Chapter 44: The Abbot and the Pilgrim

It was ten o'clock in the morning, and there were more tourists in Jian'an Temple, most of whom came from other places, and there were some white-skinned and dark-skinned foreigners. Tourists are in high spirits, and they keep pointing out the attractions of Jian'an Temple or taking pictures.

The monks have their own jobs, and they are arranged in an orderly manner, so that they are not lively, or they are preaching Buddha and chanting scriptures, or they are presiding over incense for guests, or they are solving difficult problems. It feels like it's not a quiet empty place, it's more like a bustling tour company.

There is a huge bronze bell in Jian'an Temple, which the monks have already struck once at dawn, and now this bell is placed in the square lifelessly.

Li Yi and Guo Jing came to the square leisurely, just now they visited several scenic spots in a row, Guo Jing had a good time, but Li Yi was not interested.

The scenery in the mountains is much better than this, there are rivers to swim in, wild beasts to chase, wild fruits to pick, I really don't understand how the people in the city like this man-made thing. Li Yi leaned his hands on the back of his head and walked behind the little beauty, while not forgetting to look for the light of the magic spirit.

However, because the two have been playing together for a while, the relationship between the two has become closer, and Guo Jing has not guarded against Li Yi as before.

He seems to have just dragged me here to play. Guo Jing peeked at Li Yi again.

Li Yi was a little depressed, he hadn't found the Dharma Spirit Light Buddha item yet. The noble Buddha statues placed in the major halls, although they look golden and splendid, were built twenty or thirty years ago, and they have been worshiped by incense for too little, and they are still dead things.

The Buddha items of the Light of the Law Spirit must be found, otherwise Wang Ziyi will be in danger.

Li Yi was a little anxious, he hurriedly ran to the bronze bell in the center of the square, stretched out his hand and knocked on it, and looked at it with the eye of heaven.

"Rub! Another new article! ”

"Li Yi, let's go to the Buddha Light Hall to have a look, I heard that it is very spiritual to pray for the Buddha there, and you can make your wishes come true. The celebrities, chaebols, and bigwigs in the provincial towns arrange for people to come there every week to offer incense. Guo Jing proposed.

"What do you want to ask for?"

"I just hope that my dad can quit gambling and succeed and be a good ordinary person." Guo Jing smiled faintly.

This girl pretends to be too pretended, and I really admire her strength. Li Yi stretched his waist, snapped his fingers at the little beauty, and said meaningfully: "Then let's go to the Buddha Light Hall to ask for the Buddha, I really hope that those Buddha statues can understand human nature." ”

"Okay, let's go!" Guo Jing waved her pink fist, then put her hands on her back cutely, and ran happily.

A pair of whitening little hands rested on the upright ass like a mountain bag, floating up and down with the rhythm of running, which made Li Yi's nose hot.

Inside the Buddha Light Hall at this moment.

Some tourists are lining up to offer incense to the Buddha, and several monks are busy.

But in the inner hall of the Buddha Light Hall, separated by a semicircular door, two people were talking about something.

One of them was the abbot of Jian'an Temple, a middle-aged man with thin eyebrows that could be ignored. It is said that he was a monk halfway, but he was very popular with the former abbot, and he was good at management, so he got the position of abbot of Jian'an Temple.

The middle-aged man next to the abbot was dressed brightly and wearing a tie, but there were two wound stickers on his nose, and his nose was now red like an onion.

If this person is seen by Li Yi and Guo Jing, they must recognize him as a successful person who wanted to beat Guo Jing's idea when he was in the hospital yesterday. His mother-in-law is one of the major shareholders of Ji Yao Group, and Liang Dezhong, who has a 280-pound evil wife at home!

At this moment, Liang Dezhong's face was depressed: "Abbot, you said that I have come here to ask for the Buddha so many times and given so much incense money, but weishenme my tigress still hasn't conceived a child?" ”

The abbot clasped his hands together and saluted: "Amitabha, because the sincerity of Lord Liang is still not enough, the incense money given every month is too small, and the Bodhisattva can't hear your heart." ”

The abbot said so on his lips, but secretly said in his heart: Your wife wants the child to lose weight first, and then you have to lose at least more than 100 pounds, and you still want to ask me this stupid question?

"Well, every month, I will raise the incense money provided to Jian'an Temple to 10,000 yuan." Liang Dezhong said very painfully.

There's no way, he's in the Yao family. As the saying goes, a mother is expensive by her son, but now his father is expensive by his son, and if he doesn't hurry up and let the tigress in the family conceive a child, it is estimated that his mother-in-law will call someone to abolish him, and then recruit a new son-in-law for his daughter.

Hearing Liang Dezhong's promise to raise the monthly incense money for Jian'an Temple to 10,000 yuan, the abbot's eyes suddenly lit up, and he secretly cursed in his heart that Liang Dezhong would not have children in the future before Jian'an Temple could have money to spend.

The abbot said: "Lord Liang's mind Bodhisattva will understand, don't you know that Lord Liang usually has difficulties in sexual affairs?" ”

"Hey, don't make a family ugly!" Liang Dezhong's face was sad.

"The big Buddha enshrined in the Buddha Light Hall of our Jian'an Temple can make Lord Liang's wishes come true, if there are any difficulties, please tell Lao Gao."

"Maybe it's really my fault, every time I have sex with the tigress, I look at her huge two-hundred-eighty-pound body and it is difficult for me to harden every time. Even after a lot of hard work, the quality of the sowing is not high, which is why the tigress has never been pregnant. Liang Dezhong looked helpless.

"Hah...... Amitabha. ”

"I wonder if the abbot has a solution?"

"Good, good." The abbot said with a kind face, "The Buddha is not against the love of men and women, to be honest, the old man cultivates joy Zen and is proficient in the way of yin and yang harmony." In this way, after the Liang Shizhu goes back, turn off the lights before every sexual intercourse. ”

"I turn off the lights every time, but every time I touch that heavy meat, it makes my heart crackle and cold!"

"Then can the Liang donor try to turn on the lights, and then paste a portrait of a star on your wife's face, and then have sex?"

"It's no joke, when I turned on the light and saw the tigress's hill of fat, I couldn't get any harder. Besides, every time I have sex, I cooperate with her, if I dare to put a celebrity portrait on her face, I will definitely be fanned out of bed by her door-like hand. ”

"Ouch my mother." The abbot was shocked when he heard this, and after thinking about it, he couldn't come up with any good ideas, so he had to say politely, "Amitabha, if Lord Liang really has no choice, the old man may be able to find an opportunity in the future to give you and your husband a live teaching." ”

"Then thank the abbot."

"No, no, you should thank the Bodhisattva."

"No problem, when the time comes, I will double the incense money offered to the Bodhisattva."

"Ahh......h

At this time, Li Yi and Guo Jing walked into the Buddha Light Hall side by side, because the aisle was a little small, so the distance between the two was very close, very like snuggling. The little beauty felt Li Yi's body temperature coming at this moment, so her face was blushing and blushing, and the two lived like a close couple.

In fact, the little beauty secretly blamed Li Yi in her heart, can't you follow behind or walk in front? Why do you have to huddle together?

However, the little beauty still didn't dare to say it, because she was timid.

The pilgrims and monks in the Buddha Light Hall saw a fresh little beauty suddenly walking in, and they couldn't help but stop what they were doing and looked straight over.

Liang Dezhong and the abbot who were in the inner sanctum also saw it.

When Liang Dezhong saw Guo Jing, he was immediately excited. However, when he saw Li Yi next to the little beauty, his eyes flashed with a trace of doubt, and Zuihou took a closer look and realized that it was the sloppy boy who beat the bridge of his nose yesterday.

Liang Dezhong was shocked: Is it really him?! It's too different from yesterday, the whole person is a rich and handsome! Could it be that this kid pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger yesterday and robbed me of a woman?

"Oh?" The abbot's eyes narrowed into a line, and the master who was proficient in Huanxi Zen, after the little beauty of Yujian Guo Jing, seemed to Yujian the peerless treasure on Shijie.