Chapter 119: Entering the Illusion Passage (3)
It stands to reason that such a person should not be described by the word "obscene", but his dress really shocked Xiao Yan's nerves - the tattered gray robe was casually put on his body, his left leg was no different from not wearing pants, the trousers were cut off from less than five fingers from his private parts, and the whole thigh, which was a little whiter than a woman, was so obscene and bare, and the cloth shoes under his feet were definitely the most powerful testimony of flowing through thousands of mountains and rivers, and ten jet-black toes pierced out of the hole, forming a strong contrast with the whiteness of the thighs.
"How?" This obscene guy shook his hair, which was estimated to have not been washed for several months, and a bad smell made the people around him immediately give way to a vacant space, he didn't care at all, and continued to ask Xiao Yan, "Are you scared by my brother's heroic appearance?" ”
Xiao Yan suppressed the urge to vomit, nodded politely, and prepared to leave quickly.
"I said buddy, why do I think we are very fateful?" The lewd guy put one hand on Xiao Yan's shoulder.
Long Yi immediately stared at this person vigilantly.
Xiao Yan glanced sideways at the disgusting hand on his shoulder, if it weren't for the lack of details, if it wasn't for the scruples of causing trouble before he really entered the illusion, if it weren't for the scruples of not being allowed to do it here, he really had the urge to kick this disgusting guy away.
"We don't know each other, what's the fate?"
Fate with such a person? Xiao Yan felt that he couldn't climb high.
"I can see the difference between you in the vast sea of people."
The lewd guy's words made Xiao Yan's heart feel cold, and he stopped retreating slightly. His eyes were like knives staring at the guy in front of him who came out of nowhere, and doubts quickly flashed in his mind: Someone from the soul demon clan? The people of the Shadow League? The people of the Dandian?
"Brother, don't get excited. It makes sense that I say we have fate. The obscene guy slapped the hand on Xiao Yan's shoulder a few times in a row, which suddenly made Xiao Yan's black robe have a few more oily palm prints.
The lewd guy splashed excitedly and spat Xingzi: "I was the first to come in, and you, although there were so many or so people who came in from the eight passages at the same time as you, but with my keen eyes, I still saw with great accuracy that you fell 0.3 seconds slower than the others, so." You deserve to be the first to last. ”
The lewd guy smiled, revealing a mouthful of white teeth that contrasted greatly with the dirty whole body: "Moreover, the position where you appeared is also the position when the master first came in." Even the posture and angle of landing are almost identical. You say, are we very fateful? ”
The obscene guy's explanation made Xiao Yan roll his eyes, daring to love this guy is an abnormal person with some nervous problems or some IQ disorders. Xiao Yan couldn't help but sigh, but didn't think about it. In the sea of people, you can also accurately detect the slight difference in the footsteps of more than a dozen people. How could it be neuropathy or retardation?
But the next sentence of the lewd guy once again challenged the limit of Xiao Yan's nerves: "Actually, the master feels that he has a fate with you, and the most important thing is temperament!" ”
"A person's temperament is the truest embodiment of this person, and my master has been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I only found that your friend's temperament is strikingly similar to mine." The more the lewd guy talked, the more excited he became, and he didn't notice that the people around him were getting farther and farther away, "Although you are slightly inferior to the master in appearance, the temperament that exudes from the inside out." Introverted, deep, and melancholy, all like a master. ”
"Fate. This is fate. The obscene guy Zuihou came to an epic sigh, as if after thousands of years in an instant, Sang Tian finally had a confidant infinitely sighed.
"What? I have a striking resemblance to a lewd guy like you? Xiao Yan's mouth opened as big as the mouth of a box, as if he had received an electric shock, and his spirit was in a state of half-dementia, until he saw Long Yi covering his mouth and snickering.
"This is simply his sister's, from hair to toes, where is there any place where Lao Tzu is similar to your temperament? If it were similar to the temperament of a person like you, from Xun'er to Xiao Qi, Lao Tzu would have been driven to a deserted place a long time ago! Xiao Yan flicked his sleeves in shame, pulled Long Yi and wanted to leave, not wanting to listen to such a crazy obscene man's nonsense.
"Hey, I said, friend, why did you leave? Wait for me! The lewd guy chased after him, and a pair of peach blossom eyes were full of puzzlement, "Looking back five hundred times in the past life, it took us all the time to find the fate that passed by in this life, and we must cherish it!" ”
"Cherish your size, Psycho!" Xiao Yan thought indignantly in his heart, his footsteps did not pause in the slightest, but when he looked up, he was stunned to find that the obscene guy had arrived in front of him at some point, with his arms outstretched, blocking the front like an old hen guarding cubs.
"What do you mean?" Xiao Yan paused on his right foot, stomped up a little smoke and dust, and a faint anger was brewing in his dark pupils.
"Encounter is fate, there is still a little time before the illusion opens, there is no need to be in such a hurry. I know, you're still a little wary of me. I don't blame you, who told us that we never knew each other? Who called this a place to watch out for everyone? Who told me to think at first glance that you are still worthy of my trust? The obscene guy didn't seem to care about Xiao Yan's slight anger at all, and still chattered endlessly, "By the way, I see that you frowned just now and kept looking left and right, are you looking for someone?" ”
"How do you know?" Xiao Yan's heart froze, thinking that although this guy was a little ridiculous, his observation was quite strong.
"Hmph, how do I know? Who am I? The lewd guy was a little embarrassed, reaching out to rub Long Yi's hair, with an amiable smile on his face, "Little friend, what's your name?" ”
Long Yi took a slid step, avoiding the greasy palm and looking at this inexplicable guy vigilantly.
"His name is Long Yi." Xiao Yan grabbed Long Yi with his left hand.
"Brother Long, didn't I say you, you want to find the child's mother, can't you just come by yourself, weishenme have to bring the child too? The child is still so young, and you brought it to such a dangerous place as the Killing Blood Cave, I really don't know what you think as a father. The lewd guy looked at Long Yi, shook his head and sighed.
"Brother Long? Looking for a mom with a child? What a thing! Xiao Yan was stunned.
"Huh? Am I guessing wrong? "The lewd guy was a little stunned.
Xiao Yan glanced at the obscene guy: "Of course it's not!" First of all. I don't have a surname Long, my surname is Xiao; Also, we're not here to find some kind of mom. We're here to learn! ”
"Well, misunderstanding, I saw you looking around, looking for people everywhere, and I thought you were bringing your child to find your eloped mother. It's me who lost my eyes, I'm sorry, hehe. The lewd guy scratched his greasy hair with his greasy hand and laughed awkwardly.
Xiao Yan glared at the lewd guy helplessly. But at the same time, he felt. This lewd guy is annoying, but it doesn't seem like he has any purpose to get close to himself.
"Don't be angry!" The lewd guy was embarrassed for a while, and immediately changed back to the way it was. "How could I think that if you weren't looking for someone around? So, it's up to your fault. ”
Without waiting for Xiao Yan to stare at him, the lewd guy immediately asked, "Or." May I guess who you're looking for? ”
Still didn't wait for Xiao Yan to react, he immediately said, "Just the two of you." If you don't have extraordinary strength, or life-saving stunts, or a powerful shili as a backing, it's really not easy to live out in the fantasy world. I guess you're looking for a genius, someone you know who you think might be your backer. ”
Seeing a flash of surprise in Xiao Yan's eyes, the lewd guy was triumphant: "How is it?" Did I guess that? ”
Xiao Yan became interested in this obscene guy all of a sudden, because this obscene guy mentioned the word "genius". He decided to tease the lewd fellow: "Can you guess which genius I'm looking for?" ”
"Uh" the lewd guy was dumb at once, but soon he was able to speak. "You are obviously embarrassed, there are so many geniuses, there are ordinary geniuses, there are great geniuses, and peerless geniuses, although there are few I don't know or recognize, but how can I know which one you are looking for?"
"You know everything? Really? A flash of surprise flashed in Xiao Yan's eyes, and he said in his heart that if this was true, it would be good for him to take him to meet those peerless geniuses what they looked like, at least he wouldn't know when he met in the illusion.
"Cut! Really? It's not blowing, in this regard, if I say that I am the second in the Doudi Continent, no one dares to say that it is the first! The lewd guy unexpectedly reacted strongly to Xiao Yan's questioning.
Who knows, after Xiao Yan listened to his words, his reaction was stronger than that of the lewd guy, he looked at the dirty, greasy and greasy guy in front of him in a daze, as if he had never taken a bath, his eyes were round, and he couldn't believe his ears - "You said your name is clean and dusty?" ”
"Yes, no smoke and no dust as my body, clean and dust-free." The lewd guy was obviously extremely narcissistic about his name, but when he saw Xiao Yan's expression that even a stupid person could understand, he immediately frowned and was disappointed, "I haven't taken a bath for two years, do you need such a fuss?" I still want to make you a friend when you are destined, but I didn't expect you to be a layman. ”
Seeing that the demeanor of this obscene guy called Pure and Dustless was the same as before, Xiao Yan secretly said ashamed, thinking that he was really vulgar, how could he become judged by his appearance? couldn't help but clench his fists apologetically, and said, "For a moment, please forgive Brother Jing." ”
Seeing Xiao Yan like this, Jing Wuchen suddenly showed a touch of appreciation, and the dark clouds on his face immediately dissipated without a trace: "I'll just say, how can the person in my picture be that kind of vulgar person, master?" But I don't blame you, my unique taste is indeed not something that ordinary people can appreciate. By the way, don't call me Brother Jing, call me dustless. I haven't asked your name yet. ”
Xiao Yan was speechless for a long time, and found that he really couldn't see through this pure and dust-free thing, and only after a while did he speak: "The name is just a code name, and it is a nameless person below, and it is not enough to worry about it." ”
Although Xiao Yan did not detect a trace of hostility on Jing Wuchen's body from the time of contact until now, after all, there was no friendship at all, let alone entering the Killing Blood Cave, so Xiao Yan was still wary, and he didn't plan to say his name after a little groaning.
"Oh? So mysterious? Your surname is Xiao, could it be that you are that person? Jing Wuchen looked at Xiao Yan carefully, his brows furrowed deeply, twisted into a word "Chuan", and it took a long time before he slowly stretched out, and smiled self-deprecatingly, "How can an inconspicuous person like you be the legendary person surnamed Xiao in the legend?" ”
The legendary character surnamed Xiao in the legend? Xiao Yan was stunned for a moment, and didn't react for a while.
"I guess Brother Xiao, you must have a name that is too ugly, I'm embarrassed to say it, haha." Jing Wuchen looked at Xiao Yan's somewhat confused look, and quickly found a self-righteous reason, "The name is very particular, and it also needs to be asked by the university, such a wonderful name as Xiaoye is not something that anyone can imagine." ”
Xiao Yan immediately had black lines in his mind. Forced to hold back a smile, glanced at the sky that had been faintly gray, and his heart could not be with this pure and dusty nonsense anymore, and he had to understand the situation of several peerless geniuses as soon as possible, so he sincerely hugged his fists: "Brother Jing"
"Stop!" Before Xiao Yan could say anything, he was interrupted by Jing Wuchen raising his hand, "Don't call me Brother Jing, call me Wuchen!" Then he said very unpleasantly, "Or, we are passers-by, and no one knows anyone; Or, if you treat me as a friend, call me dustless. ”
"Uh" Xiao Yan choked for a while, his heart said that this pure and dustless is really strange, and he changed his words with a wry smile, "Brother Wuchen, it hasn't been long since the illusion opened, I want to ask you a few people." ”
"How many people? Don't you want to find a genius to be your backer? ”
"Hehe, well, it's just an inquiry, it's kind of curious. Didn't you say you almost all of those geniuses you knew? ”
"Of course! Say, which ones? Dustless proudly folded his hands behind his back.
"Angry Dragon, Zhen Jian, Chaos Immortal, Dan Bingyan, Soul Shadow Peerless." Xiao Yan said name by name.
Every time he heard a name, his face changed a little, especially when he heard the words Dan Bingyan, his face had turned gray, he looked at Xiao Yan in disbelief, and even stammered a little: "What is your relationship with them?" ”
"It doesn't matter." Xiao Yan said casually, "They are so famous, so I want to inquire, and it would be best if I could meet them." ”
"I see, I'm scared to death." Jing Wuchen patted his chest, a subtle and complex color flashed in his eyes, but it was fleeting, and he let out a long breath, "It seems that everyone is the same, worshipping idols and admiring peerless geniuses. ”
Xiao Yan nodded vigorously, thinking to himself that I can't tell you that I want to challenge or kill them, in that case, won't you really be scared to death?
"That's no problem, come with the master." Jing Wuchen waved his hand to Xiao Yan, and then squeezed through the crowd and drilled towards the center of the square. 1'1' (To be continued......)
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