Chapter 532: The Chair Is "Too Hard" (Third Update!) )
The two girls couldn't help it, and they made a move in an instant.
"Are you from Africa? Also, young master, there is no grace in eating. The two girls were still holding Lin Feng's ears for a moment. Gritted his teeth and said fiercely.
"This!" Lin Feng felt that there was still cold sweat seeping down his face. I felt that I used chopsticks to pick up some dishes for the two girls. With a smile on his face, he said, "Eat quickly!" ”
The two girls also knew that Lin Feng was actually hungry today, and they were a little embarrassed to be dragged around the streets by the two of them for so long. just symbolically pinched Lin Feng's ears. I let it go.
However, the two women obviously didn't pay attention, Lin Feng's dark eyes now were not the innocent eyes in the eyes of those others, but full of calculations and intrigue.
The two defenseless women seemed to be the prey that Lin Feng had taken a fancy to, and they were walking towards the trap that Lin Feng had woven step by step. For the best beauties like them, Lin Feng Ziyu is the most romantic figure in the world, and there is no reason to miss it.
In Lin Feng's eyes, the best beauties he was looking for were undoubtedly the most important perfect works of art. It's like the kind of woman who smiled for the Pomeranian in ancient Zhou You.
"Look at the city, and then look at the country, I would rather not know the city and the country, and the beauty is hard to get", as well as the four beauties of Xishi Wang Zhaojun Diao Chan and Yang Guifei, who have "sinking fish and geese and closing the moon and shy flowers", these are all these? One? Root? Read? The novel xstxt is a perfect work of art that has been carefully crafted. For this kind of stunning beauty, Lin Feng would never let them slip away from his fingers. , unless it's the kind of woman who hasn't been discovered by Lin Feng yet.
Perhaps these women are "only to be seen from a distance and not to be played with" in the eyes of others. But in Lin Feng's eyes, this kind of woman should be a candidate to be blasphemed, because they are too arrogant. Why is it that absolutely handsome men are looking for women who are not even inferior women, and the wives of that kind of ugly men are indeed like fairies. It's really just a very simple reason. Then in the eyes of absolutely handsome men, beautiful women cannot be blasphemed by themselves, and they should maintain absolute respect. So after all, he can only go further and further away from beautiful women. And that kind of ugly man knows his ugliness, and he also has a psychology that he can't get used to. Break the jar and throw it around. Dare to desecrate the beauty, so that no one can return.
Beautiful women are proud, but they just need a man with pride to trample on their dignity.
Plainly! Women, in fact, it is very simple, if you are strong, she will be weak, and if you are weak, she will be strong! There is no woman who doesn't like a decisive and tough man, you always have to show your masculinity properly. You might as well teach you a trick for the kind of man who has a strict wife, a trick is very useful, go home without saying a word, whether the wife agrees to come to a * or not, as long as she is powerful in the future, you will go to her, and ensure that she is obedient, of course, the premise is that you are strong in that aspect!
When the two women began to move, they miraculously followed Lin Feng and devoured them, as if they were afraid that Lin Feng would sweep all the food on the table, this scene was seen by the waitress who served Lin Feng and them, and her eyes were full of incredulity.
However, Lin Feng also seemed to fill some of his stomach. Seeing that the two of them and the woman were not at all elegant. Mouthful of greasy. I almost burst out laughing. Told a bad joke.
When Lin Feng was a child, he memorized a lot of poems, just to be able to buy them in front of no one day. , there is no doubt that Lin Feng is the most successful in this regard. Lin Feng adapted the deeds of some celebrities into cold jokes, making the two girls want to refute, but they can't refute it, so they can only hide their laughter after all.
Looking at Lin Feng's joke-telling demeanor, the kind of joke designed for herself, the two women felt extremely happy, and the smiles on their faces increased.
Qing Yumei suddenly thought of a sentence, I don't know who said it: "In this cold world, there is always such a group of enthusiastic people, and under their cynical appearance, there is a fragile glass heart; In their frivolous words, there is a hidden attachment to only one scoop of three thousand weak waters. ”
However, Qing Yumei didn't know that Lin Feng was not this kind of person, but he didn't have the kind of persistence that only took one scoop of three thousand weak water. Some of them are merry. He does not pursue the lonely realm of the master who breaks the world with a sword, nor does he seek the power of the powerful above the government and the opposition! I only want the red sleeves to add fragrance to the side, Miao Ling dances in front of the couch, and the beauty of the world is my hand.
At this point in life, what more can a husband ask for?
For Lin Feng again, beauties are like jade swords like rainbows, there are no beauties on the side, the sword is illusory and boring, rights are like light and beauty are like water, no one is beside the country, and the light is also dreamy and boring.
Then the two women seemed to have eaten a little bit of the same. The two women quietly lowered their ears and underestimated.
Seeing the movements of the two women, Lin Feng suddenly pointed his ears, but the voices of the two women were too small, and they said a few words and glanced at Lin Feng's body, which made Lin Feng very tempted, what kind of mud were these two women talking about.
However, Lin Feng's intuition definitely has something to do with him.
"What are you talking about! Speak it up and listen to it! Lin Feng really couldn't help but interject and asked.
Hearing this, the two women raised their stunning faces, glared at Lin Feng with their eyes, and said, "It has nothing to do with you, this is a woman's privacy, you just eat your things, watch us talk, don't interject." You don't have to hear it. ”
As soon as this sentence fell, Lin Feng suddenly felt that there were ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, this Nima Lin Feng felt that it was related to him, but he couldn't hear it, and he couldn't let himself listen to it, didn't it make him scratch the itch in every way.
"Hey...... 'There are only women and villains in the world.' Lin Feng sighed very unhappily.
"What did you say!" Qing Yumei said viciously. Glaring at Lin Feng, he said again: "We are saying that the food here is very good, and the decoration is also good." Very atmospheric. Grand. The only thing is that this chair is not good. It's too hard, and it hurts in the butt after doing it for a long time. ”
When the words fell, Lin Feng suddenly opened his mouth wide, what he heard just now, 'too hard'. These two words actually came out of the mouth of Qing Yumei, a teacher with a good look.
"I'm rubbing! That's fine, too! Could it be that this chair is also fine, and it will be hard when you see beautiful women. Lin Feng suddenly thought about it, and said, "My little brother is that!" Hard! What a temptation to sin me! ”
Lin Feng thought about it, and actually snorted, and laughed, this good-looking teacher actually had such a cute side.
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Ziyi suddenly became nervous, just now they were talking about how many times this Lin Feng had been in love, why did he know so much about women. For women to talk like this, this is equivalent to bad words in Lin Feng.
Lin Ziyi's expression seemed to be the kind of little girl who stole money to buy candy to eat. But I was afraid that my mother would find out such a kind of nervousness. Careful.
(Flowers owe two more, I'll make up for it in a few days.) When the time comes, add one more! Sorry! This month and the next month can be busy! The three irons remain the same. As long as it is not an exceptional case. )