Chapter 146: Magician

"Deal with me?"

Zhao Hetong couldn't help but be stunned after hearing this.

"yes, deal with you. ”

Tan Yu cracked the corners of his mouth and sneered, reached out and picked up a chopstick on the dining table and held it in his hand.

"See this?" Tan Yu asked with a smile and holding his chopsticks.

“......”

Zhao Hetong didn't dare to squeak, a few hours ago, he saw Tan Yu's terrifying combat power at the door of the Fiore Hotel, although he didn't quite understand what Tan Yu wanted to do when he picked up the chopsticks, but he always had a bad premonition.

Seeing that Zhao Hetong didn't dare to come out and was extremely vigilant, Tan Yu chuckled, took his chopsticks and aimed at Zhao Hetong's left shoulder blade, and poked into the void.

Almost at the same moment, Zhao Hetong's face changed drastically, and then he clutched his shoulders in pain and screamed out with a pale face.

"Ahhh!!!!hh

Pain!

It was as if something had penetrated my shoulder blades in an instant, and the pain seeped into the bone marrow. Even though his shoulder was actually unharmed, the pain was getting worse.

And Tan Yu didn't give Zhao Hetong time to rest, the chopsticks were aimed at his throat, and he poked at the void again.

"The old lady fainted because of your words, so your mouth needs to be responsible for it. ”

Tan Yu said coldly, and at the same time, a feeling of being instantly penetrated by some slender object appeared in Zhao Hetong's throat, he originally wanted to shout, but he was shocked to find that he couldn't make a sound, he couldn't even wipe the tears that came out of pain, he could only cover the non-existent wound in pain, looked at Tan Yu in horror, and moved his body behind him little by little.

"The old lady faints and you are indifferent, so your heart needs to be responsible for it. ”

Tan Yu said, aimed at Zhao Hetong's heart, and poked into the void suddenly.

Zhao Hetong's eyes rolled upward, his mouth foamed at the mouth, his legs were stretched, and his head was planted on the ground and fainted.

"Ahh?!!h

"Yes, Tan Yu, what did you do to him, he won't die, right!?" Lan Ling also looked at Tan Yu worriedly. Seeing Zhao Hetong fall to the ground like a convulsion, although Lan Ling was not very sure, he still thought that Tan Yu must have done something.

"Don't worry, the old lady has been talking about her children, even if this Zhao Hetong is no longer a person, I must return to Zhao after I fix him. Tan Yu casually threw away his chopsticks and explained lightly, "He just fainted, and he will wake up in about twenty minutes." ”

"Knocked him out?"

Hearing that Zhao Hetong was nothing serious, Lan Ling breathed a sigh of relief, after all, murder is illegal, if Tan Yu really killed someone, then Lan Ling didn't know what to do. But when she came back to her senses, she looked at Tan Yu in even more amazement, "You didn't even touch him, how did you make him faint?"

"Don't you see me waving chopsticks around?" Tan Yu began to talk nonsense, "Why is your associative ability so bad? Isn't this the same as a magician waving a magic wand?"

"Magic ...... Magician?magic wand!? Lan Ling looked at Tan Yu in disbelief at first, and only after a few seconds did a spirit come to his senses.

"No! Where did the magic come from!Less deceiving!!" Lan Ling said with round eyes, "And even if you are a magician, the magic wand you use is too cheap, and any chopstick you grab can be called a magic wand......"

"Just because I can turn chopsticks into magic wands, I'm a great magician. Tan Yu tugged at the calf without changing his face, and it was naturally impossible to say the matter of the Tianlun Sword Technique breaking the water, "You don't believe I'm a magician, right, okay, I can tell what color your underwear is today......"

"That'...... Then you can talk about it......" Lan Ling's heart panicked for a moment, and then said with some weakness.

Tan Yu, on the other hand, glanced at Lan Ling seemingly nonchalantly.

"You're ...... today. No underwear or underwear......"

"Nonsense!!" Lan Ling suddenly blushed with shame after hearing this, "I'm obviously wearing it!!"

"Wear it, then tell me what color you wear?" Tan Yu said in a seductive tone.

"Blue and white stripes...... Wow, ah!!hh

Lan Ling spoke as she should, but she reacted halfway through her words, covering her flushed face and screaming.

"Roar...... Blue and white striped ah......" Tan Yu swallowed his saliva after hearing this, thoughtful.

In fact, the current Tan Yu can achieve 'perspective' through spiritual sense, which is why Tan Yu knows that Zhao Hetong's briefcase contains condoms and sanitary napkins.

It's just that Tan Yu doesn't have the courage to see through a girl's underwear now, not that he is a decent gentleman, but because Tan Yu has been held back in the Shura world for two hundred years, don't say it's naked now, even if he sees a girl's underwear, he may not be able to control it...... What if he used his spiritual sense to see Lan Ling's underwear and pushed her on the spur of the moment......

And Zhao Hua, who had been watching Tan Yu and Lan Ling 'flirting' for a long time, looked at Tan Yu suspiciously, and then looked at Lan Ling. "Ling'er...... Could this be your boyfriend?" Zhao Hua looked at Tan Yu with a puzzled expression.

In her eyes, Lan Ling is a typical good girl, studying hard, with one of the best grades, and is also a member of the student union, and she also focuses on painting in her spare time, Lan Ling also said that she is not interested in love, but today this little boy who suddenly appeared in the private room, snatched the IOU, stunned Zhao Hetong in an unbelievable way, and told them the news that the old lady was sick, why does this little boy seem so close to Lan Ling?

"Men men men men ...... What kind of friend is my boyfriend!!"

Lan Ling, whose face was originally as red as blood, stammered a little when he spoke at the moment, "I, I, the two of us are not even friends!!"

What a joke, how could I have something to do with him!

Speaking of which, from the time he met Tan Yu to the present, he turned the topic away every time he spoke, and the two never said a few words in total.

"Eh, blue and white stripes, you really don't see anything out of sight," Tan Yu spread his hands with a wicked smile, and the black personality that he had been with Diya for a long time was exposed, "The two of us are obviously alone in the same room, and we have discussed some kind of problem deeply, how can we say that we are not friends?"

"You, you, you, who do you call Blue and White...... If you call me Smurf, don't call me that!!!" After hearing Tan Yu's words, Lan Ling shouted at Tan Yu like a cat that had been stepped on by his tail, and it seemed that he was about to scratch him, "What else is there to talk about in a lonely room and talk about problems deeply, isn't it just that you and I are talking about academic performance in the art room!!Don't talk so easily that people think about it!!"

"Auntie, you heard Lan Ling's words, the two of us are just ordinary friends. Tan Yu ignored Lan Ling, who was in a state of madness, and said to Zhao Hua with a light smile, "Auntie, when we meet for the first time, my name is Tan Yu." ”

Tan Yu restrained himself a little and stopped teasing Lan Ling. Although he felt that it seemed very interesting to tease Lan Ling, but now was not the time to do this kind of thing, although Zhao Hua and Lan Ling were a little relieved because of Tan Yu's sentence 'The old lady is not a big deal', but after all, they didn't see anyone, and the impatience in their hearts was still inevitable.

"Oh...... Friend......"

After Zhao Hua heard this, a trace of disappointment flashed in the depths of her eyes. From everything that happened just now, it is not difficult to see that Tan Yu is a very capable person, and the old lady seems to have been sent to the hospital by him after she passed out, which shows that he is a kind person, even if such a person is really Lan Ling's boyfriend, she will not mind.

"That's right, we're friends. ”

Tan Yu chuckled twice and didn't say much. He looked down and pulled out his phone and dialed a number.

"Hey, baboon, the 'Naruto Winery' on the south side of Fiorre. Tan Yu said firmly.

Female baboon?

Lan Ling and Zhao Hua were both stunned after hearing this, Tan Yu called each other like this, wouldn't the other party be angry?

Sure enough, as soon as Tan Yu's words fell, there was a roar like a tiger on the other end of the phone.

"Great ape!!Who do you call a female baboon!!" Kou Feng was furious, "Wait for me!!Arrive soon!!"