Chapter 143: The Song of Chengguan
Du Zhenyu said earnestly: "Brother, I didn't say you, this is what you are wrong, are there fewer examples of students falling in love with teachers in history?" Is there still less sibling love? aiqing knows no borders, skin color, and race.,Oh,Of course, it's not about age.,Forget it.,There's no point in talking to you about these big truths.,By the way,Let me remind you again.,Instead of pestering my girlfriend here.,Do these boring and useless things.,It's better to take a good look at the dishes in your own bowl.,I see that the girl you soaked is also a high school student.,Looks actually good.,Except for a little fox smell.,But I seem to see her go out just now.,You don't chase it? ”
Xiong Lin's face became ugly, and when he turned around, he really saw that the female student he had just made an appointment to open a room had run out of the restaurant, and secretly screamed badly, and heard that there were guests around him laughing at him in a low voice, so he suddenly had no face to stay anymore, and hurriedly chased after him.
"Hey, sir, you haven't paid yet!"
The beautiful waitress just now was already standing at the door and stopped Xiong Lin, and there was no longer a smile on her face.
Xiong Lin blushed, hurriedly paid the bill, and was embarrassed to give change, so he rushed out.
"Why is the quality of people so poor now, when they come to this kind of place, they even have the kind idea of eating overlord meals!" Du Zhenyu's voice is not small, and the people in the restaurant can hear it clearly.
Many people knew that Du Zhenyu was deliberately attacking his rival, so they laughed together.
He Qian smiled: "How do you know that his girlfriend is a middle school student?" ”
"Guess." Du Zhenyu said.
"That's nonsense?" He Qian was stunned.
Du Zhenyu nodded.
"You're so bad." He Qian couldn't help but sneer.
Du Zhenyu was even more proud.
Don't praise me, men are not bad, women are not loved, are you really going to fall in love with me?
"Then how do you know she smells foxes?" He Qian asked curiously: "You won't be talking nonsense on purpose, right?" ”
"That's not nonsense." Du Zhenyu said: "My nose is very smart, and I can smell it." ”
"Dognose." He Qian scolded with a smile.
Du Zhenyu looked proud: "I'll just praise me as you, but you don't have to praise me all the time, in fact, I can smell the perfume on your body, it's okay, it's not strong, or it's over, by the way, you don't usually use perfume, why did you suddenly use perfume today?" ”
Yes?
He Qian was embarrassed.
She doesn't usually use perfume, this is what she quietly ran out in the afternoon and bought it in the cosmetics store next door to the hospital, just for the evening date, but she didn't expect that she only played a little bit, and Du Zhenyu could smell it.
With some joy and worry in her heart, she lowered her head and whispered, "You don't like women to use perfume?" ”
"You can use it, but I prefer your natural body fragrance." Du Zhenyu sniffed his nose, his face intoxicated.
"You're so bad!"
You don't have to praise me!
After eating, Du Zhenyu really didn't let He Qian pay, the latter was going to pay forcibly, but later found that Du Zhenyu's wallet had at least several thousand yuan, so she didn't force it anymore.
It's not that she's stingy, it's just that the cost of this meal is a bit high, and it's too much more than her date budget.
Coming out of the restaurant, after two traffic lights, the cinema is not far in front.
At this time, half an hour before the movie starts, many men and women who are watching the movie flock to the door of the movie theater together.
Du Zhenyu has also come to see movies before, but he has never seen so many people, and now few people come to the cinema, he can watch anything on the Internet at home, and it is not expensive to buy a home theater, and the effect is not much different from the cinema.
"It seems that this Chen Lingfei is really popular!" Du Zhenyu sighed.
He Qian nodded and said, "Yes, there are many people in our hospital who are her fans." ”
Suddenly found a black BMW not far away, Du Zhenyu was startled, he recognized this BMW, it was the one Li Juan usually sits.
Pulling He Qian to a corner, Du Zhenyu stuck his head out, and his sneaky appearance made He Qian a little puzzled.
She also stretched out her head, followed Du Zhenyu's line of sight, and saw Li Juan getting out of the car.
"Hey, that girl seems to be your classmate?" There was a hint of vinegar in He Qian's words.
Du Zhenyu was embarrassed, and immediately said righteously: "Yes, her name is Li Juan, she must not be seen, and I don't know which nerve she has a problem, she has been pestering me for this time, I guess she likes me, hey, no way, she is handsome, it's just not good!" ”
"You don't like her?" He Qian was a little skeptical.
Du Zhenyu turned his head, stared at He Qian's eyes, and said very sincerely: "I will like her?" ”
Tsk, you see, the tone is different, the meaning is completely different.
Du Zhenyu actually wanted to say, I will like her.
"Weishenme doesn't like her?" He Qian felt a little more comfortable.
"Look at her!" Du Zhenyu pointed to Li Juan, who was entering the cinema, and said: "Can she compare with you, her figure is not as good as yours, the same clothes, if you wear them, they must look better!" ”
Amitabha, my brother is talking about clothes, but he didn't say anything else, God can testify!
Thinking of Du Zhenyu's cheongsam theory in the Rose Covenant, He Qian was a little proud.
It turns out that big breasts still have an advantage!
She suddenly felt that she didn't know herself, from this afternoon to now, it has only been half a day, why did she fall in love with Du Zhenyu?
And why do you care so much about what he says about yourself?
Could it be that aiqing came too suddenly and violently, allowing himself to fall into it unconsciously?
Du Zhenyu breathed a sigh of relief, pulled He Qian out, patted his chest, and said, "It's so dangerous." ”
"What are you afraid of?" He Qian was a little dissatisfied.
Du Zhenyu's brain turned very fast, and he immediately found an excuse for himself, and said with a depressed face: "You don't know, last time I fought with someone, I was almost expelled from school, if she saw me watching a movie with you, what would she do?" ”
He Qian pouted and said, "She can't run over and scold me, right?" ”
"That's not necessarily, even if you don't come to scold you, you have to scold me when the time comes, women are crazy, if you hate from love, you can do anything, if she stabs our affairs to school, I call it early love, what if I am expelled from school?" Du Zhenyu looked scared: "Why don't we go to the movies?" ”
If you don't watch a movie, you can go for a walk on the riverside road, and then go to the bank of the Ba River to blow the wind, sit down on the edge of the reeds together, hug each other, hehe, the black light is blind, you can do the same thing.
Du Zhenyu swallowed his saliva.
Unexpectedly, He Qian hurriedly said: "No, this movie must be watched, I've always wanted to watch it, but I really can't let her find out, or it won't be good if you are dropped out of school, now that you are in your third year of high school, at least you have to get a high school diploma, find something to do outside in the future, even if you can't make much money, we can live well." ”
Du Zhenyu was immediately embarrassed.
Sister, where else is this, start planning my future?
But I'm so impressed! What a good girl, these days, I don't care if you have the ability or not, but I just love you with all my heart and want to live a good life with you It's really rare to see a good woman!
The two began to walk towards the entrance of the movie theater.
At the entrance of the movie theater, there are several board cars, and several middle-aged men and women are selling pineapples, and the business is not bad, mixed with an old woman in her sixties.
"Do you want to eat pineapple?" Du Zhenyu asked.
He Qian said yes.
Du Zhenyu came to the woman's stall, and the wife enthusiastically helped Du Zhenyu pick a pineapple, but before she had time to peel it, she panicked and wanted to leave.
Du Zhenyu was stunned for a moment, only to find that a few chengguan team members came out of nowhere behind him, and several board cars behind him had moved away like lightning, and then pushed away in a panic, leaving the wife because Du Zhenyu blocked the view and found it the latest, so she didn't have time to evacuate.
"Quick, get the cart away!" A chengguan said loudly.
So, a group of chengguan rushed over like wolves, and the momentum, tsk, was like a tiger coming down the mountain.
Regarding the urban management of Huaxia Kingdom, there are many comments on the Internet, Du Zhenyu once saw some remarks, saying that Huaxia urban management is invincible, seeing God killing God, seeing Buddha killing Buddha. Punch the princes of Europe and kick the Citi of North America. The upper can fight the plane, and the lower can be the second tank. Go to the sea to destroy the aircraft carrier, fly into the sky and hit the satellite.
There are also people who wrote poems specifically for chengguan:
A thunderclap and a sword,
A pack of fierce dogs is the chengguan,
The heart of steel, the black gall,
comprehensive management to ensure public order,
The sound of killing frightens the beggars,
Wind forest volcano prestige,
Grab it ruthlessly,
Fight and rot,
Smash the enemy's booth and then fine.
There are also people who have written a song for the chengguan: China's chengguan has a pole to say, that Tuo is called to smash the people, and the pole is called to stab the rivers and mountains babbling, you are the one who stabs the sky......
Seeing that his wife was about to be shot, Du Zhenyu didn't look back, moved his legs slightly, the first chengguan rushed too fast, couldn't stop the car, and fell directly to the ground, falling a dog to grab......
The second, the third, and the fourth, all fell together.
So there was a hahadaxiao sound around.
The first chengguan rushed up, Du Zhenyu was hit, and then suddenly shouted: "Ah, thief!" ”
Several chengguan were stunned, Du Zhenyu pointed to the first chengguan, and said anxiously: "I saw that your wallet was stolen!" ”
The chengguan subconsciously touched his pocket, and immediately exclaimed: "Fuck, who stole Lao Tzu's wallet?!" ”
"Over there, the one in yellow has just gotten into that alley!" Du Zhenyu pointed to the alley on the left.
"Chase!" The city management at the head is estimated to be the captain, and as soon as he gave the order, several city managers rushed to the alley with him.
As soon as Du Zhenyu turned around, his wife finally pulled the car and ran away.
Pulling He Qian, Du Zhenyu went directly into the cinema, sneakily seeing that there was no one left and right, Du Zhenyu pulled He Qian to the corner of the corridor.
"You lied to them, didn't you?" He Qian smiled: "But you are really clever, not only are you not in trouble, but you also saved that woman." ”
"Nope." Du Zhenyu said: "Is his wallet really lost, there is really a thief, but the thief is me." ”
Du Zhenyu took out a wallet, and then his eyes lit up.
"Wow, haha, got rich, this guy is estimated to have been fined a lot tonight, hehe."
Pulling out a stack of money from his wallet and throwing it into the trash bin on the side, Du Zhenyu began to count it.
He Qian was dumbfounded, staring at Du Zhenyu with an incredible expression.
When Du Zhenyu took the other party's wallet, she didn't see it at all, the two just bumped, how could this wallet end up in Du Zhenyu's hand.
This is a master!
"Five thousand!" Du Zhenyu raised the banknote in his hand.
"You do this a lot?" He Qian frowned.
Du Zhenyu immediately understood He Qian's thoughts, and said seriously: "Are you doubting my character?" This is the first time I've been a thief, maybe it's also zuihou once, this kind of person's money, anyway, it's all ill-gotten gains, I don't regret doing it, if you look down on me because of this, then I have nothing to say, I'll leave now, and I will never disturb your life in the future! ”
"I didn't say anything about you." He Qian was a little anxious and hurriedly said.
"Then you take this money, I'm not a greedy person." Du Zhenyu handed the money to He Qian.
He Qian hurriedly waved her hand: "I don't want this money, it's yours, I want it?" ”
"It's not mine, it's the unlucky one." Du Zhenyu said.
"That's what you worked so hard to bring it, how could I ask for it." He Qian refused.
Du Zhenyu took half of it and stuffed it into He Qian's hand, and then said with a smile: "It's okay now, one person and a half, this is called the person who sees it." ”
He Qian still wanted to say something, but Du Zhenyu had already pulled him into the cinema.
Wow, there are so many people in the cinema, there are more than 2,000 auditoriums, and at least eighty percent of the attendance rate is there.
Du Zhenyu carefully searched for Li Juan's figure in the crowd, but did not see it.
There are too many people, and no matter how good he is, it's useless.
found a place not far from the toilet to sit down, the reason why Du Zhenyu chose this position is because the light here is relatively dark, even if the light is on, it is not easy for people to find out, which is conducive to him can do bad things when he is emotional for a while.
He Qian actually knew that Du Zhenyu was sitting here, but she didn't object.
As soon as the two sat down, the curtain door of the toilet not far from the right hand side was opened, Du Zhenyu's eyes were sharp, and he immediately buried his head, pretending to pick up something, but his heart suddenly jumped.
Good girl, I won't be lucky to carry it like this, I said how I couldn't find anyone, it turned out to be the toilet!