"Director Chen, you're a bit unauthentic." Tang Dahai looked at the statement with a smile, afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and said: "I promised to invite my cousin to eat vegetable salad, what do you mean by making a basket of vegetables here?" A manly man is to make a promise and do what he says. ”

His gaze shifted to Kong Xi and said, "Cousin, I, Tang Dahai, have never been a trouble-provoking man. But if this kind of thing were to me, I wouldn't be able to bear it. ”

“……”

"I want you to eat meat." The statement looked at Kong Xi and said aloud.

"What?" Kong Xi's eyes looked at the statement in confusion.

"I think you're too skinny and want you to eat more meat." The statement said with a serious face: "I don't want you to eat vegetables." ”

"But eating meat will make you fat." Kong Xi said angrily.

"No, even if you eat fat, you're thinner than 99 percent of women." The statement this time is not only shameless, but even dignity. Just now, he pretended to be a "pig" and ate green vegetable leaves, what else could he not do?

"How can I be so thin, I'm almost a hundred pounds." Kong Xi said sadly. desperately tried to hold back, but the curvature of the corners of her mouth had already revealed her mood at this moment.

As a professional artist, she found herself unable to control herself.

"But you're tall and have long legs, and if you average it down, it makes your figure look exquisite. Where it should be skinny, there is meat where it should be. If you lose weight again, your appearance will still be online, but it is no longer conducive to your health. At this moment, the statement becomes a professional nutrition expert and a master of sycophants.

"Is it really that good?" Kong Xi looked down at his long legs, and then at his chest...... It's really so good-looking.

Although when she looks in the mirror every day, she can be captivated by her own demeanor and appearance in the mirror again and again. However, she was still very happy to hear the statement in public.

After all, this was something she was embarrassed to say in public.

"Yes." The statement nodded firmly, eager to bang his head on the table. "You're even better than I said, and even though I've written a script of hundreds of thousands of words, I still can't describe your appearance. I hate less when I use the book, maybe it's my mood. ”

Tang Dahai ran over and touched the forehead of the statement, and said worriedly: "The statement, you have a fever?" ”

"Nope." The statement shook his hand away. Why is this person so annoying? Kong Xi is his own thigh, and his thigh must not be offended. He has been praising him for so long with no face and no skin and conscience, even if you don't go along with it, what kind of friend is it if you still sabotage in the middle?

"That's whining." Tang Dahai said with great certainty: "This is not a statement I know, and my good friend's statement is not like this." If I hadn't stood here and didn't speak, I would have suspected that the words were coming out of my mouth. ”

"I testify." Li Ruyi said. Such a statement made him feel very unstated. He felt that the statement was much more cold and charming than Tang Dahai, and what a terrible thing it would be if everyone became Tang Dahai?

The statement glanced at Tang Dahai quite awkwardly, these lines were indeed Tang Dahai's "chicken soup wind". In order to calm the anger of his thighs, he took advantage of it. Looking at Kong Xi's expression, the effect should be good.

If only it hadn't been pierced by Tang Dahai.

Sure enough, after listening to Tang Dahai's words, Kong Xi's face changed greatly.

She turned sideways slightly, raised her delicate and flawless little face to look at Tang Dahai, and asked aloud: "Dahai is saying that the statements are all the lines you have used?" ”

"It's not the lines I've used, it's the style I've used." Tang Dahai's face was full of pride. "My soup-style chicken soup is very fond of drinking by girls, which is nourishing and healthy. It has the magical effect of making them feel happy and their faces will last forever. ”

"Statement plagiarism?"

"Isn't it?"

"What he said was false?"

"Fake."

"Which statement is false?"

"It's all ......" Tang Dahai suddenly shut up and looked at Kong Xi with a frightened face.

"What's wrong?" Kong Xi smiled like a flower, and said in a sweet voice: "Say it quickly, which sentence is false?" ”

"No, no." Tang Dahai's head shook like a rattle, and he said with great firmness and seriousness: "None of what the statement said is false. Every sentence is a genuine and heartfelt compliment, and Li Ruyi and I can testify to it. ”

Li Ruyi also sensed that the situation was not good, and accidentally fell into the pit dug by Kongxi, so he quickly nodded and said, "I testify." ”

The statement was happy in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, and looked at Tang Dahai and Li Ruyi with a puzzled look and said, "Do you think Xiaoxi is not good-looking?" I think she's pretty good, she's the prettiest girl I've ever seen. ”

"Yes, yes, it's also the most beautiful ...... I've ever seen" Tang Dahai nodded again and again, and before he finished speaking, he found that someone threw a cold eye knife.

Turning around, Xie Yujie was staring at herself with disdain on her face.

I forgot that my fiancée was clubbing next to me......

"This pair of dog men and women are monsters, dig a pit with a word......" Tang Dahai couldn't help but cry out in his heart.

Li Ruyi looked at Kong Xi, who had bright eyes and bright teeth, looked at the villain's statement, and looked at Tang Dahai, who was red-faced, and Xie Yujie, who was full of murderous face......

Bowed his head and kowtowed the melon seeds.

There's nothing safer than eating melon seeds.

Tang Dahai looked at Xie Yujie and explained, "You should understand what happened just now...... I was bullied. ”

"I don't understand." Xie Yujie said coldly.

Tang Dashao was even more injured.

Two fists are hard to beat four hands, and the evil tiger is still afraid of wolves.

He felt that the statement and Kong Xi were wolves, and he was defeated because he fought alone.

Kong Xi first killed all the "idle people" around him, and then looked at the statement and said, "I don't like your perfunctory. ”

"If you really like to eat vegetable salad, it's a big deal to buy you a few more ...... next time" statement a little guilty. People have helped you so much, and you can't even do it if you ask you to eat a vegetable salad. Isn't it too much to take your thighs seriously?

"But I like your honesty." Kong Xi's cheeks were slightly red, and he said with some embarrassment.

“……”

Tang Dahai looked at the statement and Kong Xi's expression, and scolded in a low voice: "Dog man and woman." ”

"What?" Li Ruyi asked out loud while peeling melon seeds.

"I said......" Tang Dahai grabbed Li Ruyi's neck and roared: "Okay, you Li Ruyi, even you dare to dig a pit for me......"

"Let's eat." Daddy came out with a small stove and shouted, "Set the table quickly." ”

Statement and Tang Dahai Li Ruyi hurriedly set out the round table for eating, and set up chairs around according to the head, just like the lively atmosphere of the New Year when I was a child.

Plates of steaming dishes were served, including bean curd fish fillet, sweet and sour pork ribs, green pepper fat sausage, spicy chicken nuggets, mapo tofu, leek eggs, vegetarian fried three fresh, and a sea white winter melon soup. Although my dad is from Huacheng, he learned the cooking skills from a Sichuan chef back then, so he is better at making Sichuan cuisine.

The bean curd fish fillet is covered with a thick layer of red peppers, and circles of oil flowers ripple on it, and the smell is fragrant, which makes people have an appetite to watch.

The statement looked at Kong Xi and said very doggedly: "Look at it, I know that Daddy will make so many delicious foods, so I don't want you to eat vegetables." ”

Kong Xi's eyes lit up as he stared at a table of delicacies, his face was about to move, but he was extremely worried: "I will grow fat, I will grow fat, I will ...... fat."

When Daddy was seated, everyone began to move their chopsticks.

Stating that Tang Dahai and Li Ruyi accompanied their father to drink liquor, and Kong Xi and Xie Yujie drank coconut water. Daddy took the lead in raising his glass and said, "This first glass of wine, we are respectful." ”

"Jing Ruyi has a new life." The statement is followed by a toast.

"Respect Ruyi, get rid of the sea of suffering, and be free." Tang Dahai also raised his glass.

Kong Xi and Xie Yujie didn't know what was going on, but the men all raised their glasses, and they both raised their coconut water as well...... Anyway, I can't get drunk.

"Thank you." Li Ruyi toasted with everyone.

After taking a sip of the liquor, he felt his chest burn hot.

grabbed the chopsticks and wanted to eat, but found that there were several more fish fillets in the plate in front of him.

The statement glanced at Kong Xi, who was sitting next to her, and saw that she was looking down and picking up the fish bones and eating them with relish.

Li Ruyi took the wine bottle, filled the glass in front of him, then stood up with the wine glass, looked at the statement and Tang Dahai with a grateful face, and said: "Without the statement and the sea, there would be no me Li Ruyi today." I salute the statement and a glass of the sea. ”

After speaking, he drank a full glass of liquor.

The statement and Tang Dahai looked at each other, both a little dumbfounded.

This glass of wine has to be two taels, and if you drink it like this, I'm afraid that you will get drunk and fall on the table before you eat a few bites.

The statement whispered: "Ruyi, eat a few bites of food first and then drink." Don't drink so quickly. Otherwise, you will get drunk. ”

"I did it, you are free." Li Ruyi said.

Tang Dahai's eyes turned red, as if he had been greatly humiliated, and said angrily: "Who do you think of me Tang Dahai?" You did it, why did you let me do whatever I wanted? I can't do this kind of thing. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he craned his neck and drank a glass of white wine.

The statement panicked, and persuaded next to him: "Slow down, slow down......"

As he spoke, he took a sip from his glass.

"It's so spicy!"

The eyes of the people at the table were focused on the face of the statement.

"You're so casual?" Tang Dahai's face was flushed, and he was still holding the empty wine glass that he had just drunk.

"Listen to Ruyi." The statement stuffed a piece of fish meat into his mouth, and said confidently: "Ruyi said it, he did it, let's ...... Otherwise, how could he express his gratitude to both of us? ”

"......" The muscles on Tang Dahai's face twitched, and his hands trembled a little.

If it weren't for the fear that no one would stop him, he would have wanted to slap the white wine glass in his hand on the face of the statement.