Chapter Twenty-Eight: Stealing Panties
Li Yi's eyes suddenly flashed with essence, and then he let out a loud shout and slapped his palm on the railing of the rooftop.
Click!
Shake down a piece of hard cement.
"Wow......" Qu Baowei nervously grabbed the cement block that was shaken down, and then pinched it hard, but it didn't move.
Zhao Jianpeng hurriedly snatched the cement block, threw it on the ground, and stepped on it violently with his foot, but it still couldn't have the slightest impact on the cement.
"Master!" Zhao Jianpeng and Qu Baowei couldn't keep their mouths together, and their eyes flickering with golden light as they both looked at Li Yi.
"I can take you both, but it needs to be tested beforehand." Li Yi said lightly, as if he had become an unbeatable outsider.
"We'll try! Master! Qu Baowei and Zhao Jianpeng's excited teeth rattled.
"Don't call me Master, I have no plans to accept apprentices for the time being, but it's still okay to teach you both hands. But in this test, qualifications are not important, but more important are tests of your hearts. Li Yi's face was positive.
"Heart?" Qu Baowei and Zhao Jianpeng were thrilled when they heard this, aren't there often those so-called masters in the world on TV, who test the perseverance of their conscience when they accept apprentices? It can't have something to do with character, but they're bad students, and they're a disadvantage from the beginning.
"That's it, since the last time I saw the music teacher, a child-faced beauty, a woman in her twenties like Xiaolongnu but Lin Kexiu with a teenage face, I've been shocked." When Li Yi said this, his eyes were as clear as water.
Li Yi's eyes made Qu Baowei and Zhao Jianpeng extremely embarrassed, this is called a master, treating women as nothing, only dedicated to martial arts.
Suddenly, the eyes of the two of them lit up with a raging fire, as if they had become super martial arts idiots from now on.
But the sycophants still have to be patted.
"Big brother, you really have a vision, you must know that Lin Kexiu's beauty is the object of the crush of the teachers and students in the school, and those school flowers and class flowers in the school are all tender and tender compared to Lin Kexiu." Qu Baowei hurriedly stretched out his thumb.
"Isn't it good to be tender?" Zhao Jianpeng, who was on the side, suddenly slapped Qu Baowei on the shoulder and reminded his companions not to slap the horse's hooves.
"It's good to be tender!" Qu Baowei changed his other hand and extended his thumb to Li Yi again.
"Weishenme is tender?" Zhao Jianpeng came over.
"This is weishenme? It's up to you to tell the big brother about it. Qu Baowei respectfully made a gesture of invitation to Zhao Jianpeng.
Zhao Jianpeng also extended a thumbs up to Li Yi: "At first glance, Teacher Lin Kexiu is twenty-three years old, huh?" She seems to be older than the school girls. ”
"But from the outside, it looks like Lin Kexiu is only sixteen years old, and she looks more tender than the flowers in the school class." Qu Baowei's eyes lit up.
"It's even worse!" Zhao Jianpeng exclaimed, "No wonder such a woman is shocked by her eldest brother, how can there be a woman who is seven or eight years younger than her actual age on this shijie?" ”
"What's more!" Zhao Jianpeng continued, "What will happen in 10 years? The school flowers are all bigger, and the difference between this and Lin Kexiu is here. ”
"Twenty years from now?" Qu Baowei exclaimed, "The school flowers are wrinkled, but Lin Kexiu, who is known as a child-faced beauty, is still young!" Think about it, when Xiaolongnu stayed at the bottom of the Broken Intestine Cliff for sixteen years, after meeting Yang Guo again, her appearance still didn't change from sixteen years ago. ”
"So even after twenty years, Teacher Lin Kexiu's beauty is still the same, and everything that those school flowers and classes have been destroyed! It is enough to see that the eldest brother's eyes are really sharp-eyed, and he can't look down on the school flower or something, so he falls in love with Teacher Lin Kexiu. Zhao Jianpeng sighed in a tone of adoration.
If there is a school flower who automatically throws her arms to Lao Tzu, then I will die of happiness, Li Yi muttered in his heart. But he said dissatisfiedly: "You two don't blow it, you're about to down." ”
"Hehe, what test is related to Lin Kexiu?" Qu Baowei and Zhao Jianpeng looked serious.
Li Yi stretched out three fingers and said very seriously: "Within three days, no matter what method you use, you can get me Lin Kexiu's little underwear." ”
"What?"
"Huh?"
Qu Baowei and Zhao Jianpeng were directly stunned, and the next moment all kinds of thoughts came to them, thinking about the purpose of Li Yi's test.
But after they noticed Li Yi's clear eyes again, all kinds of obscene thoughts were immediately swept away. How can ordinary people guess the mind of a master? A test is a test, and it's really hard.
"One time after that, I can only remind you that this is an important place." Li Yi stretched out his finger and pointed at his heart, which seemed to be very profound.
"Heart?" Qu Baowei was stunned.
"I already knew that I would study hard." Zhao Jianpeng touched his chin.
"It's nothing to do with studying, okay, you guys hurry up and get assessed, I still have to do it in advance." Li Yi waved his hand and drove the two pretending good students off the rooftop.
It's a lot quieter now. Li Yi yawned again, worried that someone would disturb him, so he locked the door of the rooftop. Then he lay down on all fours and went to be with Zhou Gong as his companion.
At the same time, the first class of the senior high school classroom.
Mr. Hu, the head teacher, was in a big mood and walked into the classroom with a briefcase, because he had eaten breakfast made by his daughter-in-law this morning, and he must know that his daughter-in-law had not made breakfast for him for ten years, and at this moment he really wanted to pick up the pipa and play the song "The sun is about to set in the west".
But after entering the classroom, Mr. Hu was in a bad mood, because he found that the number of absentees in the class was as high as five!
Wu Gang, Zhang Jin and Geng Yong are the three truancy kings, and Teacher Hu has become numb to them, and he dares to be angry but dare not speak, because Wu Gang's father is the deputy mayor, and a small people's teacher like Mr. Hu really can't provoke the second ancestor of the official.
The fourth absentee was Li Yi's tablemate, the mysterious classmate who had not come to school since the beginning of the third year of high school, but Mr. Hu knew that there was a reason why this person did not come to school, so he didn't take it to heart.
But what about Li Yi, could it be that Li Yi is skipping school again?!
"Where did Li Yi go?" Teacher Hu almost uttered it with a roaring sound.
He was very distressed and hated that iron could not become steel. In his opinion that Li Yi is a good student worth cultivating, and he just transferred to the third place in the first test, he was originally very looking forward to Li Yi.
But after studying well for three years and learning badly for three days, could it be that Li Yi and Wu Gang have learned badly?
Thinking of this, Teacher Hu glanced around at the class, the sparks in his eyes almost deliberately burned everything, and he roared with a blushing face: "Who knows where Li Yi went?" ”
"I know." Wen Sihai suddenly raised his hand.
"Wen Sihai, you are a member of the study committee, and you are in the front row of Li Yi, you can say it quickly." Mr. Hu raised the blackboard eraser, a trend of smashing it if he didn't say anything, and the joy of his wife making breakfast for him today has been swept away.
Wen Sihai swallowed a handful of saliva, and then said in a slur manner: "He asked for leave with me......"
"Leave?" Teacher Hu frowned.
"Actually, Li Yi went to work, his family was poor and could only eat one meal, and it was instant noodles, but he still had to work hard to earn money for a younger sister to go to school." Wen Sihai's face was sad and indignant, and his own eyes were red and swollen as he spoke, so that even he believed what he said.
"Poof......" Ji Mengmeng almost spurted blood when she heard this, but she held back.
In fact, Wen Sihai has always had a good impression of Li Yi, but yesterday there was news that the Four Heavenly Kings were cleaned up by Li Yi in the toilet, so Wen Sihai thought that Li Yi was angry with him to deal with the Four Heavenly Kings. So the good brother wants to be righteous, and he helped Li Yi take care of the truancy.
Teacher Hu's face darkened when he heard this, and he saw that Wen Sihai's expression did not seem to be fake, so he believed it. His mouth moved, then choked. After a while, he said softly: "I didn't expect Li Yi to have such a tragic background, in the future, our whole class will donate money for Li Yi, and strive to call him back to class, everyone says okay?" ”
"Good!" The students spoke in unison.
"Isn't that wrong?" Ji Mengmeng's mouth opened wide.
"Hmm......" Wang Ziyi, who was at the same table, suddenly lay on the table, as if he was holding back something. I saw that her face was pale and sweating all over her body.
"Ziyi, what's wrong with you?" Ji Mengmeng found out about Wang Ziyi's abnormality and hurriedly asked with concern.
"I don't know...... It started last night...... Tired......" Wang Ziyi's voice was very weak and intermittent, she tried to open her eyes, but her eyelids were weak, and what came out were two whiteness.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Ji Mengmeng hurriedly reached out and grabbed Wang Ziyi's shoulder, but found that Wang Ziyi's body temperature was negligibly low!