Chapter 13: Online dating
After school, Li Yi cheekily got into Ji Mengmeng's red Audi.
"Get down for me!" Ji Mengmeng waved her pink fist to drive Li Yi out of the car, and then drove away quickly.
"I'm so angry, I'm going to train you well tonight!" A haze flashed on Li Yi's face, and his white teeth lit up with an evil star.
took a taxi back to Fugui District, Li Yi found a red Audi parked in the carport of a European-style villa, and it seemed that Ji Mengmeng had already arrived home.
Fortunately, I carried the villa key that Amber gave me last time, otherwise Ji Mengmeng would definitely not open the door for herself.
Li Yi opened the door of the villa, entered inside, and found that the servants had prepared dinner and were leaving the villa in line.
In the evening, I was ready to be alone with the eldest lady again. Li Yi narrowed his eyes and strode to the dining table.
"Stop." Ji Mengmeng stretched out his hand to stop it.
"What's the matter?" Li Yi was stunned.
"That's where you should sit." Ji Mengmeng stretched out his hand and pointed.
Li Yi then looked and found that the place Ji Mengmeng pointed to was in the corner of the wall, and a big iron bowl was placed on the ground, and in the iron bowl was a pack of unopened Dog Bear brand instant noodles.
"What?" Li Yi was so angry that his hair smoked.
"Soak yourself, squat and eat." Ji Mengmeng licked a piece of cheese.
"I'm angry, you've finally revealed your true nature!"
"Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that I had to give Amber a face last night, I wouldn't have bothered to give you a good face. On this shijie, there is no man who is qualified to live with this lady! ”
"So you're not going to marry in the future?"
"When I reach the age of marriage, I can consider finding a man who is rich, and he wants to change his surname to Ji."
"Rub! What are you angry about? If it weren't for the old man of my family crying and begging me to come to the provincial capital to complete some bullshit agreement with your Ji family, I wouldn't have been a little woman with a princess's temper. "Mother and daughter have one heart, Li Yi understands a little at this time, the reason why Weishenme Ji Gang and Nangong Jiaojiao are separated, and the emotional Ji Gang is also asked to join Nangong's family.
"I allow you to cry and beg my dad to fire you!"
"Only villains and women are difficult to raise!" Li Yi waved his hand and went into his bedroom. In order to maintain the dignity of a man, he decided to cure this stinky tempered daughter tonight.
Ji Mengmeng munched on a piece of grilled steak angrily, feeling that she had no appetite anymore, and she was not in the mood to watch TV, so she ran to the bedroom on the second floor to surf the Internet.
Li Yi slipped back to the living room and found that Ji Mengmeng had only eaten less than one-twentieth of dinner.
"It's a waste, don't eat for nothing." Li Yi sat down at the dining table and ate a lot, specially picking barbecue to eat.
Unconsciously gnawed on Ji Mengmeng's unfinished steak, and found that there was a faint aroma on it, but Li Yi didn't pay attention to it.
After eating enough, Li Yi lay on the tiger skin sofa with his legs crossed, turned on the 80-inch LCD TV, and watched paid adult TV.
However, it was muted.
The 80-inch screen is really cool, just like the experience in the cinema, and it is like watching aiqing action movies.
Just as I saw the climax, the heroine inside kept screaming, and Li Yi secretly turned on the volume a little bit.
Unexpectedly, Ji Mengmeng's voice came from the second floor at this moment: "Prepare bath water for me, otherwise I will fire you squid." ”
"Good, good!" Li Yi was furious.
With an idea in mind, he turned off the TV and quickly ran up to the second floor and into the bathroom, which was bigger than a normal room.
I turned on the hot water, and then looked at it, and found that in the pink basket next to the bathtub today was a small white lace panties.
Oooh, change panties. Li Yi's heart jumped, and he hurriedly grabbed the white lace panties.
Silk drops, translucent drops, slippery drops.
The fresh and seductive aroma rushed into Li Yi's nose.
"Ahh Li Yi accidentally sneezed, then wiped his nose with his lace panties and threw it back into the basket.
After filling up the hot water, Li Yi immediately stripped naked and jumped into the bathtub to soak in the hot bath. Sprinkle rose petals while taking a bath to save time and increase efficiency.
It's so comfortable, Li Yi almost fell asleep comfortably.
"Is it okay? If you don't hurry up, I'll fire you squid! Ten minutes later, the eldest lady's angry voice came from the bedroom next to her.
"Right away." Li Yi triumphantly stood up and got dressed again, and after going down the stairs, he shouted to the second floor, "It's okay, please take a bath for the eldest lady." ”
"It's really slow, it's far worse than Aunt Zhang." Ji Mengmeng's dissatisfied voice came from upstairs, and the next moment the sound of water flowing.
The eldest lady soaked in the bath was soaked by herself, and the underwear that the eldest lady wore after taking the bath wiped her nose by herself.
Wouldn't it be a bit excessive? Li Yi blushed and went into the bedroom on the first floor.
After locking the door, Li Yi felt that he was back in his own shijie, and he was much more relieved, so he jumped onto the bed.
I took out my quad-core smartphone and opened the QQ of the penguin avatar.
Check your online friends and find out that the little princess is just online!
The exciting moment came, and Li Yi quickly typed a sentence: "My noblest princess, your guardian knight has flown over." ”
The little princess replied: "...... You're funny. ”
Li Yi looked at the QQ avatar of the little princess and found that it was a beautiful cartoon Sailor Moon image. Li Yi was very thick-skinned, so he typed in a few words: "You are really a goblin." ”
"It's not huh."
"It's as morbid and beautiful as Sister Lin."
"But I'm very heroic, not like Sister Lin."
"Nope! On the contrary, I think you have that kind of blurry and charming beauty, of course, just looking at an avatar can't be imagined, some people are not photogenic, and some people are more beautiful than the person in the painting. Li Yi vaguely asked for a photo of the little princess.
"Good talker...... little princess seemed a little shy.
"The night has given me black eyes, and I will use them to find the light. I feel that you definitely have the potential to bring disaster to the country and the people, leading countless heroes and bears to bend their waists. Li Yi blew his hair and smoked.
"How can there be ......?"
"My little princess, everyone has a love for beauty, and if you don't praise you, I'm sorry for all shijie."
"How can it be so exaggerated......"
"I guess you must have very white and tender skin in real life, right? Otherwise, how could she be called a little princess? ”
"Almost, hey, I don't need makeup for my white skin."
"Oh, pink people are easy to get hurt, you have to take care of yourself. Wind and rain can always provoke delicate flowers, so the noble princess needs a valiant guardian knight, like me. ”
"Hehe, how can there be...... I can't see. ”
How can this little princess be so difficult to tame? No, if the saint can't even pass the level of online love, then what qualifications do you have to tame the class flower school flower market flower provincial flower national flower shijie flower in the future?
Li Yi narrowed his eyes and once again unleashed his three-inch incorruptible tongue: "Although you can't see it, there are a lot of flower thieves hidden in the dark, extremely sinister, staring at you." Please let me, the guardian knight, take the pig-killing knife and slaughter these people, and then let Her Royal Highness the little princess step on their corpses, like the most beautiful Helen of ancient Greece, and amaze the world! ”
"You ......"
The next moment, the little princess's QQ number suddenly belonged to the offline state, and it seemed that she was scared away.
Oh, my God! Li Yi grabbed his hair wildly, what a failed night, but there is still hope for redemption, and he can't be too enthusiastic. Li Yi deeply remembered this lesson.
There was still the sound of friction and running water on the second floor, and it seemed that the eldest lady was still taking a bath.
I don't know weishenme Li Yi had the scene of Ji Mengmeng wearing white lace panties in his mind, he was irritable and couldn't sleep, so hot. After watching the choppy video of Bai Bingbing's police flower taken secretly, his body became even more lonely, so Li Yi turned on **.
Shake it, and just happen to bump into a destined person called "Mary Loves Mushrooms".
Love mushrooms?! Could it be the legendary lonely young woman who came out to hunt for beauty?
Li Yi was overjoyed and hurriedly sent a message: "Hi, little Mary, I have your favorite mushrooms here." ”