt Qing dimly, his eyes were blank and dim, and his voice was still clear: "That, that...... Miss Sikong, arrange for us...... Arrange ......"
"Don't worry!" Aunt Qing pressed Du Erkang's shoulder, and quietly pinched it, her voice was so sweet that Du Erkang almost collapsed on the chair, "A few sons are here, dare not wait?" A few of them are eating and drinking first, and the Sikong girl is dressing up, and she will come after a while!"
Aunt Qing trembled in her heart. Two days ago, almost someone was going to die. How can you not follow them now? Besides, Miss Sikong does not reject them. In the past two days, I have even mentioned the three wastes many times, maybe I still like their tune?
Aunt Qing waited for the wine and food to come up, so she came out cautiously to avoid disturbing them.
The three of them shouted, argued, and made noise...... Three teachings and nine streams, street talks, astronomy and geography...... Everything flowed out of their mouths, and like a gust of wind, it dispersed without a trace. Then, another topic sparked another burst of saliva and spittle.
Qin Xiao looked at the drunken and drunken two brothers, and his heart was blocked for a while. This kind of drunken life and dreaming of death, buying wine and getting drunk is not like the pursuit of the two of them. With intuition, Qin Xiao felt that they should all have stories in their hearts.
After three rounds of drinking, the cups and plates on the table are messy, and it is bleak. The three wastes all lay on their backs in their chairs, too lazy to move.
"I said, have you thought about the future?" Qin Xiao smashed his mouth, wiped his greasy lips with his hand, and squinted at the two of them.
"Isn't that the future?" Du Erkang smiled, "My future is to have wine to drink every day, and I can get drunk every day!"
"I ...... Belch...... Agree...... Belch. Pan Sanwei hiccuped a few times in a row, his big belly was bulging, and he trembled a few times, "Eat and drink well, drink well and eat well...... It's the future. ”
Qin Xiao became serious, sat upright, and said solemnly: "I mean serious." If you had a choice, what would you think?"
Pan Sanwei struggled to support his small eyes that were squeezed into a slit by his facial muscles, squinted at Qin Xiao for a few breaths, and finally confirmed that Qin Xiao was not joking, so he straightened his clothes and said with a smile: "No one is born destined to eat and die." But I have to, and I have to...... A pig-like life is my destined fate!"
Pan Sanwei's eyes gradually turned red, I don't know if it was caused by the impact of alcohol.
"Zhendong Hou is famous. Zhendonghou's children must also be tiger fathers without dogs! And I am not! Zhendonghou has six wives on his face. In fact, the real situation is that there are five ladies and one concubine. He had seven sons and five daughters. If I hadn't been a dog, I would have been thrown into the wilderness! No reason, for my mother is the concubine who is not allowed to be called Madame!"
"The Hou of Zhendong guards the frontier, but he can't control the Hou Mansion. Only by becoming a waste, a big waste, can I survive in the family of deceit and intrigue, and can I ensure that our mother and son can still live a long time...... So I've got to eat...... Keep eating......"
Qin Xiao and Du Erkang looked at Pan Sanwei dumbfounded. It turns out that this thing lives so sadly?
Du Erkang slipped down from the chair with a bang, pulled Pan Sanwei's meaty hand, and whispered, "Sanwei, I'...... I'm not going to bully you anymore...... Damn it...... I'm not human...... I ......"
Pan Sanwei patted Du Erkang's hand and smiled miserably: "Brother...... Fortunately, I still have you two brothers...... Otherwise, I won't be able to sustain myself until today......"
He looked at Qin Xiao with a solemn expression: "I am also a person with dreams. My biggest hobby is doing business, I want to be a big boss, I want to have a lot of money, I want to become the Blue Dragon Empire, no, I want to become the richest person in the Soul Martial Continent! I want to use money to smash those who look down on me! I want to make the Marquis of Zhendong prostrate under my money!"
Pan Sanwei is categorical. Little stars gradually flashed in his eyes. The light of hope lit up in his eyes.
The three of them were silent for a long time.
Du Erkang coughed and laughed dryly, and shrank back into the chair unnaturally. Looking at the expectant eyes of Qin Xiao and the others, he smiled bitterly: "Why are you looking at me like this......? Well, I say. ”
"My father's name is Zi Zi Hou. This name was given by His Majesty the Emperor. My dad is also worthy of this name, all he knows all day is raising flowers and birds, playing and singing. He doesn't ask about national affairs, and he never gets involved in partisan disputes. And no one took him seriously...... Of course, that's what my dad was for. ”
"No one knows my father's sorrow. In the dead of night, he often sat alone in a daze and sat stupidly until dawn. When I was getting a little bit of a human being, my father told me that there were only two ways to live as his son, one was crazy and the other was stupid. I don't know why, but I believe in my dad. All these years, I was crazy and stupid, crazy. It looks happy, but it's ...... I, wow!"
Du Erkang held the wine jug, unconsciously poured a few more sips, and muttered: "Duyun Erkang idiot, who understands the taste?"
The room fell silent.
Qin Xiao carried the wine jug and slammed it with Erkang, raised his neck and poured it violently. Pan Sanwei was silent, grabbed a chicken leg, and bit it violently.
"What if...... I mean if. If I have the opportunity, I will become the number one assassin in the world! I will form an assassination group to kill all the enemies of my Du family, so that my father will raise his eyebrows, and kill all the wicked people in the world, so that all the humiliated people who are powerless to resist can live freely!"
Du Erkang's eyes suddenly lit up. The whole person immediately changed his temperament, and he was no longer the original drunkard who was crooked and slanted, with improper eyebrows and eyes. Suddenly, he was a fierce and incomparable sword light, murderous and awe-inspiring, and the cold light was piercing.
"Good!"
Qin Xiao and Pan Sanwei stood up in awe. Unexpectedly, Du Erkang still has such pride and ambition in his bones!
After a while, Du Erkang raised his neck and grunted a few times. After a few sips of wine, he immediately returned to his usual scoundrel appearance.
Qin Xiao grabbed a handful of peanuts, chewed them rattle, and swallowed them comfortably. He took a sip of wine and said lightly: "My Qin Xiao's dream is to become the most powerful master in the world and fight invincible opponents all over the world." No matter in heaven or earth, I am the only one. All the ghosts, all the demons and monsters, all the evils of flies and dogs, there is nothing to hide in front of me Qin Xiao!"
"I want this day to do the way according to my will, I want this earth to follow my steps, I want this heaven and earth to order, let me decide!"
Du Erkang and Pan San looked at Qin Xiao, first shocked, then surprised, and then burst into violent laughter......
"Hahahaha...... Laugh and laugh, you can really do stand-up comedy. We're laughing to death...... Hahahaha...... I'm not afraid of flashing my tongue with big words......"
The two of them clutched their stomachs, patted the back of their chairs vigorously, and stomped the floor with one foot, eager to collapse it.
Knock knock!
Someone downstairs banged on the ceiling with something. There were bursts of protest.
Qin Xiao shouted to the little guy to ask for a pen and paper, and wrote for a while, and a sword duel was completed. Qin Xiao handed the sword duel to Du Erkang and said, "I am fortunate to meet a famous master, this is the swordsmanship formula given to me by the master." You are used to using a sword, and it is more suitable to use a sword to be a killer. ”
Du Erkang looked at the sword duel suspiciously. He didn't believe that Qin Xiao could come up with any high-level sword duel. Even, Qin Xiao actually wrote a sword duel silently, and Du Erkang was extremely suspicious. This kid is as squishy as I am, when will he endorse it?