Chapter 1: Girl, please respect yourself
It is said that fathers and sons are mostly brothers in their previous lives, and they are reincarnated as fathers and sons in this life, taking turns to take care of each other. You take care of the first half of my life, you take care of the second half of my life, such a harmonious reincarnation, so that the feelings continue to sublimate. Hey, what a wonderful idea, it makes people move and linger.
Xu Xiaobai actually thought the same way, but since he was ten years old, he felt that his duty of care seemed to be in advance. Not only did he not get taken care of by his father, but he was often responsible for his father's food, drink and clothing!
As Xu Xiaobai's father, Xu Cheng enjoys his lifestyle very much, drinking alcohol every day to treat diseases. Well, it's to help someone else heal! Speaking of which, helping others treat diseases can be regarded as a noble profession, but in Xu Xiaobai's opinion, his father is the best, he is not an ordinary doctor, but a witch doctor!
Not to mention that in the Spring and Autumn Period, wizards and doctors have been officially separated, and they have nothing to do with each other since then, just take today's modernization, there is still the existence of witch doctors! It was meant to be a joke. Yes, Xu Xiaobai also thinks it's a joke. But there is no way, who let himself be such a dad. And, in fact, Xu Cheng has no other shortcomings except for occasionally going crazy and entering the state of a witch doctor, plus not doing housework, and hundreds of shortcomings. Well, there's nothing to lose, he's still a good dad.
In order to pass on the family's witch doctor skills, Xu Xiaobai was asked by Xu Cheng to be familiar with many witch doctor techniques since he was a child. When it comes to witch doctors, the first thing that many people think of is pretending to be gods and ghosts, Xu Xiaobai also thought so at first, but after a long time, he knew that witch doctors actually have a lot of things to know, such as acupuncture, pulse control, divination, feng shui, tomb, yin qi, formation breaking, healing Gu poison, etc., as for ghosts and gods, that is only a small part of the business scope of witch doctors.
Even Xu Cheng said that any occult technique also needs to keep pace with the times, and some haode things, regardless of the East and the West, can be learned. Because of this sentence, Xu Xiaobai also thinks that his father is very cool, you say that you are an oriental witch doctor, but there are books on western medicine and even pathological psychology in your room, aren't you ruining people's three views!
In addition to learning these miscellaneous things, Xu Xiaobai also followed Xu Cheng to practice and open up the so-called witch doctor's acupoint, in Xu Cheng's words, as long as these witch doctor's acupoints are all opened, Xu Xiaobai can ascend to heaven!
Black! Ascend! Xu Xiaobai will only turn 18 in a month, and he will ascend to heaven now? Isn't it a little too early!
Father and son are a kind of fate, and each father and son have a different story. Although Xu Xiaobai is sometimes speechless, he also enjoys his time with Xu Cheng. After all, since his mother couldn't stand his father's lifestyle, so he disappeared and never showed up again, his father Xu Chengcheng became Xu Xiaobai's closest person. Every day, the father and son quarrel and joke, or Xu Cheng takes Xu Xiaobai to practice, or even goes out to the doctor, which has become the joy of life.
The witch doctor's son, well, let's be more direct, in other people's words, the son of a charlatan, no matter what, he has to be familiar with it and become a little more tactful. And in fact, Xu Xiaobai is indeed sleek, even sleek to the point of being a scoundrel! Because if you do this business, how can you suffer. Therefore, one of Xu Xiaobai's aphorisms is: You stole my underwear, what's the matter, give you a discount, you have to return a villa back! Of course, there are exceptions. For example, if Xu Cheng took Xu Xiaobai's underwear, then Xu Xiaobai would have no choice.
When he woke up in the morning, Xu Xiaobai was speechless in front of a basin of dirty clothes, and his father disappeared for no reason. Of course, disappearing for no reason is actually one of the hundreds of shortcomings mentioned above. And every time he disappears, Xu Cheng will go out with a lot of things, such as a change of underwear! Every time he didn't have enough underwear, he would also requisition Xu Xiaobai's underwear. Father and son, make do with it.
Fortunately, Xu Xiaobai is also used to it, so looking at his father's empty bed, he is still calmly brushing his teeth, and casually picks up a note on the table, on which the few lines of dragon flying and phoenix dance are left by Xu Cheng: Son, my father went to find his brother to learn the art of witch doctors, and I don't know when I will come back. There's a thousand bucks under the bed board, which should be enough for you these days. By the way, can you buy a bigger size next time you buy underwear, your dad has a big butt, you don't know!
Big ass! That's fat! Hey, in addition to the fact that this character is indeed very beautiful, Xu Xiaobai has not gotten any other benefits from this note. A thousand yuan, hehe, who knows when Xu Cheng will come back. If he doesn't come back for half a year, this thousand yuan will not be enough for Xu Xiaobai to spend slowly.
Lifting Xu Cheng's messy quilt, Xu Xiaobai pulled out the 1,000 pieces under the bed board. Counted, oops, this time it was no more and no less! It seems that Dad is not in a hurry when he leaves this time!
Well, Xu Xiaobai just praised it in his heart, and when he looked down, he saw a string of bracelets falling to the ground. Sure enough, I can't boast about it, this is the bracelet that Xu Cheng has always carried on his hand, and this can be dropped! It seems that he has to give up treatment for his disgraceful problems!
This is a bracelet with eight stones of different sizes and seven strangely shaped woods strung together, Xu Xiaobai had asked Xu Cheng before, why did he wear such a non-mainstream personality bracelet, but Xu Cheng's reply was, brush the bowl first, and I will tell you later! After Xu Xiaobai brushed the bowl, Xu Xiaobai's reply was that the heavenly machine should not be revealed!
"Heavenly Machine? If you really know the heavenly machine, you must calculate the lottery first, and then change our broken house! Shaking his head, Xu Xiaobai put the bracelet on his left wrist. After taking a red one, and then putting the remaining nine hundred yuan in the box in the room, Xu Xiaobai rode straight to the school on his bicycle.
Although Xu Xiaobai is not very handsome, he is definitely comfortable to look at. Medium in stature, 1.75 meters tall, not burly, white and clean. But as long as he takes off his clothes, he can also see the tendons and flesh of his body! He is in his third year of high school, and the school he attends is Langshui High School, an aristocratic middle school in Jiangbin City. If there are any characteristics of this aristocratic middle school, it is estimated that there are two points. One is that there are many children from rich and powerful families, and second, it must be a high tuition fee!
Xu Xiaobai also asked Xu Cheng at the beginning, as the son of a charlatan, is it necessary to go to such a school? It also cost you so much money for drinking money to do tuition. Fortunately, Xu Cheng didn't say that the secret of heaven should not be leaked this time, he just said calmly, he drank too much that day!
Well, just because Xu Cheng drank too much, he had to bear the high tuition, and don't say it, every time he paid the tuition, Xu Cheng could really take it, and I don't know which rich man he fooled! And because Xu Cheng drank too much, his son, a little charlatan who had nothing, was going to be with a lot of rich and handsome people all day long! But fortunately, Xu Xiaobai, a scoundrel, has a thick skin and a big grin, in such a relatively comparable living environment, he is not uncomfortable at all, but he is still living chic and comfortable.
shivered, and Xu Xiaobai, who rode a motorcycle to school, didn't know where a cold air came from. There is no reason why it will be cold in September this September, so Xu Xiaobai will continue to move forward as an accidental incident.
The roar of the car came from behind, after all, it was an aristocratic school. School is in and out of school every day, and most of the students are picked up and dropped off by luxury cars. The blue Jaguar that drove quickly past Xu Xiaobai, Xu Xiaobai was also very familiar with it. Sitting inside is the school flower of Langshui Middle School, Guo Caidie, the princess of Guo's electrical appliances.
When Xu Xiaobai saw Guo Caidie for the first time, he felt that this girl was really beautiful and couldn't pay for her life! Long hair, snow-white jade neck, white shoulders, and watery skin. Although the beautiful and elegant face is not smiling, it always has a cold affinity. This is a very contradictory form, cold and glamorous, and should give people a sense of distance all the time, but she has a special magic that makes you can't help but want to get close to her. Hey, it's a pity that the reputation of this little charlatan is not very good, and it is not easy to get close to this princess.
Scratching his left wrist, a burst of itching made Xu Xiaobai stop riding. The bracelet on his left wrist shook twice by itself, and he felt strange: "What's the situation...... Hey, what's that? ”
As soon as he looked up, Xu Xiaobai found that some vague gases appeared in the distance. In normal times, these things are invisible, but Xu Xiaobai noticed today that his eyes seemed a little strange.
"Is that ...... Jiuqu resents yin. ”
Surprise flashed across his face, and he quickly rubbed his eyes. When he was watching, the aura disappeared again.
Did you hallucinate? How could he see such a thing as Jiuqu resentment and yin qi. Although Xu Cheng taught Xu Xiaobai to distinguish a lot, Xu Xiaobai had never seen it with his own eyes after all.
Evil door, it won't be a bracelet relationship. Xu Xiaobai touched the bracelet and did feel that the bracelet seemed to bring some warmth into his palm.
"What the hell is this thing all about?"
Fortunately, he follows Xu Cheng every day, so Xu Xiaobai will not care too much about any evil things.
When he entered the school, he casually put his motorcycle around the corner and carried his schoolbag to the classroom. At this moment, Xu Xiaobai faintly heard the voices of men and women coming from the corner, and the girl seemed to be begging for something.
"Chen Feifei?" Before he could look at it, from the female voice, Xu Xiaobai made a judgment first.
As for why it is so clear, it is very simple, Xu Xiaobai and Chen Feifei are in the same class.
To say that Chen Feifei, a girl, is also a popular figure in school. Before her sophomore year of high school, she was considered a rich second generation. As soon as the sophomore year of high school passed, her parents were arrested for financial fraud, and the family property was auctioned, leaving only an old house and some savings for Chen Feifei to live on her own.
was used to the life of a princess who had no worries about food and clothing, and suddenly became Cinderella, and Chen Feifei's encounter was simply a roller coaster. Fortunately, she used to be considered a courtesan in the circle of rich people, and she was also beautiful, so even if she has no money now, there are many boys who are willing to give her money to spend.
Xu Xiaobai's impression of her is not good, not because of her life style, but because he thinks Chen Feifei is a little too snobbish! When she was rich, Chen Feifei didn't look at a student like Xu Xiaobai at all. And after she ran out of money, she also followed the rich man's ass all day long.
For students like Xu Xiaobai, she has always ignored them.
Casually leaning back and turning his head to look, Xu Xiaobai saw three boys surrounding Chen Feifei there. And Chen Feifei covered her right cheek, with tears on her face, and timidly said to one of the emaciated boys: "I'm sorry, I'm really in trouble." Ah......h
Smack, a heavy slap hit Chen Feifei's left cheek this time, and the boy pointed at Chen Feifei and yelled: "You treat me as a fool? Once there is something, twice there is something, do you have something every time! You don't know who Lao Tzu Tan Zuo is, you little~ Zi dare to play me, you can't find death! ”
"I'll it, Tan Zuo!" Xu Xiaobai grinned, thinking that Chen Feifei was in big trouble now.
Who is Tan Zuo, that is the little bully of the school. Occupying his father is the major shareholder of Xintan Loan Company and one of the school's school directors, Tan Zuo has always been high-flying in the school.
No, Chen Feifei didn't dare to resist at all, and was slapped by Tan Zuo again. Then Tan Zuo directly grabbed Chen Feifei's hair, pulled it to the corner, threw it on the ground, and spit at Chen Feifei. Feeling still angry, Tan Zuo actually kicked Chen Feifei's body twice.
The weak Chen Feifei huddled in the corner of the wall tremblingly, and could only cry alone, not even daring to shout loudly, so she could only keep begging softly: "Please, don't hit me." ”
"Not to hit you? Hmph, do you know how humiliated I was last night? And it's not the first time! What are you? If it weren't for me spending money, what would be the difference between you and the poor students out there. Shame on the face! Phew, the daughter of a couple of liars, is indeed a liar too. Play tricks with me, I'll make you unable to eat and walk around! ”
"Please...... Please don't say how good my parents are? Although she was still curled up and trembling, Chen Feifei turned her head slightly to look at Tan Zuo.
"I rub, do you still have an opinion? I just said, your parents are liars and have been caught, you are also a liar, what's wrong! Tan Zuo said as he kept hitting Chen Feifei's head with his hand.
Finally, Chen Feifei, who couldn't bear it, got up and pushed it towards Tan Zuo. And after pushing it out, she herself was scared there. It wasn't until Tan Zuo was angry that he was about to rush again, and Chen Feifei hurriedly ran out in fright.
As soon as she turned the corner, Chen Feifei saw Xu Xiaobai standing there, she grabbed Xu Xiaobai behind without hesitation, and then hid behind Xu Xiaobai and cried: "Xu Xiaobai, help me." ”
What kind of rhythm is this, I am an outsider, Xu Xiaobai was about to say, girl, you have self-respect, but at this moment Tan Zuo has already caught up.
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