Chapter 43 Brain Dead is a Disease

Without waiting for Tang Yun to speak, Su Han raised his head, glanced at Tang Ya, and then glanced at Bai Wangchen: "You two are lovers?" ”

"Phew! We're just ordinary friends. Tang Ya took a sip: "Don't change the topic." ”

Wang Chen also said: "That is, change the topic? Don't. He went on to say something slightly literary: "In the eyes of you liar, there is no friendship between men and women? Is there only that kind of disgusting thing between men and women? Please straighten your mind. ”

Burst! Quite platonic?

Su Han shook his shoulders with laughter: "I have always believed that there is pure friendship between men and women, but I didn't expect that two men and women who have no lovers can be brain-dead together." ”

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he picked the worm with his fingers, and the worm flew high, crossed a red silk thread, and fell into the water.

"Did you see that? This insect is not to mention extended, it has a length of forty centimeters under normal conditions, and such a long insect has grown into a mosquito, so it is not a matter of biting you into a bag, but eating you alive and peeling you alive. Su Han shook his head slightly: "Don't pretend if you don't understand, brain damage must be treated, because brain damage is a disease!" ”

Suddenly, Tang Ya couldn't say a word, her face turned red, and she felt like someone had pierced her mind.

And Wang Chen still muttered quietly: "No, in the biology book, this is obviously the larvae of mosquitoes." ”

"Hmph, you go back and flip through the biology book, or you should take a good look at the biology teacher's name and make sure that his side job is not to take physical education classes." Su Han spoke sarcastically again, and made up his mind not to beat Wang Chen, but he didn't say that he was determined not to be sarcastic, right?

Wang Chen clenched his fists fiercely, the bastard with a mask, you wait for me, don't run later.

"I can't imagine that nature is so amazing that there is such a thing." Tang Dafeng has also traveled to every inch of beautiful land in China, and it is the first time I have seen such a long and thin insect.

Su Han pressed Tang Dafeng's leg: "Uncle Tang, it's started." ”

"Come on."

Call! A blade with a cold light slashed, and there was an extra blood mark on Tang Dafeng's ankle.

Fortunately, his legs were no longer numerous, and he couldn't feel the coldness of the blade.

Su Han pointed a finger, and ten nematodes formed a red ribbon and burrowed into Tang Dafeng's legs.

Tang Yun and Tang Ya around them turned their heads when they saw such a strange scene, and there was a sense of blockage in their hearts, but Wang Chen was not disgusted to watch it with relish.

At the same time, Su Han cut Tang Dafeng's other leg, and the remaining ten nematodes also quickly drilled in.

Strange to say, after the nematode completely entered the leg, the thin blood marks cut by the utility knife actually healed automatically.

Tang Dafeng had been paying attention to his legs, and when he saw this strange scene, he was a little shocked in his heart, and he also believed in Su Han's ability even more.

It was Wang Chen, who sneered with his mouth crooked on the side: "Jianghu warlock, so you are making a mistake." ”

Su Han didn't bother to take care of this guy, and said to Tang Dafeng: "Uncle Tang, your leg will feel right away, but this feeling is a pinprick pain, you hold back, and at the same time tell me where it hurts." ”

Needless to say than Su Han said, Tang Dafeng had already felt it, saying that it was a needle prick, it was better to say that he had been stung by a scorpion, it was itchy, painful and swollen, and the strength of the pain was quite large, if it wasn't said at the beginning, he really couldn't help it.

"Here, it hurts here." Tang Dafeng pointed at the ankle.

Brush!

Su Han raised his hand with a flying needle, and the straight needle drilled into Tang Dafeng's periosteum.

"Here, here."

Tang Dafeng pointed to the inside of his knee at the same time.

Once again, a flying needle hit Tang Dafeng's sore spot steadily.

While hurting, Tang Dafeng secretly gave Su Han an evaluation, last time he said that he was very stable in needle walking, and now he has another advantage, the needle is fast, and the needle is very accurate.

What's more, Su Han didn't look like he was piercing a silver needle at all, but more like throwing a hidden weapon.

On several occasions, Tang Dafeng had pain at two or three acupuncture points at the same time, and pressed them with his hands respectively, Su Han actually flew out of two needles at the same time, this technique is simply amazing.

"Master, are you flying needles?"

"It's called no trick to win, there's a trick." Su Han squinted his eyes slightly, and wantonly waved the silver needle in his hand.

Tang Dafeng was so painful that he only gasped for air, but the scene when he went to the emergency room came to his mind.

At that time, a friend of Tang Dafeng introduced him to the master of traditional Chinese medicine - Wu Tianlin, Wu Tianlin is good at acupuncture, and over the years, Tang Dafeng has also done physiotherapy there.

Although his leg was not cured much, he admired Wu Tianlin's acupuncture techniques very much.

The force of each stitch is exactly the same.

Don't underestimate this advantage, being able to control the strength of each needle is almost the same, which requires strong endurance, and at the same time, it also requires good control of liliang, without twenty or thirty years of skill, it is really not good.

"Master Wu, your acupuncture technique is really perfect." During a physiotherapy, Tang Dafeng said to Wu Tianlin sincerely.

Wu Tianlin didn't look happy at all: "I still only got a fur, far away from the realm of perfection." ”

"In your understanding, what does it mean to be in the realm of perfection?"

"Flying needles go to acupuncture points, each needle can be like a projectile hidden weapon, accurate, so that you can hit multiple acupoints at the same time, think of it, if there is really such a technique, many diseases can also be treated."

Tang Dafeng wrote down the word flying needle and acupoint.

Now it seems that Su Han is indeed a cow, looking at his figure, skin, and the voice he speaks, Tang Dafeng guessed that Su Han's age would definitely not be more than thirty years old, and at such an age, he surpassed the masters of traditional Chinese medicine a lot, and he was really a talented character.

"Since ancient times, heroes have been teenagers." Tang Dafeng sighed.

Tang Yun and Tang Ya on the side were dumbfounded, this technique of flying two needles at the same time and accurately hitting the part can only appear in the movie.

And now they actually saw it.

Tang Ya even thought that Su Han was performing magic tricks, and kept rummaging for Su Han's loopholes.

But real kung fu is real kung fu, tempered thousands of times, there is no room for sloppiness, looking for it, and I can't find the slightest mistake in Su Han, so I can only give up.

"Uncle Tang, the nematodes have been finalized, and now it's time to give you compound nerves." Su Han snapped his fingers, and slapped his palm on Tang Dafeng's leg.

The position of the shoot is the trajectory of the nematode.

Bang Bang Bang!

Every time Tang Dafeng slapped him, he felt unbearable pain, his face was extremely complex, and his forehead was full of cold sweat.

And Su Han was not much worse, his face was full of hot sweat.

After a total of nineteen palms, Su Han sat down, and his whole body was a little prostration: "Officer Tang, pour me a glass of Coke, add ice." ”

"Good!" Although Tang Yun was worried about his father, he still took out a can of Coke from the refrigerator, poured it into a glass mug, added three ice cubes at the same time, shook it, and handed it to Su Han.

Su Han finished drinking it in one go, and straightened his arm again: "Another drink." ”

At the moment when Tang Yun poured Coke, Wang Chen, who was not convinced, sneered: "If you drink too much Coke, you are easy to get kidney stones, and you are not a doctor at first glance, and you don't even have this common sense of health preservation." ”

Su Han said angrily: "A boy who has no skills and has a greasy head and a powdery face, is scolding an excellent doctor, such a funny thing will happen!" Alas! The world is going down. ”

"Who doesn't have any skills? Do you dare to say that you can't get kidney stones if you drink too much Coke? ”

Not to mention, Wang Chen's statement does exist, cola in the human body, water will be absorbed, but other components will form crystals, grow in the kidneys, and over time, they will form hard stones.

But Su Han will practice qi every day, and the impurities in his body will be dissolved because of the exercises he practiced, so it doesn't matter if he has a little bit, he hahadaxiao: "Actually, I also think you have kidney stones." ”

"Where do I have it? Young Master Ben is very good, he only went to do the B ultrasound last month, and his kidney function is normal. "Wang Chen really went to the hospital last week, because once when he was running errands with women, he found that the things he ejaculated were mixed with blood.

I thought something was wrong.

As a result, the doctor told him that the minor problem was just excessive use of the kidneys.

Su Han shook his head: "Your kidney stone has been transferred, not in the kidney." ”

"Where's that?" Wang Chen was unconvinced, but he was still a little convinced of Su Han's medical skills in his heart, and when the other party said this, he immediately panicked.

"It's transferred to the brain, and now it's blocking the nerves in your brain, leaving you with advanced symptoms of brain damage." Su Han said.

Poof! Tang Yun couldn't hold back for a moment, his hands were a little trembling, and the charred black liquid was sprinkled on the table: "Giggles, master, you are really humorous." ”

"Bastard." Wang Chen was careless, and was damaged by Su Han again.

"Ahh

Tang Dafeng let out a sharp scream, and once again attracted the attention of the whole room.

I saw that Tang Dafeng was on fire, constantly slapping his body, his face was red, reminiscent of the burning honeycomb coal.

"Master, what's wrong? Why am I so uncomfortable? ”

As he spoke, Tang Dafeng rolled off the wheelchair and rolled on the floor, his clothes stained gray.

Tang Yun hurriedly went to help Tang Dafeng, and as soon as his arm touched, he was pushed away by Tang Dafeng: "Biedong me, it hurts, it hurts to death." ”

Tang Yun felt a little unbearable in her heart, and turned her head to look at Su Han: "Master? What's going on? ”

"What's going on? It must have been this liar who used three indiscriminate means to make our father like this. Tang Ya had a bad temper and waved her hand: "Wang Chen, give this charlatan who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to play tricks a little bit of color." ”

"Good Ratcha." Wang Chen clenched his fists, looked aggressive, and slowly walked towards Su Han.

Su Han stared at his mug and said with a smile: "If you don't ask anything clearly, you're in a hurry to do it?" Why are the people of the Tang family so ungraceful? ”

"Wait!" Tang Yun was stimulated by Su Hanyi, and shouted loudly: "That person with a watch on his nose, don't whine at my house, even if something goes wrong, it won't be your turn to interfere." ”

Wang Chen was a little difficult to ride a tiger, and turned around and said aggrievedly: "Xiaoya, why is your sister laughing at my nose." ”

"Leave it alone, just beat me up on that masked liar."