The black-hearted driver found that he drove the car to the provincial hospital in a daze, which was the destination requested by Li Yi.

I checked the price list again and found that it only showed more than 30 yuan!

How is that possible? The black-hearted driver stretched out his hand and hit his own head vigorously, thinking about it, the provincial hospital is in the southeast of Guirenju, but he just took Li Yi to the east, and the driving route should be straight, with his more than 20 years of driving experience, it is impossible to go wrong.

Moreover, if you follow the normal route, it will take at least more than 60 yuan to take a taxi from your residence to the provincial hospital, and even if you take a shortcut, it will not be as low as only more than 30 yuan?

Don't...... The black-hearted driver swallowed a handful of saliva, then nervously turned his head to peek at Li Yi, and found that Li Yi was slowly picking between his teeth.

At this time, Li Yi looked lazy, but in the eyes of the black-hearted driver, he was unfathomable.

"Huh? How did it arrive so quickly? Li Yi returned the nail clippers to the black-hearted driver, then stretched his neck and looked at the meter, "More than thirty yuan?" Oh, it's a lot lower than the taxi fare before, it turns out that I used to be slaughtered by other taxi drivers, and it seems that I met a good guy today. ”

When the black-hearted driver heard Li Yi sarcastically mocking him like this, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, thinking that he had lived for more than forty years and had never done anything strange, he must have thought too much about it just now. By the way, didn't you just drink a pound of liquor not long ago?

"Rub!"

The black-hearted driver slapped the steering wheel with one palm, then grabbed the fruit knife on the car, and shouted to Li Yi excitedly: "How can it be more than 30 yuan?" Lao Tzu has been driving a car for more than 20 years, and there has never been such a strange thing, it must be that the meter is broken! ”

"And how much do you think I should pay?" Li Yi had a gloomy face.

The black car driver borrowed wine to strengthen his courage: "If you don't say anything, you will get a hundred yuan!" ”

"I'll give you a hundred bucks and a dime tip." Li Yi said as he took out a hundred yuan and one cents from his pocket and threw it to the black car driver. I was really angry in my heart, I wanted to let this guy go, but I didn't expect to be so greedy, so don't blame me for not being emotional.

As long as you dare to accept this hundred dollars!

"Hmph, a dime is money, thank you!" The black-hearted driver was triumphant, accepted a hundred yuan and one cents, and then waved his hand to Li Yi with a fruit knife, "Get out of the car." ”

Li Yi's eyes narrowed, and he secretly stabbed the three mana toothpicks in his hand completely into the back seat, and then got out of the car slowly.

After getting out of the car, Li Yi reached out and quickly pinched a complicated fingering, and clicked the remaining toothpicks in his hand one by one.

Then reach out and shake it!

All the remaining toothpicks immediately plunged into the crevices of the taxi.

"Taiyi gives birth to three talents, three talents give birth to four elephants, four elephants give birth to gossip, and gossip is divided into eight hundred and sixty-four Qiankun." Li Yi's hands danced quickly and fingered at the same time, and there were words in his mouth.

Flick your fingers into the spirit coin in your hand and fly.

When it falls into the palm of your hand, the front flips to the back.

After completing this step, I saw a golden gossip image suddenly disappear on the surface of the taxi, and a strong wind suddenly blew around.

"What's the wind blowing in Haode on a good day?" The black-hearted driver poked his head out of the window.

Knock knock, suddenly someone knocked on the car door, and the black-hearted driver took a closer look and found that it was Li Yi.

"You're not leaving?" The black-hearted driver shouted viciously.

Li Yi smiled and said, "I forgot to tell you, wait a minute, if something strange happens to you, remember to take off your pants and pee on the shell of the car to escape this catastrophe." It is important to note that you have to drench your urine on every part of the car's shell or you will be unlucky forever. ”

"Get out!" The black-hearted driver brandished the fruit knife again.

"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you." Li Yi shrugged, and really walked away this time.

The black-hearted driver cursed a few times, then stepped on the accelerator and drove away. It was only after driving for a while that strange things happened again, although the road was still the same as the road that was walked and familiar, but all the pedestrians and other vehicles on the road disappeared.

It can't be so evil, right? The black-hearted driver had a cold war in his heart.

I continued to drive the car, and after a while, gray smoke suddenly rose from the money storage box in the car. That's hard-earned money! The black-hearted driver was so frightened that he quickly braked and stopped on the side of the road, and then hurriedly opened the storage compartment.

When I looked closely, I found that there was a hundred dollars in it that had caught fire, and strangely the rest of the paper money was intact.

Strange...... The black-hearted driver scratched his head, but the more he thought about it, the more scared he became, and he remembered Li Yi's reminder just now.

He suddenly had a strange thought, could it be that the hundred yuan burned was given by the guest just now? In this case, Lao Tzu earned the customer's dime taxi fare?

No matter what the black-hearted driver thinks, anyway, at this moment, Li Yi has an extra hundred yuan in his hand. He put the paper money back in his pocket, looked in the direction of the taxi leaving, and said to himself with the corners of his mouth raised, "I have already given you a chance." ”

But the more he thought about it, the more scared he became, he hurriedly stepped on the accelerator and sped on the seemingly uninhabited street.

But after running round and round, he found that he was going back and forth in those sections.

Could it be that the ghost is hitting the wall? The black-hearted driver's mind had this fearful thought.

In fact, this is not a ghost hitting the wall, because Li Yi is a human, and he has no ability to be a ghost. However, the formation he used the mana toothpick to arrange just now has a great history.

During the Three Kingdoms period in 222 AD, Liu Bei fled after being defeated by Lu Xun, and Zhuge Liang once set up a Qimen Bagua Array from stones and branches and other materials to trap Lu Xun's pursuing army.

And although Li Yi's small Qimen gossip array with a toothpick just now is not as powerful as Zhuge Liang, trapping a small taxi is already a knife to kill chickens.

Of course, if the taxi driver was not so black-hearted, Li Yi would not have cast a spell against him, which is called evil retribution for the wicked.

The taxi drove for a while, but the result was still the same, and the taxi always went around in circles and couldn't get out.

The black-hearted driver finally believed Li Yi's words, and he realized that his greed had angered a hidden master just now. So he was so frightened that he put his hands together and prayed to the Bodhisattva for protection.

I quickly got out of the car, carefully looked at the surrounding environment, and found that I was in front of the entrance of a large shopping mall. This place is not far from the district hospital, but the black-hearted driver remembers that he drove for a long time, but he didn't expect Zuihou to only walk that little distance.

He is both scared and regretful now, and he only hopes that according to Li Yi's explanation just now, he can successfully escape this catastrophe.

So he climbed into the car, took off his pants to reveal the black and flax caterpillar on his lower body, and began to pee vigorously on the shell of the car.

After soaking in urine, the black-hearted driver found that he had only drenched less than a quarter of the shell of the car, so he returned to the car in a gloomy manner, took a bottle of 2.5 ml of mineral water, and then climbed back onto the roof of the car.

After looking at it, there was no one around anyway, so the black-hearted driver drank the mineral water with peace of mind, preparing to make holy water in the bladder.

And the caterpillar in the crotch, he didn't bother to put it back in, anyway, there was no one around, right?

The essence of the Qimen Bagua Array is the trick of blinding, which the black-hearted driver can never imagine.

At this time, it is time for all walks of life to open, especially in large shopping malls.

But on this day, passers-by stopped one after another, and they gathered around a taxi, screaming and screaming.

Because there was an exhibitionist, suspected mentally ill standing on the roof of the taxi, because this person was drinking mineral water, he took out a black linen caterpillar and aimed it at the shell of the taxi to shoot beautiful water arrows.

The women screamed excitedly and shyly, but the black-hearted driver still kept his face unchanged.