Chapter Seventy-Five: The Dull Overlord
Su Han's heart roared past with 10,000 divine beasts, and he was fooled by a person who seemed to be mentally retarded, but was actually like a mirror in his heart, this was simply a disgusting thing.
"I said buddy, you're not authentic." Although Su Han thinks this thing is quite fucked, he still thinks this nerd is very interesting.
The nerd laughed again: "You are not authentic, come out in the middle of the night to see my jokes." ”
"Why don't I be authentic, I originally wanted to help you." Su Han said, a run, and glared at the tree fiercely.
The sparse dew came down, and the nerd's test tube was immediately full.
"Huh! Such a cow? The nerd looked at the test tube that was already filled with dew and was surprised.
Su Han couldn't tell whether this guy was a real second or a fake two, so he simply didn't speak.
The nerd suddenly patted his head: "Oh! By the way, the reason why I stood under the tree to catch the dew was because I thought that the dew was a very holy thing, and I still had to keep my faith. ”
Pour out all the dew in the test tube! Then he said very seriously: "I can't do holy things by opportunism, otherwise, it won't be worth much." ”
Su Han really thinks that this buddy is a talent, this year, there are not many people who do stupid things, but society also needs people who do stupid things.
"You cow, I support you, it's too late, next time we have a fate, let's have a good chat." Su Han is really a little sleepy, he has been tossed for a day, he is a little tired, take a bath, sleep, and go to Xiaoying's birthday banquet refreshed when it is dawn.
"Okay! Brother, you go slowly. The nerd held the test tube with one hand, and waved at Su Han with the other: "My name is Dull Overlord, remember it." ”
"Remember, your name is Dull Overlord, a Dull Overlord like Xue Pan." Su Han smiled and walked towards a guest house across the street.
……
Before he knew it, it was already dawn, and Su Han sat up from the bed and began to meditate for the day.
Yesterday, Xiaoying had already told him the location of the birthday party and decided to feast in the "Crystal City".
Crystal City is a very high-end club in Yanjing, and it does not do business for three or four people, but only for large gatherings.
And the price is very high, and even then, it is often open all night because it is so popular.
"Starting at twelve o'clock in the afternoon, I will sit for two hours, and I will go at ten o'clock." Su Han thought.
After an hour, his mobile phone rang, and it was Master Jiuwen calling: "Xiaohan, are you still sleeping?" ”
"No, Uncle Nine, what's wrong?"
"Oops! There are too many students, and since you became famous, a lot of young men have come to me to learn how to tattoo. ”
"Really? That's a good thing. Su Han smiled, he felt that Jiuwen taught himself such a disciple the ancient method of tattooing, there must still be some regrets, now it is estimated that there is no regret, to be able to see the ancient method tattoo with his own eyes, for Jiuwen, it is a very happy thing.
Jiuwen was also happy at the moment: "It's a good thing, I'm overcrowded here, fortunately, the few guys you recommended here have good management skills, otherwise I would be in a hurry." ”
Last time, Su Han recommended the three of Heipi, Bald and Brother Jie to go over, but I didn't expect it to have an effect.
The three of them have led a lot of younger brothers, and they are simply familiar with management.
Su Han was a little surprised: "Really? ”
Over there, Brother Jie snatched the phone, and said very excitedly: "Boss, we have come to the right position you recommended, and we can give full play to our strengths, and Master Jiuwen can also enlighten and enlighten us, I feel that my life is very fulfilling now." ”
"Alas! Don't keep talking, I want to talk to the boss too? The black skin on the side was also a little anxious.
Brother Jie scolded Heipi: "You don't know how to use your own mobile phone to call?" ”
", I have a mobile phone, but the boss only has a mobile phone."
Su Han was teased by them here.
Half an hour passed, and Su Han finished greeting them, and he had a more ambitious idea in his heart.
However, this idea will never be implemented until his strength has risen.
Putting down the phone, Su Han got out of bed, stretched his waist, brought the tattoo needle and the blood pill, and said to himself: "This time I should give Xiaoying a perfect birthday party." ”
After getting on the subway and taking two buses, Su Han saw the crystal city, which was two or three hundred meters in front of him.
Walked past the bus stop.
Su Han also looked at the hotel.
Sure enough, it is a first-class hotel, and you can see the word luxury just from the outside, which is resplendent and resembles a royal palace.
But unlike the beauty of the palace, the beauty of the palace lies in the taste, the thick and simple charm.
The beauty of the Crystal City lies in the design, the modern design.
I think that the cost of designing this hotel alone is also invested in real money.
Su Han went up more than a hundred steps at the door, but was stopped by the security guards outside the huge lintel.
"Wait a minute, please?"
"Still want an invitation?" Su Han spread his hands, and Xiaoying didn't give it to him.
The security guard sneered: "Hmph, when I saw you get off the bus, I knew that you were a dirt bun, who came here by bus?" Still miserable to say that you still want an invitation? What kind of place are you? ”
Another security guard next to him also said: "Boy, do you think this is a wedding banquet held by ordinary people?" Drill in and have a meal, no need for an invitation or anything. ”
Su Han patted his thigh and said in amazement: "But Xiaoying really didn't give me an invitation, what should I give to you?" ”
Burst!
The older security guard was completely angry: "Don't come with us, you can inquire clearly enough, I know that the wedding banquet held by Miss Xiaoying of the Ren family here is quite affectionate, I don't believe it, people will associate with poor people like you." ”
"Forget it, just drive it away, we are all poor, don't say anything about anyone." In addition, the security guard also said that they are also poor, so why should the poor suffer for the poor?
Su Han was a little speechless, it seemed that he could only make a call, and just took out his mobile phone.
I heard a familiar voice from behind.
"Yo! Who should I be? Su Da Shao, isn't this the Su Da Shao who used to be beautiful in our family? ”
"Tsk, do you still think you are the eldest young master? What are you doing at the door? Want to get in? I'll take you in. ”
Su Han looked back and saw that it was someone from the Su family.
These two people are still cousins with him, Su Fei and Su Hu.
These two people used to be so intimate with themselves, but now it's good, they don't remember the friendship back then, and they are still playing prestige in front of themselves.
Su said coldly: "Who did I think it was?" It turned out that I used to have two dogs, not to mention, I used to think that the two of you were dogs and insulted your father's reputation, and there was good food and drink, and sure enough, there was no good food and drink, so you opened your mouth to bite people, and the quality was low enough. ”
Indeed, Su Fei and Su Hu used to be too much liked by Su Han, and these two were hard pasted with hot faces and cold buttocks.
But now that you say something like this, you Su Han can't help but take yourself too seriously, right?
Su Fei and Su Hu's faces were much better.
Su Hu was a little younger, only seventeen years old, and his blood was a little stronger, and he was about to slap Su Han's face with an invitation: "Say one more to the master, Lao Tzu used this invitation to beat you to death, believe it?" ”
The Ren family is a big consortium, and in terms of wealth, the Su family and the Yun family may be a little incomparable, so the invitation is also made of silver, and the surface is plated with a layer of gold leaf.
Su Fei pulled Su Hu over: "Have you forgotten what the old man at home said?" When I see Su Han in the future, you can beat it, but don't beat it in public, it will damage our family's face, you know? ”
Su Hu also replied cautiously: "Got it, brother, let's let this bastard go today, and don't let me run into him another day." ”
There are also many people in the Su family today who bought the face of the Ren family and sat inside, if the matter of beating Su Han was spread, it was really hard to say.
"Come on, boy, I don't care about you, we two brothers go in to see the beauty of Miss Ren, you have no fun, you can only stay at the door, but don't be afraid, I will bring you some delicious food, such as bones, meat slices or something." Su Hu's words are as ugly as they are.
At the end of his life, he didn't forget to add: "Hey, hey! By the way, if you don't see your surname Su, I'm really going to smash your dog's mouth. ”
Su Hu vented, and suddenly felt a lot more comfortable in his heart.
And Su Fei also waved the golden invitation in his hand proudly: "Su Han, didn't you like beautiful women very much back then?" What now? Do you still have women around you? Silly ×. Look at my invitation. ”
Su Fei opened the reverse side and asked, "Do you see clearly?" Dick Si Su Han, this is the invitation to the third table, how far away is Miss Ren, do you know? A table, that is, we can toast with Miss Ren at will. ”
He said so, but this kind of family-style gathering, the system is very strict, and you are fortunate to sit at the third table by virtue of being a child of the Su family, but it doesn't mean that you can be honored if you want to go down to the eldest lady's wine.
To put it mildly, Miss Ren is the pearl of the old man of the Ren family, what are you Su Fei and Su Hu? Two children of a family who are not in the stream, toasting? Not qualified enough.
Su Han smiled: "There is still a row of seats, what is there to be excited about, if I go in, I will probably sit next to Xiaoying." ”
"Tsk, it's still Xiaoying, she shouted so affectionately, she hasn't put her mentality right yet." Su Fei shook his head: "What you said are all your obscenities, can you get in?" ”
"I'll be able to go in with a phone call from Xiaoying." Su Han took out his mobile phone and really wanted to start dialing Xiaoying's number.
Su Fei and Su Hu on the side simply stood aside, they had to let Su Han, who liked to pretend, look foreign.
"Hey! Xiaoying? ”
"Ahh Brother Xiaohan, are you really here? Great, by the way, where are you? How I didn't see you. Xiao Ying kept staring at the door, and after watching for more than two hours, she couldn't see Su Han.
Su Han laughed dryly: "I'm at the gate, there is no invitation, so the security guards don't let me in." ”
Xiao Ying suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! Look at my head, I forgot about it yesterday, and I'll pick you up at the door now. ”
"Okay!" Su Han hung up the phone and said to Su Fei and Su Hu, "What? Xiaoying, she wants to come and pick me up, you two are reluctant to leave, right? ”
Su Hu spat on the ground: "Bah! What are you doing, and people are picking you up in person? Please, you play a double reed like a little bit, okay? ”
"Hmph." Su Han is too lazy to take care of this guy, and he still plays a double reed? The two miscellaneous people moved their brains to think about it, what is there to play in the double reed that is about to be goofed up.