"Wow, you had such a good time, it looks like it's cool now!"

Looking at the 'crazy' people, Xu Zhimo smiled again, looked kind and harmless, shrugged his shoulders, and sighed: "A few poor fools, haven't they all studied in elementary school......?

Can Xu Zhimo really give them immortal delicacies to eat?

Obviously, absolutely impossible!

Unless his brain is caught in the iron door. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Since he wanted to steal his things, Xu Zhimo pushed the boat down the river and rectified them.

The few treasures that Qingfeng Lao Dao 'stole' from him were the unique and peerless demonic foods that Xu Zhimo had recently developed by using various foods with Tianxian Yulu and the special fusion function of the metamorphosis system: Rolling Ben Lei Dan, Black Smoke Miasma Qi Cake, Big Kidney Loss Drink, and Big Impotence Jelly Bean.

These demonic foods can definitely be called the best of dark cuisine.

The elixir that Qingfeng Lao Dao eats is the rolling Lei Dan.

Rolling to Leidan, a large amount of croton and a drop of Tianxian jade dew are fused.

Introduction: Harmful to physical and mental health, do not eat! Once eaten, it will be diluted for three days, pulled to complete prostration, within three days, dilute like rolling thunder, surging rivers burst embankments, out of control.

The immortal cake eaten by the sword soul Mo Bigu is a black smoke miasma cake.

Smoke miasma cake, a large number of sweet potatoes and a drop of fairy jade dew are fused.

Introduction: Sweet and delicious, do not eat by mistake! If you eat by mistake, within three days, the stinky fart continues, the sound is like thunder and drums, and the stinky can smoke the living to death.

The jade liquid that the Flying Eagle Ancestor drank was the Great Kidney Deficiency Drink.

Big kidney loss drink, 100 boxes plus Duobao herbal tea and a drop of Tianxian jade dew are fused.

Introduction: The taste is excellent, the aroma is compelling, it will cause serious damage to the male body, do not drink, once you drink, there will be severe kidney deficiency symptoms, from now on can not straighten the waist, there is no cure!

The elixir eaten by Qi Hao, the son of ecstasy, is a big impotence jelly bean.

Big impotence jelly beans, a hundred catties of viagra and a drop of Tianxian jade dew are fused.

Introduction: The extremes of things must be reversed, it will cause a fatal blow to a special organ of men, and it must not be eaten, once it is eaten by mistake, it will cause the shrinkage of the sun, and it will lose the dignity of a man.

"Qingfeng Laodao, your uncle, didn't you steal the treasure at all, just take a few kinds of highly toxic food, perfunctory us, and fix us?"

"Yes, you bastard, are you pranking us?"

"I'm so angry, I'm going to kill you. ”

"Cloth~"

At this moment, the Flying Eagle Ancestor, Qi Hao, and Mo Bigu, who were crumbling and crazy, all roared and roared angrily.

"It's not me, it's really not me. ”

"There must be something wrong with the master's things, I can't hide it, Xiaodao also stole a pill of elixir. ”

"Don't you see, Xiaodao is also miserable now. ”

"Whoa!"

Qingfeng Lao Dao anxiously defended, and behind his ass, he kept squirting wildly.

"Anyway, it's all your fault. ”

"Lao Tzu is going to kill you. ”

"Grass!"

"Cloth~"

Flying Eagle Ancestor, Qi Hao, and Mo Bi were so angry that they went berserk, let Qingfeng Lao Dao steal the treasure, and hardened so many good things and so many gold coins on the master, but he didn't steal it, but he stole these things that pitted his own people, don't blame him, who else can blame?

The three of them didn't know the process and details of Qingfeng Laodao's theft, and they didn't think that it was Xu Zhimo who was fixing them.

"Grass!"

"Your uncle's. ”

"I know that if you bully Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will harm you, you deserve it!"

"Whoa!"

Qingfeng Lao Dao, who was already devastated, was also angry, and he didn't make any sense, he roared wildly, and the three of them wanted to kill him, he roared wildly, while wearing a black cloak, and nothing else, with yellow things sprayed behind his buttocks, and began to run wildly.

"Whoa!"

In the middle of the wild running, the yellow behind the buttocks rolls, at first glance, it looks like it was sprayed out by itself, that scene is amazing!

"Grass!"

"Mo Bigu, can you hold it back, Lao Tzu is going to be smoked to death by you. ”

"Your uncle, the whole village is about to be smoked black by you. ”

Seeing that Qingfeng Lao Dao had run away, the three of them who could not protect themselves, where were they in the mood to chase and kill him, and under the irritability and madness, the Flying Eagle Ancestor and Qi Hao were not happy to see anyone, and they began to roar at the sword soul Mo Bigu again.

"Cloth~"

Before the two of them finished yelling, a strange voice, as if to express dissatisfaction, stretched loud and long, directly interrupting their scolding.

"Grass!"

Flying Eagle Ancestor and Qi Hao were directly dizzy with anger, their eyes rolling and foaming at the mouth.

"Grass!"

Mo Bigu was more annoyed and crazy than them, he had long lost the calmness and arrogance of the cold sword soul, and yelled like crazy: "Lao Tzu didn't mean it, Lao Tzu was poisoned......

"Cloth~"

Here it is again, and the long strange sound can't stop ringing again.

"Grass!"

The sword soul Mo Bigu roared, his face was strange and ugly, and he disappeared into the darkness in a few leaps.

He had to find a place to use his power to suppress the 'poison' and control this embarrassing situation.

"Grass!"

Flying Eagle Ancestor and Qi Hao glanced at each other, and roared together, while jumping like thunder, the two of them were also panicked and frightened, and they were terrified to the extreme.

The tall and mighty Flying Eagle Ancestor, with his hands around his waist, leaned over, as if he was about to lie on the ground, turned into a cloud of black smoke, and quickly rolled away.

He is also going to heal his wounds, and heal them immediately.

"Grass!"

Qi Hao was the only one left, and he roared manically, and then disappeared quickly.

Now it has shrunk to 1 centimeter, only two balls are left, and the original position of Xiao Ding Ding has become a concave, and he has to find a way to suck Xiao Ding out......

"Hahaha......"

Listening to a group of teasing 'grass' coming and going, Xu Zhimo was so happy that he held his stomach and laughed wildly, and collapsed on the boss's chair with laughter, and his stomach cramped for a while.

Eating his special strange food, and still trying to save yourself? It's a dream!

"Whoa!"

Under the starry sky, on the ground with a faint light, there seemed to be a yellow flame spewing behind Qingfeng Laodao's buttocks, and he was at a loss and running wildly in panic.

At this moment, in the night in front of him, a bewitching woman appeared, with charming eyes, willow waist and boneless, slightly frowned, her hands were clawed, flying wildly, like an evil ghost, floating in the void.

"Woohoo!"

The woman's body was filled with evil black qi, with a sinister suction, causing the air in the area to fluctuate for a while, condensing towards her in all directions.

"Succubus fairy Xiao Mengyi. ”

As soon as he saw the woman floating in the night sky practicing, Qingfeng Lao Dao's heart trembled, he couldn't afford to provoke this woman, so he changed directions, and the yellow 'flames' sprayed out of his buttocks, and he continued to run miserably.

(To be continued.) )