Chapter 522: I really didn't sleep with your wife
Looking at the current situation, there is no way to avoid it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Yang Jian doesn't know how strong he is?
He is the number one god of war in the heavenly realm, the god of law enforcement, and his combat power is even higher than that of Sun Wukong.
was rectified by the system, Xu Zhimo was nervous, depressed, and crazy in his heart, and at this time, the third princess Ao Cunxin and Yang Jian quarreled again.
"Woo ......"
I only heard Ao Cunxin say: "Yang Jian, today is our 1,000th wedding anniversary, and you actually annoy me." ”
"Really?"
"How did I forget. ”
Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, looked at Ao Cunxin, and frowned again: "Look at you, you don't comb your hair, you don't paint your eyebrows, you look like a yellow-faced woman, it seems to be a festive day, hum, no wonder I forgot." ”
"Woo ......"
This time, Ao Cunxin became even more angry, crying and arguing: "Yang Jian, you unkind thing, I think that at the beginning, when I chased me, I was always called Xiao Tiantian, but now that I have chased it, I will call me a yellow-faced woman instead." ”
"Is there one?"
"How did I forget again. ”
Yang Jian, who had long since lost the interest of husband and wife, was not afraid of boiling water, and said annoyedly: "What a little sweetness, even if there is, it was many years ago, I have long forgotten it." ”
"Britney......
"I'm going to you...... Puff...... Haha......"
Xu Zhimo trembled with laughter in his heart, his heart was originally crazy and collapsed, and when he heard the quarrel between Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin, he couldn't help but be happy in his heart.
In addition to scolding the system in his heart, Xu Zhimo became interesting in his heart again, Erlang God Yang Jian and the third princess of the West Sea Ao Cunxin belong to an arranged marriage, the relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious, and everyone knows it in heaven and earth, but I didn't expect that this is really the case.
"Yang Jian, you ......"
Ao Cun's heart became more and more angry: "You negative man, you actually said that you forgot, why do you remember Chang'e's birthday every year? Carefully prepare gifts every year? I know that you have always had a crush on Chang'e, for so many years, and you still have a love for her, are you still not dead? Hmph, since you treat me like this, then I also like other men, I am the third princess of the West Sea, and there are many immortals who want to pursue me......"
"You dare!"
Yang Jian shouted angrily, this is his male dignity, and he can't touch his bottom line.
Ao Cunxin said: "What do I dare not do, you dare to steal women, why can't I steal men?"
"Yellow-faced woman, don't talk nonsense, don't ruin my reputation. ”
Yang Jian's old face was slightly embarrassed, a little threatened, and his whole face turned black: "I am a dignified Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, King of Chicheng, the first god of war in the heavenly realm, the god of law enforcement, behave decently, and abide by the law......"
"How famous is it?"
Ao Cunxin continued to make trouble, and also pestered and splashed up: "I think back then, if it wasn't for this princess who sacrificed her life to save you many times, you could have today? Married for a thousand years, you and I haven't slept together 10 times, this princess is also a human being, this princess is going to steal a man, that is, to cuckold your first god of war in the heavenly realm." ”
"You ......"
Yang Jian's entire face darkened.
"Puff ......"
At this time, Xu Zhimo couldn't hold back, laughed out loud, found that he laughed, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand.
"Who is it?"
The slight sound didn't want to hide from Yang Jian's ears, Yang Jian's eyes flickered, and he turned to look at the bed with the curtain draped.
Grass!
Finished.
Lao Tzu was exposed.
Xu Zhimo was depressed for a while, this meeting was a little embarrassing, it is estimated that Yang Jian will misunderstand, it is estimated that it is not easy to explain.
"Who is it?"
At this moment, Yang Jian also had a bad premonition, his wife wouldn't really steal a man, right? ”
"Ahem. ”
has been discovered, Xu Zhimo only coughed dryly twice, slowly opened the curtain, revealing a head, and a sunny smile appeared on his face: "Don't be angry, brother, I just came here and happened to fall on your wife's bed......"
By the way, I glanced at the famous Erlang God Yang Jian and the third princess Ao Cunxin, one is tall and majestic, and the other is beautiful and quite fairy.
Well, even if it is a pair of talented women, why is the relationship between husband and wife not harmonious?
"Man!"
At this moment, Yang Jian and Ao Cunxin's faces changed at the same time, they looked at each other, and they were stunned together for three seconds.
"Dead woman, you ......"
Three seconds later, Yang Jian felt that his entire head was green, and suddenly he became angry, and yelled at Ao Cunxin: "You...... He really stole a man and really cuckolded me. ”
"I ...... I ......"
Ao Cunxin was also dumbfounded, how could she do such a thing, she was the third princess of the West Sea, but when she saw Yang Jian yelling at her, she couldn't control her emotions and shouted: "Yang Jian, you know that you saw me stealing a man, you dare to wronged this princess." ”
"The men are all in your bed, and you still quibble, and say that you didn't steal men?"
Yang Jian's whole person was not calm, and he roared with saliva: "On our 1,000-year wedding anniversary, you actually stole a man behind my back, I want to divorce you, I want to divorce you......" He was the number one god of war in the heavenly realm, and he actually saw a man on his wife's bed with his own eyes, and in his anger, even his whole face turned green.
They are all great immortals with backgrounds, and Ao Cunxin is not afraid, and he also shouted: "Now do you remember our 1,000-year-old wedding anniversary? Didn't you forget it just now? Divorce will divorce, this princess will justifiably steal men in the future......"
"Poof......
Yang Jian's angry mouthful of old blood shot out.
"Ahem. ”
"Both of them are immortals, can you not be so rude, stealing men one by one, I'm embarrassed. ”
At this moment, Xu Zhimo coughed dryly, and he also looked aggrieved: "Brother Tai, don't be impulsive, I really didn't sleep with your wife." "It's over, the couple's relationship is completely broken, he's guilty!
"Grass!"
As soon as he heard Xu Zhimo speak, Yang Jian directly went away angrily, his body directly burst into the sky, broke through the roof, his arm shook, a divine weapon appeared in his hand, waved a three-pointed two-edged knife, and slashed towards Xu Zhimo on the bed with supreme domineering.
This moment.
Xu Zhimo's face changed in shock, and his heart trembled suddenly.
Break the defense, open.
Double attack, open.
Burn, small universe!Twenty times crit, open.
Guard, open.
Fire and Thunder Protector Body, Defensive Skill, Open.
......
At this moment, Xu Zhimo turned on all his attack and defense skills without hesitation, his body flew up from the bed suddenly, dragged out the Flame Thunderbolt Chainsaw, and shouted: "Hokage Clone Slash!" A burning figure burst out of his body, holding a rumbling chainsaw, with monstrous fury and destructive killing power, slashing towards Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged knife.
"Boom!"
At the same time, Xu Zhimo himself also raised the chainsaw, but instead of slashing at Yang Jian, he slashed out from the opposite direction, blasted a big hole in the wall, turned into a fire thunder, unfolded Ling Bo micro-steps, and fled frantically.
(To be continued.) )