Chapter 133: Your Ancestors Are! Look at You Again!
Tan Yu and Diya were talking about the road and soon came to Tongque Pet Shop.
However, before the two of them entered the door, Tan Yu was stunned to find Yanyue walking out of the store with a look on her face, holding a few pieces of paper filled in something, and she was followed by Kou Feng with an expressionless face.
I said...... Smoke Moon ...... What are you holding in your hand......" Tan Yu stopped Yanyue with a dark face and asked with a black line.
"Eh, Xiao Yu'er, are you coming to me?" Yanyue looked at Tan Yu, smiled unexpectedly, and shook a few pieces of paper in her hand, "That's right, Xiao Yu'er, you can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with me to get a certificate!"
"Get your sister's certificate!!Lao Tzu is not yet 22 years old, it is impossible to get a certificate!!" Tan Yu shouted frantically.
"Didn't I say it, with my power, ......" Yanyue casually looked at the list in her hand, "Don't say it's a marriage certificate, I can let you get a retirement certificate now." ”
“...... Scold...... Spare me......" Tan Yu looked at Yanyue in despair, and his eyes turned to Kou Feng again, "I said, female baboon, you can help me persuade your boss......"
"You bastard ape!!Who do you call a female baboon!!" Kou Feng's eyes widened, "Also, is it so wronged to marry our boss!?
“...... Yanyue, don't ruin my future!!" Tan Yu didn't bother Kou Feng anymore, and directly stretched out a hand towards Yanyue, "Give me all those lists." ”
"What if I don't hand it over to you?" Yanyue's eyes were a little more playful, and she stared at Tan Yu with interest.
"Then don't blame me for doing it. Tan Yu had a Mona Lisa-like smile on his face.
At this time, Kou Feng sneered after hearing Tan Yu's words, "Hmph, just with an ignorant ape like you, you actually have the courage to shout at our boss, it seems that you don't understand the preciousness of life!!"
After hearing this, Tan Yu just turned his caring idiot gaze at Kou Feng, "I said, female baboon, how can you be so stupid? Look at how good your ancestors are! Look at you again!!"
"My ...... Ancestors?" Kou Feng was stunned when he heard this.
"Kou Zhun!" Tan Yu said as a matter of course, "Kou Zhun is an upright official, honest and honest, good at poetry and writing, resourceful, and Bai Juyi and Zhang Renyuan are called the Three Sages of Weinan!!Look at you again! It has nothing to do with resourcefulness!!...... It should be said that you have a bit of IQ at best...... You actually said that I can't win against your boss...... Hehe...... I smiled and said nothing......"
Kou Feng was greatly embarrassed when he heard this, "Hey, who do you say are stupid!!, and who do you say is an idiot who can only fight!!"
"I'll go, you actually heard what I meant......" Tan Yu looked at Kou Feng with a look of surprise.
"You! this! bastard!!" Kou Feng gritted his teeth, biting the pronunciation of the words, clenching his fists, as if this girl was eager to cut Tan Yu with a thousand knives.
Just when Kou Feng was about to explode, Yanyue stopped her.
"Xiao Yu'er, listen to what you mean, do you think you can beat me now?" The corners of Yanyue's mouth hooked up a belligerent smile, and a certain expectation flashed in the depths of her dark eyes, "Then how about we make a bet?" I bet on these few lists, if you win, my forged marriage application and Xia Gang's application for joining the gang will be handed over to you for you to deal with." ”
"Yes," Tan Yu naturally knew that although Yanyue usually looked listless, she was essentially a militant, seeing Yanyue's enthusiastic appearance, Tan Yu had no reason to refuse, not to mention that if he won, he could get back the application that was extremely unfavorable to him...... "But what am I bet on?" Tan Yu looked thoughtful, "I can't think of any bet I can make, so my bet is up to you." ”
"Boss, can I decide his bet?" Kou Feng turned his murderous gaze at Tan Yu viciously and said to Yanyue.
"Of course," Smoke Moon nodded.
"That's good!" Kou Feng showed an extraordinarily gloomy smile, "I'll let this kind of ape bet on himself." ”
"Bet on myself?" Tan Yu was stunned.
"That's right!" Kou Feng nodded, "If you lose, not only will the application continue to belong to us, but you yourself will always obey the command of me and the boss unconditionally!!"
"Isn't it just selling myself to you......" Tan Yu broke out in a cold sweat.
"Hmm...... Kou Feng, this is a good idea. However, instead of being surprised, Yanyue had an excited expression on her face, and her eyes were full of appreciation.
"Hey, boss, you've won the prize. Kou Feng smiled a little embarrassedly.
"You have these application forms," Yanyue said, handing a dozen pieces of paper in her hand to Kou Feng, and then moved her hands and feet, "After I win Xiaoyu'er, let's let him eat Malatang with his nose, how about it?"
"Okay, good!!" Kou Feng clapped his hands with joy.
These women...... Why is one darker than the other......
"Ah...... It doesn't matter......" Tan Yu scratched his hair in annoyance, and then he held his breath and stared, put on a posture, and looked at Yanyue intently.
"Okay, how about I be the referee?" the little demon Claudia recommended herself and jumped between Tan Yu and Yanyue, "I said start, you two will start working." When you two fight, you can't attack each other's vital points, you can't cause serious injuries to each other, and you can't ...... anything else."
"What casual rules!!" Tan Yu couldn't help but spit out.
As if she hadn't heard Tan Yu's words, Claudia waved her little hand and waved it forward, "So now!all in place!!Ready!!Start !!."
As soon as Diya's words fell, Yanyue rushed in front of Tan Yu at a speed that was difficult to catch with the naked eye, raised his hand, and backhanded Tan Yu's side ribs.
"peng!!" With a muffled sound, Tan Yu's expression was hideous, and he fell to the ground firmly holding the side rib stake.
"Hey, blow yourself to the sky, I didn't expect it to be a silver-like pewter gun head," Kou Feng snorted disdainfully when he saw Tan Yu fall to the ground, "I can't even withstand the blow of the head, and Miss Natong also said that there is a big monster in your body...... Hmph!
Although Kou Feng was sneering at Tan Yu who fell to the ground, Yanyue, who was the party who knocked down Tan Yu, frowned, and looked at Tan Yu who was constantly rolling around on the ground with his stomach in his heart.
Yanyue looked at Tan Yu and was silent for a long time, then raised her foot and kicked at Tan Yu's forehead without hesitation.
"Ah!!" Kou Feng saw that Yanyue suddenly made a dead hand, and his face suddenly changed greatly.
However, the bloody scene did not appear in front of everyone, Tan Yu on the ground was just caught off guard, kicked away by Yanyue's cold kick, and fell heavily to the ground and rolled a few times, looking like nothing serious.
"Oh my God...... This person's body is really not ordinarily strong......" Seeing that Tan Yu was fine, Kou Feng also breathed a sigh of relief, "The head was kicked by the head and was still alive...... It's really durable......"
"This ...... Could it be that it is an illusion ......" and cold sweat overflowed on Yanyue's forehead at this time, "That's not right...... Little Fish...... When was the illusion set...... Why didn't I notice ...... at all?"
Yanyue smacked her tongue, and her footsteps moved a little towards the ground, and then the shadow behind her suddenly swelled like a river, instantly freeing up a stream of black water, which condensed into a black water ball in the palm of her hand, and in the next second, countless black chains suddenly burst out from the black water ball, radiating and stabbing in all directions, and as soon as it touched the wall, the chains would spread out, forming an angle. In the blink of an eye, countless chains crisscrossed like a group of demons, and anyone in this space seemed to be unable to predict from which corner the black chains would emerge.
Just as the black chains were about to force into the garbage bin in the corner of the alley, a gust of fist wind shook the chains in the sky.
The figure of Tan Yu, who had originally collapsed to the ground, gradually faded and disappeared, and Tan Yu himself was squatting next to the garbage can, turning out a short knife less than a foot long from the garbage heap and holding it in his hand, while his left hand launched the fourth fist of the Shura Fist, knocking back all the black chains.
"Little Fish...... Don't you have a knife?" Yanyue looked at Tan Yu puzzled, "Why do you use illusion to hide yourself, and dig out the knife from the trash can after breaking me up......"
And after Tan Yu heard Yanyue's words, he just shook his head indifferently, "The power of the demon sword and ghost Qing is too great, if I use it to fight if I have nothing to do, this city will be accidentally demolished by me...... Originally, I was going to see if there were any broken wine bottles, but since there was a knife, it would be better, so let's continue with this inferior dagger......"
After that, Tan Yu waved a knife at Yanyue, who was a certain distance away from him, seemingly unintentionally.
The first sword of the Heavenly Wheel Sword Technique, cut off the water.
In an instant, a heart-rending pain penetrated Yanyue's chest, no matter how calm Yanyue was, her face turned pale at this moment, and she suddenly felt difficult to breathe, she staggered back a few steps, and suddenly covered her chest and knelt on one knee.
"Yanyue, don't worry, this move won't cause you substantial harm. Tan Yu threw the dagger up and down, squinting his eyes at Yanyue not far away, "No matter how unreliable you are, you are also my friend, I will not really hurt you, this trick will only make you feel pain." ”
Tan Yu naturally wouldn't use other tricks to deal with Yanyue, because if he used other tricks, if he was not careful, it was very likely to hurt Yanyue, in other words, using the Tianlun Sword Technique to cut off the water and hit Yanyue was the best way Tan Yu could think of.
“...... What kind of pain is this......" Yanyue sneered, stood up from the ground, pinched a strange trick with both hands, and muttered something in his mouth: "Shadow Book 61 Reverse!!"
What?Book of Shadows?
Tan Yu was a little dazed, but before he could come back to his senses, he was shocked to feel a chill coming from under his feet.
"It's ......"
Tan Yu's face changed slightly, because he found that his shadow actually rolled......