Chapter 54: Then I'll be above board
Ye Wuji's scoundrel appearance failed to anger the two disciples. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The two disciples said to the girl with a serious face, don't pay attention to Ye Wuji, this guy is a hooligan. After speaking, it was really not reasonable to ignore Ye Wuji.
Ye Wuji smiled, these two guys really don't know what to say.
Judging by the reaction to this, these two people don't look like fools either. I also know how to use my own annoyance to please the girl.
However, why can't they think about it, why would this girl be so confident and bold to come to the depths of this mountain forest with the two of them? Could these two guys really think that they are handsome and alarm the sect elders? Let this girl, who is obviously not so simple, choose the two of them to play an adventure game together like a nymphomaniac?
Thinking of this, Ye Wuji couldn't help but shake his head, in this world, there is nothing to organize the stupid person who has a crystal worm on the brain.
That is, I met myself, or the fate of these two guys, I can't imagine it.
Ye Wuji was not interested in talking nonsense with them, anyway, this operation seemed to be very safe now. The reinforcements behind this girl have been easily solved by themselves. Then again, even if the girl's sister and the two big men didn't get it done by themselves, but chased after them and formed a four-on-one, Ye Wuji was actually not very empty.
Finally, after walking another distance, the group finally reached their destination.
In front of you, there is a large cave. The entrance to the cave was pitch black, and nothing could be seen. The faces of the two disciples of the Starry Night Sect finally showed a trace of nervousness.
According to the Starry Night Sect, the task that the girl brought them to do this time is a Xuan-level task, and generally speaking, it takes at least ten people to complete it safely.
These two Starry Night Sect disciples seemed to be doing this kind of task for the first time, so of course they would be a little nervous.
Ye Wuji glanced at the girl again, and did not see any other changes on the other party's face, the girl still looked confident.
Ye Wuji smiled. This stupid little second thing, probably thought that she still had reinforcements behind, so she could seem so calm and relaxed, but unfortunately she didn't know. Her reinforcements have been dealt with by herself.
Ye Wuji coughed lightly and said, "I said, that, what ......?"
One of the disciples of the Starry Night Sect turned his head. glanced at Ye Wuji in disgust, and said impatiently: "What, what? If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go!"
Ye Wuji said lightly: "Oh." ”
The other disciple also glanced at Ye Wuji in disgust, and squeezed out a word from his mouth: "Hmph, cumbersome!"
The two of them expressed their dissatisfaction and contempt for Ye Wuji, seeing that Ye Wuji did not resist, they thought that Ye Wuji was afraid, and felt a little relieved.
The pride is written on the face even more, and the more it is written, the bigger it gets. Breathing also increases.
Suddenly, the faces of the two people changed. frowned, and said, "This ...... What does it smell like?"
After speaking, the two of them immediately reached out to cover their mouths and turned their heads to look at Ye Wuji.
The girl also frowned, and also turned her head to stare at Ye Wuji.
Ye Wuji smiled, "What's wrong? Everyone, is there anything wrong?"
As soon as Ye Wuji said this, he immediately annoyed the two disciples of the Starry Night Sect. Isn't this a sincere attempt to find fault? Really when the two brothers are easy to bully?
The hand covering his mouth was released, and he opened his mouth to scold: "You ugly boy, you dare to play Lao Tzu, see if Lao Tzu is not ......"
The disciple who spoke. Before he could finish his words, he suddenly rolled his eyes and fainted on the ground.
The other disciple of the Starry Night Sect saw it and immediately became anxious. He grabbed the disciple, then shook his body violently, and yelled: "Brother, brother, what's wrong with you? Brother, wake up!"
Ye Wuji smiled softly, wiped his nose, and said, "Oops." You look, you look, this physical fitness ...... It's too bad......"
The sober disciple of the Starry Night Sect was immediately furious, pointed at Ye Wuji's nose, and shouted, "You dare to use three indiscriminate means to harm my brother?
Ye Wuji smiled and provoked: "Oh, why can't you spare me? I'm here, do you want to do it now?"
When the girl saw this, she seemed to be a little unbearable, and just wanted to open her mouth to prevent the conflict from breaking out between the two people. Suddenly, I found that the disciple of the Starry Night Sect was also starting to feel a little wrong.
I saw that the disciple of the Starry Night Sect shook his head, blinked his eyelids vigorously, and said, "You ...... You guy, you actually use three indiscriminate ......"
Ye Wuji smiled and said, "What do you call this? What do you mean by the means of the three indiscriminate? I just let out a normal fart, this is called the means of the three indiscriminate? Which of you doesn't have to fart? Hmm? You say, which of you can not fart?"
The Starry Night Sect disciple covered his mouth and nose again, attacking with Ye Wuji's poisonous gas, of course, he couldn't speak, he could only stare dryly, glaring at Ye Wuji.
Ye Wuji continued to laugh and said, "You don't have to stare at me like this, you can't find fault with me, you can control the heavens and the earth, you can still control my fart?
The girl also covered her mouth and nose tightly and did not speak.
Ye Wuji didn't care about that, and teased again: "Besides, just now you made me fart and let it go, but now it's blaming me - what is the reason?"
"Hmm...... Hmm...... "The disciple of the Starry Night Sect was so angry that his body couldn't stop trembling, obviously he was very excited.
Finally, a gust of wind blew, and the disciple sensed that the smell might have dissipated, withdrew the hand covering his mouth, and scolded: "You kid, you are looking for death! Look at grandpa, how I killed this grandson!"
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to come up and beat Ye Wuji.
Ye Wuji just smiled faintly and said, "Oh." ”
Speaking lightly, it seems that he does not put things in the freehand appearance of appreciation.
The disciple rushed halfway, his face changed again, and he said angrily: "You guy, you don't even have a sound when you fart, it's really insidious!" After speaking, he immediately covered his mouth and nose again.
Ye Wuji smiled: "This is simply unreasonable, fart has no sound, it has become insidious-is it, does it have to be the kind of earth-shaking fart to be called a righteous gentleman?"
Ye Wuji sneered. The disciple of the Starry Night Sect was even more angry.
The girl frowned frequently. Here today, she still has something to do, and this Ye Wuji is too out of tune. If this serial fart is put on like this, then they don't need to carry out her plan today to complete this mission?
When the girl thought of this, she wanted to fan the wind and fan the smell away. Then he said good words to Ye Wuji and wanted to persuade him. Let Ye Wuji receive his magical powers, so that he can continue to do the task.
But he never expected that the disciple of the Starry Night Sect was still not convinced.
He took out the price of choking on a mouthful of "poisonous gas", opened his big mouth, and sprayed angrily at Ye Wuji: "You bastard bastard, are you still reasonable? Smoke us with poison gas here? Smoke my brother down, and you are still quibbling here-yes, I will tell you here that you fart like you." It just doesn't work!"
The girl's brows furrowed even higher, if this guy continues like this, won't he have to fight with Ye Wuji? In that case, his plan will really not be able to proceed, and the task to be held will definitely require three decoys to act as cannon fodder.
To put it in a cliché, "No one is missing." ”
In a situation like the present, as it continues, not to mention that no one is missing—it is estimated that no one should be left behind. How can you do that, you've come here, do you have to commit yourself later?
The girl thought of this. I just wanted to stop it again.
Unexpectedly, Ye Wuji worked again at this time.
I only heard Ye Wuji laugh and said, "Okay." Since you have said so, brother, then brother, I will change my past mistakes today, be a normal person, and be a fair and upright man!"
The disciple of the Starry Night Sect and the girl all changed their faces when they heard Ye Wuji's words. Instinctively, he took a step back, glared, and asked Ye Wuji, "...... you What do you want to do?"
Ye Wuji laughed loudly: "Be a righteous gentleman." ”
As soon as the girl wanted to ask, she asked Ye Wuji what she wanted to do, but Ye Wuji had already done it.
I only heard a loud bang that shook the sky, resounding in the valley. The rocks were shaken, a gust of wind blew, and a flock of frightened birds flew up from the woods and flew into the distance.
The disciple of the Starry Night Sect felt as if his ears had been struck on it with a sledgehammer, and he felt that his ears felt like he had been hit by someone with a gong. Immediately there was a ringing in the ears, buzzing.
The girl's cultivation didn't seem to be low, and she didn't receive much of an impact, but she seemed to have been a little uncomfortable by Ye Wuji's loud noise, and it took a long time to recover.
The girl finally made a bitter face and begged Ye Wuji for mercy: "Big brother, don't do it, if you continue to do this, we won't be able to complete today's task - it also costs money to get that task, and if you do this, it will be difficult for the little sister to do it." ”
As he spoke, he looked like he was about to cry.
Ye Wuji's heart softened at that time, and said with a smile: "That's the case, then, you guys are ready, I still have one shot, and when it's over, we'll set off." ”
The girl's face almost changed: "Huh?
Ye Wuji smiled awkwardly: "That's it." ”
......
Inside the cave, it was indeed very dark.
The group had already lit torches and walked into the depths. Due to Ye Wuji's serial farts, this operation was delayed for a lot of time, and it took half an hour for the disciple who was affected by Ye Wuji's tinnitus to regain his ear power.
And the disciple who was knocked down by Ye Wuji can be regarded as a blessing in disguise. Seeing that her plan might be in vain, the girl took out the battle potion that she had used to save her life, and only then did she save the disciple from a coma.
That girl's flesh hurts, but there is no way, who let her meet Ye Wuji.
After some experience, the girl also had a bad premonition in her heart. She had already discovered that Ye Wuji's strength was a bit strong, and it seemed to have exceeded her estimates.
After all, a fart can cause such a big shock, and it really can't be said that Ye Wuji is a small character. She didn't understand how a person like Ye Wuji could be just an outer disciple, and she was doubly careful of Ye Wuji.
And Ye Wuji didn't care at all, now he just wanted to see how unlucky this girl would be later.
At this time, Ye Wuji was finally able to ask what he wanted to ask. That's about the mission, about the cave.
He didn't forget what he came here to do, he came here this time to survey the terrain and prepare for the next sect competition.
Ye Wuji asked, "Will this cave also be open when the sect is in the big competition?"
The girl was surprised when she heard this, and said, "What's the matter, this senior brother, do you want to participate in the big competition of the sect?" The girl asked this, and her heart was even more apprehensive, this guy said that he was going to participate in the big competition of the sect, so it seems that he is indeed a powerful character, and this matter today seems to be difficult to handle.
Ye Wuji said: "Well, I don't want to participate either, but there is no way, who made us the people of the Star Academy?"
The girl nodded thoughtfully and said, "Well, there is no way to do this, those disciples who have backers don't want to participate, and they can only let disciples like you be cannon fodder." ”
Ye Wuji smiled and thought to himself, didn't we come here this time to be cannon fodder for you?
However, of course, Ye Wuji couldn't say it, but said with a smile: "Yes, there is no way, so I want to take this opportunity to learn more about the geography here, so as to prepare for the next big competition--it can be regarded as a rainy day." ”
The girl's heart became heavier and heavier - this guy is so careful, he doesn't look like he was born as a son, no matter how you look at it, he is an old man, and I don't know if I can succeed this time.
The girl said: "This place is called the Skull Mine Cave, and when it is in Dabi, it will also be open here, and whoever collects more ore here will get extra points, which is a very important place." ”
Ye Wuji frowned and said, "Oh? There is still such a thing?" Then it seems that this place will not be a peaceful place, and the fight must be continuous.
Should you then try to fight here, or should you find a secluded place, observe the situation on the battlefield first, and make a decision?
The girl suddenly asked, "What kind of strength do you have?"
Ye Wuji said: "I don't know, maybe......"
The girl frowned, I don't know, what do you mean?
Ye Wuji secretly despised the girl in his heart, so he wanted to take his own words and let himself reveal his strength to you? Are you too naïve? Or are you too naïve to think of me?
At the same time, Ye Wuji also made a decision, when it was time for Dabi, he would never leave his hands, only by getting more attention would he have a better chance to learn the news of the bronze dragon from this sect.
(To be continued.) )