Chapter 61 (I) Vulgar Thoughts
"Don't pester my family!" Li An sat between Ming Zixi and Yan Luoxi, with a standard jealous look, "My family Luoxi doesn't worry about these trivial things on weekdays, she cares if I bully people, and she doesn't care if I bully dogs." ”
Ming Zixi was full of ruffians and pointed at Li An with the empty wine bottle, "You kid started talking nonsense, your daughter-in-law doesn't call the shots for me, I'll fight with you half of the cripple today!" ”
"What are you looking for?" Li An was unconvinced and began to roll up his sleeves, "I see that you are not here to accompany me for the New Year today, you are specifically here to stir up trouble, right?" ”
"Well, I'm addicted!" Ming Zixi said it with disdain, but his expression was extremely excited.
Shao Junhe daxiao, leaning into the backrest with his legs crossed, looked at Ming Zixi and Li An bickering comfortably.
Shao Meizhuo looked at Li An's way of protecting Yan Luoxi, and smiled far-fetched at the corners of her mouth.
Ruan Weijie and Wu Tiantian knew that they were laughing on the side.
"I'll tell you, thanks to the fact that the master was injured today, and he didn't have a gun in his hand, or he couldn't control it and collapsed you." Li An knew too well that Ming Zixi's people were going crazy, so he didn't go crazy with him, a finger gently opened the wine bottle pointed at him, turned his head to Yan Luoxi, and said softly: "Luoxi, let's ignore him and drink more soup, this mushroom soup tastes very good today." ”
Ming Zixi saw that Li An ignored himself, rubbed his chin regretfully, and put down the wine bottle helplessly, he couldn't stand the exquisite life of southerners, he had to drink soup before eating, picked up the wine glass in front of him, and beckoned his team members, "Come, let's ignore the two of them, let's drink." ”
Li An didn't look at Ming Zixi, he didn't bother to stumble with him, and lowered his head to serve Yan Luoxi wholeheartedly.
"Before I got married, I made it like a serf." When Ming Zixi saw Li An like this, he was really angry and funny.
Li An knew that Ming Zixi was laughing at himself, so he rolled his eyes and glared at Ming Zixi, "Huh? Why have you been with me for so long? You must have caused some kind of trouble again, that's why you hid here, and said, did you lose public funds, or deceived the girl! ”
"Don't bite Lu Dongbin, I was going to take a beautiful woman to the Maldives for a vacation, and you were disturbed." Ming Zixi raised his eyebrows in reproach, and the corners of his eyes swept over Yan Luoxi, "You think I'm you, the master of what is so heavy and light on friends, I can't bear to see you two spending the New Year here by yourself, so I can only leave the beauty behind and come over to accompany you." ”
"Don't disgust me!" Li An didn't believe that Ming Zixi would have such a great sentiment at all, "You may have done something hurtful again, come to me here to escape the disaster!" ”
"Xiao Li'an, don't have a conscience, I've put up with you for a long time!" Ming Zixi slapped Li An on the shoulder.
"I've put up with you for a long time, after eating this meal, you hurry up and let me go!" Li An took the wine bottle and poured it from glass to cup, and then picked up the red wine in front of him, "Here today, I will give my brother and sister a few New Year's greetings, after eating this meal, let's go back to our respective homes, let's go, I won't send it!" ”
When Shao Meizhuo heard Li An say this, she glanced at him with hatred.
The others just smiled and drank their wines.
Ming Zixi was particularly obedient this time, nodded obediently, drank all the wine, turned his head to look at Li An with a flushed face, and said nothing with a smile.
Li An couldn't stand his extremely ambiguous gaze, and waved his fist at him, "What are you thinking about there?" Watch out for me beating you! ”
Ming Zixi was not frightened by Li An at all, and looked Li An up and down in a daze, Zuihou looked at his wound, "Are you too anxious?" It's not good, you're going to get sick. ”
Li An turned his head to Ming Zixi's ear, lowered his voice and said, "Who do you think I am?" I drove you away just to sleep with her? ”
Ming Zixi listened to Li An's words quite vulgar, but he couldn't help admitting that what he thought was even more vulgar than that.
Seeing Ming Zixi's eyes flickering, Li An knew that he had guessed, and couldn't help but scolded loudly: "Damn, you really miss me so much!" ”
Everyone at the table didn't know what the two of them were muttering to each other, and when they heard Li An curse like this, their eyes all looked over.
Ming Zixi spread his hands very innocently, "Then what do you want me to think?" Don't tell me you're going to ...... with her."
Li An was afraid that Yan Luoxi would hear the mystery inside, so he hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover Ming Zixi's mouth, "You stop for a while, and you can't stop your mouth if you eat." ”
"Okay, I'll eat, I'll drink, it's rare to spend the New Year in Hainan, I have to let everyone go home happy!" Ming Zixi picked up the wine glass and began to fight with everyone.
Li An's injuries don't count, one person at the table counts as one, no one can escape Ming Zixi's iron mouth and steel teeth, and without a moment's work, the faces of each drunk are red, and Yan Luoxi has not been spared.
Yan Luoxi couldn't drink alcohol, but when he drank a certain amount of wine, he didn't need to be persuaded by others, and he would pour it into everyone's mouth one by one, Li An initially let Yan Luoxi drink, but then saw that the situation was uncontrollable, so he hurriedly warned too late: "Luoxi, don't drink it, drink it more!" ”
"It's okay, I've drunk too much and you'll take care of me." Yan Luoxi really drank too much at this time, leaning on Li An without any concern in front of everyone, cracking her red lips and smirking.
Li An Yan Luoxi's face was red, his eyes were a little sloppy, and he decided that Yan Luoxi couldn't drink anymore, he hugged Yan Luoxi's waist and glared at Ming Zixi fiercely, "Don't make it bad, no one on the table can compare to your amount of wine, you will give our family this solid-eyed drink again!" ”
"Silly brother, I'm helping you!" Ming Zixi grinned.
"Just don't do me any favors." Li Ancai didn't believe that Ming Zixi had such good intentions.
The meal took a long time, and after drinking, the three girls drank too much, and fell asleep on the bed, leaving only a few men sitting at the table, but it was not too stable.
Li An only drank two glasses of red wine today, and he was the most sober among these people, he was afraid that Ming Zixi would drink too much and forget what he had said before, so he reminded them again, "You guys left here today, where are you going to go next?" ”
Ming Zixi was laughed at angrily, "Look at you being a little careful, as if I'm afraid we won't leave!" Don't worry, let's go, we can't do bad things to you, tomorrow we will fly directly to the Maldives, two months later, we will come back, I hope you have changed the world by then, and recovered the mountains and rivers! ”
Li An gave Ming Zixi a roll of his eyes, "What do you mean?" What do you mean for me to recover the mountains and rivers? Besides, you can just leave, what are you going to do when you come back? ”