How unreasonable!

Fortunately, these are college classmates, if they were elementary school classmates, they wouldn't be allowed to tell the story of stealing watermelons with their bare butts and being chased for miles with kitchen knives?

Don't talk about classmate friendship anymore? Do you want to protect your privacy?

Kong Xi looked at the statement with a playful smile and said, "The women's bedroom must be very beautiful, right?" Will there be a lot of content that is not suitable for children? ”

"It's because they lack people in the living department, so they have to ask our discipline inspection department for help." The statement explained with a serious face: "It is common for brother departments to help each other. When we are short of manpower, we also ask the life department to help us move tables and chairs, Wei Gang, don't you say? ”

When he spoke, the statement was still desperately glaring at Wang Weigang.

It's a pity that Wang Weigang, a fool, was not willing to put his eyes on the statement at all, and as soon as he saw that Kong Xi was interested in this topic, he immediately excitedly revealed it further, and said: "You still don't admit it? Who said they were going to swap with me at the time? You said that I should be the head of the discipline inspection department, and you should be the head of the life department...... also said that the hygiene of the girl's dormitory is too bad, and you have to "mess up the room and use heavy codes". also said that many girls run out to rent a house with their boyfriends, which is extremely unsafe behavior, what if the boyfriend does something to someone? When the time comes, will it be accepted or accepted? Fortunately, I didn't agree, otherwise how many people would I offend? ”

"I'm also thinking about the safety of my classmates." The statement stared at Wang Weigang viciously, glanced at Kong Xi with some weakness, and whispered: "As a student union cadre, we must carry out our work in an attitude of being conscientious to the leaders and responsible for our classmates. Most of our Chinese department are female students, and the boys from other departments are eyeing our department, and their eyes are glowing green, like a group of hungry wolves---- as the student representatives elected by the classmates, as the student cadres appointed by the leaders of the college, we can't help but consider it more comprehensively and carefully. What if something happens to one of the students? How can we be worthy of our conscience? Worthy of the parents of classmates? ”

"You're for this?" Wang Weigang didn't believe it.

"What do you think I'm for?" The statement pursed his lips and said with a mocking expression: "Now you know why I am the chairman and you are the secretary general, right?" It is because I have a broad mind and compassion. What about you? The mind is full of the next three ways...... With such a person, how can the leader rest assured that the student work in the college will be handed over to you? ”

"You ......" Wang Weigang pointed to the statement, and his body trembled with anger. This guy really can't open any pot.

"Since the statement is so powerful in school, it must be very popular with girls, right?" Kong Xi said with a sweet smile on his face and pretending to be careless.

"Ahem......" the statement coughed, raised the wine glass in front of him, and said, "Don't talk too hard. Come, drink. Drink. Let's have a toast together. ”

Wang Weigang took the wine glass in front of him and drank it all, looked at Kong Xi and said, "It's not." At that time, the statement was the man of the year in our school. You think, there are a lot of girls in our department, and the ratio of male to female students has reached an astonishing 1:4. For example, in our class, there are only 11 boys out of 40 students. At that time, there were many girls who wanted to ask for dinner every day, and there were harassing phone calls to their dorm room, and I received two ......"

"I've taken it, I've taken it...... I asked her who she was looking for, and she said she was looking for a statement, and I asked her who she was, and they hung up the phone......"

"But at that time, it was already early in the morning, and the other girls didn't have a chance."

"Ling Chen......" Kong Xi looked down at the wine in the wine glass and said, "She must be very beautiful, right?" ”

"Beautiful, it's the flower of our department."

"That is, if you are not beautiful, can you be favored by our Chairman Chen?"

"My first love, ......"

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Dai Ying pursed her lips and said, "It's not as good-looking as Sister Xi." ”

Hearing Dai Ying say this, several other straight men of steel also reacted, nodded their heads in agreement, and said, "Yes, yes, Sister Xi is more beautiful." ”

"Sister Xi is a goddess."

"Sister Xi is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen."

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The statement is angry.

Your praise of Kong Xi without a bottom line has increased the difficulty of my work in the future, okay?

So, the statement raised his glass again and said, "Come on, let's pay homage to Miss Kong Xi, the goddess who is as delicate as a flower and as warm as the sun in my heart." ”

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"Statement, you don't always let us drink. We want to chat with the goddess. Wang Weigang was full of wine and said dissatisfiedly.

The statement looked at Wang Weigang and said, "Can you repeat your previous sentence?" ”

"We want to talk to the goddess?"

"A little bit earlier."

"Sister Xi is the prettiest woman I've ever seen?"

"The first words we met."

"Statement?"

"I'm sorry, you recognized the wrong person." stated that.

The statement is regretful.

If Wang Wei had just passed by him with a wine burp and replied to him when he called out the name "statement", how happy would it be?

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The dinner is over.

Wang Weigang asked in a whisper if he could invite Kong Xi to his birthday party, stating that you are still young now, and you can wait until you are sixty years old and have a big birthday, so you can invite Kong Xi to participate-----

Wang Weigang was forced to breathe out by the statement.

Because after listening to the answer of the statement, as soon as he turned around, he lay down under a large tree and vomited wildly. vomited heartbreakingly, and also vomited all the grievances in my heart.

The statement was going to send Kong Xi home, which was not far from the community where Kong Xi lived, but Kong Xi did not get into the car, but looked at the statement and said, "Take a walk and eliminate food." Ate too much tonight. I drank a lot of beer, and I'm afraid I'm going to gain weight again. ”

"You know that drinking beer makes you gain weight, and you still drink so much?" The statement looked at Kong Xi and said loudly. Because of the wine, Kong Xi's cheeks were rosy, and his eyes were shining, like stars stained with dew.

At this time, Kong Xi was not as wise as usual, and even his body was a little shaky. However, this slightly smoky appearance makes her look shy and lazy, and she is very sultry.

"Because they're your friends." Kong Xi said. "If I'm too arrogant, will I make them feel like they're at odds with you?"

"If only they could think that." The statement said helplessly. Under the deliberate guidance of Kong Xi, these guys told a basket of things about his college days. What is the shame to say, where will there be a strange estrangement?

"After a few years of work, you will know how lucky it is to have a few friends around you."

"I don't care." The statement said: "After all, I am the legendary scumbag who "has no humanity if you have the opposite sex". ”

Kong Xi thought for a moment and said, "How do I feel that you are praising yourself?" ”

"How can a scumbag be a word of praise for people?"

Kong Xi's head was a little dizzy, and with a wave of his big hand, he said, "Let's go, go to the riverside." ”

The river is not far away, go down the embankment, and walk a few steps to it.

The two of them walked along the river embankment coldly, and after looking at the surrounding environment, they felt that this place was a little familiar.

When he saw the "Triangle Plum Park" not far in front of him, he remembered that the last time Kong Xi had an affair with a mysterious man---- he took this road.

Thinking of Kong Xi's beautiful singing, the statement couldn't help but say aloud: "Do you want to listen to the song?" ”

"I'll sing it." Kong Xi said.

"Will you remember tomorrow?

Yesterday you wrote in your diary

Do you still think about it tomorrow?

You used to cry the most."

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This song "You at the Same Table" is one of the most famous campus folk songs in the 90s, and the old wolf has also become the "God of Campus Folk Songs" with this song. Until now, it has been adapted and sung by countless people, and has a great influence on the student body. Sing when the freshmen report, and sing when the old students break up, every class reunion is one of the must-order divine comedies of KTV.

The lyrics of this song were written by Gao Xiaosong, who was short and tight, and Gao Xiaosong got the creative inspiration when he combed the hair of his first girlfriend "Red". Gao Xiaosong and his girlfriend "Hong" met and fell in love, and after that, the two rented a private house in a small fishing village near Xiamen University and lived together. One morning, Gao Xiaosong combed his hair for red, and suddenly shouted "Yes", and then he quickly let go, and before he had time to find the paper, he wrote down his momentary inspiration on the back cover of a book.

"You at the Table" brings us two revelations:

First, men should comb their girlfriends' hair more. Maybe when you comb it, inspiration will come, and your life will change.

Second, a talented person may not be good-looking, but he must be romantic.

Why did the ancients always add the word "merry" in front of the word "talent"? Because of the lack of romance, it seems that the talent and life of a talented person will be bleak.

Of course, these words were said by the ancients, and today's talented people will keep in mind the eight honors and eight shames, and stick to the core values of socialism for a hundred years without wavering......

The statement used to be the old wolf's version, a long-haired man playing a guitar and singing, his voice was clear, but with a sadness that was irreparable and had nowhere to go.

Kong Xi's voice is closer to the version of the Black Duck group, the voice is more deep, the interpretation is more delicate, and the emotional content is more intense.

The statement sounded a little stupid.

At the end of the song, the statement remains silent in the atmosphere created by the lyrics.

This song is a story, a very sad story.

The more you think about it, the more it hurts.

The statement does not speak, and Kong Xi does not speak.

At this time, all the words seem redundant.

The two walked side by side on the embankment, blown by the river wind, and let the moonlight spread on their faces and bodies.

When a gust of wind came, the statement couldn't help but shrink his neck and said, "It's a little cold." ”

"Do you want to borrow it?" A playful smile appeared at the corner of Kong Xi's mouth, and he asked crisply.

"I'm embarrassed to always find someone to borrow a hand." stated that.

"......" Kong Xi puffed out his cheeks and looked angry. Don't borrow it. Who do you think likes to borrow you?

"Can you borrow a hug?" The statement said, "I'll pay you back next time." ”

“……”

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Above the embankment, among the trees.

A dark shadow kept following behind Shu Shu and Kong Xi, they were fast, and his pace was also fast. They were slow, and his pace slowed down. When they stopped, he lurked among the thorns.

The wind is clear and the moon is clear, but there are always places where the moonlight can't shine.